[Comprehensive martial arts] Hundreds of no taboos

It turns out I was wrong.

I shouldn't have chosen tonight to avoid the show's duty day.

When I went, the little emperor was sleeping with his concubines.

It's not the big beauty from last time, but just a pretty little girl. If she has any advantage over the big beauty, it's that she's younger.

I was a little embarrassed, after all, I just came in secretly wanting to see the beauty, but I didn't expect it to be someone else.

When I went in, the little emperor also went in. It wasn’t long after it got dark. I hesitated for a long time between coming back next time and doing it directly. I chose to come back next time. too much.

However, what I never expected was that during the time I was thinking, the little emperor was done.

Yes, he's done.

It was only a cup of tea time before I stepped into the palace gate.

Immediately, I felt a little awe of the little girl on the bed who was screaming so tired and unwanted.

What is amazing is not the little emperor, but the little girl's acting skills.

The little emperor with a cup of tea closed his eyes peacefully like Zhan Zhao who averaged an hour at a time. After a while, he opened his eyes and pinned the little girl down again.

I thought he could last a little longer this time, but in the end it turned out that the little emperor lasted less than half as long this time.

The little girl seemed to be extremely tired and fell asleep.

The little emperor really lay flat this time.

I was a little at a loss, Zhan Zhao had to sleep for a long time every time he lay down, even if I didn't know much about it, I could vaguely know not to disturb his rest, but the little emperor only spent such a little time, Should he just... normally want to sleep?

No matter what, I chose to go out kindly, and then wandered around the palace for a while. It was almost midnight, and the little emperor had slept for more than an hour. I dug the little emperor out of the warm bed, because Thinking that the winter might be relatively cold at this time, I thoughtfully grabbed a quilt and wrapped him into a roll, and took him to the sky with the roll.

The little emperor woke up when I picked him up from the bed. This time, I hit him a little harder. Even if he yelled out his throat, he wouldn't be able to yell, so I didn't care if he yelled or not.

Unexpectedly, the little emperor remained silent calmly.

I didn't stop until the city of Bianjing below became a small spot, and the wind made my clothes rattle, and then I shook the emperor scroll in my hand.

The little emperor exclaimed: "I thought I was dreaming last time."

His voice was loud because the wind was very high in the sky, and I flew much higher this time than last time.

I used my internal pressure to pass the voice into his ears, "Last time I said I would take a chance to thank you for something casually, so..."

Before I finished speaking, the little emperor was both surprised and delighted, and with a trace of suspicion, he called out: "Did the fairy come here this time to give me something special?"

I felt that this young man’s thinking was very problematic, so I shattered his sweet dream unceremoniously, “No, because I don’t have any money, I’m going to ask you to borrow some. If you’re generous, I’ll buy you something by the way. If you pick it, it is very likely that you will lose your life."

The little emperor fell into silence.

In order to prevent the little emperor from listening to my request, he would rather die than submit, I vaccinated him first, "I want a lot of money, don't worry, I will return it to you soon, and I will never bother you again gone."

The little emperor asked suspiciously: "Where is the fairy going?"

I tactfully replied: "Go back to heaven."

The little emperor fell into silence again.

After a while, I heard him say, "How much?"

These are probably the most domineering three words I have ever heard in my life.

Because when I said the astronomical figure of [-] guan, the little emperor didn't even blink his eyes, and said: "The key to my private treasury is placed next to the paperweight on the imperial table. There are many imperial guards guarding the private treasury, but To the fairy, it should be nothing, the fairy can take whatever she wants, and treat it as a gift from the fairy, and there is no need to return it."

He was so straightforward, I felt a little embarrassed, after all, I offered [-] guan, and I was ready to ask all over the world to pay back the money, but the little emperor not only agreed, but also didn't want me to pay back the money!

So my remaining conscience moved slightly and asked, "What do you want?"

I meant to give him a thank you gift, but what I didn't expect was that the little emperor paused and asked, "Can the fairy... smile at me?"

I looked at the little emperor in my hand, with his head turned to the other side, and immediately understood his plot. I dragged him to the sky twice, but I never let him see his face. I couldn't find anyone even if I tried to trace him , These words are called a thousand pieces of gold to buy a laugh, but they are actually trying to arrest me!

My quick-witted brain was racing.

I had an idea.

I slapped the little emperor on the back of the head.

The little emperor immediately fell into a half-dream and half-awake state.

I closed my eyes, held the little emperor roll in one hand, and pressed the back of his head with the other, trying to recall Xue Yujiao's charming gesture when she smiled at me.

