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Su Yang is very angry!So he returned to the city center again, and instead of going to Hangxin to receive the robot, he chose to buy a mobile phone first.He decided to buy a mobile phone and not use it, and used his big and big vest as an excuse to scold the male god to vent his anger!

It is convenient to buy a mobile phone. After a long consideration last night, I finally decided to buy a new fruit brand.Because the touch screen and operating system are used to it, it is very troublesome to change it. Although it is expensive, it should be able to be used for many years if it is well protected from being ravaged and smashed like yesterday.

After Su Yang paid the bill and waited for the system to be installed, he couldn't wait to use the wireless network in the store to download it. He went up and directly poked the private chat dialog box.

——Yang Yang Chi Ba Da Da Da: Male God, male god, I was harassed by workplace X yesterday, and the other party was a 1.5-meter-eight bald and wretched old man, so annoying!

Awesome, secretly describing the male god as a bald and wretched old man, his real self will comfort me without knowing it, maybe he will scold me along with me, it's like killing someone with a knife!

Wei Chen didn't go to work today. He woke up in the morning and found that he still had a fever, but it was much better than last night. After drinking Chen Bo's nutritious porridge, he sat on the bed and worked.

The phone beeped softly, and he knew it was Su Yang who was sending a private chat on Buluji when he heard the notification tone that he specially set. When he picked it up, he laughed and coughed.

This little bastard, he deliberately sent it to me to make me scold myself.Unfortunately, Ben Daxian has already seen through the truth.Wei Chen smiled and clicked on the reply box, typed two words and found something was wrong. Looking carefully, the distance between the two turned out to be four kilometers.

I must have bought a new mobile phone, and forgot to fix the location, showing the real location!Wei Chen smiled secretly and deleted the words and typed them again.

——To put it bluntly: Four kilometers away, have you returned to City K?

Ding.

When the private message was sent, Su Yang opened it while walking, and when he saw the line of words, he broke out in a cold sweat as if he had fallen into an ice cellar under the sun.

Fuck!Forgot to open the virtual positioning of the new mobile phone!

Dead!

No no no, don't panic.Go back according to the excuse you thought of before.

——Yang Yang Chi Ba Da Da Da: Yes, yes, when I was harassed by X, I went home and rested for two days. ^-^

Little liar.

Wei Chen looked at the reply letter dumbfounded, and lightly touched the keyboard with his fingers.

——In other words: We chatted online for so long, why don't we meet up this time?

Why doesn't the male god play his cards according to the routine!How about comforting me and scolding him for me?

What a meeting!It will be exposed when you see it!

Ding.

——In other words: what will be exposed?

Um? ? ?Su Yang stared at the five words and a question mark for a long time, his back gradually drenched.The male god, could it be that he can read minds?Otherwise, how would you know what I was thinking?

Wait, what is the response in the line above?

Fuck!When did I send my heart out?

Su Yang stared at the chattering and shouting [What are you seeing!It will be exposed when you see it! ], beating his chest and stomping his feet, regretting it too late.Cheap!cheap!

And there is no undo function if you don’t use it!Even if there is, it would be very suspicious to cancel it hastily!Su Yang yelled at the side of the road for a long time. After he calmed down forcibly, he unfolded the designer's boundless imagination and responded quickly with his fingers.

——Yang Yang Chi Ba Da Da Da: I am afraid of exposing my purpose of being an alien lurking on the earth and preparing to violently compete for planetary resources and destroy human beings.

——Yang Yang Chi Ba Da Da Da: [thumbs up]

The sending was successful, and Su Yang finally received another reply after waiting on pins and needles for nearly half a minute.

——In other words:  …

Anyway, the male god was so shocked that he was speechless, just don't let him think about the meeting again.Su Yang didn't care about traffic, downloaded and installed the virtual location, and positioned it in the suburbs of K city.

But... is the male god's private life so messy?Chat casually online, make an appointment with anyone you meet?I thought that people like male gods would be more picky about the piles of flowers and plants pasted upside down around them.I didn't expect it to be so casual, maybe there are some strange hobbies, such as like the outdoors, like to play SM, like to be seen in public...

Su Yang posted various labels on Wei Chen, and went to Hangxin to receive the robot with a smirk.

The robot Niu Niu obediently squatted at the entrance of the Hangxin Design Department, with a charmingly naive appearance and a cute little milk voice, she transformed herself into a killer for women.Countless girls pass by intentionally or unintentionally just to take a look, and occasionally go up to chat with it, and they are even more happy.

