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Osamu Dazai was bored sitting on the company's boss chair and playing with his mobile phone.

In other words, he has been playing with his mobile phone recently. Although there are more advanced things such as communication terminals on the market, Osamu Dazai is not used to communication terminals that are like watches strapped to his wrists. It is inconvenient to hit someone.

That thing is more convenient to read files while working on the road, but Osamu Dazai doesn’t need to read files every day, he just upgraded his mobile terminal protection net, and finally learned to block his own information anytime and anywhere under the guidance of Bishuiliu .

The day before yesterday, Osamu Dazai had to go to the Supernatural Secret Service Division to have a conversation full of probing and confrontation with his former [good] friend Ango Sakaguchi.

Osamu Dazai helped Sasuke take the blame for the waves that washed the bridge, and the reason he gave was perfect: "I just became the clan of the Green King, and I am learning how to use clan power. I happened to see it at the time, so I tried it out. .”

"What? Why did I wander around Yokohama alone that day? Of course it was shopping!"

Osamu Dazai plausibly said: "You also know that my past work is not visible. I have never had the opportunity to step into the shrine during the day! I can also go to Ocean Park and take pictures with furry dolls! Do you think I used to have time? Now I finally succeeded in changing jobs, of course I want to have a good time in Yokohama!"

Although Chief Taneda and Ango Sakaguchi felt that Osamu Dazai was talking nonsense, at least the reasons given by Osamu Dazai made sense, and even though Osamu Dazai set off waves to wash the bridge, he still saved ordinary people nearby in disguise. , Let the people who are fighting to retreat immediately, so in the end the chief farmer just gave Osamu Dazai a verbal warning, and then let the people go.

Before leaving, Ango Sakaguchi sent Osamu Dazai on behalf of the Supernatural Special Affairs Division. He reminded Osamu Dazai in a low voice: "Dazai, I don't know what the Green King did, but your file disappeared."

Osamu Dazai's eyes froze, he looked at Ango Sakaguchi, and he heard Ango Sakaguchi say: "Overnight, all the information about you disappeared from the criminal system database inside the Supernatural Secret Service, including all kinds of criminal information. And the indictment and the electronic version of the materials sent by many investigators are all gone, and the paper materials have also disappeared from the archives."

Ango Sakaguchi's tone was very complicated: "Even if there is no extrajudicial immunity of the royal family, your current files and resume are innocent, live a good life, Dazai, as long as you don't get caught in the future, even if everyone knows you In the past, you were also safe."

Osamu Dazai thought about what the Green King seemed to have done when he fell on the Dresden stone slab, his eyes changed slightly, but he laughed immediately, and he elongated his tone: "I know, Ango."

Then Osamu Dazai waved his hand and left the Supernatural Secret Service Section.

The Jungle Entertainment Media Company has been established, and Bishuiliu has posted recruitment information on the Internet. Whether it is the Supernatural Secret Service or the Port Mafia, they have sent people over to be youngsters. Bishuiliu almost never refuses anyone who comes. It does take people to run the company.

The company occupies the top floor of a certain building, and the wide area in the middle is the staff office, which contains the manager's office and reception room, as well as a financial bill room, as well as a small lounge and tea room.

All kinds of desserts and food are continuously served in the lounge. There is a man with purple hair in home clothes as the chef. shirked.

But to be honest, this chef's cooking skills are really good. He can make all kinds of desserts, dinners and suppers. He goes out to buy fresh ingredients every day, makes them on the spot and eats them on the spot. Within a few days, the undercover teenagers will get fat More than one lap.

Osamu Dazai, as the follow-up manager, almost died laughing after seeing this scene.

He doesn't need to do anything, he just needs to sit in the public office area and keep an eye on him, so Osamu Dazai spent the past few days eating snacks while watching TV dramas.

Of course, Osamu Dazai is not doing nothing. He is using the newly recruited [-]-year-olds to experiment with the information capture method and thinking information defense skills he has just mastered, and his life is full and interesting.

