[Journey to the West] Monkey, be good

Ben Xianjun held back for a long time, choked out the word "um", and said: "She may be more difficult to deal with, you should deal with it carefully."

The monkey gave Ben Xianjun a look of "you are at ease", walked to the altar, knelt on a dusty futon, folded his hands, and muttered something.

Monkey is a female believer who wants to pretend to be Xiuwen Zhenjun.

Thanks to him being able to come up with such an idea, this "Xiuwen Temple" has been closed down for 800 years, and there are no believers to worship it for a long time, and now a "woman" like him comes out of nowhere to worship, it's no wonder that those who come can believe it!

However, it seems that there is no better way now, so I have to give it a try.

Ben Xianjun and An Wenxin met each other's eyes, they both got under the altar table, temporarily hid themselves, and waited and watched.A large knitted bright yellow blanket was spread on the table, and the tassels hanging around it were just enough to cover us tightly.

Not long after, the door opened further with a "squeak" sound, and a cool wind "swish--" poured in, blowing the hem of the blanket, and sending in a smell of fox.

I don't know what happened to the monkey outside, anyway, both the Immortal Lord and An Wenxin couldn't help covering their noses with their hands, breathing as little as they could.

Just when I couldn't hold back my breath, I heard a series of light footsteps in the hall.Soon, the voice came close and stopped in front of the altar.From the little gap between the hem of the blanket and the ground, Ben Xianjun saw a person kneeling on another futon next to the monkey, who looked like a young woman in white.

"A member of the Qingqiu Fox Clan?" Monkey said in a secret voice, seemingly surprised.

"..." Ben Xianjun thought in his heart: Yes, she is a grandma of the Fox Fairy with great wealth and status.

"Sister, this temple has been abandoned for hundreds of years, what are you asking for here?" Grandma Hu Immortal said, her voice was so soft and sweet, the fragrance was alluring.

It is rumored that the Qingqiu Fox Clan is good at charm.When it casts a spell, anyone who looks at it will immediately have their minds taken away for its driving.Ben Xianjun was a little worried suddenly, I was afraid that the monkey's mind would not be strong, what should I do if I fell into the charm of the fox fairy grandma?

"What I'm looking for is marriage." The monkey's voice was raspy, and he didn't lose a single bit.

Marriage... Hehe, this fairy sneered, you are a monk, you don't recite scriptures and practice well, what kind of marriage do you want?But listening to his fluent answers, thinking about it, his mind is still clear for the time being.

"Marriage..." Grandma Hu Immortal smiled coquettishly, and said in a confused voice: "My younger sister is so handsome, I will definitely find a good marriage in the future."

"That's natural." Monkey smiled and said complacently, "My ideal person is a hero with his feet on auspicious clouds, wearing golden armor, and attracting everyone's attention."

"Standing on auspicious clouds, hehe, isn't that a fairy?" Grandma Huxian said.

The monkey said: "It may not be a god. There are some gods who do all kinds of evil things and are not as good as demons."

"..." Grandma Hu Immortal was choked up by the monkey's words. After a while, she chuckled lightly and said, "What my sister said is true. But, man, love is nothing more than the word 'beautiful'. My sister, Although you are extremely beautiful, you still have shortcomings, and if you want to win the sincerity of your unrivaled hero, you are still a little short of time."

The monkey said "Oh?" and asked, "For example?"

"For example, these double eyelids." Grandma Fox Immortal said: "The most fashionable thing these days is the kind of wide and thick double eyelids. Your eyelids are good-looking, but they are still narrow."

"Eyelids..." The monkey seemed a little moved, and asked again; "What else is wrong?"

Grandma Huxian said: "And your hairline, that beautiful woman looks a bit awkward. Now I'm the type with rounded and smooth forehead like my sister."

"Hehe." The monkey couldn't help laughing, and said, "Then sister, can you help me?"

"Between us sisters, why are you being so polite?" Grandma Fox Fairy said, "If you believe me, lie down, close your eyes, relax your body, and let me help you stretch your double eyelids and correct your hairline. If you have a nose job and eyebrow tattoo, it will be perfect."

"Hmm..." the monkey hesitated.

Grandma Hu Immortal asked: "What worries do you have?"

The monkey thought for a while and said, "Sister, you cover your face with a white gauze, and you know so many ways to beautify your face, you must...the face under the white gauze must be extremely beautiful, can you let me see it?"

This aunt is so ink-stained!What are you doing with so much fuss?The same goes for the monkey, just hit it with your hands, so what's the point of talking to her?Still begging for nothing to see the girl's face!As a result, this fairy squatted under the table, his legs were numb!

"Do you want to see it?" Grandma Hu Immortal pretended to be mysterious and coquettishly "hummed", and said, "Just relax and lie down quietly, and I will show you after I finish fine-tuning your face."

