[Journey to the West] Monkey, be good

There was a smile in the monkey's eyes, and said: "In the West Heavenly Court, I only know Jin Chan, he asked you to accompany me?"

I:"……"

The golden cicada, the golden cicada is the golden cicada again!It's so pissing off!But monkeys can't understand what I'm saying now, and I can't explain that I don't have a deep friendship with Jin Chan, so I can only hold my breath in my heart, unable to get up or down, and roll my eyes in the direction of West Heavenly Court.

After most of the day, the monkey said something again, but I didn't want to listen to it. I just pressed my body against the rock wall. The stone was cold, which made my heart feel cold.I wondered: I am not such a narrow-minded tree. Why have I become so haggling in the last hundred years?Monkeys can mention whoever's name they like, so what about the phrase "Jin Chan", why can't I hear it?

Weird?

Weird!

Just as I was about to sort out my thoughts carefully, adjust my mentality, and deal with the matter of "monkeys have a good impression of golden cicadas" peacefully, there was a very thin "rustle" sound from all around, and then the cold air swept in. Covering the entire rock wall, the monkey and I were frozen into ice sculptures again.

Come again... Is it over?I roared furiously in my heart, and an evil fire burst out.

At this time, a strong gravitational force pulled my spiritual consciousness out of my body, and then I was involved in an endless deep tunnel. My body seemed to be torn apart and then reassembled...

With the previous experience, I didn't have too many accidents this time. It was just that I was affected by the "ice punishment" and was accidentally involved in the monkey dream again. I was only curious about what kind of dream he had again.

For a moment, a little red light appeared in the depths of the darkness, as if it had come to an end, I kept falling, looking at the light source in front of me, my pupils dilated slightly.When I got closer, suddenly there was a bright red light, and at the same time, a gloomy chill rushed towards my face. I instinctively raised my arms to block it, and stepped on the ground with my feet. I have already exited the tunnel and came to another space.

I moved my hand away and saw that I was standing on a seemingly endless street, which seemed to be a city.

Looking up is a black sky, not a single star can be seen, the whole space is completely dark, only the big red lanterns hanging in front of the shops and houses on both sides of the road are shining strangely, not only can't play much lighting role , On the contrary, the whole city was covered with a layer of gloomy and desolate color.

There are thousands of houses, but they are three-story stone buildings of the same style. The walls are blue and white, and all of them have a square door with two round windows on it. They have no imagination at all, and they are all the same.The road under the feet is also paved with materials such as bluestone slabs, but it is cooler than the slate slabs, and it is not as smooth as the slate slabs when you step on it, and the bumps are very rough.The road was bustling with pedestrians, most of them were wearing gray or white plain clothes and gowns, their bodies were shrouded in mist, reflecting the red light reflected by the big red lanterns.

The tricks made of white cloth in front of the shop fluttered in the cold wind, covered with a gloomy turquoise halo.The store opens to welcome customers, and a boy with two small serving balls tied on his head stands in front of the door and shouts. There are wine sellers, tea sellers, antique sellers, tailor shops, restaurants and inns...the list goes on and on.

"Where is this?" I looked at the weird scene around me blankly, trying to find the monkey.Since he was the one who dragged me into the dream, he must be not far away, and I should be able to see it if I look for it.

"It's dry, be careful with candles!"

A watchman carried a lantern and walked through the street beating gongs and drums.The outer cover of the lantern is shiny and shiny, and the wick flame inside is blue and not blue, with a light green.He didn't walk fast, but it gave people a feeling of speed, and he didn't even touch the ground.

I was looking around looking for monkeys, but I didn't notice that the watchman had already passed by with a lantern, so I turned around and collided with him.

"En." I whispered, fell to the ground, pressed my palms on the ground, and touched a pool of sticky and smelly liquid.I raised my hand to look at it with the faint light, and it turned out to be blood on one hand, and the ground was not covered with bluestone slabs, but pieces of human skulls!

"Ah!" I yelled out in horror, took a few steps back with my hands on the ground, and touched a few human skulls without any surprise.

A man and a woman passing by on the side of the road heard the voice, paused beside me for a while, then turned around dully, staring at me with expressionless white faces.

