After holding the thigh and overturning the car [Zhong Yingmei]

When standing at the gate of Arkham, Laila still felt very unreal.

Did she really leave Arkham that easily?Is the clown crazy?

Lila even wondered if the clown was Jack pretending to be, but after thinking about it, Jack must have been locked up by the clown, at least after what happened before, it is absolutely impossible for Jack to contact her again.

Lila felt that she probably underestimated the weight of what Ai Po asked her to say earlier.

As soon as Lila left Arkham, the system started counting down: "There is still one hour left before the completion of the main task."

But this time, Lyra wasn't at all worried that she'd be taken back to Arkham within an hour.

— because the clown was standing next to her.

That's right, Lyra left Arkham this time with the Joker.

After saying that she can leave Arkham, the clown told Lila, the first one asked him to give her some time, and the third one asked him to stay with her for a while Time will decide.

The disadvantage of leaving Arkham with the clown is that Laila is already ready to leave this world as soon as she completes the main task, and will no longer seek to fulfill the original owner Kim Schrödinger's wish.But the clown is by Laila's side, and Jack must be locked up by the clown, so Laila can't leave this world regardless of Jack's life or death.

After all, she and Jin are two completely different people, and even if Jin will have her memory after she leaves, she is not her.Jin's love for the clown will definitely make the clown feel something is wrong.At that time, neither Jin nor Jack's life safety could be guaranteed.

Lila needs to find a suitable time to leave this world.But since the clown seems to like her quite a bit now, she is not in any danger, and it doesn't hurt to stay in this world for a while.And staying with the clown, at least he doesn't have to worry about being caught by Batman.

Thinking of this, Laila felt relieved.She turned to look at the clown. During this period of time, her attitude towards the clown has always been cold, but today she rarely showed a smile.

"I want to change this suit." Laila grabbed the Arkham prisoner uniform she was wearing with disgust.

"Of course, my sweetheart." The clown seemed to think of something, and suddenly raised the corners of his lips, "Do you want to take a plane?"

Before Laila could answer, the clown dragged Laila into Arkham.

Leila:? ? ? ? ? ?How about letting me out?

Laila was dragged by the clown and returned to Arkham again, and the countdown of the system stopped.

The clown took Lila up the elevator in Arkham, and finally came to the top floor of Arkham.

—There is a helicopter parked here.

The Joker pulls Laila into the helicopter.As soon as Lila sat down, the clown started the helicopter, and soon the plane left Arkham.

Lyra went through a series of processes of leaving Arkham - returning to Arkham 5 minutes later - leaving Arkham again 5 minutes later.

The clown drove the helicopter and parked it on the rooftop of a large shopping mall in Gotham.

As soon as the helicopter landed, it was surrounded by a circle of security guards with guns.

"Who is it?" The leading security officer yelled loudly with a loudspeaker.

The Joker opened the door of the helicopter and stepped out.

“啊啊啊啊啊啊小丑来了！！！！！！”为首的安保人员连喇叭都忘记关掉了。In a critical moment, he ran away from the position next to the rooftop with a speed comparable to that of the world record holder.

The security personnel who had surrounded the helicopter all dispersed, and their actual actions proved how terrifying the clown is.

When Laila stretched out her legs and poked her head out of the helicopter, there was no one else on the rooftop except the clown and her.

Laila: The circle just now disappeared so quickly?

Facing the clown's outstretched arm, Laila naturally held him, and the two of them went down the stairs on the roof together and entered the mall.

When they entered the mall, the entire mall was empty.

What kind of speed is this.Seeing the deserted and quiet shopping mall, Laila sincerely sighed.

The good thing about the empty mall is that Laila can choose whatever clothes she likes.After all, if he really went to buy clothes, Jin was a thoroughly poor man, and all the little money he had was spent on buying clown accessories, and he had no savings at all.And the Joker doesn't look like someone who can buy things with money.

Leila walked into a store without any burden, took a mint green dress, went into the fitting room, and changed into her Arkham prisoner uniform.

"Let's go?" After turning around in front of the mirror and confirming that the dress suits her well, Laila took the clown's hand and planned to leave the mall.

