[Journey to the West] Monkey, be good

I don't think there is anything special about my name, but the monkey seemed a little surprised by my self-report, his golden eyes changed slightly, and he stepped forward to grab my hand and ask carefully.

At this time, Lord Zhenyingling said: "My fairy friend, your name is not listed in the "Fengshen Bang", I will take you to see the Jade Emperor before we talk about it."

"Thank you." I thanked Zhenying, turned around and smiled at the monkey: "Great Sage, Xiaoxian is going to see the Jade Emperor. I don't know what else you can give me."

The monkey's expression has recovered, and the gaffe just now seems to be just the fairy's eyes.He withdrew his hand, curled the corner of his mouth, and said, "Go."

Ben Xianjun nodded slightly, turned around and followed Zhenying into the Yuqing Palace, feeling a gaze following behind him, so he turned his head and met a pair of pale golden eyes from afar.Ben Xianjun was stunned for a moment, but the monkey looked normal. He smiled and nodded to Ben Xianjun, summoned somersault cloud and left.

"Xianjun, this way please." Zhen answered.Ben Xianjun came back to his senses and followed him to Lingxiao Temple.

Apart from the Jade Emperor, there were two other people in the hall. The one in purple should be Emperor Donghua from Shaoyang Palace, and the one in Tsing Yi should be Emperor Wenchang who is good at divination.

"Jade Emperor, the person has already been brought." Zhen replied.

Ben Xianjun bowed his head and bowed: "Little Immortal Jin Huanxi, I have seen the Jade Emperor and the two emperors."

The Jade Emperor sat high on the dragon chair, raised his noble eyelids and glanced at this fairy, raised his hand, and said, "Really, you step back first."

"Yes." Lord Zhenying bowed his head and backed out.

"Jade Emperor." Ben Xianjun lowered his body even lower.

"Huanxi, sit down quickly." The Jade Emperor stepped off the dragon chair and walked in front of the fairy.He took me by the wrist of the fairy and pulled me to the stool, pushed me to sit down, and said worriedly: "I heard that burning the lamp made you twist your waist?"

"Cough!" Having received such kind treatment from the Jade Emperor, I was terrified, and hurriedly said: "Report to the Jade Emperor, it's just a minor injury, nothing serious."

"It's fine." The Jade Emperor touched his goatee in relief, sat down on a stool next to him, stared at me for a while, and said again: "You're thin, have you lost weight?"

"Well, I lost weight, I did lose weight." Emperor Wenchang shook his divination tube for divination without raising his head.

Emperor Donghua yawned lazily, put his elbows on his knees, his palms on his chin, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Ben Xianjun twitched the corner of his mouth, and said quietly: "Maybe it's not that I've lost weight, it's just that I've grown a bit longer compared to before..."

"Oh, joy..." The Jade Emperor sighed, and patted the back of this fairy's hand, "It's really hard for you."

Ben Xianjun immediately stood up from the stool, straightened his waist, and said solemnly: "Serve the immortals and benefit the common people, no hard work!"

"Good! Good! It's better that you are sensible and don't let me worry about it." The Jade Emperor laughed until his beard shook.

Thousands of wears and thousands of wears, flattery does not wear.It seems that it is still necessary to say a few beautiful words once in a while.

Ben Xianjun said: "It is my duty to relieve the Jade Emperor's worries and labors. Xiaoxian is always at the disposal of the Jade Emperor."

"I'm planning to tell you about this." Jade Emperor said, motioning for the immortal to sit down.

Ben Xianjun is as good as a stream, sat back obediently, and said: "It's okay for you to speak up."

"That..." The Jade Emperor stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Happy, your ascension is very powerful this time. I heard that you collapsed several mountains in the lower realm, and also collapsed a magic weapon of the Burning Lamp Buddha. .”

"..." Ben Xianjun laughed dryly, waved his hands again and again, very humble: "Don't dare to do it, don't dare to do it, it's just a coincidence."

"You don't need to be nervous." The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "What I mean is...according to your current cultivation and morality, I should have arranged for you an important immortal position. But since your back injury has just recovered, now You should rest, so... after much deliberation, I plan to arrange a idle job for you."

Ben Xianjun suddenly had a bad premonition, so he asked: "What idle job?"

"Since the battle defeated the Buddha 500 years ago and caused a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, the Queen Mother's peach orchard has not been taken care of until now. This job is very leisurely. It's just catching insects, fighting medicine and loosening the soil." The Jade Emperor said: "If you If you are willing to guard the Peach Garden, I will give you a vacation villa in Xishan, and there is a garden in front of the villa."

"..." Is there such a good thing in the sky?Ben Xianjun said seriously: "Jade Emperor, please tell me the truth, why did you send me to guard the Peach Garden?"

"Ha!" The Jade Emperor laughed awkwardly, "Actually... it's because you came late, and the Conferred God Ceremony has long since ended. Now that all the vacancies in the court have been filled, you are the extra one, so This year's "Fengshen Bang" doesn't include your name."

"I'm redundant?" Ben Xianjun's mouth twitched.

The Jade Emperor was afraid that he thought this fairy was sad, so he comforted him: "Happy and rest assured, in the future, when I see who doesn't like the new little gods who fly up, I will immediately lift his black hat and let you make it up! Or you Which one do you fall in love with, grab his braid and kick him off!"

