[Journey to the West] Monkey, be good

Thinking of this, I felt cold and was about to open the door.At this moment, the man in red flipped his left hand, grabbed a black bone chopstick, and threw it towards me with a "swoosh."

Just for an instant, cut through the air and hit my right eye.

My pupils widened slightly, and I hurriedly turned sideways, narrowly avoiding it, and let the chopstick brush my cheek and pass by my ear, "Block!" It was nailed into a red lacquered wooden pillar behind me.

The other party realized that the partition wall has ears, is this trying to hurt me?

I felt sad and a little sad, but when I turned around, I saw the chopstick inserted|inserted into the pillar about three fingers deep, and a bloodthirsty bat that was all black hung on it, and my eyes lit up again.

Maybe, he didn't mean to hurt me, but he saw the bat was about to bite me, so he rescued me?

Before I could think too much, the door behind me creaked open, and a graceful woman in a lake-blue veil walked out.

The woman said: "The Great Sage let you in."

"Me?" I opened my mouth halfway, pointed at myself in disbelief, and asked, "Are you sure you're telling me to go in?"

"Of course it's you." The woman in blue raised her hand and patted my forehead, angrily said, "Go away."

I looked at her suspiciously, then looked at the open door, and followed her into the room with my head down.

"Great Sage, people are here." The woman in blue led me to the table, and she sat down in front of a square stool.

As soon as I entered the room, I immediately felt a scrutinizing gaze on me from the opposite side, which made my heart feel tight and my spine feel cold.I looked up and met the monkey's pale golden eyes.

"Great Sage." I said, not knowing why he called me into the room, so I waited quietly for him to speak.

The monkey was silent for a while, then lowered his head again.A pink cedar girl next to him poured half a glass of sake into the white jade cup in front of him, and the monkey reached out to take it.

"Wait a minute!" I stretched out my hand.

"Huh?" The monkey paused, and raised its noble eyelids to glance at me.Eight pairs of eyes in the room looked at me.

"Wine... in the wine..." I was stared at uncomfortably, my cheeks flushed slightly, and it was hard to say "there is poison in the wine".Whether it is poisonous or not, the majestic Monkey King should be able to tell the difference, right?If the wine is safe, wouldn't it be a joke if I yelled like this?

Seeing that I didn't say the second half of the sentence, the monkey became impatient, raised his head and drank the wine, put down the glass without looking at me, and said softly, "Who are you, have you been standing outside for a long time?"

I said: "I am..."

"Although you can enter our 'Mingyue Xiaolou', I see that you are flesh and blood, and you are still warm, don't you look like a ghost?" Before I could answer, a girl in a light yellow shirt rushed forward.

I hurriedly said, "I'm not..."

The girl immediately said again: "Oh, I remembered, you are the waiter boy that my mother took into the building a few days ago."

"..."

I'm a waiter?How come I don't know it myself? !

"exactly."

"Yes Yes Yes."

"I remembered, he is the new waiter, a little tree demon named 'Chun Lai'."

The crowd joined in.

"Hehe." I laughed dryly, thinking to myself, it's amazing, I just entered the 'Mingyue Xiaolou' in less than a stick of time, not only have a new identity, but even a name.

But... When it comes to "names", it seems that everyone has a name, such as "Monkey King", such as "Golden Chanzi", but I don't have one.

So what should my name be?

"Spring comes", winter goes and spring comes, ice melts and snow melts, everything revives...

No, no, no, these two words are vivid, but they don't sound good!I can't match!

If the monkey asks my name in the future, how should I answer it?I raised my eyes and secretly glanced at the monkey, seeing that he was also looking at me, his face became hot, and he quickly lowered his head again.

"Are you the waiter of Mingyue Building?" Monkey asked me.

"That..." Since these demons always think that I am their "person", for now, if I deny it, I may cause trouble, so I have no choice but to admit it, nodded and said: "Yeah."

"Little brother is so cute." The girl in blue raised her hand to pinch my face, "Look at these eyes, they are so fresh! The cheeks are pink, like peach blossoms, and the skin is so good."

I:"……"

Sisters, is it really okay to praise me like this in front of monkeys, I will be ashamed!

