[Korean entertainment] It's not easy to be a male god's assistant

No matter how much the fairy queens were not happy about Zheng Yunhao getting married, after the video of the proposal was exposed and Shamao released the wedding announcement, they got married smoothly on a good day.

Such a "hasty" marriage was the result of Baozi's eagerness to see the world in the eyes of all the people who eat melons. However, Zheng Yunhao's first wedding anniversary in the second year still did not see Baozi's shadow.Old Zheng’s family still doesn’t have white and tender buns~~ Oh, yes, Zheng Zhizhi rushed to give birth to a blue fat paper before his brother, and there is no one in Lao Zheng’s family who doesn’t like this little guy from Grandma Zheng to Kang Qiao.

His younger sister was born, and Zheng Yunhao also began to be forced to give birth to a baby by his parents. At first, Zheng Yunhao could use the excuse of busy work as an excuse, but after the promotion period of the new album, this excuse became difficult to use when he was free.Just at this time, the mother-in-law also started to worry. When she proposed marriage, she promised to let her have a grandson earlier, but it has been almost two years, and she has not even seen a shadow of her grandson.Xu Yinhua, who felt that she had been deceived, was furious!

Then man-made was put on the agenda (*≧w≦)

Since his military service, Zheng Yunhao has paid great attention to taking care of his body. After completing his military service, he directly accepted Kang Qiao's "tune-up and teaching". After two years, his physical condition is very good.In order to protect his voice, he doesn't drink much, and he quit smoking to chase after his wife. Although he doesn't exercise much, his stage work has kept him exercising a lot. Besides, he is very active in replenishing his body and has good living habits. The sub quality can't be better.

In order for Kang Qiao to conceive as soon as possible, all the tts in the family were thrown into the trash can, and the frequency of their lives was reduced from multiple times a day to twice a week, and the ovulation period was naturally indispensable every day.

To be honest, since he started working with a marriage certificate, Zheng Yunhao, as long as he doesn't go overseas to work, will spend his evenings entangled in his married life, and he doesn't feel tired at all.In those days when he was just married, he could still use the "art in the room" to frighten him, but after he got the hang of it, he turned around and pulled her to "double cultivation" every night, in the name of being good for the body...

Reducing the frequency was originally a joyous thing. Kang Qiao felt that she could finally take a breather, but she found out that she was wrong...not only wrong, but also wrong!

The frequency is less, but the time has lasted, and every time it is done, it becomes more violent. The strong and enthusiastic Xiao Yunhao fucks her several times before handing over the food.He didn't quit after paying the food. In Zheng Yunhao's words, he was afraid of wasting the "food" so that it would be convenient for pregnancy.

"Not today..." Kang Qiao pushed away and pressed Zheng Yunhao, who was preparing for the man-making movement, and groped his stomach and shrank into the quilt to sleep.

If it doesn’t work today, it means that my wife’s aunt has come, which means that the efforts of the last month have been in vain. Zheng Yunhao is a little frustrated, but creating a human is not a matter of a day or two. It has only been one since they started creating a human. How can the moon be so fast.

Zheng Yunhao hugged Kang Qiao from behind, covered her belly with his big warm hands, and rubbed her lightly: "Does it hurt?"

Kang Qiao snorted comfortably, and put his slightly cold hand on the big hand in the lower abdomen, and said softly: "I came on the [-]nd last month, and left on the [-]th..."

Zheng Yunhao didn't react at first, so he rubbed it again before continuing: "It's already No. 15 today, so many days late... Let's see the second senior sister tomorrow?"

Oops!Kang Qiao doesn't want to talk to this guy anymore, he's so stupid!Grabbing his hand and feeling down, "Idiot! I didn't come this month!"

"Is that..." Zheng Yunhao widened his eyes and couldn't believe that the child would come so quickly, and then he looked remorseful and uneasy: "I did it so hard yesterday, will it hurt the baby? I... tomorrow Go to the hospital and have a look!"

Seeing Zheng Yunhao talking nonsense like a headless fly, Kang Qiao couldn't hide the smile in his eyes, and patted his hand to comfort him: "It's okay, I've been taking my own pulse these days, and the pulse is very good~ ~"

Zheng Yunhao is very convinced of his wife's medical skills, but when people's brains get hot, they will think about something, and ask stupidly: "Didn't you say that Chinese medicine can't give you your own pulse?"

"What you want to say is that doctors don't treat themselves! Doctors don't treat themselves. It doesn't mean that Chinese medicine practitioners can't treat themselves, but that we can calmly and objectively judge other patients. If we are ourselves or our family members, we will inevitably lose our judgment. Be careful. No matter how careful you are, the last prescription may not be very effective. Moreover, Chinese medicine generally pays more attention to one's own health. Once a person who pays attention to recuperation gets sick, it must be a serious disease, which affects the mental state of the person and thus affects the judgment. The most important thing is that Chinese medicine is divided into looking, smelling, asking, and feeling. It is difficult to perform such things as seeing, smelling, asking, and feeling the pulse when you are sick. Even with a mirror, it is difficult to get accurate information. In addition, the disease mentioned earlier will affect judgment and Rational level, this is why the old saying goes that doctors don’t heal themselves. But pregnancy is not a disease, and I can still call out the slippery pulse. It won’t make me want to be pregnant and go crazy, and misjudge blood loss as slippery pulse. ╮(╯▽╰)╭" After talking about it, Kang Qiao even teased herself, the pulse condition of lack of energy and blood is very similar to that of Huamai, but by mistake, they are all quack doctors or inexperienced new doctors, obviously she will not give such a Low level error.

