[Korean entertainment] It's not easy to be a male god's assistant

Li Chengxu's storefront is a real prosperous store, facing north and south, the auspicious emperor, but there is a fatal point, the corners of the building where the store is located are too sharp, and the fire is extremely hot.What's more terrible is that Li Chengxu's shop is located in the middle of Suzaku Mars. If he doesn't find someone to take care of it, he will suffer from big and small fires every year.And the reason why this shop is safe and sound is because the small fountain in front of the door for tourists to play is not only beautiful but also uses the principle of restraint of the five elements.And the yellow foot mat he put at the door should be instructed by a feng shui master to attract auspicious energy.But obviously this feng shui master is half-baked, and this cushion is useless at all. If a bridge running north-south can be built on this east-west pedestrian street, it will be the icing on the cake.

But Kang Qiao didn't come here to make him more prosperous. Originally, she wanted to get rid of the auspiciousness of this shop, but now thinking about it, it is not worth using the secret method to change the good and bad luck for this kind of person. Helping, maybe she would spit out old blood after reading, which is not worthwhile for her, a lazy person who puts her health first.So he changed his mind temporarily, looked up at the surveillance camera at the door, and then turned and left.

I found an uncle selling jewelry on the side of the road, bought a piece of citrine that was not of good quality, and it cost only thirty or so soft sister coins. After calculating the position of the dead door at this moment, I threw it into the fountain, and pretended Clap your hands and make a wish like silly Baitian.

Citrine, earth attribute jewelry, among the five elements, earth restrains water.The gate of death, belonging to the earth among the five elements, is prosperous in autumn, relative to summer, imprisoned in winter, and dead in spring.As a result, the shop lacked water conditioning, and it was only a matter of time before the fire broke out.If Kang Qiao is more ruthless, he will make the door of injury open wide. The door of injury and the door of death are both fierce doors. Open a casino and sell fish, don't even think about doing anything else.But Kang Qiao just wants to make Li Chengxu suffer a little this time, and just use the dead door to cause some trouble.

It only took half an hour to finish all this. On the way home, Kang Qiao received a call from her mother, and after some reassurance, she convinced her that there was really no accident, and she just passed by Myeongdong for a stroll.

In fact, I really don’t blame Xu Yinhua for being so worried about gains and losses. In her whole life, she was just such a child who survived and grew up. She had many disasters and disasters since she was a child. She was squeezed into a ditch by a car while walking and almost drowned. I don’t know how many times. It is common to see blood on the skin.During this period of time, she didn't know why she changed her luck, and she also felt relieved. She didn't work overtime today and it was not good. She was an hour later than usual, so she had to worry.

To put it bluntly, in fact, these days are so smooth that Kang Qiao has not gotten used to it for a while~~

After returning home, the family had a warm dinner, and then sat in the living room to watch the [-] o'clock file of Dog Blood, discussing and complaining about the plot, and a very ordinary night passed like this.

In the days that followed, Kang Qiao was waiting to see a good show. During the period, he followed Zheng Yunhao, Japan and South Korea, and flew more than a dozen times. Fortunately, he did not encounter turbulence (￢_￢)

That night, Kang Qiao was packing for Zheng Yunhao in the Japanese dormitory to bring back to Korea tomorrow. Originally, Zheng Yunhao packed it by himself, but every time he either lost one or left that one behind, gradually this matter also disappeared. It became Concho's job.

Holding the corner of the flamboyant red men's underwear and throwing it into the suitcase, he squatted in front of the closet and looked at the clothes inside, thinking about how to match him, Zheng Yunhao let Kang Qiao worry with peace of mind, squatting next to her Putting on pajamas, he walked into the bathroom to take a shower.

Not long after the bathroom door closed, the cell phone rang. Kang Qiao took out her cell phone and found that it wasn't hers. Then she saw something on the bedside table with a bright light and vibrating screen.

"Kuuuuuu!" Kang Qiao didn't hear the sound of water coming from inside, so he thought it was still too late, "Oops, your phone is ringing, and the caller ID is my mother!"

At this time, Zheng Yunhao was completely naked, and sat on the toilet... squatting down, not counting Gao Senmo, he squatted down and had to take off his clothes, and said that this call, Zheng Yunhao knew that the caller was not good, so he couldn't help but feel lucky Fortunately, he stepped into the bathroom first and was able to escape.

"Help me pick it up. If my aunt asks, she'll say I'm asleep." The aunt who loves him like this should calm down first.

If Zheng Yunhao could see the scene outside, he would definitely see Kang Qiao roll his eyes, "You are asleep, I answered the call, what does auntie think?!!!"

"Aren't you my assistant?"

"Which serious assistant wouldn't stay with the boss when he's asleep?" It's not a real one... "I don't care, anyway, help me find a reason to push it away, it must be a blind date for me."

What a rascal!Don't you care about your mother and expect her to take care of it?Kang Qiao didn't want to pick it up, but if she didn't pick it up, the phone shouldn't stop until Zheng Yunhao came out, and this guy's bath time is usually 30+ minutes.

Sighing, he swiped the answer button, put the phone to his ear, and said softly preemptively: "Hello, Auntie, I am Zheng Yunhaoxi's assistant, he is recording a program now, and the phone is here with me. You can go first Put on a mask, and he can receive it in half an hour~~”

Mama Zheng was very happy that the person who answered the phone was a woman. It would be even better if the identity of being an assistant was removed, so that she could make up her mind to comfort herself and finally fell in love.It's a pity... "Hello, I heard Enyan talk about you, please take care of Yunhao, how is he recently? Has he fallen in love?"

o(╯□╰)o Generally speaking, shouldn't you be concerned about your child's health?Zheng Yunhao's health is not good to be honest, mothers don't care about their body first, but their emotional life. It can be seen that his emotional problems are far more difficult to solve than health problems in his mother's eyes.

Withdrawing her drifting thoughts, Kang Qiao cruelly broke Zheng's mother's expectations: "Yun Hao is so busy, I don't have time to fall in love!"

Heartbroken, Mama Zheng really wanted to say to this upright girl, please allow her to cry for a while before speaking/(tot)/~~

"Then how is his health? Yun Hao will definitely catch a cold and have a fever when the season changes, and I don't know if he has taken the tonic I sent."

"He's been fine recently, but he had a fever in autumn..."

……

I don't know exactly what he said, but when Zheng Yunhao came out, he saw his girl sitting on the ground holding her mobile phone and talking to his mother. When she saw him coming, she showed a relieved smile, and hurriedly said: "Auntie, Yunhao, let's record it!" It's over, I'm going to give him the phone, please wait a moment."

After Kang Qiao returned the mobile phone to the original owner, he left the dormitory of Dongshen on strike and went back to the staff dormitory without packing his luggage.

And Zheng Yunhao put the phone to his ear after watching Kang Qiao leave, and asked Mother Zheng's favorite sentence this year.

"What does my mother think of this girl?"