[Korean entertainment] It's not easy to be a male god's assistant

During the meal, I didn't talk much, except for the sound of the collision of bowls and chopsticks, which was the sound of chewing food.

When Kang Qiao sent Zheng Yunhao away, someone was worried and asked quietly, "Does Auntie not like me?"

"Who said that?" If her mother didn't like it, she would say it directly, or else she would have to wait until her relationship deepened before hitting the mandarin ducks?

"I heard that people would ask a lot of questions when they met parents for the first time, and my aunt didn't ask me. Do you think it's unnecessary to ask (;)" I don't want to ask, but I don't like it!

"Haven't you finished talking yourself? The name, age, occupation, and family status have all been poured out in a basket. What else can my mother ask..." Do you want to ask about height?

That regret!For the first time, Zheng Yunhao felt that he was too honest, so that his future mother-in-law would not talk to him~~ After returning home, Zheng Yunhao jumped on the bed after taking a shower and planned to have a phone call with his dear.But counting the time, my dear should still be taking a bath, so I just stayed there for a while, and it happened that he always felt strange about something. It was the first time we met, but it felt like the future mother-in-law and old father-in-law had met before... But in I can't remember where I saw him.

After counting the time, he dialed the number, and after two rings, Kang Qiao got connected.

"Have I met my uncle and aunt before?"

"Maybe I've seen you as a big star on TV~" Kang Qiao teased.

Zheng Yunhao laughed lightly at his girlfriend's teasing and didn't agree, "It's not the kind of seeing, it's the kind of talking face to face, it's really familiar!!!"

"In psychology, there is a term called déjà vu. It is a feeling of deja vu that you have experienced in a certain time and place when you have never experienced something or a scene. In fact, this is just an association of your brain, which is normal."

Now that Kang Qiao said so, Zheng Yunhao couldn't continue to ask, and this is his memory, so it's useless to ask my dear.

They didn't know what they were talking about, and it was past ten o'clock when the call was cut off, and the two of them turned off the lights and went to sleep.

After a few seconds, Kang Qiao sat up abruptly from the bed, and patted his head angrily: "I actually forgot that!"

At the same time, Zheng Yunhao also got up from the bed and turned out the only photo album at home. After flipping through it, he finally pulled out the one he wanted from the middle of the two photos, and looked at the string of beautiful photos on the blank back. The cursive letters slowly turned over in anticipation.

There was a loud "pop", and Kang Qiao, who was communicating with high-level fans about what fruit to put in the lunch box, was taken aback, and looked up at the guy who made the noise in a daze.

Seeing his dear girlfriend so dumbfounded, Zheng Yunhao couldn't help reaching out and pinching her soft face, then pretending to be nonchalant, he clicked on the photo on the table, "Look at this~~"

Although he had discovered this a long time ago, Kang Qiao still looked down, and pretended to be surprised, covered his mouth and exclaimed: "Ou Mai Cake~ This is not..." His eyes are round and round, not to mention how beautiful it is ~ "Surprised! I'm surprised too!!! Unexpectedly, that ball has grown into a big girl back then~~" Zheng Yunhao did not forget to hate his girlfriend at this time, and there is no limit to his death.

It is said that women's colleges have changed eighteen times, which is true.Now that I know that Kang Qiao is the little girl who followed him back then, I can really see that this is the little girl who has grown up.But just looking at this photo, Zheng Yunhao couldn't think of killing him. He could recognize it because of Xu Yinhua and Noah who took the photo together.

Not surprisingly, the face of middle-aged people will not change much after ten years, especially Noah is still a foreigner who looks young and old. Foreigners look like they are 20 years old when they are 30 years old, and they look like they are in their 40s when they are 30 years old. They have "children's face" in disguise .As a woman, Xu Yinhua usually pays attention to maintenance, and it hasn't changed much.

The beaten Kang Qiao sneered and picked up the photo and glanced at it, looking like a ghost: "I never imagined that the village boy who was so poor in the past would look like a dog now, and he was still cute back then, and he could still be called It’s worth a piece of fresh meat, now ￣へ￣I’ll be a big uncle..."

"Uncle is also your favorite (￢_￢)"

"You shameless guy, who likes you!"

"Who should say who~~"

Kou Hang!Kang Qiao sent a pair of health balls, turned the chair back to him, and continued poking his phone to chat with fans.

But Zheng Yunhao didn't let her go easily, sat on the chair next to her, stretched his long legs, and even brought the chair to his side, snatched her mobile phone and threw it aside, and put his hands on the chair respectively. On the armrest, there is no lack of worry in the eyes: "I will go to your neighbor later and tell you that you have died of illness. What's going on?"

The person who always thought he had gone to heaven suddenly found out that he is still alive and well, not only is he alive and well, but he has also become his girlfriend. If he doesn't find out about Zheng Yunhao, he can't let it go.

This scene in the idol drama has already fallen into the eyes of the big guys. There are not a few gossip people who are lazy and want to watch around. Kang Qiao is not too clear about this. There are so many people waiting to eat melon seeds at the moment Watching the fun, she leaned into Zheng Yunhao's ear and whispered, "I'll tell you tonight."

