HP told my dad to hit you after school

"Respected guests, leaders, teachers, and students."

Isa read dryly.

Voldemort sat on the sofa in his living room, stirring his coffee lifelessly and listening.

"Today, we turn 15 and are about to face one of the greatest challenges of our lives—"

"—the OWLS exam."

"At the age of 15, let us sweat and compose the music of youth without regret! This beautiful memory of the students working together will always shine in your hearts..."

Voldemort yawned.

"Father, listen carefully!" Isa was dissatisfied, "I wrote it all afternoon!"

"Just write this thing?" Voldemort narrowly suppressed his eyes.

Isa is going to explode: "I think it's very well written!"

Voldemort took a sip of his coffee and literally rolled his eyes.

"If you really talk about this at the mobilization meeting, you will all get D for this session."

Isa is not satisfied with this.Dean Slughorn gave her an urgent task last night. Tomorrow, after the fifth grade opening ceremony, there will be an OWLS exam mobilization meeting for her, a student representative, to deliver a speech.

Isa is full of ambition!

Ah, fifth grade!And OWLS!What is this equivalent to? !It is equivalent to the third year of high school and the college entrance examination, students!

Senior year!It was a crazy and wonderful memory!A room full of people stayed up all night with black eye sockets!

She has already figured out how to share her learning experience, recommend learning portfolios, and make a review plan——

Voldemort looked indifferent: "You do well in the exam yourself, what do they do."

Isa stared and puffed up her chest, revealing the shiny prefect badge she had specially attached: "I want to be responsible to our academy!"

Voldemort perfunctory: "Well, well, well."

Since the owl sent the prefect badge at the end of July, Isa has been in a state of excitement, especially after knowing that Snape is the male prefect, she was so excited that she almost exploded, and wrote a warm thank you letter to Deng overnight. Not much.

Old Deng was almost confused: I chose Snape, why did you thank me?

The reason for choosing Snape was simple.There are only two boys at the level of Slytherin. Avery's grades are really hot, and he has been confined a lot in the past.Dean Slughorn gave him no thought at all.

Male and female prefects usually act together, so there is a high chance of making a pair.Unless you choose Isa and Snape at the same time, it will be the Snake Court Shura Field.

Snape was also a little surprised, but it was very refreshing to think that he was a prefect and Zhan Dalu and Xi Dagou were not him.

Voldemort has the pride of inheritance, ah, this badge is in my daughter's hand!

Isa asked around enthusiastically, and found that the prefects of Gryffindor were Lily and Remus.She is very happy, so she can join Lily to eat melon seeds and go on patrol!

Narcissa: Where did you put me!

Isa even pinned the badge on before reading her speech to her dad as an honor.

"Your manuscript can be whatever you want." Voldemort motioned Isa to sit beside him. "Let's talk about you."

Isa obediently walked to the sofa and sat down. Voldemort knocked on the coffee table, and a cup of hot cocoa appeared on the coffee table.

"Isa," he considered his words, "you're 15."

Isa nodded.

"You should think about the future."

Yisha was surprised: "Dad, I'm 15 years old!"

Voldemort emphasized: "Yes, you are 15 years old!"

Yisha didn't know what her father was emphasizing: "15 years old is only the third year of junior high school?! Yes, so OWLS should be the high school entrance examination? I, I mean, I'm still so young..."

Pretending to be tender and brazen.

"Little?" Voldemort felt that his daughter was really spoiled. "You will be an adult in the next year! I can do odd jobs when I am 15! Shouldn't you start planning your own future path?"

A wizard who legally exploits youth labor!Aren't you ashamed?

What was she thinking about when she was 15 years old...

High school entrance examination, high school entrance examination, yes.

I haven't even made up my mind about high school, what's the use of thinking about my future path!

Voldemort was still staring at her gravely, waiting for her reply.Yisha squeezed her chin with a headache, and said with three points of teasing and seven points of seriousness: "Then I will be your divination bird."

Voldemort's countenance changed.He leaned back, frowned, and hissed, "You really thought it through?"

Isa shook her head: "No, no, no, I'm just kidding."

"The divination bird is a bird that predicts death, this can't be used as a joke—"

"Yes I understand I'm sorry Dad! I actually want to be Minister of Magic!"

Voldemort was satisfied.

"You're dreaming," he said cheerfully.

Yisha slumped on the sofa: "Huh."

"I know you have always liked fame and power. You just want to be a high-ranking person with both fame and fortune. The Minister of Magic just meets this condition. But you are not so cruel, you can't do this." Voldemort analyzed for the girl, "You don't want to be a minister if I'm here, and it's a pity that you take the second place..."

"How about I get rid of Thatcher?" Isa's eyes sparkled, "I can be the second female prime minister, the first wizard prime minister! We should control Great Britain from the inside out—"

Voldemort felt silly kindly: "It's not dark yet, stop dreaming."

Isa is not afraid at all: "I will apply to Cambridge Law School as soon as I graduate from Hogwarts!"

Voldemort hehe: "No way. After graduation, you can travel for me. After traveling, you will inherit DE company."