"No! No need, Jade Emperor!" I twitched the corners of my eyes, and smiled feebly: "Xiaoxian thought...Peach Garden is very good, and Xishan villa is also good. I heard that Xishan is a good place to escape the summer heat. Summer is coming, and it’s time to use it.”

joke!How could this immortal gentleman do such an offending thing?

"You're right if you think so!" Jade Emperor smiled.As he spoke, he sat back on the dragon chair, ordered someone to take a pen and paper, and spread out a scroll on the dragon table. A garden house.

After receiving the official uniform, Ben Xianjun stayed to play chess with the Jade Emperor for a while, and discussed the brewing method of "Peach Blossom Drunk" by the way.

Taohuazui is a common sake in the world. It is slightly sweet and not easy to intoxicate.

The Jade Emperor and his elders complained to the Immortal Lord, saying that he drank too much of the Queen Mother's fine wine, and he was a little tired, and wanted to change the taste.Ben Xianjun repeatedly promised that when the peach blossoms in the Pantao Garden bloomed, he would pick the petals to make wine for him, and then he agreed to let me go back to the mansion. Before leaving, he gave me a well-behaved boy called "Zitong ".

When Ben Xianjun walked out of Yuqing Palace, the crowd watching the excitement had already dispersed, leaving only piles of peanut shells and melon seed skins, as well as colorful wrapping papers left behind after eating all kinds of cakes. When the breeze blew, it fluttered leisurely, and one even floated onto the gold plaque engraved with the three characters "Yuqing Palace".

Protecting the environment is the responsibility of immortals.

Ben Xianjun said to Zitong: "Go to Yuqing Palace and borrow a broom and a dustpan from He Xiantong."

"Your Majesty, you want to..." Zitong was puzzled.

Ben Xianjun picked up a lost peanut from the ground, peeled the nut and threw it into his mouth, saying: "I can't be idle, I want to clean up."

"Yes, Your Majesty." Zitong understood and ran into Yuqing Palace. When he came back, he had two brooms and a dustpan in his hand. He said, "I will clean with you, it will be faster."

This fairy is very pleased that Zitong is so on the road.Nodding my head, I smiled and said, "Rubbers can be taught."

Ben Xianjun and Zitong each had a broom and swept against their heads from left to right. For a while, there was only the "rustling" sound of broom tassels rubbing against the ground.

Ben Xianjun swept the confetti into a small pile, turned around to get the dustpan, but when he stretched out his hand, he touched a red corner of his clothes.

The monkey had already stood behind me at some point. He didn't say anything, but just took the broom from me, filled the dustpan with the garbage, and dumped it into a large white bucket not far away.

"Great Sage." Ben Xianjun said politely: "It's good that I come, I won't bother you with such trivial matters."

No matter what the fairy said, the monkey still swept the ground seriously.I have to say that his posture with the broom is better than this fairy, and his sweeping is cleaner than this fairy.After sweeping the distance, he returned to this fairy, still bent over, and said, "Move your feet." Although it was an order, there was no tone of order at all, and his voice was gentle.

Ben Xianjun looked down and saw that I had stepped on a piece of rubbish under my feet, so I couldn't help jumping a few steps away, my old face was slightly red.

The monkey stuffed its head and collected the rubbish at Ben Xianjun's feet into the dustpan.

Ben Xianjun couldn't help but glared at Zitong, and scolded him in a secret voice, blaming him for why he didn't tell me that the Monkey King came, it was really embarrassing.

Zitong spread his hands, and also sent a secret voice to cry for grievances, saying that the monkey appeared silently, and he had just seen it.

So, Zitong and I, the master and the servant, stood in a mess in the wind, watching the Great Sage help us clean up all the rubbish in the entire square.In the end, he didn't forget to take off the colorful wrapping paper on the plaque above the Yuqing Palace with a snap of his fingers, and made a ball of "piu~" and threw it into the big white bucket.

"Thank you, Great Saint!" Zitong ran over to thank him with insight, and he carried the broom and dustpan to return to Heling.

There were only monkeys and this fairy left in the square, and his pale golden eyes looked at me without blinking, as if he had no intention of leaving.

Ben Xianjun had no choice but to walk over, clasped his fists in both hands, and thanked him, "Much—"

The monkey frowned, raised his hand to support my elbow, blocked the big gift I wanted to offer him, and said, "You and me, you don't have to be so polite."

Ben Xianjun straightened up and smiled: "Well, I won't be polite in the future."

"En." He nodded, with his left hand behind his back, and a square lotus root pink oil-paper package in the palm of his right hand, and sent it to the Immortal Lord.

Ben Xianjun said: "This is..."

"Peach Blossom Crisp." The monkey said, "Today, the Jade Emperor sent someone to prepare cakes and melons for the ceremony of conferring the gods. I took an extra piece and gave it to you."

Ben Xianjun naturally recognized that it was the cake used in today's Conferred God Ceremony, because the waste paper that was packed in a dustpan just now is exactly the same as this piece of lotus root pink oil paper, and among all kinds of cakes, I really prefer peach blossom cakes.It's just that I don't quite understand, why did the monkey give me this?

"It's getting late, go back and have an early rest." The monkey took my fairy's hand, put the pastry in my hand, turned and left.

"Your Majesty!" Zitong ran over, followed the monkey's back, and asked me, "Why did the Great Holy Lord sweep the floor for you?"

Ben Xianjun unwrapped the peach blossom cake, took a bite very elegantly, looked at the back of the monkey walking away, and said while chewing: "Maybe he is full of peach blossom cake, he can last."