The woman said coolly: "Who's kid is so naughty, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." Then, she stretched out her hand to pat her chest, and just patted it, only to hear "Crack——" her arm fell to the ground.

I:"……"

Without changing her face, the woman bent her waist stiffly to [-] degrees, picked up the broken arm with the other hand, and put the arm back as if nothing had happened, then shook her head and said, "My new custom-made arm yesterday, there is nothing wrong with it." Thinking of it being so weak, remember to remind me to give that store a bad review when I go back and ask them to refund the full amount..."

Before she finished speaking, her head fell off again in front of me, rolling on the ground, and when she came to a wonton stand, she almost rolled into the stove with blue flames.

"Ah, sister, your head fell off again!" A boy about my age shouted behind me.

"Hurry up and pick me up!" The other end fell to the ground, and it was still talking, its mouth was wide open, and it opened and closed, emitting black and red mist of blood.

The owner of the wonton stew stand held a spoon made of skull and calf bones, and while adding firewood to the stove, he stirred the hot soup in the hot pot.He lifted the spoon, scooped up the thick red and white soup, gritted his white fangs, and asked, "Want to eat wonton? If you want to eat, sit on the stool and wait, don't forget to prick the bottom of the pot!"

I saw the strands of hair in the spoon that looked like seaweed, and the fingernails that were not cleaned, and I almost spat it out, "Ouch——"

At this time, before I could see clearly how the young man was moving, he had already floated to the stove and picked up the woman's head.As he put his head back on the woman's neck, he said: "Sister, don't move around! The five horses have completely dismembered your body. It took me a long time to put your body back together. If you move again, it will fall apart again!"

After pressing the heads, the siblings looked at me again, and then continued walking indifferently.

The watchman was swayed by me, and the lantern flickered a few times. Seeing that it was about to go out, he stretched out his hand to support the swinging lantern, and finally kept the weak light.After walking a few steps, seeing that I was still squatting on the ground, I turned back and stretched out my hand to pull me: "Does it hurt from the fall?"

I looked at his hands with incomplete fingers and rotting flesh, subconsciously swallowed my saliva, and stammered, "Where is this?"

"Are you new here?" He straightened up and pushed the lantern forward. The light hit me directly, revealing his gloomy green face behind the lantern. "This is the underworld." , Huangquan Road..."

"Huang... Huangquan Road?!" My throat was dry, and I stared at the lantern made of human skin in his hand and the solid corpse oil burning on the wick.

"That's right, it's Huangquan Road." He grabbed my shoulders with his cold hands, pulled me up from the ground, looked me up and down several times, and said with a smile, "It looks like you are a kid who just died, right? Look, the meat is still hot and soft. Which ghost hooked your soul, he is too irresponsible! Why didn't he carry you away, causing you to get lost?"

"I, I'm not..." I shook my head.Now is it a dream or is it real, have I really turned into a ghost?I took a step back and stood at the intersection, looking forward, if only I could see monkeys.

"Are you going to Naihe Bridge or Reincarnation Road?" The watchman seemed kind, and asked me patiently: "Stop standing on the street, lest there be evil spirits bullying you. You are new here. How about this, since you are in charge Is the ghost who escorted you here, you go with me first, and when it dawns tomorrow morning, where do you want to go, I will take you?" He said, and he came to pull me.

"I'm looking for someone..." I said, and managed to avoid him.

At this time, a group of three people came from behind. Two ghost messengers grabbed a man in red by the throat with a black chain, and pulled him to play in our direction.

Blue flames were whistling on the chains, and blue-purple lightning flashes entangled between the locks.The clothes on that man's body were also the only bright color in the blue and gray on Huangquan Road, which was very eye-catching.

I was attracted, and couldn't help but stand aside and look with my head.

The watchman stood in front of me, stretched out his arms to protect me, and looked at the person with novelty, while explaining to me: "Did you see that the people locked in this kind of chains are all evil spirits, and the fire on it, It can trap people in hell! Are you going to be reincarnated? If you want to be reincarnated, you have to stay away from the chain so that you don’t get hurt! Back up, back up!”

I was pushed back a step by the watchman, and the man in red brushed past me, and I heard him say: "I have learned the art of longevity, you can't catch my soul! Which bastard sent you here?!"

