[Korean entertainment] It's not easy to be a male god's assistant

Kang Qiao who received Zheng Yunhao's call for help: "..." How can this person be so capable!It’s okay to run here without saying a word, if you take a taxi, you will get off at a strange place.

The silence of this Kang Qiao made Zheng Yunhao very anxious. The two girls who passed by just now looked at him with strange eyes. Thanks to the small crew cut, he looked like a lot of passers-by, otherwise I would have to explain here today.Throwing away these boring thoughts, Zheng Yunhao squinted his eyes and looked at the door again: "I think if you don't come to save me, there should be news tomorrow—— Zheng Yunhao came to China in a low-key vacation, suspected of having a secret relationship with a female student from a medical university... "

Obviously something that should be worried, but I don't know where it hits Kang Qiao's laughter. If it wasn't because it was everyone's nap time, she would definitely burst out laughing.Rubbing her aching stomach from holding back her laughter, Kang Qiao wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and said in a low voice, "I don't see that you still have the potential to be an editor. The title is really well edited, but the female student of the medical university can change it to be pretty. Female doctors, female students, etc. I feel that there is a big age difference between us."

"Pretty female doctor? Then this is really wronging me. My fiancée is obviously a rustic mountain boy. The more she looks, the uglier she becomes."

Kang Qiao, who didn't sleep well in the afternoon and was ugly: "..."

After directly hanging up the phone, Kang Qiao took out a very old-fashioned picture from her mobile phone and sent it to Zheng Yunhao as an MMS.Then he edited another text message, turned off his phone and climbed out of bed when he was done, put on his clothes and prepared to pick someone up.

The photo is of Zheng Yunhao wearing a school uniform on a junior high school trip. Even he is surprised to see that such a guy can rely on his face for food~~ So I said that he was not good-looking when he was young, and he is more handsome when he grows up. ?

After reading the black history, I was reminiscing about my youth, and then a text message popped up - [I knew you earlier, maybe it will be different now, village boy! ] Hehe~ This photo must have been taken out by his mother to show off, saying that he wants to get to know him better.But Zheng Yunhao thinks it is unnecessary, after all their understanding of each other is already very "deep" (*≧w≦)

[It's really different. If I had known me at this time, our son would probably be able to make soy sauce by now. 】【Beast!I was in elementary school then! 】

Who is the beast!She actually thought of him as a yy elementary school student...

Seeing Zheng Yunhao standing in the corner by the gate, Kang Qiao approached step by step, his eyes full of longing. Can Zheng Yunhao say that his heart felt like a "normal thumping" deer when they looked at each other?

Standing in front of Zheng Yunhao, Kang Qiao deliberately ignored his open arms, suddenly stood on tiptoe, held his face with both hands, and then slowly approached...

Oh, this is about to offer a kiss~~ Zheng Yunhao feels that this is the right time to come.After all the kisses, can the fiery night be far behind?Thinking about it makes him hard.Seeing that the face of his sweetheart was still a fist away from him, Zheng Yunhao pouted his lips in a particularly cooperative manner and waited.

However, what was waiting for him was a tease. Seeing that the two of them were about to kiss, and their lips touched, Kang Qiao suddenly stopped and asked with a suppressed smile, "Could it be...do you think I want to kiss you?"

I'm sorry... Zheng Yunhao's head is full of being tricked now!Got tricked!quilt!play!up!

Before Zheng Yunhao could react, Kang Qiao pushed his face aside with all his strength, "This pout is really ugly! Looking at you now, why do you look uglier and uglier?"

It's too late to be ugly!Zheng Yunhao took advantage of her smugness and turned his head to sip on her lips, and let out a loud "chirp", and a girl who was obviously single passed by and cast disgusted eyes on the two of them.

"..." Being attacked by surprise, and then being rejected by schoolmates, Kang Qiao felt that he couldn't stay here any longer, so he took out a mask from his pocket and put it on, and gave Zheng Yunhao one back, then held his hand and said: " Come with me."

Zheng Yunhao loves to hear these words, he likes these three words precisely!There was a soft "um", and then with a clever twist of the hand, it changed from "small hands holding big hands" to "big hands holding small hands".

It was very cold in Beijing in November, and it was a must-have for going out this day, down jackets, masks, hats, and scarves. Zheng Yunhao was afraid of being recognized, and these things were even more important, but his forgetful temper caused everything except the down jacket to disappear.

On the way to the hotel, Conchote graciously bought another set for him. When tidying up the scarf, he emphasized: "I bought this for you, you can figure it out!"

"Warm~~" Zheng Yunhao avoided the important and changed the subject, "It's full of your love for me~"

Glancing at him, Kang Qiao didn't answer, but instead asked as if thinking of something: "Where's your luggage?" Trying on the scarf and hat just now, Kang Qiao found that his hands were empty!Now that the scarf and hat are settled, if it is really what she thinks, she wants to kill someone!

"I didn't bring it." What kind of luggage do you want? If you waste time packing this, how many times can you have sex!

"That's okay, if you lose it, then I..." Before finishing speaking, Kang Qiao waved his hands as if he didn't want to say more.Instead, she dragged him into a supermarket, ran to the living area, and bought... inside!pants!You don't need to change your clothes and underwear, even if he is Zheng Yunhao, he doesn't want to get close to her.

