Special Red Wine Supplier [Interstellar]

"Xiao Jiuer." Du Kang said to the man in the front row.

The man had broad arms and a thick waist, a square face and thick lips, thick eyebrows and big eyes. He was handsome with a simple and honest look, which was a look that most mothers-in-law liked very much.

Du Kang introduced to Chen Yaozhi: "This is Huang Jiu, the head of the Mecha Division of the Ninth Army, and my friend who was my classmate in the military academy for eight years."

Huang Jiu stood three steps away from Du Kang, staring at him quietly.

The golden light of Nine Dragon Star shone on Du Kang, and golden light waves floated from his hair to his toes.

It was still the slender figure in memory, the unparalleled beauty of the face, the chiseled facial features, the unruly eyes and the flamboyant lips.

"Boss!" Huang Jiu couldn't help shouting, her voice choked up.A burly man was crying like a child at the moment.

Following Huang Jiu was a young man with a particularly tragic appearance.

The so-called tragic appearance does not mean that he looks horrible, on the contrary, his facial features and body are quite superior.It's just that the face of the other party seems to be the epitome of the essence of a hundred tragic film heroes. It makes people cry after just one look, and howls when they look at it again. go.

Du Kang introduced: "This is Li Zishao, the head of the equipment department."

Li Zishao looked at the two of them suspiciously, and his eyes fell on Du Kang's hand on Chen Yaozhi's shoulder. After a long time, he said, "Hey, it really is a man who doesn't want to stay. It's going to rain, and the marshal is going to get married."

Chen Yaozhi: ...

If these words are said from someone else's mouth, such as Lu Wenqing's flat-faced mouth, it will have a special comic effect.Just saying it from Li Zishao's sad and sad face makes people feel a sense of sympathy and sadness.

Chen Yaozhi suddenly felt that he was a heinous person, why did he want to rob the civilian men, oh no, rob the marshal.

"Zi Shao." Du Kang said seriously: "Change it, it's not about marrying, it's about bringing back your sister-in-law."

Chen Yaozhi: ...

"Boss, so you've been missing for a year to have a romantic relationship?" The man who spoke was a middle-aged man with thick hair, no matter the density or length of his hair or beard, he would make the advertisers of anti-hair loss shampoo salivate.

"How can this be a love affair?" Du Kang seriously corrected. "It's love at first sight, pleasing each other, deep affection, flying together, and sharing the river of love together.

Chen Yaozhi: ...

The middle-aged man rubbed his stomach, tears filled his eyes: "It's the real boss! The boss is back! It's not fake, with such a brazen appearance, others can't learn the essence!"

Chen Yaozhi: ...

Du Kang introduced: "This is Han Ruoruo, the head of the starship department."

Standing behind Han Ruoruo was an extremely thin young man with sparse brows and indifferent eyes, quite gentle.

"You're back?" the skinny young man said.

Du Kang said "Yes", and introduced to Chen Yaozhi: "This is Zhu Yijiao, the deputy marshal of the Ninth Army, a very dull and boring person."

Chen bit his heart and said: I think this is the only normal person here.

Just as he was thinking, two young men with their shoulders crossed at the back of the line stepped forward.

"Boss, open your eyes to God. I finally brought you back by burning incense and praying to Buddha. Thank God, thank you, thank fate for bringing you back to me." face.

Du Kang: "Don't thank heaven and earth, but directly thank me for being perfect."

Chen Yaozhi: ...

Du Kang: "This is Lu Fengliu, the head of the logistics department."

Chen Yaozhi said in embarrassment: "A person lives up to his name."

"Boss, I heard that you lost your memory this year?" asked the young man standing beside Lu Fengliu.

This young man looks indistinguishable from male and female, if not for some obvious masculine traits, Chen Yaozhi would hardly be able to tell the difference.