Osamu Dazai eavesdropped on the second and fifth boys through a special frequency band signal every day and reported like this: There is no abnormality today. It is said that the new game is almost ready for internal testing. Yes, there is no other business except this. Also, the food is delicious. Today It was sukiybe with roast beef roll.

Within a few days, Osamu Dazai discovered that no matter whether it was the government department or the mafia, they seemed to have become interested in the chefs of the Jungle Company, and he felt as if he had poached them into his own camp to cook.

"This is so much fun."

Osamu Dazai watched Taina Uchiha stuttering steamed buns in a variety show, and at the same time posted a barrage of 'it's ugly'.

The company quickly got on the right track. The game code transmitted by Kirito had already been packaged and distributed. Bishuiliu asked people to do market research and game bug collection, and began to recruit talents to be marketing directors and so on.

In short, in the blink of an eye, Jungle Entertainment Media Company has become a small company with more than 30 people. Excluding the three, four, and five people who may exist in it, the rest are all excellent talents recruited through major recruitment companies. The files and resumes were checked and checked again and again by the Supernatural Secret Service Section. Of course, this was completely useless.

Bi Shuiliu was quite satisfied, he said to Osamu Dazai: "In this way, someone will help us select talents, which is very good."

Osamu Dazai smiled, and he looked at Bishuiliu: "The jungle doesn't really intend to make a game, does it?"

"We still do intelligence." Bishuiliu said logically: "But if you can't find a purchase channel and entrance, it would be too stupid. We don't need such stupid customers."

Osamu Dazai asked curiously: "Aside from introducing each other on the road, is there no other way to buy and sell information?"

"Yes, we will give them a human customer service and provide them with all the information as much as the krypton gold reaches in our game." Bi Shuiliu hinted: "Whether it is game information or real information."

Osamu Dazai laughed, and then he asked Bishui Liu: "There is a large amount of funds and intelligence flowing in Yokohama every day, have you been monitoring it?"

Bi Shuiliu blinked: "It's inevitable, I can tell you now how many smuggling ships left Yokohama yesterday, how many special goods were shipped, how much goods were brought in, and even the specific location, time and place of the transaction. Got it."

Dazai remained silent after hearing this.

He remembered Uchiha Sasuke's evaluation of water flow, spider?It really is a veritable spider, Bishui Liu uses communication electronic information as a spider web, silently monitoring all information flow, such a huge mental strength and self-awareness protection ability...

Osamu Dazai is still unable to do this. At best, he can protect his personal information. If he concentrates on perceiving it carefully, he can use the mobile phones of the people around him to detect the information of the person on the other side of the phone.

But that's all.

"Industry specializing in surgery."

Seemingly knowing what Osamu Dazai was thinking, Bi Shuiliu propped his chin with his hands and said with a smile: "For example, Sirius, this guy is not so much a beetle as a tortoise shell. Every time we do special training, he is always at the end Up front, since you have been evaluated by Sasuke as an unbeatable Xiaoqiang, then your battery life must be super strong."

Bishuiliu reminded Osamu Dazai: "The basic power of the Green King Clan is innovation and change. It is enough for you to roughly grasp how to get the information you want. You should focus on combining your own power with your abilities to find a more suitable one. your abilities."

Osamu Dazai was thoughtful: "The one that suits me better..."

"Yes, speaking of the last time you committed suicide by jumping into the river, Sirius and I didn't notice it, and the sound of entering the water didn't even change."

Bishuiliu suggested: "You can try to reduce the sense of presence, or change your sense of presence to other people to achieve hidden purposes. Combined with your battery life and self-healing ability, it is estimated that no one will be able to kill you in one blow in the future."

Osamu Dazai remembered what Uchiha Sasuke said, although it is a terrible thing to be born as a human being, but since he survived, since there is still hope in his heart, he must cheer up.

"...everything in this world is illusory." Dazai Osamu said quietly: "All living beings are mortal, and human beings are the last existence that should not exist. Disqualification."

