[Journey to the West] Monkey, be good

The "Miss Gao" in front of this fairy, with almond eyes, cherry lips, willow eyebrows, pretty nose, and black hair like clouds and blue silk, just looking at the facial features, she is indeed a delicate and beautiful woman.But who can tell me...the purple-red birthmark covering the entire right side of the face and the beard full of the chin...what the hell is it?

"Is this really Ms. Gao? Where is the legendary closed moon shame flower? Where is the fish falling into the wild?" Ben Xianjun looked at the monkey from head to toe five or six times.

Monkey gouged out this fairy with his small almond eyes, and said weakly: "Exactly."

"..." Ben Xianjun shuddered subconsciously, got goosebumps all over his body, rubbed his arms, and said: "You should speak well, use Miss Gao's original voice, Xiaoxian sounds awkward."

"Since it's changed, it's natural to become more similar, and the voice should be better than the original one." Monkey laughed.

"No need, haven't the monsters come yet? Besides... just like you are now, if I were a monster, I would definitely not miss your face." This fairy smiled wryly, and let the monkey go on like this, my goosebumps I can't hold back the lumps anymore.

"What? Miss Gao can't do it?" Monkey frowned, but his voice really returned to normal.

"Absolutely not." Ben Xianjun shook his head and asked: "To be honest, I have never met Miss Gao, so please don't lie to me. At the beginning...you became like this. Zhuang, ran eight hundred miles of mountain road overnight?"

"Yes." Monkey said calmly: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as long as the idiot looks at Miss Gao's face, that's enough."

"It seems to be true love." Ben Xianjun sighed, "I think the envoy of the altar can be counted among the heavens if he has a good appearance. If he is not in the top three, he must be in the top ten. I always thought that he would be able to catch his eye. The girl must be a peerless beauty, alas..."

The monkey said "Huh?" and asked, "Why are you sighing?"

"No reason, just a little sour." Ben Xianjun said sourly: "In this world, good pigs go to win cabbage."

"Ha--haha." The monkey couldn't help laughing loudly, combined with his face of Miss Gao, I really couldn't see it.I waved my hand and said very much, "Come on, you can change back quickly, and we will think of other ways."

The monkey seemed unwilling to wear Miss Gao's skin all the time, and immediately changed back to his original appearance from good to good.Ben Xianjun looked around, found a piece of square wood as a stool and sat down, supported his knees on his elbows, rested his cheeks and began to worry, and heard the monkey sigh like he did.

I moved my buttocks to make way, and asked, "Why are you sighing again?"

The monkey sat down next to me, propped his chin and said leisurely: "It's nothing, just a little bit cautious. In this world, good pigs go for cabbages, and good monkeys don't know what to do."

"The pig is going to eat the cabbage, and the monkey is going to eat the peach." Ben Xianjun said without thinking.After speaking, he felt that something was wrong, tilted his head and saw the monkey resting his right hand on his chin, with a slight smile in his eyes.

Ben Xianjun's face became hot, he quickly looked away, sneered a few times, and said: "Hehe, forget it, there are no rare fruits in your Huaguoshan, you can eat whatever you like, it doesn't have to be peaches, Bananas, oranges, durians...all good."

"..."

After waiting for a while, Ben Xianjun saw that the monkey hadn't moved, so he couldn't help turning his head to look at it. Seeing that he was still maintaining his previous idle posture, his smile remained unchanged.When the eyes met, a thin green branch suddenly appeared in the heart of this fairy, with a few bulging flower buds embedded in it.

Could it be that a thousand-year-old tree in Ben Xianjun was so seduced by a monkey that it was about to bloom?

However, the flowering period has passed now, even if it can bloom, I am afraid that it will not bear any good fruit.

Out of season, a pity.

This fairy shot like a knife, "click" twisted off the flower branch that had not yet bloomed in the future.I sighed, drooping my head and said, "I was just joking, don't mind."

Seeing that the Immortal suddenly lost his energy, the monkey suppressed his smile and said worriedly: "Happy?"

Ben Xianjun hugged his knees and looked towards the door, "Enough joking, let's get down to business. It will definitely not work with Miss Gao's face, what should I do now?"

"..." The monkey rolled his Adam's apple twice, as if he wanted to say something to me.Hearing that I was dragging Miss Gao back again, I had no choice but to swallow my unspoken words, and continued: "Actually...Gao Cuilan's appearance is not so unsightly, if there is face powder to cover up the birthmark on her face , and then shaved off her exuberant beard with a knife, she is indeed beautiful. Besides, she is beautiful and kind-hearted, and it is not in vain that Bajie once loved her deeply."

Hearing this, Ben Xianjun was a little happy in his heart, but he couldn't cheer up after being disturbed by the incident just now.

"Oh." Ben Xianjun responded, "So...?"

"Huanxi, look..." The monkey patted my right arm lightly, "Is this all right?"

"..." Ben Xianjun still hugged his knees, turned his head slowly, couldn't help but startled, his pupils dilated slightly.

The cloud temples are slightly messy, the jade face is delicate and delicate, the eyebrows are like distant daisy, there seems to be a touch of melancholy between the frowned brows, the skin is white and moist, the cherry lips are slightly pouty, and the coquettish attitude is still hesitant to speak.Not to mention the appearance of "flower face and moon appearance", it is not an exaggeration to say that it is the first in the three worlds to shock the world and weep ghosts and gods.

Monkey became the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms.

"Chang'e...fairy?" Ben Xianjun said: "What did you change her for?"

"Didn't you say the more beautiful the better?" Monkey said with an innocent look on his face.

The monkey is really innocent this time, it's my fault that Immortal Lord didn't explain it clearly to him.I said: "It's true that the more beautiful the better, but you can't change into Chang'e Fairy. Think again, what beauties have you seen in the mortal world? You can just change into one by imitating her appearance. Or... don't compare yourself to painting a gourd. , an original one is fine.”

"Why?" Monkey didn't understand, but according to his words, he temporarily let go of Chang'e Fairy's peerless beauty and replaced it with a face he thought was beautiful.The appearance can be regarded as passable, not to be shocked by heaven, at least one in a million.

"This face is pretty good." Ben Xianjun looked at the monkey and said, "If you really use the face of Fairy Chang'e, you might be able to pass through."

"You mean, the other party has seen Chang'e?" Monkey asked.

"I'm not sure yet." Ben Xianjun said: "However, it is very possible...you have also dealt with her."

"Oh?" Monkey raised his eyebrows, "How do you know you are an acquaintance?"

Ben Xianjun smiled, "I didn't expect this floor at first, just now I met those snow lions outside, and suddenly felt that the smell I smelled when I was in the earth temple was very similar to..."

"Crack!" There was a sound of feet breaking dry branches outside the door.

"Hush—" the monkey made a silent gesture, moved behind the door, and asked with a female voice, "Who?"

Before the monkey's hand touched the latch, the other party had already pushed the door open.

The first thing that appeared in Ben Xianjun's sight was a pair of black short boots, sandwiching the wind and snow and biting coldness from the outside world, followed by a white dress and a cyan hat.

I saw his figure very familiar, but because the gray veil on the bamboo hat covered his face, I could only vaguely see the hazy silhouette of his face, so I couldn't tell who was coming.

At this time, he took off the bamboo hat, shook off the snow on it, and raised his head.

Ben Xianjun was stunned: "Why are you?"