Du Kang raised his eyebrows, and first said to Chen Yaozhi: "This is Nian Jiashu, the head of the headquarters." Then he looked at Nian Jiashu, and replied calmly: "

Well, of course I lost my memory, otherwise how could I have the heart to abandon you? "

Nian Jiashu made a nervous look: "Boss, you really lost your memory? Then do you still remember that you promised me that I would play a hundred games against me, and you still owe me a billion?"

Du Kang: ...

"Show face." Zhu Yijiao couldn't stand it.

Du Kang made a gesture of emotion: "As the saying goes, every deputy marshal is the marshal's intimate little padded jacket. Zhu Zhu, you are really a big padded jacket with tenth-level insulation and thick padded cotton."

Zhu Yijiao: "Du Kang obviously owes everyone a billion."

Du Kang: ...

Chen Yaozhi felt that he had refreshed his cognition. A reunion after a long absence could make this group of people act like a great dancer and sing a big show. It is really a miraculous team.

But Chen Yaozhi could feel that this group of people did not look serious on the surface, and the excitement in their eyes and unconscious body movements could not deceive people.

Chen Yaozhi's eyes looked around among this group of good-looking people with strange personalities, and finally fell to the rear.

There was something strange about the last person in the crowd.

The man kept his head down, as if there were ants on the floor performing a wonderful show.

"Gao Haijing!" Du Kang raised his voice a little. "Aren't you excited to see me back?"

The man raised his head suddenly, as if waking up from a dream.

It was only then that Chen Yaozhi saw the man's appearance clearly, he was quite humorous, and he belonged to the type who would surely be brilliant if he went into the comedy industry.

"Boss, you're back." Gao Haijing's tone didn't fluctuate.

Du Kang tilted his head, pretending to be wronged: "I'm not welcome back?"

Gao Haijing's head shook like a rattle for an instant, with tears in his eyes. "not me……"

"He's too excited, boss, don't tease him," Zhu Yijiao said.

Chen Yaozhi stroked the sleeping little Corgi, which seemed to be a normal picture of a reunion after a long absence.However, he didn't know if it was an illusion, but he found that Gao Haijing's eyes fell on him, and then he trembled suddenly, his expression was full of fear.

Du Kang: "Since we [Linyuan Xian Yu Tuan] are all staffed, let me introduce a new friend to you, Chen Yaozhi."

Everyone was quite enthusiastic, especially Mrs. Xin. "I know Boss Chen who asked you to release the five-tailed beast."

Nian Jiashu said earnestly to Chen Yaozhi: "Boss Chen, you must not be confused by Du Kang's face. The beautiful appearance is always to cover up the dirty inside..."

Lu Fengliu was afraid of falling behind, so he hurriedly interrupted: "Boss Chen, you have to think clearly, the world is so big, it's not worth hanging from a tree..."

Li Zishao: "Life is so short, you should do something meaningful. Falling in love is a waste of emotion and energy."

Du Kang couldn't bear it anymore: "It's too obvious that you single dogs want to break up the marriage!"

Chen Yaozhi nodded towards the crowd, and took out several bottles of [-]ml red wine from the storage container.

This is the gift he prepared last night.

I don't know if it's because the real battle gave a lot of rewards, and his honor value and worship value have skyrocketed. He plans to find a day to exchange all the idioms that can be exchanged.As for the gifts prepared for Du Kang's colleagues, they were also carefully selected by him.

Chen Bitzhi: "This is a little wish from me, special red wine [referring to Sang and scolding Huai]."

Crowd: ...

Nian Jiashu leaned close to Lu Fengliu's ear and whispered, "Is he mocking us?"

Lu Fengliu: "I feel that he has obviously been assimilated by Du Kang!"

Chen Yaozhi, who has ears and eyesight: ...

==

The welcome meeting, which was not sensational, ended, Du Kang took Chen Yaozhi to visit the base, and the others returned to the meeting room.

Just as Du Kang and Chen Yao left, the gossip souls of the crowd were burning.

Xin Po: "The boss is obviously a man who is immersed in a sweet love. Hormones are like locusts, flying over in a black cloud, gnawing the fragile heart of a single dog so that no grass can grow."

