[Comprehensive martial arts] Hundreds of no taboos

I left Peach Blossom Island on a moonless night.

There are precedents for people who live over a hundred years old, and those who live two hundred years old will be regarded as monsters.

Now the great-grandson of Zhang Xi who is sitting on the dragon chair has sent people several times to inquire about the way to ascend to immortality. I am afraid that if I don't answer him again, I will send troops over.

People are afraid of death, especially the emperor. It is not enough to enjoy the world for a lifetime, and he wants to enjoy it for a hundred years and a thousand years.

I'm tired of this kind of life.

When I left, I only brought a jade flute, and I was no longer as unsure as before if I could protect it in the void.

In 200 years, I am not just old.

When Shattering the Void, my mood was very calm, unlike before, which was more or less sad.

As Huang Yaoshi said, happiness is a day, and unhappy is also a day, so people should always make themselves happy.

In the void, I stretched out my hand to remove the Phoenix hairpin that was very close to me, hung the jade flute on my waist, and then stepped out, holding the Blood River Excalibur.

When I opened my eyes again, I was already on the ground.

Breaking from one world to another is as simple as opening an ordinary door for me.

This is really something to celebrate.

Another thing worth celebrating is that I can understand the people here. Not only can I understand, but I am also very familiar with it. It is the long-lost Daning language.

It's just that the country is not the hometown.

The phoenix hairpin is too eye-catching, one phoenix hangs nine feathers, and nine feathers are decorated with east beads. Even after spending hundreds of years in the void, it is still brilliant and amazingly beautiful.

I looked at it for a while, then put it in my arms.

The Blood River Excalibur is an ugly-looking sword. It is red all over, with pits and holes, and the tip of the sword is a little crooked.

I suspect there is no uglier sword in the world.

But when we reunited after a long absence, I found it pleasing to the eye for a while, so I hung it on my waist indifferently, on the same side as the top-quality jade flute carved from top-quality jasper.

My Shattered Void this time is different from any previous one.

I have money.

gold.

Because I found that no matter which world I go to, the most valuable thing is always gold. I have never seen a world where gold cannot be used as money.

So I am calmer than ever.

The little girl Quying said that having money in your pocket feels the same as having a sword in your hand, and it makes people feel confident.

I don't use a sword, but I understand what she means.

I am very confident now.

I walked for more than ten days in this familiar and unfamiliar rivers and lakes, and found that this place is a peaceful world.

The more peaceful the world is, the more chaotic the world is.

The seven sword sects, the four great families, and the major rivers and lakes organizations divide the territory. In addition to paying taxes to the government, the common people have to pay money to the "bosses" everywhere.

This had nothing to do with me, if I hadn't encountered a few local hooligans making trouble during the meal, threatening the boss to hand over [-]% of the income, and when the boss was inconvenient and walked a little slower, I kicked him over my dining table.

A total of six dishes and two soups, and a pot of ebony tea to relieve the summer heat.

I looked at those hooligans and saw that they had no intention of making compensation, so I had no choice but to stand up, still holding the pair of chopsticks in my hand.

I asked the shopkeeper who hurried out after taking the money, "Is there any organization behind these people?"

The shopkeeper said gruffly: "Guest, guest, hurry up..."

It's a pity that he spoke late, the leading gangster had already snatched the purse in his hand, pushed him away, walked towards me, stared at the jade flute on my waist, and selectively ignored me The Blood River Excalibur also hung on his waist.

As he walked, he yelled: "You girl is a foreigner. When foreigners come, they will pay the city fee to our big boss! My uncle is kind, I can let you pay with this thing."

As the local ruffian leader said, he stretched out his hand to get the jade flute without treating himself as an outsider.

I took a step back and said, "What do you do, big boss?"

A triangular-eyed hooligan behind the ruffian smiled wretchedly, and shouted: "There are still people who don't know the big boss these days. Within a few hundred miles, the ones sold in the kilns on the stage are sold in the gambling houses. , It’s all the property of the big boss, Brother Long, this girl doesn’t know what’s good, why don’t you send it to Grandma Han, she’ll be good in a few days.”

Brother Long said disdainfully: "What's so interesting about a little girl, she looks average."

The triangular eyes said: "Brother Long, you forgot, the best seller is Xiaoli, and someone likes this one."

Speaking of Xiao Li, Brother Long also had that wretched look on his face, and he smiled viciously, "That little bitch is not tender, but coquettish. Have you ever seen a little bitch who can be flirty all day and night?"

I waited patiently for them to discuss how much they would sell me for.

The final result was six taels.

I never knew in my life that I was worth so much money.

I said to Brother Long, "Left hand or right hand?"

Brother Long said impatiently, "What left hand and right hand?"

I take him as casual.

So I took the blood river down and chopped off Brother Long's right hand flatly.

His hand had landed on the ground, but Brother Long hadn't felt any pain until the sound of blood splashing on the ground made him glance at his sharply cut wrist and scream out.

