Special Red Wine Supplier [Interstellar]

After the game, the awards ceremony.

The host poured himself three glasses of wine in the background, and then regained the motivation and courage to come out to face Chen Yaozhi.

After awarding No.3 and No.2, the host looked at the words "1848 Red Wine Shop, Chen Yaozhi" on the list, and his mouth seemed to be stuffed with ten catties of peppers, unable to speak.

The audience witnessed the embarrassment of the talkative host all afternoon, and snickered unkindly.

Host: "The champion of this year's Blue Star Fine Wine Appreciation Competition is Boss Chen from 1848 Red Wine Shop. Congratulations. Boss Chen is invited to come on stage to accept the award."

The host abandoned the habit of infinite nonsense and the suspense must be revealed at the last moment when awarding awards, and he finished all the words in a crackling manner.

The little boss hugged the little corgi and walked onto the stage with light steps.

Lin Shutong presented the award.

The bonus is 200 million, and the prizes include a pair of limbs of the Balu beast, twelve Ming'an green fruits, and a section of Bajishu's branches.The utility of things is not important, anyway, it will fall to Mr. Idiom in the end.

After awarding the awards, the host consciously wanted to say something.After all, the second and third winners all had acceptance speeches and interactions, but Chen Yaozhi didn't, which seemed too deliberate.

Although he doesn't want to talk to Chen Yaozhi anymore!

Host: "Boss Chen brought us a white-clothed dog today, which really opened our eyes and feasted our eyes. Do you have any acceptance speeches from Boss Chen?"

Chen Yaozhi: "Thank you judges, thank you everyone."

The host waited for half a minute, and seeing that Chen Yaozhi really had no intention of continuing, he bit his lip.

Host: "Will Boss Chen's shop sell white-clothed dogs in the future? It can be said that white-clothed dogs are a boon for many people without mental power and biological abilities, and their practical value is also very high. There are also all kinds of charms in the preliminaries. You can It is said that it will also bring benefits to the majority of beauty lovers, will Boss Chen put it on the shelves during this time?"

Chen Yaozhi: "No."

The host had bitten his lips until it turned red, like a bright red pomegranate flower, and he had a whole pomegranate in his mouth, and every pomegranate seed was written with the words 'you will die if you say a few more fucking words? '

Moderator: "Why not? Is there not enough supply?"

Chen Yaozhi: "I sell ordinary red wine."

Chen Yaozhi was also very depressed. He had emphasized several times that he was selling ordinary wine seriously.

The Chen Yaozhi in the eyes of the host is no longer Chen Yaozhi.He is the mountain in Yugong Yishan, and the sea in Jingwei Filling the Sea.

The host of Yugong Jingwei Possessed: "I think everyone is also very interested in how Boss Chen's red wine is made. We all know that the transformation rate of supernatural powers into energy balls is the highest. , the conversion rate does not exceed [-]%. Is it because Boss Chen has a superhuman who has a very special spiritual power, or is it that Boss Chen’s ordinary red wine is unusual and can accommodate supernatural powers with a high conversion rate?"

Not to mention the host, the judges really want to know the answer to this question.

Chen Yaozhi: "Red wine is ordinary red wine."

The host nodded, then what?

And then no more.

The host resisted the urge to quit.

Host: "Then Boss Chen, please introduce the ordinary, common, red, and wine of 1848 Red Wine Shop!" The host gritted his teeth.

Chen Yaozhi pushed back the broken hair on his forehead: "Everyone thinks that red wine is very common, but in fact, red wine not only has a mellow and sweet taste, but also has many practical values. Red wine contains resveratrol, which can whiten and anti-aging , the beauties present drink in moderation, not only can maintain a happy mood, but also maintain a ruddy and fair complexion. At the same time, resveratrol can dredge blood vessels, reduce blood clots, blood vessel blockage, angina pectoris and other symptoms..."

A 15-minute speech was directly copied from Chen Yaozhi's speech at the wine forum before time travel.

The host who positioned Chen Yaozhi as a language barrier: ...

The host clenched his chubby fist and said calm down to himself. "Then Boss Chen, do you have anything else to say to the audience at the end?"

Chen Yaozhi put on a faint smile, caressed Mr. Idiom, who was reluctant to leave because of the prize, and swept around the dark auditorium.

