[Journey to the West] Monkey, be good

In front of the Water Curtain Cave.

Wu Jing held the demon-subduing treasure stick in his hand, his face was full of black air from anger, and his sturdy body stood there like an iron tower, attracting a group of curious monkeys to watch.

Even more courageous monkeys dared to grab his clothes and climb up, hanging on Wujing's shoulders like a cloth bag and doing tricks, and stretched out their hands to grab his beard and hair.

"Yeah! The mustache is real! Haha, it's fun!"

"Really? Really? Is it true? Let me try! Oh, it's true!"

"Get out of the way, get out of the way! I want to grab it too!"

Wu Jing's temperament has always been upright and upright, how could he have been teased like this group of rogue little monkeys, so his face became even darker.He was so angry that he hit the ground with his treasure stick, threw off the little monkey hanging from his body, and growled, "Go away, go away! Go and call your king! Go away! Don't play tricks on me!"

However, even though Wu Jing was angry, he was used to being honest and gentle, so he was just making a bad face, and he didn't really hit anyone.The little monkeys were thrown to the ground by him, and they were still a little scared.But after crouching on the ground and observing for a while, he felt that the angry look of the bearded man was a bit amusing, so he rushed forward again, pulling his clothes, his hair, and his hair, which was not much at all. A seven seven eight eight.

"Just for fun, bullying people like this seems a little too much." I said, deeply sympathetic to Wujing's experience.

"My junior brother is used to meekness, and once in a while I get angry, I want to take a closer look." He laughed, but he still came out from behind the stone, stopped the little monkey's playfulness, and said, "What are you doing? What are you doing? Didn’t I teach you the principle of being a guest from afar? It’s not easy to entertain guests, so why bully others?”

Just now he clearly had fun watching the show, but now he pretends to be a good person, I think his temper is really like those little monkeys, a bit naughty, so I just smiled and shook my head, followed him, and walked towards Wujing.

The little monkey knew that his king was not really scolding him, so he smiled for a while, then retreated from Wujing, and slowly dispersed.

Wu Jing stared bull-eyed, and said: "Don't pretend to be a good person, I have seen you through! Senior brother, I have always respected you and admired you, calling you brother, I never thought you are such a person!"

What Wu Jing said was not quite right, and his anger was inexplicable.

I was about to ask a question, but when I heard him laugh very softly, he didn't get angry when the other party was rude, he just said lightly: "My good junior brother, you come all the way, if you have something to say, let's go to the house explain?"

"Who's going to your monkey's den? I'm afraid I'll smell like a monkey!" Wu Jing tightened his hand holding the stick because of anger.

His eyes darkened a bit, and he repeated, "Go in and talk."

This time, it seemed to me that he was a little unhappy.

After all, Wu Jing had been with monkeys for more than ten years, so he knew his temper well, so he also noticed that his tone was not kind, but he still held his breath and said, "I'm here to ask for something!"

Afraid that the other party wanted to find a way to go down, I persuaded: "Master Sha, if you have something to say, you should go into the cave and talk. There are so many little monkeys here, it's too noisy and inconvenient, isn't it?"

Wu Jing glanced at me, and said angrily: "You and this monkey are in the same group, and you are not a good person!"

I:"……"

He didn't say anything, just looked at Wujing coldly.The two sides stalemate for a while, Wu Jing finally compromised, and plunged down through the waterfall and into the cave.He picked me up horizontally, jumped over the waterfall, and returned to the cave.

"Sit!" He said to Wu Jing who was drenched in water, turned around and put me on a hanging chair, sat down on the chair himself, and ordered the little monkey to serve good fruits and wine to entertain the guests.

The hanging chair is a long chair woven with ivy. The two ends are hung on two opposite trees that grow together with soft vines. The ivy blooms in pink, yellow, white, and light blue. The little flower can sit for three or four people, and if you get tired occasionally, it’s not bad to lie on it and rest.

Wu Jing thrust his staff into the ground with a clang, squatted down on the stone bench opposite, and glared at us.A little monkey brought him peaches, bananas and other melons and fruits, but he ignored them.

"He won't eat it, so bring it here." He said softly, with a light kick on the ground, the hanging chair swayed like a swing.

The little monkey came forward graciously carrying the fruit.

He picked out a bright orange, peeled the skin twice, threw two petals into his mouth, and then handed the remaining half to me, "It's such a sweet orange, and I don't have to worry about no one eating it. Congratulations, Give."

I took it, broke it and put it in my mouth. It was really sweet after a taste.

I had eaten a sour orange before, and it was so sour that my teeth were soft. Since then, every time I tasted the orange again, he would pick it up and taste it himself. He only gave it to me when he saw that it was sweet.

"Now, I still respect you as a big brother because of the brotherhood for so many years!" Seeing that he was always ignoring him, Wu Jing couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "You know, I didn't come here to eat oranges ! Not to come to see you eating oranges!"

