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WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF? ! ! !

Kissed? ! ! !

Is the object still my Tiancai male god? ! ! !

Su Yang was filled with an English word starting with F!wholeheartedly!Whole brain!

The fucking beep—

Fuck, don't stick your tongue in! ! !A certain innocent little virgin felt that the slippery thing of the other party was trying to invade his mouth, and secretly seduced his tongue. He was terrified and struggled desperately to back away.

However, a salty pig's hand on his waist and a salty pig's hand on the back of his head tightly blocked the escape route.There was still a courier box in his hand, and there was no room for pushing people.

Wei Chen has been lingering in the grass for several years, and he is proficient in various skills.Although I have never done forced kissing before, but kissing is easy.Moreover, he was still facing a young child, and after a few attacks, he lost his helmet and armor and was defeated, so he let him pick.

Really comfortable... Mr. President is very satisfied.Soft and fragrant, it smells like the fig and kumquat tea just now.It was not in vain that he kept himself clean and patiently chased him for more than a month, and the little rabbit was simply the best tailor-made for him.

Su Yang was dizzy and a little confused about the situation.The male god is kissing him, and the kiss seems to be quite happy, what's going on?

Should we resist now, or cooperate?I always feel that it's weird if I cooperate, but if I resist... I feel a little bit reluctant.His head was like a pot of paste, and he struggled to wake up for a few seconds, and then he was pulled up and down again, unable to tell the direction.

Unwilling to be left out in the cold, the elevator door, which had been silent for a long time, opened slowly with a soft sound.The two people who pressed the elevator button outside saw the picture inside the elevator, and they both gasped.

The movement from the third party woke up Su Yang. He stepped back fiercely in a posture of who am I, where am I, and what am I doing? He smashed the courier box in his hand, rushed out of the elevator and ran away.

Reflexively, Wei Chen caught the courier box that was thrown over him, and in the blink of an eye, he realized that the little rabbit had disappeared. He frowned and turned around to rush out of the elevator.

"Me, my courier!" One of the people outside the elevator shouted in a daze.

Wei Chen casually stuffed the courier box into the arms of the person who made the sound, and followed the footsteps.

Another person outside the elevator murmured, "That's...that super famous Mr. Wei from Hangxin Technology?"

"Yes..." Yao Yuan, who caught the express box, also murmured to his girlfriend: "The two of them...?"

"Are...kissing?"

Yao Yuan fell silent and did not answer this question.It seems that I suddenly know something very important, whether it is good or bad, it is better not to express it for the time being.

"Let's keep this matter a secret, don't tell it."

Su Yang ran around like a headless fly, his heart was beating so fast that he was about to jump out of his chest, and he didn't know if it was because of the violent running or what happened just now.

Now how to do?In short, I have to go to a place where no one is around to sort out my thoughts first, so I can't be dazzled by beauty anymore and do some bold and outrageous things.

where to?Running is definitely not good, because the legs are too short and I will be caught up after a while.We have to find a way to get a fast means of transportation, bicycle?bus?

Not far away came the loud sound of car horns, mixed with people's shouts: "Yangyang! I'm right here, where are you going!"

Mao Zirui!By the way, he is waiting downstairs!

Su Yang quickly changed his direction and ran towards the sound of the horn. As expected, the bright yellow Sao Bao Wrangler stopped in the parking space and flashed him twice.He hurried over and opened the door and jumped into the car. Before he could sit still, he said eagerly, "Go, go!"

"What are you doing? Someone is chasing you?" Mao Zirui walked forward slowly with a blank expression on his face.

"Hurry up!" Su Yang was so anxious that he was sweating, fastened his seat belt and locked the car door, not forgetting to see if Wei Chen would catch up.

"Hey, hey, there is a gangster chasing you, so don't drag me into the water." Mao Zirui complained and speeded up the car honestly.

Before the Wrangler could turn the last corner and drive out of the parking lot, he heard someone shouting from behind: "Yang Yang!"

Mao Zirui looked in the rearview mirror and found that it was Wei Chen, and hurriedly stepped on the brake: "Brother Chen is calling you from behind."

"Don't stop!" Before Su Yang finished speaking, Wei Chen had already run to the side of the car just as Mao Zirui was slowing down.He maintained his demeanor and did not pull the door forcefully, but said to Su Yang: "Yang Yang, can we talk if we come down?"

Su Yang turned his head away from looking at him, and after a moment of silence, he still made up his mind: "Drive away!"