There were still no empty seats in the award presentation session, which also shows how climaxed and memorable this game is today.

"The ordinary red wine sold in small wine shops may not be as good as the exotic wines from so many corporate wineries here. But every grape also absorbs light and rain, and every bottle of wine brewed has love and sincerity .”

"The small red wine in our store is indeed ordinary, but most people's life is also ordinary, isn't it? Enjoying an ordinary and happy life is like drinking a glass of ordinary but delicious wine. Why must we explore the meaning of life? , and why do you have to ask for his added value in fine wine?"

"When the added value surpasses itself, are we still tasting wine? Maybe it can't be called a fine wine appreciation competition today, but it should be called 'competition of super-capable wines' and 'competition of magical functional wines', which is more appropriate, isn't it?"

The champion even openly questioned the game.

The host's head froze and he couldn't find the vocabulary to make things right.

In the silence, there was a lonely applause, it was Lin Shutong.

Applause gradually spread, from Lin Shutong, to the judges' bench, and finally to the entire venue.

==

It was late at night when Chen Yaozhi arrived home.

The sudden gust of wind was even more unscrupulous at night, like a whip in the hand of a queen, making people hurt all over.

Chen Sheng has already prepared porridge.

The hot, fragrant seafood porridge made him feel better after a splitting headache.

After the wine competition ended, the judges and the spectators who rushed in surrounded him, wanting to buy white-clothed dogs, but fortunately, Lin Shutong helped him find an escape route.

Of course, Lin Shutong finally asked him to help him get some iron pestles to make needles.Chen Yaozhi was puzzled, this bottle was the most useless of the three red wines.However, when he asked Lin Shutong, Lin Shutong was blushing and concealed.

Obviously just begging for a red wine that shrinks the body parts, how do you make it look like you are trading pornography?

Chen Yaozhi drank the hot porridge, and told Chen Sheng what he had seen today, of course, he specially picked some that would not scare the old man.

At this time, the authenticator rang, and there was a new email.

Chen Bitzhi took a look and found out that all the top three in the Four Flowers Festival competition were invited to participate in the closing ceremony of the Four Flowers Festival.

"In other words, when will it be exchanged for idioms~~(≧O≦)" Idiom Lord asked.

Chen Yaozhi: "What can I exchange for?"

Mr. Idiom became interested, and twisted his peach buttocks: "The limbs of the Balu beast can be exchanged for the zither and the sound of a hundred years, the Ming'an green fruit can be exchanged for the bold and straight into the dragon and the tiger's roar, and the few branches of the Baji can be exchanged for the stacking rules. .Nanke fruit can be exchanged for Nanke Yimeng"

Idiom Jun's idioms never play cards according to routines.

Chen Yaozhi thought for a while.

Qin Se and Ming and Hundred Years of Good Harmony should have the same meaning. It is about enhancing the relationship between husband and wife and growing old together?

Going straight and roaring like a dragon and a tiger should both mean majestic and mighty. Maybe it will increase the mighty temperament after using it?

The branches of Baji can only be exchanged for stacking rules, and Nanke fruit can only be exchanged for Nankey Yimeng, so there is no need to choose.

Chen Yaozhi finally exchanged for Qin Se and Ming Ao Ran, and went straight to the overlapping rules and heavy rules Nan Ke Yimeng.

Sure enough, the idioms in the idiom dictionary will never play their cards according to the rules.

Qin Se and Ming

Effect: After use, it can increase the coordination degree of various parts of the mecha.

Quantity on hand: 1

Exchange requirements: Baru beast limbs X1.

Redemption cap: twice a year

Straightforward

Effect: Idiom brand secret aphrodisiac, the golden gun does not fall, seven times a night.

Quantity on hand: 1

Redemption requirements: Mingan Qingguo X12

Redemption cap: twice a year

Stacking moment heavy gauge

Effect: Copy mech parts and cannot be copied again. .

Quantity on hand: 1

Redemption requirements: Baji number branch X1

Redemption cap: Once a year

Nanke Yimeng

Effect: After use, people feel relaxed and happy.

Quantity on hand: 1

Redemption requirements: Nankeguo X20

Redemption cap: Once a year

Chen Yaozhi: "Can you tell me why the effect of the idioms describing the good relationship between husband and wife is to increase the harmony of mech parts?"

