[Journey to the West] Monkey, be good

The meridians at the temples of this fairy jumped "suddenly", and hurriedly threw the cloth towel in his hand on the basin stand, walked a few steps and lay down to the door to have a look, no!The monkey was standing magnificently in the yard, holding a bunch of bananas, apples, peaches and pears in his arms, and feeding them to a group of children one by one.

The children also cooperated, surrounding him and calling out to his elder brother very sweetly, waiting to distribute the fruit, at least one per person.As soon as the monkey came, he bought all the children in the yard.

"Don't grab it, everyone has it." The monkey leaned over to distribute the fruit, he lowered his head, smiled amiably, and said: "My brother lives next door, there are plenty of delicious food at home, if you don't have enough, you can go get it. "

"Thank you, brother." The children thanked them politely, and scattered with a whimper holding the apples they had been given, and went to play marbles again.It seems that games are more attractive than food.

Seeing that nothing happened, Zitong also ran out of the house to play with them.

When the children left, only the biggest and reddest apple was left in the monkey's hand.Thinking of something funny, he chuckled, threw the apple up more than a foot high, and caught it again.With a fixed gaze, seeing Ben Xianjun standing by the door looking at him, the monkey's smile froze for a moment and then widened.

The monkey tossed the apple from his left hand to his right, put it on his body to wipe off the dust, and strode towards me.Sending the apple forward, he said, "There's one left, it's for you."

"..." Ben Xianjun didn't answer, and stood on a stone step, looking at him expressionlessly.

"Then what about this one?" Seeing that the fairy didn't want apples, the monkey took out another pink paper bag, held it in the palm of his hand like a treasure, and blinked: "Your favorite peach blossom cake."

"..." Ben Xianjun lowered his eyelids and stared at the oiled paper bag, smelling the sweet smell of the pastry, thinking that the monkey's move was menacing, if Ben Xianjun was not mentally strong, it would be really easy to fall into his trap.

The monkey raised his hand with a smile, and almost pushed the peach blossom pastry to the mouth of the fairy, and said slowly "Huh?"

"..." Ben Xianjun made a decisive decision, took a step back and retreated into the room, and "Peng!" closed the door.

The monkey stepped up the steps, patted the door a few times in a light but hasty manner, and called out, "Huanxi, Huanxi, open the door. I moved all the way here, and I didn't forget to go to Xiliang on the way here." Nuguo lined up to buy peach blossom cakes for you, is there hard work if there is no credit?"

"I asked you to buy peach blossom cakes for me? Did I ask you to move them all the way here?" Ben Xianjun arrived behind the door, deeply feeling the sound of monkeys knocking on the door outside. My heart and liver trembled, I said angrily: "Great Sage, you are too rascal, obviously you did it yourself, but in the end you put it all on Xiaoxian."

"That's not what I meant." Monkey said.

Ben Xianjun said: "If you think it's far away, don't come here! Xiaoxian didn't put a knife on your neck, so why not force you? Huaguoshan is so good, you can eat, drink and play, and you don't have to wait in line! You Go back quickly, thank you!"

"..." The monkey knocked on the door for a moment, then suddenly fell silent.

Ben Xianjun waited for a while without any movement, thinking he was gone, so he turned around, only to see a monkey's shadow cast on the window paper.He lowered his head and put his hands on the door. His open five fingers were clearly jointed, and the slightly curved arc of his fingers seemed to have a distressing sense of powerlessness.

"Yes." The monkey nodded, smiling a bit bitterly: "Huaguo Mountain has food, drink, and fun, and there is no need to line up."

"..." Monkey's low voice floated through the crack of the door, it sounded like I had caused him a great grievance.Ben Xianjun suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, and said through the door: "I just said that, don't take those offensive words to heart..."

Before the words were finished, the silhouette of the monkey on the window paper disappeared!

gone again?Ben Xianjun was startled, and hurried to pull the door, when suddenly his waist tightened, and he was hugged from behind.

"!" Ben Xianjun was taken aback, thinking that he had bumped into a ghost in broad daylight.I kept the door closed, why did a person appear behind me?

Without thinking too much, Ben Xianjun bent his elbow and slammed backwards. At the same time, he reached for the opponent's arm with the other hand, trying to throw him over the shoulder.Unexpectedly, the opponent countered the trick twice, but was caught and cut his wrist, and folded his hands in front of his body, obediently pressing them in his arms!

Poor Ben Xianjun has kept his back to him, and he didn't even see who the other party was from the beginning to the end!

"Presumptuous!" Ben Xianjun snorted coldly, struggling indifferently, stubbornly resisting.

"If I want to come in, do you think an ordinary door in the mortal world can block it?" Monkey smiled in my ear, all the bitterness and grievances just now have gone to hell, although he didn't smile directly at the moment. Make a sound, but the tone is called a smug!

I was stunned, I must have been avoiding the monkey recently, I haven't been close to him for a long time, I didn't even feel that the reassuring embrace behind me was a monkey!Now that it was his voice, he realized that he had been teased, so he was furious, and after finding out that the two strokes didn't work, Ben Xianjun raised his foot and stepped on the monkey's instep, gritted his teeth and said, "Get out! "

This immortal gentleman's kick was not light, although he didn't have any magic power, he used up most of his physical strength.

But the monkey didn't hide, and suffered a lot. There was a "crack" sound from its toes, and it didn't know whether the bones were safe or not.But he didn't even hum, he tightened his arms for fear that the immortal would run away again, pressed his chin on the immortal's shoulder, and said, "I won't get out."

Ben Xianjun's shoulder hurts from being crushed: "..."

"I was outside the door just now, and I haven't finished talking yet." The monkey said sullenly: "Although Huaguo Mountain is good, there is no you there..."

The author has something to say: In order to chase his wife, the monkey set up such a thing to collapse thousands of miles away. From then on, he kept his elder brother in his body and started the skinless and faceless stalking mode!