"Heh—" He smiled without saying a word, swinging the hanging chair leisurely.But anyone with a discerning eye could tell that he didn't smile because he was happy.

I felt something was wrong with the atmosphere, so I raised my ears and slowed down my chewing.

Wu Jing said again: "Master said, as long as you hand over what you took away, he can forget about your beating! From now on, he will just treat you as his apprentice! No one will take care of you as you like! Restrain your temper!"

I swallowed the orange in my mouth, and said: "Did you misunderstand, we have been in Huaguo Mountain these days, and have never left."

He lowered his head, casually playing with the red silk ring on the fourth finger of his left hand, tilted his mouth, and said, "Eat oranges. Don't pay attention to him, he was also tortured mad by the wordy monk.

I:"……"

Wu Jing stood up and shouted, "Stop pretending! You know what shameful deeds you did in the middle of the night! You knocked Master unconscious with a stick, and stole our salute! Forget it, there is our customs clearance letter, brocade cassock, and nine-ringed tin rod in it! You stinky and shameless hozen!"

I remembered that he used to weave rings when I fell asleep at night, and even went to the third heaven to ask the old man to ask for a marriage thread, and my heart immediately "thumped".That's right, his energy at night is really strong, and it's inevitable that he will do something.But I didn't believe he would do such things as hurting Jin Chan and stealing his luggage, so I said, "Is there any misunderstanding in this? Master Sha, don't worry, sit down and talk calmly."

He put his hand on my shoulder, glanced at Wujing, and said indifferently: "My good junior brother, those swear words just now were taught to you by that idiot Bajie, right? As far as I know, you don't know how to curse. .”

"Why don't you care!" Wu Jing's face turned pale, and he roared, "Anyway, you took the things, don't you recognize it!!!"

"Hahaha!" He let out a long laugh, jumped off the hanging chair, walked into the hall, and said loudly, "I did it, of course I admit it."

"You!" Seeing him approaching, Wu Jing immediately picked up the treasure staff on guard.

"Master!" I said anxiously, jumping off the hanging chair and pulling his sleeve, "How can you admit what you haven't done?"

He smiled at me, and said softly: "I really did it. I have long seen that monk as pedantic and disliked."

"Is it... because of me?" Not everyone can beat Jin Chanzi, but there are four thousand gods and Buddhas covering him.I was worried that he would get into trouble because of this, and offend people who shouldn't be offended, and I was so worried.

He said softly: "It has nothing to do with you, I fought for the monkey."

"Don't be so wordy!" Wu Jing showed his treasure staff and shouted, "Hand over the things!"

He moved.Wu Jing took a step back.I thought he was going to fight Wu Jing, so I immediately pulled him and said, "Don't be impulsive, since you have taken his things, return them quickly. And... Also, if you still want to go to the west with Jin Chan, go That’s right, I, I’m fine.”

"Hey! What are you talking about, why would I leave you behind?" He patted my forehead and said, "If I want to learn the scriptures, I can go by myself! I will take you with me! I will take you by my side and protect me." Let's see what that monkey can say!" After speaking, he clapped his hands and said, "Boys, invite all the distinguished guests here!"

"Guest?" I was taken aback, looking for the sound.

Several horse monkeys led Jin Chan, Ba Jie, and Bai Longma to come from behind a stone gate.

Me: "???!!!" Why didn't I know when Jin Chan and Ba Jie came to Shuilian Cave?

"Master! Second senior brother, what are you doing..." Wu Jing was about to go forward to greet him, when suddenly a bearded Monk Sha in a colorful gown came out from behind, carrying his luggage.Immediately, Wujing's expression changed.

"Master, I already have it, and I also have my younger brother. The quartet of Buddhist scriptures is not bad. So we still have to go to the west to get the scriptures...Why do we have to return the things to you?" He smiled, and walked over to pick up Jin Chan , called out: "Master."

"Good Wukong, my dear disciple." Jin Chan said with a smile.

Looking at the scene in front of me, a chill suddenly appeared in my heart.Jin Chan is fake, Bajie is also fake, Wujing... is even more fake.The man in front of me made me feel a little strange.These days, he seems to be with me all the time, but what is he planning behind the scenes?

He supported "Jin Chan", walked up to Wu Jing, and said with a smile, "Look, I have the monk and the certificate of customs clearance too! Leave the scriptures to me, you and your master." , go back and have a good rest."

"Stop your sister's big-headed ghost!" Wu Jing said.He jumped in front of "False Wujing" and stared at him.

"Fake Wujing" was surprised to see someone who looked exactly like him, and shouted, "Where did you come from as a counterfeit? Why did you want to look like me?"

Wu Jing glared angrily, "What a monster, you are the one who sued the villain first!"

"False Wujing" not to be outdone, said: "You are fake, I am real!"

