[Comprehensive martial arts] Hundreds of no taboos

Lao Li Tanhua hasn't been doing well since he woke up.

After all, not everyone can bear the feeling of lying in bed conscious but unable to get angry, not only not angry, but also feces and farts all over the bed.

Although Mrs. Li didn't dislike him at all, she was still worried about his face, so she scrubbed and changed his clothes with her own hands.

But having a bad day is bad.

When I went in to see him, the sedative prescription had just expired, and he was lying on his back on the bed without saying a word, refusing to eat or drink when asked, as if determined to starve himself to death.

Although the room was lit with incense and the windows were open, it still smelled.

I pretended not to smell it.

Mrs. Li looked a little embarrassed, and said: "It's been one night, and I've fed the medicine three times. I'm afraid that something will go wrong, and I'm also worried that he's hungry. I want him to eat something, and that's it."

I observed the situation of Lao Li Tanhua, and said: "Don't worry, there will be no problems with the sedative formula. The fundamental difference is not much different from the tonic formula. Taking too much is like fish and meat. At most, the human body can't absorb it, and it's just a waste of efficacy. As for In terms of eating and drinking..."

I looked at Lao Li Tanhua's face and said, "Of course it's best to be able to eat and drink by yourself. If it's really not possible, boil more salt and sugar water to feed him. I also have a prescription of Gushi Dan here. One pill will last for a day. It’s just not good for the stomach, and if you eat it for years, future generations won’t be able to use meat.”

Lao Li Tanhua's voice was a little softer than when he was cursing last night, but he said with a little anger, "Are you here to torment me?"

I shook my head sincerely, and advised him, "Master Li, your body is your own, and you must go against the doctor's orders even though you know you can't get angry. This is not life-threatening. It doesn't matter if you don't die. Who will take care of this family from now on? Madam still has heart disease, let her watch the adults boil herself to death, how many days can she live? You two elders go together, let the elder cousin and the second cousin have to keep filial piety, the age of the elder cousin is here, What kind of girl can you marry after being filial piety? The second cousin has not reached the crown yet, he is just like a child, you know his temperament, how will he live in the future? What's more, the imperial court's three-year scientific examination, and There are so many talented people around here, how can there be such a thing as a Jinshi with a previous record? Both of their official careers will be delayed, how can you bear it?"

In fact, I can't say such words at all. I plagiarized at least half of them from the little night talk between Master Lin and Mrs. Lin.

Although Mrs. Lin's words were not pleasant, they hit the nail on the head and persuaded Mrs. Lin who loved her nephew. If old Li Tanhua really died this time, no matter how much Mrs. Lin loved her nephew, she would not marry Lin Shiyin.

Lao Li Tanhua was just stubborn, not yet the level of a donkey. He was stunned for a while after listening to my words, and then he didn't say a word.

For someone like him, silence means compromise.

Mrs. Li hurriedly asked someone to serve the porridge that had just been cooked, and Lao Li Tanhua took the bowl to drink the porridge without saying a word.

To be honest, I thought he was going to pick a thorn or something.

After drinking the porridge and obediently drinking the medicine, Mrs. Li's eyes were red again because of Mrs. Li Tanhua's cleverness. I quickly patted the back of Mrs. Li's hand, and then glanced at Mrs. Li Tanhua who had glanced over several times without a trace. He said in a timely manner: "Madam, stay here with Mr. Li. I'll go and see my eldest cousin."

After I walked out of Lao Li Tanhua's residence, I heard him snort to Mrs. Li, and said, "What are you doing standing up? Sit down!"

I didn't listen to what Mrs. Li said. I went to Li Tian's yard and took his pulse. After confirming that there was nothing wrong with the pulse, I said goodbye and left.

Li Yuan stayed for fifteen days.

Lao Li Tanhua's health is better than I imagined. After taking medicine and eating on time every day, he can get out of bed and walk soon, and his complexion gradually improves. Li Tian's illness requires long-term recuperation.

But the medicines are already prescribed, and it won’t help me to stay any longer.

Mrs. Li is very grateful to me. Old Li Tanhua didn't say anything, but he actually treated me very well. He acquiesced that Mrs. Li would send silk, satin, gold and jade jewelry to me every day. I have lived in the garden all my life, and no one will say anything against me.

But I'm embarrassed.

I was originally a thin-skinned little girl.

Although the biggest reason I plan to go back to the capital is that Li Shen is leaving.

The leave originally granted by the imperial court was not long. If it was for a funeral, there was basically no need to go back. But if the person is not dead, a good court official cannot stay in his hometown for a long time. In fact, it is Li Tian and Li Shen who are going to leave. Just by the way, but it was also time for him to go.

After all, Li Tian has a legitimate official position in the capital, but he hasn't sent any official yet.