Zheng Yunhao didn't care about this truth, he only knew that his wife might be pregnant, and their baby had already taken root in his stomach, and he was very excited when he thought of ten months later, there would be a soft and tender bun in his arms , he is going to be a father!I'm going to be a daddy!

The next morning at around seven o'clock, Kang Qiao, who had a regular schedule, woke up naturally. As soon as she woke up, she saw Zheng Yunhao's bloodshot and red eyes, and almost died of fright, "Why are you so scary in the morning!"

"Are you awake? Let's go to the hospital~"

"...Do you want me to go to the emergency room? It's only seven o'clock. And what are you going to the hospital for? The days are too young, and you can't find anything if you go there. Just ask the senior sister for a pulse, and go to the hospital when you are older." Who makes it impossible for Chinese medicine to detect deformities and so on? At this time, it is still necessary to go to the Western Hospital.

Zheng Yunhao got up with a bitter face and got ready for breakfast. Before he left, he deliberately helped the "Jingui" pregnant woman to the bathroom. The toothpaste was squeezed out, the mouthwash was connected, and he explained a few words worriedly.The whole morning was very hypocritical, the hypocritical Kang Qiao wanted to beat him up, it was so annoying!

Kang Qiao's medical center is not far from her home, so she goes for a walk every morning as a way of exercising.Even if there was a "hypocritical Zheng" on his butt this morning, it took twice as much time on the road, and he had already arrived at the place in about half an hour.

"Is the appointment here?"

"Curator, you haven't come yet. The housekeeper over there just contacted me and said he just left."

"Oh, I have something to do later, let them wait before I get well."

To make an appointment for a patient, Kang Qiao is limited to two appointments per day, one in the morning and one in the afternoon, and will not accept more patients.Because the people who will make an appointment will only be wealthy local tyrants who are afraid of death. After all, the registration fee for making an appointment is too expensive for ordinary people to afford. Zheng Yunhao's black rice points always use this as an issue.To be honest, there is nothing wrong with queuing up in the lobby to pick up the number, and the registration fee is cheap for less people, and it is not ambiguous.But the more powerful people are, the more they like to be special. In this way, there are only two places a day, the registration fee is extremely expensive, and those who are determined not to go to the field can reflect that their status and financial resources are different from ordinary civilians.Kang Qiao doesn't care so much, he picks up when he has an appointment, even if he sneezes or something and leaves within 5 minutes, he has to pay, isn't this a scam?These are the people that Kang Qiao cheated on!This is Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, no one can say anything, and she didn't force the appointment.

During the hours other than the scheduled two patients, she transferred some of the patients in the lobby to her own place to help divert them.

I found the second senior sister who was temporarily on vacation with her. It happened that a patient went out with a prescription after reading it. She interrupted her action of continuing to call the number. She sat down and put her arm on the table. She said with an unscrupulous smile: a team~~”

"Tsk tsk tsk, you don't look sick with your rosy face... Congratulations, you are going to be a mom and dad! But the month is too young, less than one month, so be careful!" They all checked the pulse, and it was confirmed that she was pregnant.

Zheng Yunhao has been listening with his ears upright. Thanks to his Chinese proficiency soaring in the past two years, he can roughly understand Chinese now, as long as he speaks Mandarin.Confirming the news of pregnancy made him excited, and he kept bowing to the second senior sister to thank: "Kangsang Mita~Kangsang Mita~"

The little junior sister succeeded in creating a human being, and the second senior sister is no more calm than Zheng Yunhao, her husband. She waved her hand and took out her mobile phone to dial a number, "Hello? Master? Xiaojiu is pregnant~~ I was the first to tell you, can you tell me?" Don't miss it! Xiao Jiu still wants to call and tell Master in person!"

"..." It's useless, Kang Qiao wants to say that it's useless to say this!

Two minutes later, Kang Qiao and Zheng Yunhao's cell phones started singing non-stop, and the caller IDs showed Grandpa and Brother Dashi respectively.Hey, hey, don't let it go if you said yes!

On the other side, Xu Yinhua, who had been unable to get through the phone since receiving the news that her daughter was pregnant, became anxious, so she changed her shoes and drove straight to the hospital.Those people are so annoying!It is obvious that her daughter is pregnant, why are they all joining in the fun!If she didn't live close by, she would be really anxious to death!

After Zheng Yunhao hung up Brother Da Shi's phone, he immediately dialed the mother-in-law's number to announce the good news. Before he got through, the mother-in-law on the other end complained. After he finished listening in a daze, he realized that the mother-in-law had known about it for a long time. It's... Hey, he still wants to ask for credit!Who hates it first!Can't such a happy thing be left to his father to do it!This is the villain he made!He made it!