Wujing said: "I am real, you are fake!"

"False Wujing" said: "I am real, you are fake!"

Wujing said: "You are fake, I am real!"

"You are fake, I am real!" "Fake Wujing" shouted.

Wujing said: "I am a fake, you are..."

"False Wujing" nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, you are a fake!"

"Fuck you!" Seeing that he couldn't say anything, Wu Jing jumped up violently, and overturned the "false Wujing" with a stick.

"Ouch!" "False Wujing" wailed, fell to the ground, rolled over a few times, twitched a few times, and suddenly rolled his eyes and passed away. "Suddenly" suddenly turned into a little monkey.

"Okay you monster!" Wu Jing was furious, waving his staff to strike.

With a movement of his body, he dodged to the side, but did not fight back.I was worried that he would get hurt if he didn't fight back, and I was worried that Wujing would be hurt if he fought back, so I stood in front of him and asked, "What's going on? Why did you want to become a holy monk? How about going to the West to learn scriptures by yourself?"

Wujing stopped the stick, and said: "Xiao Taoxian, he injured Master, he is no longer the great sage you know! Why are you still protecting him? Get out of the way!"

"Get out of the way?" His breath was getting colder, he pulled me behind, and sneered at Wu Jing: "Okay, he gets out of the way. But so what, do you think you will be my opponent?"

"!" Wu Jing was stunned for a moment, and fell silent.

I broke free from his restraint, faced him, and said softly: "Master, what exactly do you want to do? These days, you, what are you thinking when you are with me? Don't let me think that I treat you a little You don't even understand, okay?"

"..." He said nothing, just pursed his lips into a straight line.The golden eyes were burning like a flame.After a long time, with a flick of his sleeve, he threw Wujing out of the water curtain hole, and shouted: "Get out!" After a few more strokes, all the fake golden cicadas and eight precepts were also thrown out.He avoided my sight, his hands were hanging by his sides, trembling slightly.

Wujing scolded bitterly from outside the water curtain, and he shouted: "Wait! You wait for me! I'm going to the South China Sea to ask Master Guanyin to teach you! I won't be afraid that you won't return the things by then!"

"What's the matter, what's the matter?" I followed his gaze, held his face, and said anxiously: "I believe you won't really hurt Jin Chan, you have reasons. Look at me and tell me How about...ummm!" Before finishing his sentence, he pulled me closer and lowered his head to seal my lips.

"Mmm... Master, Master... um." He hugged me tightly and pressed me into his arms, as if he was so hard that I couldn't breathe.I struggled, my voice was broken, and I said, "Well, master, Changliu...brother, let me go first..."

"Happiness..." My struggle seemed to have worked, his movements softened, and he kissed the corner of my lips a few times before he was reluctant to let go of me.I saw something suppressed in his eyes, like the struggle of a trapped animal.

I panted, knowing that he must have something to say, so I looked at him without saying a word.

His Adam's apple rolled for a long time. He looked at me and said in a hoarse voice, "Promise me, don't continue to follow Jin Chan's master and apprentice, and let him go to learn scriptures. Stay away from Jin Chan and monkeys, can you? If you agree, I will return these things and let them go west."

He said this to me before, and I thought it was a joke at the time, so I didn't care.Now that I said it again, I was a little puzzled and looked at him blankly: "Why...you let me stay away from the monkeys, maybe I can understand. But what happened to Jin Chan, why can't I..."

"He will kill you! He will kill you!" He yelled, as if he had endured for a long time and finally vented, the blue blood vessels on his forehead bulged out of excitement.

"Why would it hurt..." I was taken aback.

"There are so many reasons." Xu Shi realized that his tone was too harsh, he took a breath, held me in his arms, rubbed my head, and said softly: "In short, you just do what I say gone."

"..." I was even more confused, but I was afraid of making him excited, and wanted to persuade him to return Jin Chan's things, so I nodded and said, "Okay, I will remember."

He said "hmm" and sighed very lightly.

"Great, great, great king!" At this time, a little monkey ran into the cave and said, "Outside the door, another great king came again!"

"!" I was startled, and hurriedly struggled out of his arms, turned around and looked out.He took a slow step forward and stood beside me.

Through the water curtain, there are vaguely two people coming here.One is wearing a calico gown, the other is wearing a bright red dress.

"Eldest brother, it turns out that you have been at Guanyin's place these days. Master and we misunderstood you! I'm really sorry! The monster who injured Master should still be in the cave at this moment! You must take our luggage Come back!"

The author has something to say: Shura field tomorrow!Friends, please be mentally prepared!Also, there are about three chapters left in this volume, and they are also the three most cruel (fog) chapters in this article!The next volume is now in progress, and I will never abuse Huanxi again!It's time for the monkey to rack his brains diligently and shamelessly to chase his wife by any means!