"Great Sage!" I stopped the watchman, and stepped forward to grab the corner of the monkey's clothes. At this time, he had transformed into a human, with blond hair and red clothes, the same as when he was in the heaven.

The monkey was scolding the two ghost messengers, but I stopped him, paused, and turned around.

My heart trembled slightly, I stared at him, and the last time I fell into a dream, he held me in one hand and flew over the branches of the peach forest in my mind.He...remember what I look like, remember me?

"Hurry up, Yama of the Ten Palaces is still waiting to summon you!" The ghost guard pushed the monkey.

The monkey turned his face away, his eyes were indifferent, he seemed to have no impression of me, and he followed the ghost messenger away.

"Great Sage! Great Sage!" I yelled and chased me a few steps, but the watchman dragged me back. Not long after, a group of ghosts and wild ghosts rushed from nowhere. Disappeared in the crowd.

"Let go!" I tried my best to break away from the watchman, and chased after him, squeezing a way out of the crowd.Because I didn't see where the monkey was taken by the ghost messenger, I only ran on the street for a while, and stopped when I came to a relatively open space.

In front of him appeared a flower building that was different from the blue-gray one before.The walls made of green bamboo are covered with bright Bianhua flowers. The building is divided into three floors, and each floor has a window facing the street. A pretty girl stands in front of the window and sprinkles flowers downstairs.The gate is arched, entangled with violet vines, and there are two beautiful women in their thirties standing in front of the gate. Every time someone passes by the building, they all smile and pull forward.

I only paused for a moment in front of the building, when a monkey figure suddenly appeared in front of him. He was fighting with two ghost messengers and had already broken free from the shackles of the death lock.I saw him throw one of the ghost messengers to the ground with a flying kick, then raised the golden cudgel and threw it at the other.

The ghost messenger "Plop!" Kneeling and begging for mercy, "Great Sage, I'm just following orders, I don't know why the higher-ups want to hook your soul! It's clearly written in the book of life and death, you have to go and see it!"

"The Book of Life and Death?" The monkey took the stick away, spared the poor man's life, and said coldly, "Where is the Book of Life and Death?"

I heard the little messenger give another address, and the monkey turned around to leave, presumably to settle accounts with Shidian Yama.

I hurriedly chased after him, but the elder sister in front of Hualou grabbed me and said with a smile, "Young master, come in and have fun~"

"..." I don't quite understand what her "happy" refers to, but seeing the men and women coming in and out of the building with disheveled clothes and rubbing ears and temples, it is not a bright thing, so I struggled and said: "I don't want to be happy." Go, I'm still young."

"Hehe, you are not young! I think you are fourteen years old." The elder sister dragged me stubbornly, "Just ten strings of Ming coins, and there are girls in my family who are about the same age as you. Let's chat and talk together." ~"

"No no no, really no need!" Seeing that the monkey was about to go far away, I was so anxious that I was sweating profusely, and said angrily, "I'm not looking for a girl, I'll break my sleeve!"

"Duan..." The elder sister was stunned, let go of her hand resentfully, rolled her eyes, and said to me: "Go, go, we are full of decent girls in the building, we don't entertain Duanxiu!" She pointed to another flower building on the street, Said: "See? You want to find a good friend, go to their house, that Qin Lou specializes in the business of young ladies!"

"Oh." I was able to get away, and I was about to chase the monkey, but I saw him turn back at some time, standing in front of the flower building and looking up, before the eldest sister solicited customers, he lifted his leg... and walked in .

I:"……"

How about going to see the book of life and death?Dasheng, why do you want to visit Hualou? !

Now that the monkeys have all gone in, I naturally follow Shan Ruliu in.

The eldest sister stopped me: "You can't enter, you are still young!"

I said, "I'm fourteen, not too young."

"Then...you cut off your sleeve!" said the elder sister.

I:"……"

She pointed to a wooden board next to her and said, "Didn't you see what was written on it? 'Broken Sleeve' and 'Eunuch' are not allowed to enter, my girl is the only one who does not accept these two types!"

At this time, a dog wagged its tail at me and entered the flower building majestically.

"..." A dog can enter, but I can't?How unreasonable!

When the dog was far away, I pointed at the back of the monkey, raised my head, and said, "See, the one in the red dress that went in just now, that's my husband! I'm going in to find him!"