A fool pretended to be stupid: "I can't be a good businessman."

Voldemort: "You want to be a politician even if you can't do business well!?"

Isa patted her chest: "I have faith!"

Voldemort rolled his eyes again: "Read the beliefs of Muggle communism. Do you believe that those Muggles hacked you out?"

Isa whimpered.

"To inherit the DE Corporation," Voldemort said without a doubt, "you can't become a politician. You will shine in the future, in another field."

Being a CEO or something...

Isa asked: "If you inherit the company, OWLS shouldn't need all O's, right?"

Voldemort lowered his face: "You little red guy, don't even think about it."

Hogwarts Express, Blacks together, plus Isa.

"She said: Sirius, you are 15, it's time to think about the future."

Sirius choked to imitate Walburga.

Regulus hehehe: "Then you howl with a silly face: Mom, I want to be an Auror!"

Narcissa, who watched the whole process, added: "Then my aunt picked up the study case in hand and hit him on the head."

Bella gloated: "Stupid dog was teary--"

Sirius protested, "I'm not in tears—"

"Then Mom said seriously, it's time for you to pick on your fiancée." Regulus went on, "She blamed Sirius for not doing it sooner—"

"Don't say it, don't say it, let's talk about death—"

"—so much for Isa." Lei Gu said with a blank expression, "She wants Isa to be her daughter-in-law even in her dreams."

Sirius covered his face and let out a doggy whimper.

Isa was dazed with a licorice lollipop in her mouth.

"So he stormed out the door before Mama pulled in a bunch of girls—"

"—to Potter's house. And stayed for a month." Narcissa added.

Isa applauded: "Run away from home, you can, big brother, you can."

"I don't want to be a Patriarch! How, how boring!" Sirius wailed. "I want to be an Auror!"

"Sirius!" Bella became serious, "Are you worthy of the treatment of your heir since childhood?"

Sirius stared at him angrily: "Could it be that they raised me not to make me an adult, but to inherit the family?"

Bella said with a face: Ah, why not?Narcissa and Isa couldn't bear it, and Leigu didn't know what he was thinking.

"Actually..." Yisha said hesitantly, "Is it contradictory to be an Auror and be the head of the family?"

"Of course!" Bella said anxiously, "He will be attacked, poisoned, blinded, and lost... The Black family can't stand this!"

"And the head of the family has to entertain and manage, this is not allowed, that is not allowed..." Sirius pointed with his fingers.

Isa: "Oh..."

She thought for a while and snapped her fingers: "Yes!"

"You can go to a men's hospital to prove that you have caused irreparable damage to your fertility because of riding a broom—"

Sirius murmured, "So my mother will take the initiative to remove me. Wonderful."

Other Blake:  …

Mist grass? !

"If you dare—" Bella reached for the wand, "I'll destroy it for you right now!"

Sirius: Come on!

"But to be honest, are you really assured of handing over the Black family to him?" Isa persuaded Bella, "Maybe he will destroy the Black family?"

Bella felt the same, but she was just angry.

"The one in the red school uniform, you little traitor..." Bella gritted her teeth.

Sirius just got a proposal and was overjoyed. He planned to go back to discuss it with Zhan Dalu, opened the door of the car and ran away.Isa is also going to the prefect's compartment.

"I think, well..." She finally persuaded Bella, "Some things are more important than honor."

Bella slammed her away: "Don't worry about it."

"Sev!" Issa opened the prefect's car, "Lily! Remus!"

"Yo yo Isa!" Lily smiled and waved, and Remus nodded gently.

Snape folded his hands, pursed his lips slightly, and looked up at her.

Isa, the prefect of the other two colleges, also knew each other.This year's prefects are unexpectedly familiar, and everyone chatters about the responsibilities that prefects should undertake.

"Inspect the carriage, stop fighting, confiscate contraband..." Lily snapped her fingers.

"Gryffindor's mission is particularly heavy," Snape said lightly.Remus rubbed his face deflatedly.

"But the prefect's treatment is also great!" Isa was excited, "Look at this carriage! How big! How spacious! It is said that the prefect also has a separate big bathroom!"

Snape wondered why the words came out of her mouth like this: "It's the prefect's bathroom."

Isa: "That's the big bathhouse."

Snape: ...well, whatever you want.

Lily raised her hand: "Can the prefect deduct points?"

Former professor: "No."

Isa thought for a while: "It shouldn't be possible. After all, the prefect is not as fair as the professor...just..."

She glanced at a former professor.

Hmm... It seems that a certain professor is not fair...

Harry's mother watched her anxiously.Isa thinks this is simply flattering.

You are about to be abused by him!

The Hufflepuff prefect handed out the school discipline checklist, and Isa read it carefully.

First graders are not allowed to bring brooms, alcoholic beverages are not allowed in school, X-notes are not allowed in class, night tours are not allowed after curfew, and exams are not allowed...

Isa silently moved towards Snape.Snape glanced at her:?

Don't they say they violated 80% of the school rules?

However, since I became a superior, does this mean that...

It will be more convenient to violate the school rules in the future!

