[Comprehensive martial arts] Hundreds of no taboos

The guards of the palace are not as strict as many people think. There are guards patrolling, and there are eunuchs and eunuchs on duty at night, but there are not many of them. Most of the defense forces are outside the palace, and the orders are in the hands of the emperor himself. Many palace changes happened so fast that there was no time to deploy troops.

I knocked out the eunuch on duty at night and touched the emperor's dragon bed.

There were two people sleeping on the bed, one was the little emperor, and the other was a woman. I didn't pay attention when I first came in, but when I got closer, I realized that it was a beauty, a big beauty.

The big beauty looks very good-looking.

According to my strict aesthetics, she can surpass Su Lian, the little beauty whose temperament has been changed by Cihang's sword code, and also Xue Yujiao, just by relying on her five senses.Three points of beauty depend on face, and seven points depend on charm. Yin Gui School and Ci Hang Jing Zhai's mental methods lead to the same goal by different routes, and they can gradually change the temperament of the practitioner. As long as you have three parts of the beauty foundation, you can become amazing after a long time of practice. The beauty of the world.

On the other hand, the big beauty on the bed has a seven-point real beauty, and a three-point charming charm that does not diminish even when she is asleep.

I felt jealous of the little emperor who was not even half as pretty in bed.

Jealousy prompted me to roughly pick up the little emperor by the collar and knocked on the head, then carefully tucked the quilt for the big beauty, and touched her sleeping hole, so that she could sleep more soundly.

I carried the little emperor out of the dormitory without leaving the scope of the palace, so I just used my lightness kung fu to fly upwards obliquely.

The little emperor was being held by the collar, and his neck was just stuck. Even though I hit him a little hard, he still struggled to wake up.

Instead, I hooked my scabbard around his waistband and straightened my arms to keep him away from me.

The face-down little emperor let out a scream!

It's a pity that we are already in the extremely high mid-air at this moment. Looking down at this moment, the entire Bianjing city...is about the size of a palm.

I folded my feet to reduce the stepping area, put one hand in my arms, and looked up at the sky. The moon looked far away, but if I looked from the bottom, maybe I was stepping on the moon.

This is the origin of my original lightness exercise "Treading the Moon Method". I once had a friend who said that he saw me using lightness kung fu from the sky when he was drunk. This is the name given to my set of light-weight exercises.

I really doubt that if I didn't come to him at night but during the day, maybe my light work would be called stepping on the sun.

The little emperor probably had a sore throat from screaming, he coughed a few times, I said sensiblely: "Just wait a little longer, I can wait."

The little emperor really slowed down for a while before asking in a trembling voice: "Fairy, fairy?"

No one has ever called me a fairy in this life.

I decided to be nice to the little emperor, and my tone was very gentle, and I hummed, which was my answer.

The little emperor's voice had stabilized this time, and he asked: "If I wasn't dreaming, and the fairy took me to the sky in the middle of the night, she didn't come to visit me at night, did she?"

I found that the little emperor's mind was spinning very quickly. He may now be sure that I have something to do for him, and he also took one bite at a time, which is full of posture.

I don't really like the feeling of being prying into someone's mind.

So I shook the scabbard, the first time it didn't shake, the second time it finally came loose, the third time, the fourth time...

The little emperor uttered the most tragic scream in his life!

He fell screaming.

I caught up with him when he was still halfway from the ground, still using the scabbard to string his waistband, and brought him to stop in the air.

The little emperor trembled.

I kindly asked him, "Are you afraid of death?"

The little emperor said hoarsely, "There is no one who is not afraid of death when he is an emperor."

What he said made a lot of sense. Powerful, powerful and even rich people want to live a longer life when they live comfortably, while people like me who are powerless and poor, obviously These are not rare at all, but they always live very long.

So I was a little jealous again, and I threatened him, "I'm going to peel off your face and replace you as emperor, are you afraid?"

The little emperor was silent for a while.

I thought he was scared, and before he had time to be happy, I heard the little emperor say weakly: "Fairy, just tell me what you want from me."

It would be nice to be so honest earlier.

I picked my cheek with my free hand and said, "Have you ever given me a marriage?"

The little emperor thought about it cautiously, and said: "I have given three marriages, one to marry the imperial sister, and two to get married after the officials of the court and China reached an agreement. The bestowed marriage is the face they begged for."

I said a little unhappy: "Don't worry about the marriage of men and women in the future."

The little emperor leaned down in mid-air, not even daring to nod, and kept saying yes.

He didn't ask the cause and effect, but I didn't want to just let him go, so I made it up and said: "I am a god in the sky, and two friends, Sifan, have descended to the mortal world. I figured that you are going to give one of them a marriage. Xianyuan, so I came here to give you a warning."

The little emperor was silent again.

I kicked his ass and he shook again.

