[Korean entertainment] It's not easy to be a male god's assistant

Zheng Yunhao has always praised Shen Changmin for his artistic speech, but people who really know him will definitely beat him, and he is ashamed to say that other people's speech is artistic, but his own speech is so artistic.

Look at what the saying goes, "Be prepared to change your name to my mother at any time", which mother-in-law can bear it!

Xu Yinhua is about to faint~~

But I have to complain, young man, you really think too much, her daughter has never thought about getting married.

The words are beautiful, but I don't know if they can't be as beautiful as the words.Xu Yinhua felt that Zheng Yunhao had already said that, and she couldn't say anything, it still depends on her future performance.

After the Chinese New Year, the wedding will be in April when the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming. Due to work reasons, Xu Yinhua and Noah went back to China two days earlier.On the other hand, Kang Qiao and Zheng Yunhao arrived in the early morning of the same day by flying overnight after finishing their trip in Japan.

According to the normal situation, Kang Qiao can still take a nap and go directly to dinner at night.But this is my cousin getting married, so Kang Qiao had to rush to her aunt’s house with her cousins ​​to block the door and see off her relatives. It is said that there are big red envelopes~~ For the red envelopes, Kang Qiao arrived on time with dark circles under her eyes. Stop dark circles.

Zheng Yunhao, who was left behind, was handed over to Xu Yinhua and Noah to take over. If I knew it was thrown around like this, I really want to ask, what are you doing with me...

Counting the four brothers and sisters in Xu Yinhua's natal family, the older brothers got married earlier than her and gave birth smoothly. At that time, family planning was not implemented, so the older brothers had two or three children.Unlike her, she got married at the age of 16 when she gave birth with her belly open, but only survived when she was 32 years old and had family planning. When Kang Qiao was born, the eldest daughter of the elder brother's family was 18. The elder brother's eldest grandson counted. Four years younger than Kang Qiao...a generation behind.The youngest aunt got married late, and I don’t know why she didn’t use contraception in the first two years of marriage, and she didn’t get pregnant. Later, she asked her brother-in-law Kang Shou for two years to get pregnant with this baby bump. Concho Da.As the youngest girl of this generation, there was a cousin who was married but not married before. Now that this shield is married, Kang Qiao is alone, and the consequences of being exposed are terrible.

"Hello, auntie~"

The grandson of the uncle's family who has gone to college greets Kang Qiao, who is also born in the 90s.

Kang Qiao still remembered that when she was a child, this stinky brat would always call her sister.Looking at the big [-]-something nephew in front of him, Kang Qiao replied sillyly, "Good boy~"

"..."

Then there is no more...

"Xiao Jiu, do you love me?"

When asked this kind of question as soon as she entered the bride's room, Kang Qiao expressed her confusion and shook her head: "I don't love you."

"But I love you very much."

"If you have anything to say, just tell me, I'm scared (;)"

"Do you want to receive a bouquet?"

"Isn't this all agreed before? Looking for someone at this time?"

Speaking of the bride, she became depressed, and she waved her hands with a speechless look: "It was agreed that my best friend will take the bouquet, but who knew that we broke up two days ago..."

This is so embarrassing ╮(￣▽￣””)╭

"I don't plan to get married yet, so what should my relatives think about receiving the bouquet~" Kang Qiao had already imagined the picture of receiving the bouquet, and he couldn't see it!

"Hey, I've heard from my aunt that you brought your boyfriend this time, right? You might propose tomorrow after receiving a bouquet of flowers~~"

No, tomorrow that guy will use this as an excuse to keep talking about marriage.So although she felt sorry for the sister who was supposed to receive the bouquet but broke up with her boyfriend two days ago, and also felt sorry for the bride who was about to receive the bouquet, Kang Qiao still refused the job of receiving the bouquet.

Zheng Yunhao got up here and followed his father-in-law and mother-in-law. After driving for more than half an hour, he realized that he had also been taken to the bride's house to join in the fun.The mother-in-law was dragged away by relatives, and the father-in-law explained the marriage customs here to him.

Noah may have thought of the time when he got married, and said not to be too excited, "Let me tell you, the groom will bring his best men later, usually brothers or friends from the family, and they have to pass the test Only then can the bride be received smoothly. That gate is the first one. I was married to Xiaojiu Ma at that time... I finally put in it when I lost all the red envelopes on my body... Later we will go to the gate over there to join in the fun and help block it ?”

"How many red envelopes did uncle prepare at that time?"

"Let me think about it... I prepared 100 at the beginning, but I packed some on the spot before opening the door after stuffing them all. I really don't remember..."

"Husband~"

Here Noah was tilting his head thinking, when he heard his wife calling him, and waved Zheng Yunhao to pass.As soon as I stood still, I didn't know which relatives were looking at me.

"Is this Xiaojiu's?" The kind-faced middle-aged woman approached Xu Yinhua and asked in a low voice.