Mao Zirui guessed that there might be some unhappiness between the two of them. He knew the temper of his best friend, and he was soft and easy to bully.I have never seen such a violent reaction like today.It's better not to let the conflict intensify now, leave and calm down before talking.

He winked at Wei Chen, started the car again and drove away.

Wei Chen yelled a few times in vain from behind, and when he saw that the car really drove away, he grabbed his hair and turned around impatiently.It's terrible, I shouldn't be so impulsive, and it just so happened that two people came and scared the little rabbit away.

Thinking about Zhu Huai's telling him to be more tactful before, he couldn't help it.Why can't I help it!I've endured it for a month, it's only a short while away!What's more, the kiss got carried away.Can't you let go with two kisses?Have to wait to be seen!

Damn it!Damn it!

"Yangyang... where are we going?" Mao Zirui drove aimlessly on the road for a long while, seeing Su Yang's expression was gloomy without saying a word, thinking about it, it was impossible to go for supper again.

But you can’t just keep driving like this, stop first and ask what’s important.

Su Yang played with the seat belt silently, and answered after a long time: "Can I go to your house?"

"Okay." Mao Zirui discerned the direction, turned the car and headed home.

Mao Zirui's house is a duplex apartment that his father bought for him. As a low-key (?) rich second generation who is more playful and his parents don't care much, he moved out from home to live alone after graduation.Although the apartment is not large in size, it is more than enough for living alone. It is fully functional and has two bedrooms, which is enough for him to live by himself and raise a giant Alaska.

Mao Zirui took Su Yang back to his apartment, opened the door and dragged the enthusiastic dog in first, so that people could enter the house. Lion weighs more than Su Yang, if someone hugs him on the spur of the moment, he can be crushed to the ground.

After tidying up the long-haired monster and throwing a bone stick for it to chew on, Mao Zirui hurriedly dragged Su Yang up to the bedroom on the second floor.The two nestled on the tatami bay window, took some drinks and fruit and started talking at night.

"...I think it's better for you not to drink." Su Yang held Mao Zirui's hand silently.

Mao Zirui was speechless: "Is that an exaggeration? What happened?"

Su Yang was filled with righteous indignation: "My body and mind have been greatly hurt!"

"???" Mao Zirui's face was full of question marks: "Is it the huge injury I understand?"

"Eh..." Su Yang thought about Mao Zirui's level of understanding and cognition, and said firmly: "No!"

wipe!Mao Zirui rolled his eyes, held up the orange juice and drank it himself.

Su Yang looked up to the sky and roared: "I was kissed by the male god!!! And I feel so good!!!"

puff!Mao Zirui immediately choked on the orange juice, coughed desperately, put down the orange juice, took the mineral water and poured it down.

I told you not to drink water first... Su Yang said that he deserved it.

"Cough." Mao Zirui regained his composure: "You mean Brother Chen?"

Otherwise, who else would there be!Can this night's talk continue?Su Yang angrily picked up the pomegranate and ate it one by one.

"If you think it's cool, why are you running!" Mao Zirui said in disbelief, "You should jump straight up!"

You shouldn't communicate with the guy who has a sperm on his head at this moment!Su Yang was so angry that he threw the pomegranate on him, pulled the thin blanket over his back to cover his head and face, and fell down on the tatami mat, pretending to be dead.

Mao Zirui took over and peeled half a pomegranate, but he didn't get up, so he leaned over and patted him: "Yangyang, Yangyang? Tell me again, what do you mean?"

Su Yang moved slightly, covered himself in the blanket and said in a muffled voice, "Do you think I'm good enough for him?"

Mao Zirui twitched the corner of his mouth: "...you want to tell the truth?"

Su Yang lifted the blanket with a smile, and raked Mao Zirui's hair: "Thank you for your truth."

"...Ah?" Mao Zirui grabbed the troublesome hand on his head: "Wait, I don't understand. It's just a bed to get a kidney, and it's not a relationship, so why should you care about whether you are compatible or not?"

"I can't get rid of the kidney." Su Yang put away his smiling face and let out a long sigh: "Because I've already lost my mind."

"..." Mao Zirui didn't answer for a while.

"So I'm going to completely refuse." Su Yang took out his phone while talking, uninstalled one by one, deleted Wei Chen's WeChat friends, and blocked his phone number: "I'm amazing, I would never have dared to think about it before, Reject Tiancai male god or something."

I think you are very sick! ! !Mao Zirui bumped his head on the tatami, especially wanting to betray his friend and inform the enemy.