[Comprehensive Master Tutor + Pirates] The Mafia from the Age of Great Pirates

My name is Portgas D. Ann, and I have a violent brother, a gentle stepbrother, and a crybaby stepbrother.Violent brother always takes the lead when we make troubles, gentle brother is a peacemaker who plays a mediating role among us, crybaby brother is an idiot who is as noisy as my own brother and is often beaten and cried by my own brother!

In fact, I always thought that among the four of us, only my brother-in-law and I had brains, and the brains of my own brother and my brother-in-law were eaten by these two foodies themselves!

I also have a bastard father who turned himself in foolishly before my mother gave birth to me and my brother, but he is still a notorious big pirate, and the final punishment is to be sent to hell by Ming Zhengdian up!

Because of this man's stupid behavior, our mother had to use special measures to barely save us, but she passed away.

Oh, now I still have a funny grandpa, an idiot uncle, and a cold and powerful teacher.My idiot uncle took me away from my mother. It is said that I was dying of hunger for three days and three nights. I don’t know if it’s because my idiot grandpa is taking my brother’s. At that time, there was soy sauce in my eyes, and I ignored it!

Then I was given a chance to be adopted by a redheaded idiot uncle who smiled silly all the time and always smelled heavily of alcohol.Fortunately, he has a conscientious, responsible, general-minded, and intelligent deputy captain who has taught me to read and write, and regulated my behavior since I can remember.

After I was able to walk, run and jump, the idiot uncle found me a swordsmanship master. This is a very cold, tall man with sharp golden eyes and a serious look.I was very afraid of him at first, but after being thrown here by the idiot uncle, I had to face this man alone.At first, when he stood next to me and asked me to practice basic knife skills, my hand that held the knife was trembling, and he was very impatient with me at that time.

But after getting along for a week, I found that this person is actually very good, at least he took good care of me, and then my sword skills began to improve.Although my master always looked down on me impatiently, he was still very serious when teaching me.Master's swordsmanship is very strong, and the giant baboons in the place where he lives are very afraid of him. I was lucky enough to see the scene where he split the sea water. At that time, he became the most admired figure in my heart!

Carrying on his back almost all the time a huge, broad and long black knife, which he says is his most important companion.He also said to me that only when you regard your knife as your partner can you go further on the road of the strong.

At this point, everyone should understand that, in fact, I also have a little bit of pursuit of strength.

Master is more perverted than Uncle Beckman in some aspects, such as not being able to make a sound when eating, because it will affect his appetite; Kick the quilt, that is, the sleeping posture should be good-looking.Mouth!How can this kind of thing be controlled!When I fall asleep, I lose consciousness!

I refuted his request on the spot, and he just gave me a deadpan glance, and just when I thought it was over, I had the darkest period of my life.

Do you know how my master did it?He actually pulled me up to practice the knife in the middle of the night!Just because I sleep and snore!After being bullied for a long time, I actually developed the ability to sleep peacefully, I can't believe it!

Later, when I achieved some success in swordsmanship, the red-haired idiot uncle who I suspected had long forgotten me came to my master again. He said that he was going to the East China Sea to see the hometown of the former captain and play there. , intending to take me there, I was excited at the time.

Of course, if I knew at that time that the captain of this guy was my bastard father, I would definitely break up with him!

The master agreed very easily, but when I boarded the boat with them like a little nobleman, the master threatened the idiot uncle: "If the brat turns into a rascal like you when you come back, just wait for me to cut you down!" die."

Well, in fact, Master is very concerned about me, but the way is too perverted.

And the idiot uncle actually replied idiotically: "Don't care about those messes!"

Uncle, you are actually the messiest one.

At that time, I was seven years old.

After that, I was taken to the East China Sea and came to a place called Luoge Town.I followed him to a square with a rusty execution platform in the center.At that time, he lowered the straw hat on his head, his expression was heavy, and he exuded a sad breath.

He said it was where his former captain had been executed, and besides, he said nothing.

I didn't feel much about this, because I didn't know his former captain, I just thought their captain was too weak. In contrast, my bastard father at least surrendered himself instead of being caught of.I didn't realize at the time that the captain the idiot was talking about was actually my bastard father.

I knew One Piece Gore? D? Roger was my father when I was very young, when I first called Uncle Idiot father.

He said to me: "Your father is a great man, he created a new era!"

It sounds very domineering. Apart from the resentment of my father's early death, I am still a little proud. The one who can create an era is indeed a great person.But later I heard him say: "Your mother is an amazing woman, thanks to her you can survive."

So I asked him where was my mother, and he told me everything, including that because of my father, the navy hunted and killed people born in that year, including that my mother used a secret method to keep me in her belly Rido survived for ten months, but she lost her life for it.

So I silently crossed out the previous adjective for my father, and replaced the definition of my father with "bastard".Even if he was going to die, he should wait until she was born and take care of everything in the house before going to die, so that his mother would not die!

So, I, who originally said I would take the surname of the idiot uncle, decided to take the surname of my amazing mother.So, my name is—Portgas D. Ann, not Gore D. Ann.

When I told the idiot uncle about this decision, his mood was obviously very depressed, and it seemed to be mixed with some disappointment.I can probably understand, from his tone, I can infer that he should adore that One Piece - the so-called father, but I didn't inherit his surname, he probably regretted it.

After the idiot uncle missed the place where his captain was executed, we were really playing in the East China Sea.In fact, I don't understand it. Shouldn't ordinary people miss that person's hometown or the place where they have left deep memories with that person?The execution platform or something, should it be said that the brain circuit of an idiot is really different from that of a normal person?

Speaking of which, after returning to the boat, I really had an extremely relaxed life. Is there really a difference if there is a comparison?Master's place is simply not a human life!

Occasionally, some unsightly pirates come to the door to provoke, and the result is... some pirates can be easily killed by me.The pirates in the East China Sea are really weak!Not even the weakest baboons in the place where my master lives!

Probably because I grew up in a place where the weak prey on the strong and where there is basically no moral integrity, I have no sense of guilt for the expected murder. Master taught me: "Those enemies who block our progress should be cut down by us. This is the way of the strong."

So, if you look at it according to the values ​​of normal people, in fact, I still look crooked...

Later, we came to a place called Windmill Village, where the folk customs are simple and unexpectedly harmonious.If it were on the Great Route, such a place would either be isolated from the world or be enslaved, or it would have been destroyed long ago.

After going to the island, the first thing my stubborn idiot uncle went to was the bar.So I followed the troop into the bar.

This bar is surprisingly clean, much better than the noisy and chaotic bars on other islands before. There were traffickers trying to abduct her in the bar before. After the threat was useless, he shot the person himself.

The proprietress of the bar is a young, beautiful, gentle and virtuous woman named Makino. She is very popular with everyone, and of course, she is also very popular with me—her crafts are very good, and I want to say that I actually have a little bit of a foodie. , really, just a little bit!

Then, I met the crybaby slug Meng Qi? D? Luffy who will become my foster brother in the future. I never imagined that such a powerful person like me would have a crybaby brother!

The first time we met was terrible. After this kid who was three years younger than me was teased by that idiot uncle Shanks, this bastard actually snatched the fried noodles that Miss Makino made for me!

That nasty little kid!I just took a bite, bastard!Do you really want to be thrown into a group of baboons by Lao Tzu to tune, teach, do you!

The author has something to say:

Do you believe it?It took me almost an hour just to shorten the copy!

It's a long life!I actually forgot the character limit of 500!

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