Xu Yinhua smiled lightly and nodded his head as an admission. Although Zheng Yunhao didn't understand, he was very good at winking. Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig run away?This must be introducing himself to others, because of his identity~~ After learning that the middle-aged woman is Kang Qiao's second aunt through his father-in-law's translation, Zheng Yunhao bowed politely, showing a mouthful of big white teeth. Shouting: "Second Aunt Hello~" This accent is obviously a crooked nut, but foreigners are also very common these days, but it sounds a bit awkward.

The second aunt smiled and nodded, "Hello." She looked Zheng Yunhao up and down again, turned her head and praised Xu Yinhua to her eldest sister-in-law: "This young man is really good-looking, with delicate features and tall stature. gone?"

"Those who belong to the tiger are 29 years old."

"That's not too big. Xiaojiu is 25 this year. Four years old is no big deal. Besides, men only know how to love others when they are older. Finding a younger one to go back is really a fart, and you are afraid of being tired."

Xu Yinhua and Noah's ears were callused after listening to this old-fashioned rhetoric.In fact, regardless of whether they are big or small, they will not complain about bad things, they will only pick good ones.Xu Yinhua is three years older than Noah. When Xu Yinhua and Noah were going to get married, what did the master say, "The female junior holds a golden brick"!In a daze, he pulled Noah to praise him all afternoon, and said that the little man was romantic or something...

"But Xiao Jiu's book should not be read anymore. The woman doctor said which man is not afraid of going out. I wanted to introduce it to Xiao Jiu before. I was quite satisfied with the photos. I gave up when I heard that I was going to study for a doctor... This... ..." The second aunt glanced at Zheng Yunhao and then gave Xu Yinhua a wink. Seeing her look over and understand what she meant, she continued, "Do you know?"

"I should know..."

"There are still two or three years to finish reading, right? Don't read it, you can help take care of it when you get married and have a baby early. You're already 29. If you can't wait two or three years, it's not a big loss!"

What's more, the marriage here is not over yet, so they come to urge the marriage, and these relatives are really in a hurry.Anyway, no matter what they said, Xu Yinhua just smiled and nodded in agreement, saying that her daughter can't get married so early.

Participating in a big wedding, Zheng Yunhao felt that what fascinated him the most was the dizzy part when the groom came to pick up the bride, and the part where he didn't open the door if he didn't give a red envelope.While watching it, he was thinking, how many red envelopes his baby collected this time~~Is it enough to eat a Beijing roast duck?

Of course, he already knew the answer to this question when he saw Kang Qiao showing his dimples and returning from seeing off his relatives. This little money fan would be so happy only if he had a lot of money in his pocket.

"How many red envelopes did you get?"

Kang Qiao patted the bulging pocket, "Seeing that my brother-in-law stuffed so much, I thought it was one yuan and five yuan. When I opened it, it was all red hair, grandpa, so generous~"

Speaking of this, she still remembers attending a friend's wedding two years ago, and the red envelope was opened with two soft sister coins... Originally, the next table was robbing her for this red envelope, after negotiation, it was agreed that one person and half, who knows ╮( ╯▽╰)╭Although I don't know what Zheng Yunhao is going to do, but I have to say that he performed well.It doesn't matter if you don't understand the language, as long as you are polite and handsome enough to make people feel stable, anyway, relatives generally report that there is nothing wrong with talking less.

There was still a schedule for the next day, and the two of them left immediately after their dinner.Hurry up and rush to Japan when it was almost dawn the next day. As soon as he got off the plane, Kang Qiao received a message from his cousin, and the time displayed was sent shortly before boarding the plane last night.

[Help me get a set of autographs of Korean boy groups! ! !If you find it difficult, then as long as you are a fool, I am enough!With my brother-in-law around, it's not a problem at all, no rejection is allowed! ] "..."

If Kang Qiao remembered correctly, this sister only had a face-to-face meeting with Zheng Yunhao during the toast, right?Did you notice that?

Zheng Yunhao: You are handsome, blame me ╮(￣▽￣"")╭

Two months later, the signature of the silly boy group was still in the hands of the bride's cousin, and Kang Qiao took a notebook and ran around all the lounges while the silly hat soup was there.

Another summer, Kang Qiao hung up the professor's phone and checked the time. She calculated that she had been in Korea for almost two and a half years, and it was time to go back.

With a "ding", the wechat group that had been quiet for a long time since she said that she would not engage in purchasing agents became lively.

【Today the professor took you as a model in class, should I come back now? 】【I also know that there will be no good words, so I will go back two days before school starts. 】

【Last night, our dormitory night meeting also asked where to go. If you are in Korea, it will be easy to handle. Be a tour guide for us~】【Don't refuse!Purchasing agents do not give agents, let us go to the head office to buy by ourselves! 】【Okay, don't look for a hotel when you come, come to my house, I have a lot of rooms. 】【Oh, then I said to find an agent to buy the tea egg album, then I will go by myself~】【Speaking of someone’s boyfriend, should we meet each other? Knowing that we just want to see our faces (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻]【Then you guys will accompany me to the silly hat, I want to take a closer look at the ten yuan puppet (*≧w≦)】Sorry, Ma Siwon I was filming in China recently, and even the little girl at the front desk hasn't seen anyone else for a long time.