Xue Yujiao is a great beauty in her own right. When she entered the martial arts world as a descendant of the Yin Gui Sect, she was nicknamed Qingfeng Yangu. The older she gets, the more charming she becomes. In fact, just think about it, even a warrior like me who breaks the void is hard Be on guard against her beauty tricks, and you will know the depth. She never uses things that confuse the mind with those men who are used to tease, but when it comes to me, every frown and smile is the [-]th level of the devil's Dafa.

Her appearance may not be as good as the little emperor's great beauty, but there is also a saying that beauty lies in the bones but not the skin.

A faint blush appeared on the little emperor's pale face.

This is the most useless one of my thirteen extraordinary skills, "Drunken Dreams", which allows people to receive hints while half asleep and half awake. It is a derivative skill of Sleeping Words. It can be one-way, that is to say, I can only convey my own consciousness to others, and cannot read other people's consciousness.

I slapped the little emperor again, and he passed out completely.

I put the little emperor back, took the key to open his private treasury at night, and took the [-] coins he promised me, without taking a penny more. I took the equivalent gold, and I sold the gold into gold. Pick up the gold cake and take it away.

The money should still be paid back, but it will be later, after all, there are not so many wanted criminals for me to catch.

I lived in that two-entry mansion.

Zhan Zhao was very surprised by this, maybe it was the first day I first came here, the scene of me standing naked in the wild forest left a deep impression on him.

I explained to him very sincerely, "This is hard-earned money, not stolen or robbed, really."

I spoke very seriously, without any intention of lying, so Zhan Zhao believed it, and I thought wittily, this is the hard-earned money of the common people, and the little emperor did not steal or rob it, I am really smart.

The wedding date of Zhan Zhao and I was set on the nineteenth day of the twelfth lunar month. It was rushed and many things were not complete. This was my own request. After all, in my opinion, getting married is just a situation, and getting someone is the real benefit.

Zhan Zhao originally didn't want to be so hasty, but after I slept with him again, he had no objection.

A lot of people came on the wedding day, because neither Zhan Zhao nor I had parents, so Mrs. Bao and Mrs. Bao sat in the upper seats. After paying homage to our parents, Zhan Zhao and I bowed to Mrs. Bao and Mrs. Bao again.

Mrs. Bao is as black as charcoal, but Mrs. Bao is white and fat, she looks very kind, and she gave me and Zhan Zhao each a big red envelope.

It's just that I was too naive at the time, and I always asked Mrs. Bao to come and sit more in the future when seeing off the guests.

Then Mrs. Bao came, and brought a large group of handkerchiefs, and handkerchiefs with their daughters, daughters-in-law... The martial arts training ground that was originally planned to be moved for Zhan Zhao has become a place for tea parties.

Mrs. Bao didn't have a daughter, but she was very enthusiastic about the young girl. She didn't know what I had misunderstood.

The wives she brought ranged from the prime minister's old wife to the merchant's bride, from all walks of life, and they all gathered together to talk lively. , The old man went to other people's yard again.

When the last topic was brought up, it immediately resonated with most middle-aged and elderly women. The tea party immediately boiled like a teapot with boiling water.

Mrs. Bao has a wife who died before, but she has no concubine's room, and her style is clean. Mrs. Bao is holding the old man in her hand, looking at everyone with a smile.

To be honest, I find it kind of boring.

A beautiful girl with a woman's hair combed near me looked a bit embarrassing. The eyebrows and eyes on her side were similar to her mother's. She took her daughter's hand and complained to Mrs. Bao, "That Li Sheng looked honest and honest. To be honest, he is the same junior, and Xiao Die likes him. Even though his family is poor, we didn’t look down on him, did we? But he is also a sneaky cat! We got married only last year, so far, There are a total of four girls in the room, and he asked him to get three of them!"

I blinked my eyes, and the mother-in-law complained about the cheating son-in-law, took my hand again, and told me in the tone of a person who came here, "Girl, you are an honest person, don't be so big-hearted! Men are the same Yes, no matter how ugly the girl in the room is, you have to guard against it! My Xiaodie suffered from this. Which of the girls in her room looks better than her? Auntie will tell you, a man’s heart grows on the bottom, so get excited No matter if it belongs to Xi Shi or Dong Shi! Lord Zhan looks like a good person, but you have to guard against it!"

Mrs. Bao looked at me, and several other ladies also looked at me. I thought I should say something at this time, after thinking about it, I said, "Zhan Zhao won't."

The aunt looked like she hated iron for being weak, "How can you believe a man's words!"

He is empty!

I shook my head sadly and didn't speak.

The aunt saw that I was not enlightened, so she shook her head, and then pulled her daughter to scold her son-in-law. Everyone agreed, and it was very lively.

After the tea party, I went to the kitchen to see that the tonic soup was about to be stewed, so I chopped a handful of leeks and put it in. Although the taste would become a bit strange, the effect was good.