"Yo!" Seeing the blue-clothed girl pinching vigorously, the Fenshan girl also leaned over and saw the blood on my cheeks scratched by Chunlan's tongue, and said distressedly: "What's wrong with my face, it's bleeding!"

The monkey's eyes darkened slightly, and he "patted" the wine glass in his hand on the table.

"Sister, it's okay, it doesn't hurt." I wiped the blood off my face with the back of my hand and shook my head.

"It doesn't matter if it doesn't hurt, wait a minute, my sister will get you the wound medicine." A girl in a lotus root pink gauze dress on the right hand of the monkey said. Green ointment.

Several people struggled to apply the medicine for me, and they didn't forget to pinch my chubby cheeks, the more they pinched, the happier they were.

"How to take care of it, it's so tender."

"If my skin is this good, I don't have to spend a lot of money on skin care products."

"What are skin care products? Have you heard of Lotus Fragrance? Or else they are the top brand in the building, and they go to plastic surgery every now and then, such as rhinoplasty and eyebrow tattoo..."

"He Xiang said she is fine-tuning."

"Tch—fine-tuning isn't called plastic surgery?"

"Even if she has undergone plastic surgery, I can't stop me from being envious of her performance. She can empty out more than a dozen big men in a day."

"..." Sisters, isn't it good to say this in front of a child like me?Besides... the ones you are about to "hollow out", Monkey King, are still sitting in the room.

I saw the monkeys sitting there eating and drinking, watching their noses and minds, turning a deaf ear to the chatter of these little women, as if they didn't hear them.

"Don't look, that monkey can't hear what we say." The woman in blue touched me again, and said with a smile: "This is our sister's private talk, how can a monkey listen to it? Before I spoke, I set up an enchantment to keep him out."

I:"……"

Why do you want to listen to me about your sister's private conversations?

Seeming to see through my thoughts, the girl in blue grinned and said, "Chunlai, hehe, are we on our own?"

"Hehe." I laughed dryly, "Should..."

"Should?" The woman in blue showed displeasure.

"Probably..." I continued to laugh.

"Probably?" A group of women were collectively displeased, with fierce eyes.

"That's right, we are all on our own!" I nodded and said firmly.

"It's easy to handle if you are on your own." The woman in blue smiled again, "Chun Lai, my sisters have something to ask for your help."

"Sister, please tell me." I said, "Is it about skin care?"

"It's easier than maintenance." The lotus root pink girl smiled and said, "Mom told us to absorb the monkey's essence, but he is not close to women. I have tried many times, but nothing has been obtained, so... you can try it."

Is it simpler than "maintaining skin care"?

"Many times... How many times?" I asked.

The girl in blue shook her head and sighed, "It's been more than 100 years since I come here every other day. I can't count the exact number of times. You can count it by yourself."

"Hehe," I laughed, "Trying and failing?"

"..." They looked at each other in blank dismay, very ashamed.

"However, after repeated failures and trials, perseverance and formidable spirit." I said again, "Several sisters can also be said to be strong-willed strange women."

"Hee hee, it's easy to say, I'm embarrassed to make you say it." They laughed together, and they didn't forget to ask: "How is it, can you help us?"

"Help... just." I hesitated, "But how can I help? He is not a womanizer, who can I turn to..."

"That's why." The woman in blue said: "We all suspect that maybe he is a broken sleeve!"

"Pfft—" I couldn't hold back, and spit out a mouthful of saliva, smearing the face of the young lady in yellow, causing her face to be covered with powder, "Ah, sorry, I was just too...too surprised..."

Miss Huang Yi waved her hand indifferently and said, "It's okay, it's okay."

The woman in blue said: "You know, mother has always hated men|sexuality, not to mention the young men in the building, even male species are rare, you are the only male peach tree."

"Sister, I am androgynous." I corrected: "Only when I transform into a human body, can I tell whether I am male or female."

They looked at me strangely: "Aren't you in human form now?"

"..." I was stunned, looked down at my clothes, suddenly came to my senses, slapped my forehead, annoyed: "Why did I forget, I am not a tree anymore."

"Go and try to seduce him, and if you don't succeed, you will be benevolent." They had high hopes for me, "Don't worry, we will keep this matter from my mother. When it is done, there will be many different qualities of essence in my sister's house. Just take it and eat it."