"Tell me, how does such an ability combine with the power of the Green King?"

Osamu Dazai raised his eyes to look at Bishui Liu, his kite-colored eyes were deep and obscure.

After hearing this, Bi Shui Liu thought for a while before saying: "If you think that humans should not exist, then don't be human."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Bi Shuiliu spread his hands: "Look, after you're not a human, you won't have these troubles, right?"

Osamu Dazai raised his hand to cover his face, he thought of Nakahara Chuya and Uchiha Sasuke, aren't they inhuman?

"You will see more non-human beings in the future, and then let's compare humans and non-humans to see who is more disqualified."

Bi Shuiliu shrugged: "If you feel that people should disappear after comparison, then I expect your disqualification in the world to become a purification ability. Thinking about how everyone disappears into air when you wave your hand, it's quite powerful."

Speaking of this, Bi Shuiliu's eyes lit up: "By the way, do you know the sheep-changing technique? A very well-known game skill in a certain game can make people change into a sheep within a certain period of time! Why don't you develop a technique to become smaller and stronger?" ? With the second point of the line, why are you disqualified, become Xiaoqiang... or something, don't you think it's very interesting?"

Osamu Dazai: "..."

"I, I am exactly the opposite of you."

After Bishuiliu said a cold joke, his expression became a little serious, and he said in a deep tone: "I think human beings are too fragile, and they will die if they don't pay attention."

"People with power can fight independently and choose their own destiny, while people without power can only wait to die in ignorance. Why?"

"If everyone has power and everyone can protect themselves, then the world must be wonderful."

Bishuiliu's smile was a little malicious, a little publicity and more unscrupulous: "This is the vision in my heart. Although it is unlikely to be realized at present, I think I can still see it in my lifetime."

For example, go to the hunter world for a lap, or go to the ninja world for a turn.

"You are talking about human disqualification, and I am talking about human weakness. Sirius's thinking is different from ours. The reason why he became a clan is because he will die if he does not become a clan."

Bishui Liu smiled: "So he is closer to Sasuke's thoughts, and he also shoulders the task of keeping an eye on me all the time. Now that there is one more you, I am very pleased that he also included you in the scope of his stalking. In this way I can relax a lot."

Osamu Dazai seriously thought about Bishuiliu's idea, but he couldn't agree.

"I don't think it's good to let everyone gain power." Osamu Dazai said: "Because ninety-nine percent of the people in this world are idiots, giving power to idiots is like giving guns to children. So stupid."

After hearing this, Bi Shui Liu's expression was a bit complicated: "...Really? You think so."

Bishuiliu was 16 years old when he became a clan, but counting his life before Bishuiliu, he was just an ordinary student.

In this way, among Yu Zhangxun, Bi Shuiliu, and Dazai Zhi before he became a clan, only Dazai Zhi had the richest and darkest life experience.

...and torture humanity even more.

Bi Shuiliu was silent for a while before saying: "You are the one."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong?"

"...to remind you of one thing."

Bi Shuiliu's expression is a bit complicated, and Dazai Osamu, who is younger than him, can spot the flaws in his ideals in an instant, which not only shows that Dazai Osamu has rich experience, but also shows that he is indeed as smart as the data shows.

Perhaps Osamu Dazai will be responsible for the IQ of the green group in the future.

Bishuiliu said meaningfully: "I didn't find any records before you were 14 years old, which means that your current name is fake. Of course, I am too lazy to find out about your past, but...you haven't been to school since you were 14 years old. ?”

"..." Osamu Dazai said in shock, "What? The clan still requires academic qualifications?"

"What do you think? Scepter4 requires a college degree, and most of the members of the non-time academy are outstanding in various fields. Our jungle also has academic requirements."

Bishui Liu gloated and said: "Well, it's not the request of the jungle, but the request of the Uchiha family. Everything belongs to the members of the Uchiha family. Even if the surname is not Uchiha, it is best to abide by it, such as the most basic high school diploma. "

"Why do you think Miss Tyner has the patience to go to high school? And in a few years that requirement will turn into a college degree."