Snape: Huh.

"First year, first year follow me, first year Slytherin—"

The drowsy freshmen quickly got up and followed Sister Slytherin.

As soon as they are assigned to Slytherin, they can shake hands with the legendary school beauty Slytherin!The key point is that she is still the daughter of the male god Minister Fu!I heard that X-note was also invented by her!

The girls followed closely behind the prefect, and the boys timidly went to Snape.

...Ma Ma, this male prefect looks so fierce QAQ

"Well, senior, let me ask..." A little girl raised her hand, "Are you, are you... the god of death in the drama of the Three Brothers?"

Snape looked over blankly.The little girl couldn't help but shrink her neck.

This, this aura must be the god of death!

As the most classic video of Magic TV, the Three Brothers drama has been watched by almost every wizarding family.Immediately after the performance, the actors will be recognized when they go out.Given that they both performed on aging drugs, people would compare their adult appearance to what they are now.

Snape received the most comfort:

It's okay, the god of death is big!You still have 20cm of room to grow!

It's okay, the god of death is big!The male duck voice during the voice change period is not a problem at all!Your voice is so charming when you grow up!

It's okay, the god of death is big!Eighteen male transformations!You will become handsome!

Two years later, Snape also completely changed his voice, and his height also jumped up.So he is more and more similar to Death God, and there are not many people who recognize him.This group of freshmen has many fans of Death God:

"Oh my god, the senior is the god of death! I didn't even see it!"

"I said, senior, you look very familiar!"

"Seniors, seniors, will you still act in dramas in the future?"

Snape gritted his teeth: "No more acting."

"Senior, I think you are very handsome!" The little girl who was the first to recognize him blushed, "Senior, I want to ask a question..."

Isa looked sideways.

"In the drama, in the drama, is your CP your fiancée..."

Snape: "...No!"

Isa clam laughed out loud.

"But in reality, yes." She took Snape's hand and winked at the radish heads.

The freshmen of the second child X fiancée CP:! ! !

White teeth!Why would they tear down their CP if they didn't agree with each other!

Yisha told them seriously: "The one who plays the second child is actually my junior.......Ah, the common room is here. The password is: make a fuss."

She watched with satisfaction as some newborn right hands twitched reflexively.

The stone wall opened, just as Regulus and Narcissa were inside.

"Second!"

"Mrs. Beauty!"

The Blake siblings who were suddenly surrounded by fans were stunned.

"Okay, girls, there will be more opportunities to see them in the future, come and follow me back to the dormitory—" Yisha hurriedly rescued her friends.

Snape was much simpler and rude: "There will be no confinement in the dormitory before curfew."

Woow, the god of death is so fierce!

Isa watched the freshmen walking towards the dormitory, and whispered in Snape's ear, "Do you think we are like strict fathers and loving mothers..."

She got a Slytherin deduction of twenty points.

Gee.

After seeing off the freshmen, the Slytherin fifth year remained in the common room.Slughorn came to give them an OWLS pep meeting.He said a few words briefly, and let Isa come forward to speak.

Isa took out the speech from her pocket, cleared her throat, and went up with her head held high.

There are only six Slytherins in the fifth year, and they know each other very well.All five in the audience, except Snape, winked at her from below.

Isa originally wanted to put on a good air as a student, but she couldn't hold it back, and burst out laughing.

The bottom is also hahahaha.

Slughorn didn't care, sinking into the sofa and rubbing his belly to watch.

"Well, then I won't talk nonsense." Isa rubbed the speech, "Everyone knows the importance of OWLS this year, and not getting enough grades will affect your employment."

"but!"

"We don't study for grades!"

"Narcissa, you want to be the wife of the housewife;" she pointed to them one by one, "All you have to do is to learn the magic of becoming the housewife, not Muggle research; Scarlett, if you want to run a magazine, you have to work hard for the interview Study the history of magic and spells; Epra, you want to go to the Finance Department of the Ministry of Magic, you have to deal with goblins, and you have to master economics and mathematics, so you have to study magical animals and arithmetic and divination; Avery, you want to join Hornets, although I think the Comets are the best, but you have to practice Quidditch and herbal potions, and injuries are common; and Snape, you don't need to say, you want to marry me—”

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Slughorn: "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"We are not slaves to our subjects," Isa smiled and looked around, "We are the masters of our own future. So this year, no matter how tired, irritable, or wanting to burn homework and bomb the school—"

"Think about your dreams."

She puts her hand on her left chest.

"Don't regret for a moment of slack for a lifetime."

Slughorn applauded.

"So," Isa unfolded the rubbed speech again, "I won't lend you my homework this year—"

"what?!"

"Don't, please, please don't!"

"I recommend a few study cases." The eldest daughter of the editor-in-chief Fu smiled sweetly, ""38 Sets" 1975 edition, "Five-Year OWLS Three-Year Simulation", "Crazy Small Problems", "Hogwarts Real Exam Workbook" "..."

At this moment, Isa deeply felt what it was like to be the Dark Lord!

That's cool!

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Final exam on the 11th, winter vacation on the 18th.