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"Su Yang, the show is over, are you going back?" Yao Yuan patted the person whose head was buried in the cushion, but did not get any reply.He frowned slightly and turned the person over, only to find that the other person was sleeping soundly.

"Wake up, wake up, go home!" He reached out and patted the flushed face of the other party.

"Wow, how much did he drink?" Yao Yuan's girlfriend tidied up her bag and clothes and walked over, looking at the beer bottles on the coffee table and smacking her tongue.

"I don't know, I've never seen him drink before." Yao Yuan had no choice but to call a few more times and only got a vague sleepy response, so he had to take the phone in Su Yang's hand: "Ask President Wei to come pick you up?"

"Well……"

Yao Yuan shook his head angrily and amusedly, and rummaged through the address book.

I flipped through it from top to bottom, and went back to check it twice, but I couldn't find anyone who looked like Wei Chen.He thought for a moment and clicked into WeChat, searched twice, but still couldn't see the clue.

"Don't even save the number?" He scratched his head a little confused.

Yao Yuan's girlfriend leaned over and asked the little drunk cat softly, "Su Yang, what's Mr. Wei's number? We'll call him to pick you up."

The little drunk cat said hazily: "Um... pull, pull black..."

Are you kidding me? !Yao Yuan's face was full of black lines.

Fortunately, Mao Zirui got impatient and called in. Yao Yuan quickly picked up and explained clearly, and then he explained to the drunk cat.On the other hand, when they heard that the person concerned was actually drunk, they looked at each other, and at the sea of ​​flowers that filled the room, their hearts were filled with disapproval.

"I'll pick him up first, then we'll talk..." Mao Zirui carefully got up and fled with the dog.Ma Ye Chen's face is as black as the bottom of a pot, so scary!

With Yao Yuan's help, Mao Zirui put Su Yang, who was stumbling around, into the car and wiped off his sweat.What kind of crazy is this guy drinking suddenly and getting drunk, do you know how many people's efforts were wasted!

Alas, that's all, the big deal is to wake up tomorrow morning and change from surprise to fright.It shouldn't be too much of a stretch to let Brother Chen and the others stay at home for one night.

Mao Zirui started the Wrangler and was about to go home when Su Yang, who was leaning on the passenger seat, suddenly grabbed his hand: "What time is it?"

Ge Laozi is scary!Mao Zirui clutched his chest and panted heavily, glanced at the time: "It's almost 08:30...Are you drunk?"

"08:30... Eight! O'clock! Half! Time for the male god's night run! I'm going! I'm going to the gym to watch the male god's night run!"

"..." Mao Zirui was dumbfounded as he watched his buddy go berserk: "Are you serious?"

"Hmm! Look at the male god running at night! Running at night! Topless, with muscles... a lot of muscles! Draw it, hehehe, save it in the computer!"

Mao Zirui felt that the three views were a little shaken, so he silently threw off Su Yang's men and got off the car and started calling Wei Chen: "...Brother Chen, I feel that we need to implement PLANB... Would you like to run topless in the gym at night?"

"Gym...go to the gym!!!"

"I'll be at the gym right away! You should sit down for me!"

From time to time, drunken chatter and forbearance roared from inside the herdsman, and they drove crookedly on the road for a long time and finally arrived at the Chengnan Gymnasium.

Mao Zirui led the dog with his left hand and Su Yang with his right, and kicked the door of the car with his foot, thinking about how to use his foot to call the enemy army to inform him.

"Gymnasium! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!" Su Yang desperately dragged Mao Zirui forward, and Lion followed suit.Mao Zirui couldn't cope with the combination of the two forces, so he staggered behind.

Terrible, this messy situation, and there are so many people running at night for Mao's gymnasium, is it really necessary for the president of Megatron to run naked (upper body)!

The point now is to get in touch with them first, ask where they are, and then try to lure the drunk cat to a place with few people, so that it can reduce the exposure if it makes a fool of itself later.

but!The drunk cat dragged him aimlessly with all its strength, and with the addition of a giant Alaska, Mao Zirui had more than enough energy.

Wait, there is a good idea, to tie the two pulling forces together and let them pull each other, wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone?Mao Zirui had a flash of inspiration, and desperately held him back: "Yangyang, Yangyang! You hold Lion and stand here and watch Brother Chen run. I'll find a hidden corner and secretly take some photos. I'll send them to you when the time comes, okay?"

Su Yang frowned and thought for a long time, then nodded slowly: "Okay!"

This stupid melon!Really promise!