Bishui said slowly and calmly: "Sirius had already graduated from high school before becoming a clan. When I became a clan, I happened to be in the first year of high school. In the past few years, I have also studied in college through correspondence."

"Then Dazai-kun, tell me, have you ever been to school?"

Osamu Dazai: "..."

It took a long time before Osamu Dazai recovered his voice, and he said calmly, "I went to junior high school."

This is not a lie, he did go to school when he was not Osamu Dazai.

Bi Shuiliu: "Then you'd better get yourself a high school degree, even if it's just a name for three years."

Osamu Dazai hummed, he was going to ask Ango Sakaguchi to help solve the school problem, when he was editing the information, he suddenly thought of something: "..., isn't that guy Chuya going to ask Sasuke as his teacher? He will also be required to have a degree ?"

Bi Shui Liu smiled: "Don't worry, as members of the clan, of course we have to check for the king's deficiencies."

Osamu Dazai also showed a gentle smile.

On this day, Osamu Dazai had just asked Ango Sakaguchi to stuff his academic records in a certain school in Yokohama, when he received a message from Sasuke: "Come over with Nakahara-kun, the address is xxxx."

Osamu Dazai asked Bi Shuiliu, "Where is this?"

"This is an apartment in Tokyo. Ms. Taina lives there often, and Sasuke's cousins ​​are also there. You can still meet Sasuke's cousins." Bi Shuiliu took a look and said, "Go, I guess Sasuke is going to do it for you." You and Mr. Zhongyuan do special training."

He comforted very carelessly: "I hope you can leave the training ground intact, come on."

"..." Osamu Dazai said without hope, "Can I refuse?"

Bi Shui Liu smiled and said, "Of course not." After a pause, he said, "Anyway, the Central Plains will also help you attract firepower. What are you afraid of?"

"Really? But Sasuke seems to know a technique called shadow split body. By the way, the name is like a ninja."

Dazai said thoughtfully.

Bishuiliu said casually: "Oh, just think of him as the big boss who jumped out of the jump comics."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Osamu Dazai was waiting for Chuya Nakahara at the station early in the morning. Chuya Nakahara rushed over 10 minutes later. As a cadre of Hong Kong gangsters, Chuya Nakahara was busy with affairs. Fortunately, the leader of Hong Kong gangsters, Mori Ogai, was holding maybe the king of green I really have a way to think about it, and I have a special holiday for Zhongyuanzhong, otherwise Zhongyuanzhong may really not be able to spare the time for a while.

"Yo, dwarf." Osamu Dazai changed his nickname: "You are so slow."

Zhongyuan Zhongye had veins popping out of his forehead, he kept telling himself to hold back, so he suppressed his anger and just let out a cold snort, and strode into the station.

Buying a ticket and boarding the train, the two of them took the early train, and there were not many people on the train. Zhong Yuanzhong also held back for a while but still couldn't hold back: "Hey, do you have any news?"

Osamu Dazai drew his tone, he didn't even look at Chuya Nakahara, he was playing with his phone all the time, and said in an embarrassing tone: "Wow~ Someone is talking to me! But I can't see it, because someone is too Are you short~~"

Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his hand and wanted to fight, and it happened that the radio said that a certain station had arrived at Yunyun, Zhongyuan Zhong also immediately held back forcibly, he had not reached the destination, he could not fight, finally found time, don't give up halfway...

Seeing that Nakahara was able to hold back, Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows: "Hey~ It seems that you have expectations for the king, and think he can really solve your troubles?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also said coldly: "They can guarantee that Wang Jian will not fall and at the same time use all their strength, this is enough for me to learn."

Osamu Dazai glanced at Chuya Nakahara, thinking that he would see more non-human beings than Shuiliu said in the future, he couldn't help but sneered: "...Then look forward to having non-human beings shorter than you in the future."

"..." Zhongyuan Zhong was also angry at first, but he was not a fool, so he quickly realized: "Can the King of Green see a lot?"