"Hmm..." I thought for a while, "Sister, there is one thing I still don't quite understand."

"Ask."

"There are tens of thousands of interesting souls. Why does my mother want the monkey's soul?" I said, "It's been 100 years and I still refuse to give up. At best, it's called 'perseverance, perseverance', at worst, it's called 'Stubborn, don't look back until you hit the south wall'."

"Who knows." Miss Huang Yi shook her head: "We will do whatever mother tells us to do. I heard that the higher-ups have told us to keep the essence of Monkey King so that it will be difficult for him to leave the 'Ten Directions Illusionland'." '."

"'Above' is..." I subconsciously looked up at the roof ridge.

"This matter is out of our control!" The blue-clothed woman said: "It's up to you, go and get his essence, please, my sister loves you."

"..." I blushed.

"You're blushing, cute." They said in unison, "I want to kiss."

"Don't, don't, don't!" When I heard "want to kiss", I couldn't help thinking of Chunlan's long tongue, and my scalp felt numb.

Fortunately, they didn't actually kiss.Otherwise, one bite at a time, one bite at a time to scrape off a layer of my face, seven people come down, although there is a bit more flesh on my cheeks, but they can't stand this way of kissing, the bones inside will definitely be exposed.

"It's up to you then!" The girl in blue removed the barrier.

"..." I thought to myself: Although I am a goblin, I can't absorb human essence!

Only then did they realize that they were sitting in their own seats and had been eating with the monkey.So... Who are the people who gathered around me and pinched my face just now?Could it be that they just had their souls come out of their sheaths and had a "spiritual friendship" with me?

"Great Sage, is today's food and drink still appetizing?" The girl with lotus root powder poured the wine herself.

The monkey stretched out his hand and said, "Fortunately, it's not much worse than the fine wine in the sky."

"Drinking too much isn't fun, why don't you let someone put on a show." Miss Huangshan said.

The monkey squinted at her and asked softly, "Oh? Is today a belly dance, a pole dance, or a striptease?"

Me: "..." Monkey Yanfu is not shallow, so many beautiful girls... Is he really not tempted?

The monkey said again: "Or it's a pot of oil, jade hands, copper plate, iron hammer, crisp chest, big rocks, snow, feet flying into the sky and stepping on steel wires?"

"Yeah." I sighed.

The monkey paused and glanced at me lightly.

I hurriedly put on a smiling face and said, "Our girl is really versatile, both civil and military."

"..." The monkey turned his gaze back, and if I read correctly, he seemed to lower the corner of his mouth.With some wine on his fingertips, he was bored writing and drawing on the table, and said casually: "Unfortunately, I have seen all these in the past 100 years. It's so boring. I'm tired of it. Is there anything new?" Trick, take it out and try it."

"I want a new trick, okay." They grinned, looked at each other with a smile, got up and walked out together.The girl in blue walked at the end, and she didn’t forget to wink at me when she closed the door, which means “good spring is coming, it’s all up to you, if you don’t succeed, you’ll be benevolent”.

I thought to myself: It will definitely not succeed!At least before I became an "adult", with monkeys... how could that be possible... right, impossible!

After the people left, only me and the monkey were left in the huge room.He was sitting, and I was standing opposite him, barely a head taller than him.However, even though she was taller than him, she was still at a disadvantage in terms of aura. Being stared at by his scorching eyes was so uncomfortable that she didn't even dare to lift her head.

Surprisingly quiet, the air in the distance is cold, only the air around my cheeks is unbearably hot, I can't let him look at me so directly, I think, I want to be the first to win!

"Big..." I opened my mouth, but he suddenly stood up from the stool, which made me tremble and take half a step back.But the monkey turned and walked to the inner room behind the screen.I:"…"

"Isn't there some new trick to play? What are you doing standing outside and not coming in." The monkey's faint voice came from behind the screen.

I didn't hesitate much, grabbed the corner of my clothes nervously, and followed in three steps at a time, only to see that the monkey had already taken off his outer robe at some point, and was only wearing a dark red inner garment, the edge of which was tied with gold thread. In one circle, there are only a few dark patterns embroidered on the neckline and cuffs, which look like redbuds and phoenix flowers.