"I really want to take it home!" Su Yang heard the Nth girl say so, and couldn't help thinking about whether to add more elements that are more suitable for women.After all, after designing this style, the audience will basically be women and children. If it can be closer to their lives, it might really sell well.

But what are the elements that are more suitable for women?He doesn't have any good female friends around him, and the Hangxin Design Department is full of old men.If you can bring it back to Pinyan and refer to the opinions and suggestions of Jiang Xiaona, Luo Weiwei and other girls, it may come in handy.I just don't know if the semi-finished product will be sprayed to death by the male god if it is taken out and put in other companies.

Su Yang weighed in for a moment, and the idea of ​​designing a perfect product prevailed, and finally sent Wei Chen a WeChat message with his mobile phone.

——Su Yang: Mr. Wei, are you free now?

Make a good draft, organize the words as peacefully as possible, and retreat if you disagree, and don't make more troubles.A perfect product is important, but a small life is also very important.Trees move to death, people move to live...

Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong—

Su Yang was so frightened that he almost threw the new phone out.Why is the hairy male god directly bombarded by the phone!The belly draft is not finished yet!

He looked left and right to see that everyone was concentrating on their work. The office was very quiet, so he had to take his cell phone that kept ringing and ran to get a cup of tea.

"I'm free now, what's the matter?" Wei Chen's steady voice came out, and Su Yang's ears moved slightly, feeling a little different from usual.

"Uh, that's it." Let's get down to business first.Su Yang finished his thoughts briefly, listened to the breathing on the other end of the phone, and waited for the verdict.

"Yes. I have cooperated with Mr. Li before, and we have a good relationship. I believe in his character." Wei Chen readily agreed.

"Thank you, Mr. Wei!" Su Yang couldn't help thanking him, his voice loud and clear.

Wei Chen coughed lightly: "Is there anything else?"

"No, uh, wait a minute." Su Yang hesitated for two seconds and decided to ask: "Mr. Wei, do you have a cold? Your voice is a bit hoarse."

Can you hear it?Wei Chen raised his eyebrows on the other end of the phone.So this little guy is still paying attention to him?Great, great opportunity.He deliberately made his voice a little nasal: "I have a high fever, do you want to come to my house to visit?"

"Eh..." Su Yang immediately frowned.Why does Mao just care about one's body and turn into going home!Just say politely to each other that you are sick, so why don't you take a good rest and drink plenty of hot water?

"...Just kidding, don't take it seriously." Wei Chen quickly retreated, playing hard to get very beautifully.

Are you really kidding me!Then why does the tone sound super aggrieved!It's like being deprived of your favorite toy by your parents!Su Yang scratched his scalp ferociously, and gave up on himself: "Okay, I'll go tomorrow."

"Okay." Wei Chen quickly hung up the phone and sent the address to Su Yang, without leaving any chance of regretting.

Su Yang stared at the string of addresses, feeling that he had fallen into the trap of the black-bellied president again.No doubt!

The next day happened to be Saturday, Su Yang got up early in the morning and went to the vegetable market to buy an old hen, and picked out several kinds of vegetables. He remembered someone’s favorite carrot, picked a piece of ginger, picked a few pears, and returned with a full load Go back to the apartment and start cooking.

Since it is to visit a doctor, do it properly, so as not to go empty-handed, it is even more strange for the two of them to look at each other without words.

While stewing old hen soup, Mao Zirui called and asked to go out to eat hot pot. After hearing that Su Yang made a nutritious meal for the patient, he strongly demanded to eat and drink.

"Crazy, you eat all the nutritious meals." Su Yang finally couldn't stand it and nodded in agreement after scolding, and asked Mao Zirui to accompany him to Wei Chen's house.

In this way, it will appear as if good friends are visiting together, and it can smooth things over when embarrassing.Su Yang gave him twelve thumbs up for his cleverness.

"Then I might as well call Brother Huai Yi, anyway, they live very close together." Mao Zirui yawned, ready to get up and go out to meet Su Yang.

Su Yang pricked up his ears: "How do you know where he lives?"

According to Mao Zirui's unscrupulous words, if he is so affectionate, could it be that he has already had sex with the beautiful male anchor?But it feels like the two have the same attributes, how do I get out?The picture seems to be a little intoxicated...

"I've been to his house, and I've heard him talk about it. Hey, I'm dead, I'll find you later."

Been to his house!I rely on!Wait don't hang up!Make it clear to me!Su Yang's gossip heart was full of enthusiasm, but the buddy on the other end didn't understand his excitement at all, so he hung up leisurely, leaving a beep in vain.