Zheng Yunhao also knew that the time and occasion were inappropriate, so he nodded in agreement.

Cut, and bite your ears! ! !

In the evening, Kang Qiao didn't go home for dinner, so she and Zheng Yunhao found a barbecue restaurant to eat and drink. Anyway, she is an assistant, so it's normal for her to eat, drink and play with her.I called my parents and asked them not to wait for me to eat, and then waited for the meat and wine with peace of mind.

In fact, Zheng Yunhao is not a picky eater, but what he likes more is kimchi and barbecue, and maybe instant noodles.You can know how unhealthy life is just by listening to these three things, but in Korea, I really don’t know what to eat, especially when eating, drinking and chatting too much, so it’s more suitable to choose barbecue.

"Now we can talk about it." Zheng Yunhao wore gloves, clamped the meat with a barbecue tong in one hand, and cut the meat into small pieces with large scissors in the other, waiting to hear the story with his ears pricked up.

"I just had a very strange illness. I couldn't wake up, and the hospital couldn't find out. Later, my grandfather took me home and woke up within a few days. Maybe I was homesick..."

After the meat was roasted, Zheng Yunhao took a piece of meat and put it in Kang Qiao's bowl, "Did he hit his head somewhere and cause a short-term coma? It was shown in TV dramas like this. This disease is too strange. Did it happen later?" Did you go to the hospital for another check?"

"I checked, and it's all right! I've read both Chinese and Western medicine, but I can't find the reason." Kang Qiao wondered if someone had cursed him or something, but Kang Ping took care of him as soon as he uttered this idea. She slapped her head, and then she didn't dare to think anymore.Who dares to curse her, most of the nine clans have already been wiped out, if Kang Ping makes a move, she will have it all!

It's better not to say this, Zheng Yunhao is even more worried.There is no way to find out the cause of the coma, and there is no way to cure it. What if it relapses one day... After eating his own meat, Zheng Yunhao stared at the piece of meat that Kang Qiao hadn't moved, hesitated for a while and bit his chopsticks to make a request: "Can you give me the meat in your bowl?"

"..." Just about to eat, Kang Qiao pointed to the uncut meat on the barbecue board, "Isn't there still there?"

"I just want to eat the piece in your bowl (﹃)"

"o(╯□╰)o You gave me this piece of meat!" Is the same kind of meat delicious in her bowl?He baked it himself, and he also sandwiched it. The piece on the board is much bigger. What is the picture!

"I think the food in your bowl is delicious." Snatching someone else's food is delicious~~

So Kang Qiao returned the piece of meat to the original owner, and then put the whole piece of meat on the board into a bowl, sprinkled some cumin, wrapped the two sides of the meat with a big mouthful of rice, half the size of a fist All the meat and rice in his mouth, chewing and chewing with puffed cheeks, like a groundhog.

"Aren't you tired?" Zheng Yunhao has never tried this way of eating for so long. After seeing it for a few days, he was almost scared to pee. Someone eats meat like this! ! !

Her mouth was full, and Kang Qiao shook her head to show that she was not tired when she couldn't speak. She could say that when she was a child, there was a basket of stewed beef in the village, and she always ate beef jerky with her face in her arms. There are too many elders who are afraid that they will accumulate food, so they will restrict them, and then they will go to the edge of the frame to eat a little, and eat a little... Just swallowed the meat sandwich, Kang Qiao saw Zheng Yunhao picking up her cup to drink, and was robbed of the meat Do you still want to be robbed of water?Immediately kicked him under the table to remind: "This drink is mine!!!"

Zheng Yunhao took a gulp and drank it before raising the cup to distinguish, and found that the cup was really not his, so he filled it up and put it back where it was, and said indifferently: "Sorry, I thought it was mine."

"Promise me, don't drink water from other people's cups... Didn't you notice that Changmin always asks O'Neill to buy water because you drink his water?"

Kang Qiao knows that Zheng Yunhao's personality is carefree, delicate in emotion but careless in life, he just thinks it's okay for boys to blow the same bottle of water mouth to mouth, but not everyone cares as much as he does.The most important thing is that it is easy to cross-infect some germs, which is unhygienic.

"You despise my saliva?!" Don't be so happy! ! !Kou Hang!

"I will despise your saliva in our relationship?" Every day you don't drink the same glass of water and you have to exchange saliva for eating and having fun, what a siao! "I just don't want you to touch someone else again. Does this exchange mean that I also kissed that person indirectly?"

Thinking about it this way, it made sense, "I'll pay attention to it in the future!!!" How could his baby kiss other people indirectly, all of them belonged to him alone!

Originally, Zheng Yunhao wanted to meet his mother-in-law, and it was great to know his identity, but he realized that he was wrong.

It was okay to hang around outside after work for a long time before I got my identity corrected, but after I got my identity corrected, I have to check the guards every day, and the access control is even stricter than before! ! !As soon as the meal was over, the mother-in-law made a phone call to urge him to send him home. There is no time to do bad things. I really regret it/(tot)/~~