There is an essential difference between Jinshi who has not been appointed as an official and those who have already been officials. Unless a person who has been an official resigns, he will be an official for the rest of his life. Scholars without officials.

Even if Li Shen was willing, Lao Li Tanhua would not.

This time I can go on the road with them.

Although the distance is not long, if you don't make a fuss, there are still times when you need to spend the night outside.

At the post station more than 100 miles away from the capital, I saw Wang Lianhua who was disguised again.

This time he disguised himself as a beautiful official wife, and he stayed in the room next to me. There was another official with him, obviously unaware that his wife was sleeping under the straw in the stable, and was about to hug her. My wife had a wonderful night.

She was slapped by Wang Lianhua and passed out.

There are not many rooms in the station, Li Tian and Li Shen are both in the next room on the other side of me, and they are both fast asleep at the moment.

I watched Wang Lianhua push the door in, and my eyes fell on his exquisite figure. Even though I knew that his bone shrinking skills were well practiced, it was still a bit strange to see a beautiful woman transform into a man with my own eyes.

This time Wang Lianhua brought her own clothes.

His speed of changing clothes was not as slow as last time, almost in the blink of an eye, he looked like a handsome young man.

I asked him, "Is this what you originally looked like?"

No wonder I want to ask, his face this time is different from last time, he is so handsome as if carved out of beautiful jade, even his hair is as black as a waterfall, he is completely a beautiful young man.

Wang Lianhua smiled faintly: "Many people are curious about my appearance, but not many people can see it. If you think I should look like that, then I will be like that."

I sighed, "That's great."

If you get tired of one face, you can change another one, and you can have whatever you like.

If it wasn't for the fact that I only prefer young men who are indifferent to the world, I would really be willing to give such a man a try.

But there are always no ifs in this world.

How good it is to be seventeen or eighteen years old. I have just reached the age where I can carve. I still have vision for the future and the energy to love someone, just like a flower that has just bloomed or a jade that has just been cut.

The most important thing is, being with young people is like being hundreds of years younger. At least when Lin Shiyin and I ate and lived together, most of the time, I regarded myself as the same as her Children's.

Wang Lianhua said: "I have been waiting for you in the capital for ten days, thinking that you will not come back. I was just about to leave for Baoding, but I bumped into you on the road."

I asked him curiously, "Are you a criminal wanted by the court?"

Wang Lianhua raised her pretty brows and said, "No."

I was even more surprised, and asked: "If not, why do you always dress up as someone else?"

Wang Lianhua sighed slightly: "Because I am a non-existent person, I have no identity, no guides, and there are always some troubles when crossing the state and mansion. Borrowing someone else's identity is no different to me wearing a suit of clothes. .”

I do understand.

Every time I go to a world, I am also a person without identity. In order to let myself live in a reasonable and legal way, I always need to spend a lot of time to solve it. If I can learn this disguise technique well, I will probably be able to save a lot in the future. trouble.

I have not studied new things for many years, and I am full of enthusiasm for learning again.

Wang Lianhua was obviously also very satisfied with this, and she taught very attentively.

It would be nice if he wasn't always trying to teach me something else in between disguises.

I really don't like those.

Some, such as medical skills, I know by myself, and some, such as astrology formations, I don't know, but I am not interested in it, and I don't want to learn it.

But overall, it's a great object to teach.

I'm already thinking about what to exchange for his disguise.

Although Wang Lianhua himself said no, but he didn't want it, I had to give it, if I didn't want to recognize myself as a master, I had to exchange it for the same price, this is the rule of the world.

The rules of the rivers and lakes there.

Just like I learned Shi Zhixuan's Seal of Immortality, he also learned my Thirteen Miraculous Skills and some partial skills. Although it was an unintentional exchange, it is obviously equivalent.

Even I gave Shi Zhixuan more.

After Wang Lianhua left, I looked through my inventory, and I really thought of a skill that could be taught.

The method of stepping on the moon.

I've been annoyed by Wang Lianhua's crappy self-defense technique for a long time.

Among my self-created martial arts, the reason why stepping on the moon, a light-weight exercise with no attack power, can also be included in the list of the thirteen miraculous arts is because this exercise itself is indeed somewhat strange.

One is speed, except for the phantom magic body technique, the stepping on the moon technique can almost be said to be the king of the light-weight exercises I have seen.

The second is consumption. The consumption of this lightness technique is extremely small. When I broke the void once, something went wrong, which resulted in the loss of internal energy, but I can use lightness technique intermittently in the desert because the consumption of this technique is so small that it is almost negligible extent.

The third is that there is no need to rely on strength. Most light-weight exercises are just a combination of footwork and bodywork. There are dragons on the ground and insects in the sky. spectacle.

It's enough to change to another disguise technique.