Are there many existences similar to yourself?

Nakahara Chuya's eyes lit up. He was surrounded by human beings. While his super power made him admired by humans, it also made him feel lonely and uncomfortable—is such a powerful power really a human?Central Plains is also a monster, right?

However, at this moment, Zhong Yuanzhong also realized that he was not a lonely existence, and when there were many others of his kind, he immediately became happy. Those blue eyes were bright and energetic, and he was just secretly happy.

Osamu Dazai naturally saw Chuya Nakahara's mentality, he curled his lips, thinking of Bishuiliu's bad idea: Stop being a human being.

He muttered under his breath, "Don't be a fool."

"What?" Nakahara Nakahara couldn't hear what Osamu Dazai was talking about, and asked subconsciously.

Osamu Dazai said casually, "No, idiot."

Nakahara Chuya: "..." Damn, mackerel is so annoying!

The two cursed at each other all the way, and about 40 minutes later they came to the Tokyo apartment, and Hideo Uchiha received them: "Are you Osamu Dazai and Chuya Nakahara?"

He looked at the two people in front of him in surprise, first at Osamu Dazai: "Your aura...is dark? Not bad, not bad, exciting."

Look at Zhongya Nakahara again: "Your head is too short, right? But it's okay. Size and strength have never been directly proportional. I look forward to your outstanding performance in training, and you will have the opportunity to fight in the future."

Osamu Dazai raised his hand to cover his mouth, wow, the guy named Hideo Uchiha in front of him really looks like Sasuke, he also has black hair and black eyes, and even his face shape is super similar.

Zhong Yuan was also a little angry at the beginning, but after listening to the whole thing, he felt that the temper of the kid in front of him was more to his liking, so Zhong Yuan Zhong also said straightforwardly: "Okay, there is a chance to fight."

Uchiha Hideo let the two of them in: "Have you had breakfast?"

Both of them refused, and Hideo Uchiha didn't force it. He took them to a single room in the apartment, where the teleportation array to Omodo was located.

"This is a directional teleportation array, which can send you back to your home. Sasuke is waiting for you there." Hideo Uchiha stared at his scarlet sharing eyes, and while the two were observing, he directly activated the teleportation array: "Go."

In the next second, Osamu Dazai and Nakahara appeared on a narrow path, behind them was a lush forest, and in front of them was a vermilion torii gate, Sasuke was leaning on the torii gate with his eyes closed.

"Come here?" Sasuke said: "It's just in time, Mr. Zhongyuan, you go from here, go straight along the torii gate, remember, go forward, don't look back, until you meet someone."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also taken aback: "Hey? Why?"

Sasuke shrugged: "You go first, and I will explain to you later."

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it, and he had nothing to be afraid of, so he nodded: "Then I'll go first?"

He waved his hand and stepped into the torii gate, walking along the narrow path to the depths of the jungle.

Dazai Osamu looked at Nakahara Chuya's back, and couldn't help asking Sasuke: "...What does this mean?"

Sasuke said helplessly: "I only found out after consulting my mother. Our family enshrines the God of Marriage, and Nakahara Chuya is now considered the human carrier of the God of Absolute Tyranny. It can be regarded as a personal god. It is within the scope of the realm of becoming a god, otherwise it will be considered a mess."

"You can only invite Zhongyuan Zhongye to enter the manor after he has obtained the permission and acquiescence of the god of marriage."

Sasuke never cared about the rules of Shinto, and he was poured into his ears when he went home and asked Mikoto to talk about Chuya Chuya: "If the God of Marriage does not allow Huangba to enter, I can only drag Chuya Chuya Also go to the small world for training, so we can’t let him come to our family.”

Osamu Dazai let out a hey, and really raised his posture.

He said, "Is it okay with me?"

"You? What's the relationship with you? You're not a non-human." Sasuke complained, "Let me tell you, the identity of a human being is super good, don't just abandon the inappropriate people!"

Osamu Dazai: "..."

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