Huang Jiu on the side shuddered: "Can you use some good adjectives? Girls, it's too rude."

Granny Xin poked Huang Jiu with the neck of the wine bottle: "Isn't this elegant enough? How do you describe it? The sour smell of love is like a skylight above the toilet? The stench is overwhelming?"

Because Nian Jiashu didn't eat breakfast, he went through another exhausting reunion. He was secretly stuffing bread into his mouth at the moment. Excellent as a pie on the wall.

"What are you doing, Xiaoshu? You started doing it in broad daylight?" Xin Po said disgustedly.

Nian Jiashu didn't dare to refute. After many years in the Ninth Army, his "Nian's Survival Rules" has been updated to 120 rules.The first of which is: whatever Sim Po says is right.The second is: Even if what Po Xin said violates common sense and human relations, and challenges self-esteem and soul, please keep the first in mind.

Lu Fengliu was very interested in this topic, and 180 gossip dissectors in his head started to operate, input what he saw and heard today, and finally came to a conclusion: "Why do I feel that the boss is unrequited love?"

Han Ruoruo, who had been as calm as water, suddenly slapped the table and stood up: "Unrequited love? How can the boss be unrequited love! You don't know how to flatter you! I don't know how many men and women in the federation flock to the boss, exhausting everything just to see the boss ? Why is he a wine seller?"

Crowd: ...

They [Lin Yuan Xian Yu Tuan] no matter how bad their mouths are on the surface, they are loyal supporters of Du Kang in their hearts, just like parents who only allow themselves to scold their children, and others who say something bad, they are waiting to be vengeful.

And Han Ruoruo obviously went to the next level, he is a supporter of mentally disabled people with violent tendencies.

If it weren't for Han Ruoruo being already a paunchy uncle, and spending time with his lovely wife every holiday, they all thought that Han Ruoruo had some indescribable thoughts about the boss.

After all, a beauty like the boss is really an existence that makes people unable to extricate themselves from Mary Surrey.

"Ruo Ruo, you still have the red wine given by Boss Chen in your hand, don't you feel unashamed to say that?" Grandma Xin tapped her fingers in the air.

Han Ruoruo glanced at the red wine in his hand, as if he was holding a hot potato, he threw it aside, only to be caught by Nian Jiashu.

Han Ruoruo: "It's really cheap to give this kind of ordinary red wine. At least give it a different plant wine, it's really not on the table."

The crowd was silent.

After a long time, Nian Jiashu asked cautiously: "Ruo Ruo, did you not watch the battle of Lone Forest Star?"

Han Ruoruo's mustache trembled, and he said confidently, "What's wrong? I have something to do these days. Besides, what's so interesting about that kind of small battle, with the boss's ability, he must be the leader, beating the Zergs to the brim, without any suspense. "

It's not to blame Han Ruoru, the starships of the Ninth Army are just being updated these days. As the head of the starship department, he must be devoted to his work every step of the way.

"Oh." Nian Jiashu nodded repeatedly. "If you don't want this red wine, give it to me?" Nian Jiashu rarely showed a cute kitten-like expression.

"Whoever wants it, take it." Han Ruoruo waved his hands in disgust.

Nian Jiashu was ecstatic: "The puller has been fooled for 100 years, and in this lifetime, he will not be able to break through his abilities."

Everyone looked at Han Ruoru meaningfully, and Han Ruoruo's heart was bristling, and he couldn't help saying, "Hey, hey, what are you doing?"

Granny Xin propped her chin, her expression charming: "Ruo Ruo, do you really think that Boss Chen gave me ordinary red wine?"

Is not it?Han Ruoruo looked at the wine bottle that Nian Jiashu held in his arms, no matter how you looked at it, it was just ordinary red wine.

Li Zishao, who had been silent all this time, said, "Boss Chen's wine shop not only sells ordinary red wine, but also occasionally has special red wine during festivals, such as improving the appearance, summoning strange beasts, etc."