The corner of Mao Zirui's mouth twitched as he handed Lion's dog leash to Su Yang. In order to prevent the drunk cat from letting go of the dog unconsciously, he specially tied a knot on his wrist to tie it tightly.Only then did he manage to escape, and found a tree to hide behind and make a phone call.

"Brother Huai Yi, where have you been? We are now in the south of the gymnasium, there is a piece of greenery here."

"We're here too, aren't we in the south? Come here right away."

Phew - it's really special that four people have a collective convulsion.Mao Zirui complained wildly in his heart.If this crazy scene was seen by a reporter, he would even think of the headlines of tomorrow's news: The president of the listed company lost his mind and ran naked in the gymnasium in the middle of the night!

A few minutes later, Mao Zirui vaguely saw a person running from a distance, with his head held high and his chest high, walking quickly, fortunately he was wearing clothes.

The man ran up to Su Yang with light steps and standard posture, slowed down a little, tried to let Su Yang see clearly, and ran away slowly.

"How is it?" Zhu Huai also said anxiously on the other end of the phone.

Mao Zirui observed for a while and reported: "It seems that there is no response, just giggle there."

Zhu Huai also waved to the people who ran back: "Brother Chen, run again."

Wei Chen was thoughtful: "Why don't I take off my shirt?"

Zhu Huai also hurriedly stopped Fa Xiao: "Don't convulse too much, this dark Yang Yang can't tell whether you are naked or not."

Mao Zirui also interjected when he heard it: "I think Yangyang is so drunk that it's good to be able to distinguish people."

Wei Chen nodded and turned back.

This time he stayed longer than the last time, and he almost stopped where he was, and successfully met Su Yang's eyes.But the latter smirked at him in a daze, his eyes were bright and his face was flushed, but he didn't respond at all.Wei Chen struggled so desperately that he couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to run away under Mao Zirui's waving signal.

Before he ran ten meters away, he heard an exclamation from behind, followed by the shocking sound of flesh hitting the ground and dragging.Wei Chen stopped in surprise and turned around. Mao Zirui's giant Alaska lion named Lion galloped towards him, dragging a person behind him and rubbing hard on the ground!

Fuck!Wei Chen's heart was beating wildly, and he rushed back to face the dog, slapped the hundred-pound dog to the side, squatted down and rolled over the person lying on the ground: "Yangyang, Yangyang?"

Seeing someone squatting down, Lion thought he was going to play with it, so he stuck out his tongue happily and moved up.Wei Chen didn't care so much in his desperation, so he slapped the dog on the nose again, making it whimper and lay beside him hugging its nose in aggrieved way.

"Yangyang, where is the injury? Where is the pain?" In the dim light at night, Wei Chen couldn't see clearly, and Wei Chen vaguely felt that Su Yang was covered in blood, and was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.

"It hurts..." Su Yang was half awake from the pain everywhere, and murmured that he wanted to reach out to touch it.Wei Chen quickly stopped his hand to stop him, and found that there was a dog leash tied to his wrist, and angrily removed the culprit.

"Don't touch me, I'll take you to the hospital." With a strong arm, he picked him up and walked towards the parking lot.

Su Yang still hissed in pain: "Dog..."

Wei Chen was furious: "You still care about that dead dog after looking like this!"

Su Yang pursed his mouth aggrievedly: "That's Mao Zirui's dog..."

wipe!Wei Chen stopped on the spot, took a few deep breaths, and said angrily, "Mao Zirui! Take your dog away!"

"Hey!!!" Mao Zirui couldn't see what was going on in the distance, so he didn't dare to approach rashly, but now he heard Bao He and crawled over to catch the dog.When he finished leading the dog and raised his head, he gasped suddenly: "Yang Yang!"

"It hurts..." Su Yang held back his tears and acted like a baby to him.

"You--" Mao Zirui stuttered halfway, saw Wei Chen's face clearly, and tactfully stepped aside: "Brother Chen, take him to the hospital quickly!"

Wei Chen didn't say a word, walked like flying, carried him into the car, and left in the dust.

Mao Zirui stayed on the spot with the dog, and Zhu Huai, who sensed something was wrong, ran over and asked, "What's going on? Where are they?"

"...Yangyang was pulled by Lion as a sled... Is it too late for me to send Lion to escape? Will Brother Chen chase him all the way and use him to stew dog meat soup?"

Zhu Huai also had a half-knowledge, only knew that the situation was not good, so he made a decisive decision: "Don't worry about this, where are they going? I will inform Uncle Chen to help."

"Should go to the nearest hospital." Mao Zirui guessed blankly.

"Okay, you take the dog home first, and I'll call you later."