To be honest, I think the cry of a slaughtered pig is more beautiful than his cry.

I looked at the triangular eye again and asked him, "Left hand or right hand?"

The reaction speed of the triangular eyes is not slow, as soon as the waist softened, he knelt down for me, and wailed repeatedly: "Grandma, grandma, please forgive me, the little one doesn't know it's my aunt, the whole family pointed at the little one. support..."

I also thought he meant it casually, so I cut off one of his left hands.

The remaining three hooligans realized that they didn't care about the second floor, and Gu Lulu rolled and ran down the stairs. Another person sprained his foot, but he ran not slow at all.

I decided to let them go.

After all, it was Brother Long and Triangle Eyes who were talking about selling me.

The shopkeeper is already stupid.

I took out the shopkeeper's money from Brother Long and returned it to him, but the shopkeeper suddenly collapsed on the ground, and he didn't want the money anymore, as if he was in imminent disaster.

I'm not a chivalrous person, but whenever I do something, I won't give up halfway.

I walked up to the shopkeeper amidst the screams of the two hooligans, bent down and patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Don't be afraid, since I have taken care of this business, I will take care of it to the end and disperse the guests downstairs." After a while, those three people must have gone to report the news, you ask the kitchen to serve some more dishes and bring a jug of good wine, I will help you solve the matter today."

The shopkeeper's lips were so blue, he trembled for a long time, but he couldn't utter a coherent sentence, but the clerk was very clever, and hurried down to evacuate the customers.

I kicked Brother Long and Triangle Eye with both hands to the lobby downstairs, then found an empty table, sat there and waited.

The shopkeeper finally came to his senses after a while, and tremblingly grabbed a boy and told them to go home quickly.

But people came sooner than he thought.

The one who came was a middle-aged man named Zhuyeqing, who looked average, and indeed resembled a Zhuyeqing.

It is the kind of little snake that is not very poisonous and can't kill people even if it bites desperately.

He also brought a few people from the rivers and lakes, who looked very ostentatious, but he couldn't hide the fact that he was a few trash.

I didn't talk nonsense with him, I didn't even bother to take Xuehe, I directly took out a handful of chopsticks from the bamboo tube, gave each of Zhuyeqing and the Jianghu people around him a chopstick, and handed them out to them.

In the palm of the hand, the front is pierced.

Zhuyeqing's complexion changed due to the pain, but her attitude visibly became very respectful, and she bent down again and again, saying that the big boss is welcome.

I glanced at him.

Zhu Yeqing quickly said: "No, no...I'll go and invite the big boss to see the girl!"

He left with people from the rivers and lakes who each had a chopstick.

I asked the shopkeeper, "When will the food and wine come?"

The shopkeeper opened his mouth for a long time, then suddenly slapped the waiter on the forehead, and shouted loudly: "Don't go and serve wine and food to the guests, serve the best wine and the best food!"

The wine was already on the table, and the dishes were just over halfway. Zhuyeqing brought his big boss here. This time, there were more people from Jianghu, dozens of them crowded together, and the downstairs lobby was fully occupied.

I glanced at the big boss and asked him, "Are you bringing these people here to kill me?"

The big boss probably wasn't the big boss from the beginning, he squeezed out a flattering smile, and said: "Young girl is a master of martial arts, but the villain is just a snake. How dare you provoke the real dragon who crossed the river? The villain has already heard about it." Zhu Yeqing said, it's all because the villain's subordinates don't know Taishan, and they asked the lady to make a large number, so the villain will chop off the heads of these eyesless things and give the girl an apology!"

He said, really ready to let people do this.

Brother Long and Triangle Eyes showed panic on their faces, and they kowtowed repeatedly to beg for mercy, both to the big boss and to me.

I put down my chopsticks and said to the big boss: "The person I punished, do you still want to make the decision for me?"

The big boss's face was distorted for a moment, but he recovered immediately, and said with a smile: "How dare a villain, you dog, why don't you thank this girl for saving her life!"

Brother Long and Triangle Eye endured the pain and kowtowed to me.

I waved my hand and said, "Your people smashed a lot of things here. You reconciled with the shopkeeper and paid the money."

The big boss immediately asked Zhuyeqing to do it.

I said again: "I plan to live here for a while, I heard that this place is the territory of the big boss for hundreds of miles."

The big boss still had a smile on his face, and said: "The villain is just eating and drinking. If the girl needs anything, the villain will immediately..."

I shook my head and said, "You don't understand me."

The big boss was taken aback.

I glanced at him and said, "I mean, I'm going to live here for a while, and if I see or hear anything that doesn't suit me, no matter how many helpers you invite, your big boss will have to go to the underworld to do it." business."

The big boss's whole face was ugly.

I ignored him and took a sip of wine by myself.

In the past 200 years, my skill has increased greatly, and my state of mind has become very vicissitudes. If I hadn’t been disturbed, I wouldn’t even want to leave Peach Blossom Island. As a result, I was almost sold to a brothel at the price of six taels of silver. .

I'm too difficult.