The monkey was kind and generous, and responded with a smile, "Yes", which sounded like he was about to lie down.

Isn't it just a shame?Why did the other party repeatedly emphasize "relax" and "lie down"?

Ben Xianjun frowned, pondered for a long time, and suddenly remembered such a legend.

Although there is no way to verify this legend, it is not groundless, and it has something to do with monkeys.

Legend has it that 500 years ago, Jin Chanzi was reincarnated as "Master Xuanzang", and a group of four with monkeys went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures.On the way, I met countless monsters, and they all wanted to eat the golden cicada.Tang monk meat, eat it, one piece is enough to live forever.But Tang monk meat is not free to eat. It cannot be fried or stewed. It must be steamed over a slow fire in a large steamer.And it can't scare him, it must be put in the basket when he is most relaxed and comfortable, the steamed meat will be tender and delicious, and eating it will ensure longevity.

Could it be... Qingqiu's ancestral technique of "using easy tolerance" is the same as eating Tang monk's meat, it has so much attention?

Thinking of this, Ben Xianjun's heart tightened.The monkey was obviously able to expose the opponent's background, but why didn't he do it for a long time, but instead said to lie down very cooperatively?Could it be that he fell for the trick of this fox and fell for her charm?If so, it will be troublesome.

At this moment, there was a slight movement outside, which sounded like candlesticks or cups falling to the ground.

An Wenxin reacted quickly, picked up the blanket and rushed out, followed by the sound of fighting.Ben Xianjun also wanted to get out to see what happened, but who knows, just touched a tassel with his hand, before he could lift it up, suddenly there was a gloomy coolness from the ankle, and two of them were as dry as withered tassels. The tree's hand stretched out from the ground, holding me tightly, making me unable to move.

Ben Xianjun was frightened by the horrifying touch on his legs, and his whole body was covered in white sweat. He turned around and kicked his feet hard twice, but he didn't break free.But I am so angry that this fairy was sealed by the Jade Emperor before he descended to earth, otherwise how could ordinary little monsters get me?Seeing that he couldn't get away for a while, this fairy had no choice but to try to overwhelm others with arrogance, so he said coldly: "Who is holding this fairy back?"

As I said that, I urged the magic formula to turn Wisdom into a gold ring the size of a collar, and said "boom!"

"Ouch!" There was an old cry of pain from the ground, and a male voice begged for mercy: "Shangxian stay here, Shangxian stay here! It's a little god, a little god! Don't you remember?"

"You..." Ben Xianjun paused, held up the Prajna and did not continue to knock.This voice sounded somewhat familiar to me. When I was remembering who it belonged to, a short, fat man with gaudy hair rose from the ground.

"Lord of the land?" Ben Xianjun was taken aback, "Why are you?"

"It's Xiaoxian." The land lord hugged my thigh tightly, and said with a smile on his face, "I'm an immortal suddenly, no wonder I'm an immortal."

"That's all." Ben Xianjun waved his hand and said: "It's easy for you, you let go, I want to go out to see how the monkey... How is the great sage, just help me out."

"I can't go to the immortals!" The land yelled in fear, and dragged my hind legs even harder, and even climbed up with my whole body.

"Why?" Ben Xianjun was taken aback again.

"This..." Tutu sneered a few times, and said, "Hehe, don't embarrass Xiaoxian, anyway, you just need to believe that the Great Sage can handle Aunt Huxian."

"You also know that she is a fox fairy?" Ben Xianjun felt a little doubt in his heart.Seeing Di Gong showing embarrassment|hesitating to speak, I realized something and asked: "Is it your own intention or the Jade Emperor's intention to prevent me from taking action?"

"Hey!" The land lay on the fairy's lap, and said pitifully: "My lord, don't ask me any more. Xiaoxian promised the Jade Emperor that riches and honors cannot be promiscuous, poor and humble cannot be moved, and might cannot be subdued." He closed his eyes, his heart froze, and he yelled, "Use that ring just now to knock me to death! Anyway, I won't say anything!"

"Then I'm really knocking!" Ben Xianjun stared, pretending to raise Prajna, and slammed it down.

"Ouch! Don't, don't, don't!" Teru was so startled that he quickly closed his eyes.

Ben Xianjun stopped three inches away from his forehead, and said: "Say!"

The earth trembled and said: "Shangxian, don't even think about it. Who are the big family members of the Qingqiu fox clan? Can you afford to offend them? Let alone you, even the Jade Emperor will sell them Save some face. It's not good for us in the fairy world to tear ourselves apart with them!

When this happened in Zheshan, it was not appropriate for anyone to come forward except for the great sage, who had no family and was afraid of offending others... But the great sage could not be invited by anyone... let alone the great disturbance in the Heavenly Palace back then, The Jade Emperor still has some feuds with him, so..."