"Don't look any more, sweetheart?"

Lila shook her head, "You've made such a big commotion, Batman should be here in a while."

"Batman?" Lyra sensed some danger from the clown's tone.

"I just don't want someone to interrupt our alone time."

The clown was obviously pleased by Lila's words, and there was a smile in his voice: "So where does my kitty want to go next?"

"Where do you want to go?" Laila tilted her head and looked at the clown, "I want to go where you want to go."

The girl's blue eyes were very close to him, so close that he was the only figure in the sea that seemed to only appear in those silly fairy tales.

The clown seemed to hear the sound of the waves in his heart.

……

Before the clown and Lila left the mall, Lila went to the bathroom.

She managed to contact Daisy.

Although Laila herself didn't have a phone, she found a cell phone in the fitting room just now.

"You have already left Arkham, when will Jin come back?" Daisy knew that the clown had left Arkham with Lila before, received the call and confirmed that the person on the other side of the phone was Lila, Daisy asked the first sentence The words are about gold.

"If Kim comes back now, both Kim and you will die," Lyra said. "You help me save Jack, and I'll help you and Kim get out of Gotham, so that the Joker can never find you."

Daisy on the other side of the phone was silent for a few seconds, and finally agreed to Lila's request.

"I'll figure it out, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to."

"I trust you," Lila said, "I will send you the location of me and the clown in real time, and come to me when you rescue Jack."

On the third day after Lila left Arkham and was doing things with the Joker all over Gotham, Daisy finally found an opportunity to let Jack go.

After letting Jack go, Daisy contacts Lila again.

When Daisy contacts Lila, she and the Joker are on a boat on the Finger River in Gotham.After receiving the news from Daisy, Lila coquettishly told the clown that she was tired of staying on the boat and wanted to take a walk on land.

Joker did not refuse Lyra's request, and they disembarked at the next port.Daisy, who received the news of Lila's location, also rushed to the port and hid nearby.

After getting off the boat, Laila took out a box of bubble gum and poured out two, "Do you want to eat?"

The clown picked one up and put it in his mouth.Lyra also picked up the remaining one and threw it into her mouth.

Standing by the raging Finger River, the Joker suddenly said, "Sweetheart, the third request."

In the past few days, she was doing things in Gotham with the clown, and Laila almost forgot the three requirements.Hearing the clown talk suddenly, felt a little unreal.

"A kiss from you."

Laila opened her eyes wide and looked at the clown strangely.She didn't expect the clown's third request to be so simple. Speaking of which, both of them have kissed countless times, although the clown didn't know why he didn't kiss her recently, but only kissed her on the cheek a few times.But didn't the clown forcefully kiss her several times before, why did he suddenly change his way this time?

Of course, asking for simplicity is a good thing for Laila.With a sweet smile on her face, she stood on tiptoe and kissed the clown's lips.

When Lila's lips just touched the clown's, she heard the prompt from the system.

"Fulfill Kim's wish 'clown's loving kiss'."

Hearing the system's prompt, Lila didn't react for a moment, and also forgot that her lips and the clown's were still touching.Seeing that a few seconds passed and Lila still didn't move, the clown pressed the back of Lila's head and deepened the kiss.

And Lyra was still in a state of shock.For a moment, she didn't know whether she should be surprised that the original owner was so ambitious and had such an impossible wish; She expected that a lunatic like the clown would know how to love, and the most magical thing was that the clown really did.

Of course, Laila was very happy to have fulfilled the original owner's wish—it meant that she got a gold medal to avoid death.As for her completing the task of the clown's loving kiss, it also shows that the clown fell in love with her.Laila's scum girl spoke: What does this have to do with me, I'm just an innocent kitten.

Lyra noticed Daisy hiding behind the boulder, and she thought it was time.

The Joker would fall in love with her, a possibility that Laila had never dreamed of.But this has nothing to do with her, she is leaving here soon.

Lyra gestured to Daisy behind her back.

After the kiss was over, the clown found that this kiss was different from all the previous kisses, and he almost drowned in that deep sea.