Having worked as an assistant, Kang Qiao knows the size of Zheng Yunhao's underwear, whether he prefers to wear triangle or boxer, and what color he likes.After choosing, I was about to go to the other side to buy socks, when I caught a glimpse of a magical thing out of the corner of my eye.

Elephant panties!

Kang Qiao took a box and put it in Zheng Yunhao's hands, smirking: "Would you like to try this? It's very warm~" Xiao Dingding wrapped it up alone, of course it keeps warm!

If he was drinking water at this moment, Zheng Yunhao must have choked to death, he could only gasp when there was no water, looking at the little woman who was getting bigger and bigger in front of him, the old driver Zheng Yunhao officially went online, and put the box back completely , Disdainfully said: "One size fits all, too small." His little brother is definitely not as small as an elephant's nose.

Kang Qiao didn't say anything, Zheng Yunhao immediately said, "You should know, right?"

"..." She felt that squeezes could always fit in.But she didn't say this, she always felt that if she said it, she would be punished.

"Also, the warmest place..." Zheng Yunhao whispered next to Kang Qiao's ear, "It's here with you!"

I don't like it...it's so fucking filthy!

This is not enough, Zheng Yunhao licked the small round earlobe lightly under the cover of the down jacket, felt her body shake suddenly, and then seductively said: "Make Xiao Yunhao warm at night?"

Resisting the urge to overwhelm him immediately, Kang Qiao pretended to be nonchalant and drove: "I keep him warm, so what can he do for me?"

Zheng Yunhao raised his finger and pointed to it: "It can make you go to heaven."

God!It's true that the pollution is monstrous!

After driving the little train, Kang Qiao took Zheng Yunhao to the hotel prepared for the family members in the school. It was not as high-grade as the hotel, but it was clean and there would be no messy people coming and going.

Zheng Yunhao was so moved that he was about to cry, he actually managed to live in the family building (///▽///) He is a family member, not a boyfriend with no borders anymore!

but!

"Is there a room with a bigger bed?" Zheng Yunhao expressed dissatisfaction when he saw the single bed.It's not easy to play!

Kang Qiao went in and put the key card into the card slot, turned on the light and threw the mask on the bed, then waved to Zheng Yunhao for him to come in first.

Zheng Yunhao closed the door, put the plastic bag in his hand on the table, and walked around the room like a curious baby.

"This is a family building, not the kind of hotel where you can have sex outside. They all have this kind of bed. The difference is two beds or three beds."

After listening to Kang Qiao's explanation and paying attention to the decoration of this room, Zheng Yunhao nodded to express his understanding.It is indeed different from the hotels that have sex outside. It can be seen from the bathroom that the hotels that have sex outside are all shower rooms separated by glass. At most, there are automatic curtains to hide the shame, and there are quite a few without curtains.

After Zheng Yunhao was settled, Kang Qiao looked at the time, stood up and explained: "You take a break first, I still have a class, I'll come to have dinner with you after I'm done." After speaking, she walked towards the door.

However, after taking two steps, I felt something was wrong. I looked down and saw that my down jacket was being pulled by a beautiful big hand. Someone's small red phoenix eyes stared at the round, dark eyes. An unknown little star shines.

Maybe it's because I've been with Zheng Yunhao for a long time, Kang Qiao can sometimes synchronize with his brainwaves, "Stop making trouble..."

Fifteen minutes later, the two stood outside the classroom. Kang Qiao repeatedly told Zheng Yunhao: "Keep a low profile during class. Don't talk to me to attract the professor's attention. You can play with your phone while sleeping, as long as you don't talk." Reaction, but he doesn't like making soy sauce by himself and affecting other people's soy sauce.

Zheng Yunhao nodded: "I see."

However, when Zheng Yunhao sat down, he wanted to scold his mother, why did he sit in the first row and told him "you can sleep and play with your phone"... May I ask him how to do it!

There are not many people in the class, and Kang Qiao’s class is quite special. At the beginning, there were only 40 places for university admissions. It took seven or eight years to go, and those who were transferred to the class, now they can barely make it together with other doctoral students. There are about thirty people.Such a small number of people usually have fixed seats, even if Kang Qiao does not come, her seat is still vacant in the first row by the window.

There were only about [-] people in total, and they usually only had these few faces in class, but suddenly there were many strange faces that people noticed.Not to mention that this strange face is very "delicious" in terms of height and figure. Although the mask, scarf and hat cover most of the face, and even the eyes are hard to see, the feeling can only be described in three words - familiar Thorough!

The roommates sitting in the back row of Kang Qiao almost dropped their jaws when they saw the old teacher Zheng Yunhao, and poked Kang Qiao from behind with a pencil.Seeing her turn her head, she asked in a low voice, "You bring someone and sit in the first row?"

(///▽///) Kang Qiao doesn't want to either!But……

"If I don't sit in the first row, the old man will pull me to the first row, what can I do!"

All the roommates waved their hands to signal that they understood. After Kang Qiao finished speaking, a gray-haired professor walked in.Seeing this, Kang Qiao quickly took out a book from her bag and threw it to Zheng Yunhao, "Put your phone on this to play, or you'll be too arrogant."

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Sitting in the first row and playing with a mobile phone, does it make a difference whether there is a book to cover it? Doesn’t the professor feel arrogant when playing on a book?