I said again: "There's nothing else, I'm asking you for a favor. I brought you two flat peaches and ate them on the way. How about this? Is there anyone you want to kill? I can kill you for free." one."

The little emperor couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Do fairies still have to pay for killing people?"

I realized that I had slipped my tongue, but I was not afraid at all, and I kicked the little emperor again confidently, "Don't talk nonsense, just say yes, if you don't, I will find a chance to thank you for something casually."

The little emperor said negatively: "Oh, then let the fairy go and kill the emperor of Liao Kingdom."

I raised my eyebrows, and asked a little incomprehensibly: "If you kill one, there will be more, unless the royal family is slaughtered, but if the royal family is slaughtered, there will be other powerful ministers. Why kill them? Make them mess up for a while? What do you do?" Are you ready for war?"

The little emperor stopped talking. I sighed and said, "If your conditions are like this, I will give you news in a month..."

"No need." The little emperor said: "I have only founded the country for four generations in the Song Dynasty, and my accumulation is limited. Although there are strong neighbors by my side, the people are still living in peace. If we start a war rashly, if there is a loss, the lives will be ruined. This is not Zhao Zhen's intention."

This is what I understand. The hero and the ruler of success are different. If Li Shimin or Guo Rong were standing in front of me, maybe they would agree without thinking about it, and then immediately carry out the pre-war preparations. Once there is chaos in the Liao Kingdom, It is not a problem for the army to move in and expand the territory, but the little emperor is different. He has never seen wars in his life. What he sees is peace in his eyes and hears peace in his ears. was bound tightly.

There is another point that I think is very important, probably because the little emperor’s surname is Zhao, and I have a good impression of Guo Rong, so I discriminate against those with the surname Zhao. How could it be possible for the descendants of the emperor to inherit the ambition of a hero and keep the people in peace for a lifetime? At least I think this little emperor who is mediocre in front of me may still be a rare wise emperor in this dynasty in future generations.

However, this doesn't have much to do with me.

I put the little emperor back into the bedroom, the eunuch on duty at night was still fainting, and the big beauty was still sleeping, I jealously said to the little emperor: "Whether the offspring is ugly depends on the beauty and ugliness of the ancestors, even if you marry more beauties and come back to have children , without more than a dozen generations, your children will not look good."

The little emperor didn't dare to refute me, so I was happy and walked away.

I didn't let him see my face the whole time.

I'm not a troublemaker, but I'm bothered by unnecessary trouble.

The morning market in Bianjing opened very early. I walked around Hongqiao and found a stall selling tofu nao. I sat down and drank two bowls of hot salty tofu nao. Someone next to me drank the sweet one, adding sugar to it. Milk and chopped almonds made me gasp.

After breakfast, I slowly returned to Kaifeng Mansion. As soon as I walked to the backyard, a stern-faced head catcher called me, and I recognized it from the voice. It was the Ma Han catcher who often patrolled outside. head.

There is a big difference from his name, Ma Tuotou is tall and straight, with a quiet demeanor, he is a handsome guy who is only inferior to Zhan Zhao.

The pretty guy said: "Miss Qi, Lord Bao wants to see you."

I nodded and followed him.

Mr. Bao did not meet me in the relatively private study, but instead met me in the room behind the curtain of the main hall of the yamen where cases are usually handled. Mr. Zhan Zhao and Mr. Gongsun were also there. When he saw me, Mr. Bao's face was already dark and dark. It's been a while, but I don't care about him, I just stare at Zhan Zhao, Zhan Zhao looks at me with a bit of worry in his eyes.

Master Bao's very toned voice sounded again, "Miss Qi."

I looked to the side, and there were four head catchers, and the master guards stood aside. Rounding up was no different from interrogating me. I blinked, and my first reaction was that the little emperor had sold me out, but the time difference was not at all. No, I looked at Mr. Bao, and asked eagerly: "Yes, did I do something wrong?"

Master Bao suddenly stared, I almost didn't jump up.

Master Bao's eyes are not small at ordinary times, who would want to stare even bigger!It’s no different from a bull’s eye, he’s dark, and the whites of his eyes are exposed when he stares. I know why he can solve so many cases. Any prisoner with poor mental quality will be frightened by such a few stares. I have to do it all.

Zhan Zhao suddenly said, "My lord, Miss Qi is natural in nature, she is not a vicious person, she just missed a moment to save someone, according to the law, as long as the family members of those children are willing to guarantee her, they will be sentenced to imprisonment for up to three years, which is not a serious crime."

I was at a loss at first, and after listening to Zhan Zhao's words, I remembered the two guards who were killed casually. To be honest, if I hadn't been busy saving the children, according to my temperament, I would have slaughtered dozens of kidnappers in that nest.

I have been in troubled times for a long time, and I have been a sage for a long time. I forgot that murder is a crime.

This is very embarrassing.