Idiom Jun: (≧O≦) "Because the idiom dictionary matches the era of the user."

Chen Yaozhi: "Then why did you enter such a magnificent word boldly, but it turned out to be an aphrodisiac?"

Idiom Jun: (≧O≦) "Straightforward! Isn't this very easy to understand and vivid? Besides, this system is also humane, and it will also take into account the harmony and happiness of the user's life, and provide users with comprehensive and multi-angle Think about it. After all, you can't be sure if you or your true love is impotent..."

"Stop!" Chen Yaozhi interrupted Mr. Idiom's eloquence.Originally, the cold wind blew all night, and my head was swollen. If I really discuss this illogical topic with Mr. Idiom, I can sleep forever tomorrow.

==

interstellar network.

Ajiu is one of the many big editors of Central Star News Network.

Central Star News Network is the most authoritative website with the largest traffic in the Federation.The section that Ajiu is in charge of is the social news of each star field.

This section used to be very popular.There are 2046 planets in the Federation, each planet has anecdotes, customs, and rich materials for you to choose.

However, in the past two years, Ajiu's life has been difficult.

First, the forum was named and criticized by the Federal Ministry of Culture for failing to promote positive energy, involving star field discrimination, and poor management.

In the interstellar era, regional discrimination and misunderstanding are still serious.The people of the central star looked down on the other planets in the first star field, and the first star field looked down on the other star fields, and the other star fields mocked the first star field in turn.

In the past, in order to fight for traffic and discussion, Ajiu would often post some controversial content on the front of the forum, and a scolding war broke out in the comment area, and the number of views went up.

After being named by the Ministry of Culture, the board was forced to rectify and make it well-behaved, fearing that a sensitive word would appear.

However, misfortunes never come singly.In the first three months, the news network opened up another section, the content is also social and people's livelihood, but it is not the same as he is looking for materials on other websites everywhere, this section has the news network's own reporters and stationed reporters, the originality has suddenly improved, his this The reprocessing section of second-hand materials was suddenly deserted and no one cared about it.

As usual, Ajiu wandered around various star fields and forums on various planets with a world-weary face.

Ajiu entered the largest hexagram forum in the fourth star field-the Dog Blood Chenghe Forum.

The titles that float on the homepage, without exception, can't guess the content style just by looking at the title.

"Start with a bottle of wine, summon the Canghua dog!"

"It doesn't matter if you are a Samoyed dog, a Chuhe white dog or a Canghua dog, as long as you are wearing white fur, you are a cute dog"

"One person, I'm drunk, I'm drunk, I make the dog into a pair

"Ideal Life - That Wine, That Man, That Dog"

"A Dialectical Relationship between Dogs and Wine from a Philosophical Perspective"

dog?liquor?

Monk Ajiu Zhanger couldn't figure out what the relationship between wine and dogs was.

Ah Jiu clicked on the post and read four or five in a row.The writing styles are different, but the content is almost the same.

With her sharp intuition as an editor, Ajiu quickly caught the bright spot in the middle.

In the blue star's wine competition, after drinking a sip of red wine, it is possible to summon a dog according to its own ability, or even a ninth-level alien beast Canghua dog?

Ajiu's first reaction was, how can there be such a heaven-defying thing.

But there is no reason to have so many rumor posts overnight, and today is not April Fool's Day.

Ajiu suddenly became interested, and according to the clues provided by the post, she found the largest communication forum of Blue Star.

If the fourth star domain's forum has a few related posts on the front page, then the blue star forum is already a massacre.

The entire homepage is full of posts with the words dog and wine, and the number of replies is so high that Ajiu can't believe that this is just a planet forum.

There is also a video in the Blue Star Forum, Ah Jiu's eyes glowed, and his blood boiled after watching this unedited video.

"Hahaha, I'm going to turn around! That's it! Hurry up! Clean up and update immediately!" Ah Jiu roared in the office.

The editors looked at their nagging editor.

"The typesetting at hand is stopped first, and tonight the entire section will update "Red Wine and Dogs!" Ah Jiu's voice trembled with excitement.

There were countless question marks in the eyes of the editors, but they still updated the module according to Ajiu's request.