Han Ruoruo snorted, raised her mustaches, and said disdainfully, "It's just a gimmick."

Li Zishao did not fluctuate, and continued: "During the battle on Lone Forest Star, Boss Chen took out two bottles of red wine, one of which is called [Nankey Yimeng], which can summon ant mechs and has a miraculous effect on parasitic scoops."

Han Ruoru's ears moved, but he didn't speak.

Li Zishao continued: "There is also a bottle called [Horse Leather Shroud], which can directly prevent parasitic insect corpses from mutating."

Han Ruoruo still didn't speak, but the drooping corners of his eyes revealed the sadness in his heart.

He silently moved his gaze to Nianjiashu.

Nian Jiashu: "If you don't count your words, you can't break through your abilities in this life."

Han Ruo Ruo: ...

Lu Fengliu comforted: "Boss Chen didn't send these two kinds of red wine. What did Boss Chen say about the red wine just now?"

Li Zishao: "Point at Sang and scold Huai."

Lu Fengliu: "Yes, that doesn't sound like a good word."

Han Ruoruo felt that he had found comfort, and comforted himself: "That's right, it's just the first time we meet, so how could it be possible to give such an expensive gift."

"Cut." Grandma Xin couldn't stand it. "Who said just now that Boss Chen got such an unappealing gift when we met for the first time?"

Han Ruoruo felt pain in his cheek, and simply turned his head to see nothing.

Li Zishao: "What's the point of arguing about this? There are instruments here, and you'll know if you test it."

Li Zishao's proposal was supported by everyone, and soon, Lu Fengliu pushed the instrument in the corner over.

Eager to try it, Lu Fengliu opened his red wine, poured a small glass into the instrument.

The instruments run very fast, and the military's instruments are the most advanced in the entire Federation except the Academia Sinica.

Soon, the instrument issued an analysis report.

[Substance: red wine, its ingredients include grape juice, alcohol... abilities.

The degree of fusion between this ability and red wine is [-]%, and the consumption rate after use is less than [-]%.

Power effect: When the enemy has more than two mechs, use this idiom to specify two of the enemy's mechas, and the damage to one mecha will be transferred to the other in the same degree. (Only valid when both parties are using mechs)]

The room was silent.

Xin Po: "Transfer the damage?"

Li Zishao: "There are no restrictions?"

Nian Jiashu: "Next time the boss and Granny Xin form a team, if I hit Granny Xin, the boss will be injured?"

"This wine..." Huang Jiu hesitated for a while, and only said two words - "Excellent."

Han Ruoruo who remained silent from the beginning to the end: ...

Grandma Xin patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "This is fate."

At this time, Han Ruoruo thought of fighting against fate, and rushed to Nian Jiashu's side, with an extremely gentle voice: "Xiaoshu~Xiaoshushu~ just give me back the wine, please?"

If these words were spoken to a delicate and lovely girl, most people would think that their bones would be crisp.It's a pity that these words came from a 1.9-meter-high middle-aged man. When he said it, the two mustaches above his lips curled up and down, which made Nian Jiashu almost spit out last night's dinner.

Nian Jiashu said unwaveringly, "Go away, the red wine that was sent out was poured out with water."

Huang Jiu stood on the same front as him: "Ruo Ruo, didn't you just say that Boss Chen doesn't know how to flatter you?"

If it's an ordinary person, if they talk about this, they will definitely give up.It's a pity that Han Ruoruo is a typical man who can throw away his dignity as a marshal if he is attacking in battle.

"It's not that I don't know Mount Tai with my eyes. Give me back the red wine quickly. I want to worship Boss Chen's dragon and phoenix posture and majestic aura." Han Ruoruo said without changing his face and heartbeat.

Crowd: ...

Nian Jiashu: "You are more shameless than I imagined."

There was another round of chicken and egg beatings in the house, and it ended with Han Ruoruo asking for the red wine back.

After everyone was exhausted, Huang Jiu said, "Strange, where is Gao Haijing?"