I stood beside the screen in a daze, not knowing how to advance or retreat, and thought to myself: It's so beautiful, there is absolutely no one more beautiful than a monkey in this world!He looks good with or without clothes on!But... why is he undressing me?

At this time, someone inserted a thin tube through the small hole in the window paper that I had pierced when I peeked, and blew some white powder in.At the same time, a scorching | hot smell came to my nose.

I immediately became dizzy, and the blood surged up, a feeling I had never felt before.Guess, could it be that he was plotted against?But if it's plotting, don't be so obvious, Miss Huang Yi, I've seen you from the small hole, hey!

"I drank too much wine, it's a bit hot." Monkey said, as if explaining to me, he turned around and sat on the big carved pear wood bed, leaning against the head of the bed, with one leg propped up.He threw away the clothes he took off, put them on my head, and said softly: "Help me put it away, it's not suitable to stay here for a long time, take a rest, and take you away."

The clothes were full of the smell of monkeys, and with the hood down, my face was flushed and my heart was hot.I tore off the big red robe on my head a few times, hugged it in my arms, and walked to the bed, feeling dizzy, and didn't notice what the monkey said in the second half, saying: "I didn't drink, But it seems to be a little hot."

"Huh?" The monkey had already closed its eyes and dozed off, but when it heard my words, it opened them again.Pale golden eyes flitted across my abnormally red face, his brows were furrowed, he leaned forward slightly, his face changed slightly.

I hugged his clothes, lifted my buttocks and sat on the edge of the bed next to his insteps, and said falteringly: "That... I want to sit on the bed and rest."

"Are you sure you're okay?" he asked me, his expression recovered.

"It's okay." I smiled, grabbed his clothes, and asked, "Can I put the clothes down first, and hug it, it seems to be getting hotter."

"Let it go." Seeing that I was fine, the monkey leaned back again, and his expression finally returned to normal.But he didn't seem to want to pay attention to me, and closed his eyes again.

I carefully climbed onto the bed, went to the inside of the monkey, folded the clothes neatly, and put them at the end of the bed.But it didn't seem to be because of the clothes, because I still felt a little uncomfortable, so I had no choice but to crawl to the side of the monkey, imitating his appearance and sitting leaning against the head of the bed, propping up one leg, and closing my eyes.

It is said that "the mind is naturally cool", but after I calmed down for a while, I found that there was no improvement, so I had to take off the outermost layer of clothes.After being silent for a while, he wanted to find something to do to distract his attention, so he opened his eyes to look at the monkey, and said, "Great Sage...?"

"Hmm." The monkey replied, but didn't open his eyes.

"Are you asleep?" I asked.

"Sleeping." He said.

I pursed my mouth and talked while sleeping, who am I lying to?

"It's so hot." I sighed, remembering that Maitreya Buddha always held a small fan and opened the front of his clothes, so the heat must be dissipated quickly?So, I also pulled down the neckline, spread my arms on the bed in a "big" shape, and said, "I can't sleep, can I talk to you?"

I have a lot of things in my heart that I want to say to him. I wanted to say it when I was in Huaguo Mountain last time, but he was just a monkey who didn't understand much human nature at that time, and he wouldn't understand if I said it, so I had to bear it.Now, since he is already the Monkey King, if I say that I admire him, he will understand what I mean.

Moreover, if I return to reality, I will become a tree again, and if I want to talk to him again, I don't know that it will be a monkey year.Although it is just an illusion now, let me just pretend that I am deceiving myself, I don't want to think about the future, I just want to say something to him at the moment, I am happy with him.

"Great Sage." My mind was muddled, and I stretched out my hand to grab his arm and hugged him in a daze. Although my words were intermittent, my heart was full of enthusiasm, and I said, "There is a sentence that I... I have buried in my heart for hundreds of years. ,my heart…"

"Since you want to talk, let's talk about it." The monkey "Hey!" opened his eyes, grabbed my wrist, pulled me up from the bed, dragged me to his eyes, and said, "You little Goblins are not from Mingyue Building. Where did you come from? And why have you been following me since last night, whether it was Huaguo Mountain or Huangquan Road, until this ten-direction illusion?"