After separating from the clown, Laila took a few steps back, and there seemed to be something else in the blue sea.

"Although you are a lunatic, I actually like you quite a bit. You and Jack are completely different. If you have to compare them, of course I like you more."

"Sweetheart, even if you say so, I will not give up the first request."

Lila put her index finger on the clown's lips, "Listen to me."

"But I'm not Jin," Lyra said. "I borrowed her body for a while. Arkham bound me, and when I left Arkham, I was free and free to leave this world." .And now, I'm leaving here."

"Are you kidding me, honey?"

"Am I kidding, you'll find out right away."

Lila said to the system in her mind: "System, open the channel."

After completing the main mission, Laila can open the passage to leave this universe.However, only her soul can leave the tunnel, while Jin's body will still remain in this world.

Laila tapped the void lightly with her fingers, and where her fingertips landed, layers of water waves were stirred up, and there was a small void in the center of the water waves.

In the depths of that nothingness, there are countless starlights twinkling, and countless tiny stars revolve around the black circle, forming a spiral pattern.

The nothingness grew until it was big enough to hold Lyra.

Lyra tiptoed, leaped, and fell backwards.

The clown felt that his consciousness was getting more and more blurred. He believed what Lila said earlier, and realized that Lila had just added ingredients to his bubble gum.

Although everything in front of his eyes was blurred, the clown still managed to find the gun at his waist.He drew his gun, pointed at Lyra, and pulled the trigger.

Unlike the previous two sudden soft-heartedness at the last moment, although the clown's consciousness has been blurred, this time, he aimed well.

The bullet passed through Lyra's heart.

The author has something to say: Because of the clip tomorrow (Wednesday), the update will be between eleven o'clock and twelve o'clock in the evening.There will be more!

The world of Leapfrog Arkham is over, the next world is Avengers!There will be a small number of X-Men. (Although it is said to be the end, after all, we are all one universe... Do you understand?)

Angry and sad about not getting tickets to the X-Men premiere.Is the server of Damai.com made of potatoes?I made an appointment to go to the premiere with my neighbor Bian Jiuhuan, but both of us got stuck on Damai.com's spicy chicken server :)

Today, I will share with you Amway and my unlucky Bian Jiuhuan Xiaotiantian's article.It's all over, you can rest assured to watch it!

"[Journey to the West] The Tucao Emperor Delayed by Buddhism" Bian Jiuhuan

Summary:

This article encourages from the perspective of Avalokitesvara, complaining all over the world.

I crossed over and became Avalokitesvara.

Male and female, compassion is boundless.

When I didn't time travel, I was always curious, Guanyin Bodhisattva has a male and female appearance, so is there a little chirp?

After I crossed over, I looked down...

oh.some.

I thought I could save the world, but I didn't expect Tathagata to say to me, "I'll leave that brat, Monkey King, to you."

So, what I do every day is to deal with the aftermath of the mess for the Tathagata, for the Monkey King, for the Jade Emperor, and for other Bodhisattvas.

Bodhisattva's salary is not easy to get these days.

I am a good Avalokitesvara with tens of millions of believers. Since then, I have been running around on the road of dressing up as a woman to deceive the monster to seize the cassock |

……

I have played everything from Fairy Lingbo to old woman in her eighties.

If Sun Wukong didn't cause trouble for me for a day, I would be so moved that tears would flow down my face, and I would burn three sticks of incense and worship three times in my own temple.

"When a Superhero Becomes a Stickman [Comprehensive]" Bian Jiuhuan

Summary:

Good superhero, how can you become a stickman when you become a stickman?

This is a story of a heroine who travels into a movie but uses the size of the other person's head to judge aesthetics...

Note: Ma Liang, the heroine, draws anything that comes true.

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The first step of flirting: first grab the other party's tie, then lift the other party's chin...

Adele: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻The stickman still has a jaw?!"

The second step of flirting: Steal the car keys from the other party's trouser pocket and walk proudly in front of him.

Adele: "I can't even see where his pants are!! What the hell is a trouser pocket!"

You stickmen who don't wear clothes and are conservative!I've had enough, I want to go home!