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My head hurts... my neck hurts... my hands hurt, my feet hurt, my whole body hurts...

Su Yang struggled to open his eyes, dizzy from the dazzling sunlight.

Where is this?what's going on……

"Are you awake?" a low, magnetic voice sounded.

Male, male god?Su Yang squinted at the source of the sound, and saw Wei Chen sitting on the single sofa, staring at him expressionlessly.

what happened?Wait, wait, let me think.Su Yang closed his eyes and began to sort out the memories of last night... After a while, he whimpered, pulled the quilt over his head, and cried bitterly underneath!

I do not want to live! ! !

"Remember?" Wei Chen looked at him amusedly.

Su Yang lifted the quilt and pretended to be loveless: "I lost my memory, who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?"

Wei Chen couldn't help getting up and going over, leaning against the bed and grabbing the tip of his nose: "Tell me first what it means that we have a baby in the painting?"

"It's not interesting!" Su Yang slapped his hand away: "Why do you tell the doctor that it's my boyfriend, and I have to draw blood to test for sexually transmitted diseases..."

"Self-assessment? Who insisted on calling my mother last night, saying that I despised him and wanted to leave him and fly away?"

Su Yang gasped: "That Mrs. Wei is your mother?"

Wei Chen nodded with a suppressed smile.

Su Yang wailed again and pulled the quilt, trying to suffocate himself.

So there is no need to get drunk! ! !

Wei Chen watched the quilt wriggling back and forth amusedly, and when he had enjoyed enough, he lifted off the quilt and revealed his frowning little face, with deep and focused eyes, and said the words that should have been said in the flowers last night: "Yangyang, follow me!" How about I be together?"

Su Yang flattened his mouth: "Not good..."

Wei Chen reached out and pinched his cheek: "Why?"

"Because you will abandon me, I don't want to live in fear every day as my last..."

Wei Chen felt quite helpless: "Yangyang, have some confidence in me, okay? You don't think it's a little unfair to label me as a rebellious and abandoned person when you don't get along with me?"

Su Yang lowered his eyes and said nothing, with a struggling expression.

Wei Chen thought for a moment, and added: "Chen Bo has already started calling you young mistress."

Uncle Chen just knocked on the door at the right time and came in to say good morning: "Master...Young mistress is awake?"

Su Yang was so anxious and indifferent to this person who called Lei, he didn't know what to think, and started laughing like a convulsion.He laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe, his little face was flushed and he lay on the quilt desperately refusing to look up.

What's the wind again?Wei Chen helplessly patted him on the back.

Uncle Chen stood at the door at a loss, waiting for the laughter to subside, and quickly suggested: "Go get your blood drawn first and then have breakfast. After breakfast, you can go home after getting the injection."

"Wash your face and go." Wei Chen signaled Uncle Chen to go through the formalities first, and went to the bathroom to wash his face.After dealing with himself, he took out a hot towel and wiped Su Yang's face.

Su Yang raised his head to accept the hot towel to be wiped. The hot air made his skin itchy slightly. Wherever he passed, the fatigue of the hangover was taken away, and his spirit was refreshed accordingly.

The towel was soft, fluffy and warm, so comfortable, and the person holding the towel had super-good-looking features, and the veins on his wrist were stabbed hard.Woo...

Wei Chen wiped off the fine dust carefully, and stopped when he saw that it was all clean.Just as he was about to go to the bathroom with the towel in his hand, Su Yang said aggrievedly, "Am I completely out of shape now?"

Wei Chen chuckled, "Yes."

"Then... do you still want me?"

Wei Chen raised his head in surprise, looking into those timid and expectant eyes, speechless.

Is that what he meant by it?

Su Yang didn't hear the answer, and lowered his head in disappointment: "It's nothing, I just asked casually, don't take it to heart."

This little villain has learned to play by surprise!Wei Chen reached out his hand to raise his chin dumbfounded, and took a bite on the red mouth that was wiped red by the hot towel: "How can you not take it to heart, of course."

"really?!"

"real."

"Do I want to mess with you too?"

"want."

"Do I want to do whatever I want?"

"……want."

"Do I want to be drunk too?"

"...Then let's stop drinking, okay?"

Because the doctor suggested reducing the amount of exercise, Master Chen Boxing mobilized the crowd to get a wheelchair.It was the first time for Su Yang to experience the feeling of a disabled person at such a young age. Lazily lying in a wheelchair and letting Uncle Chen push him around, it felt very fresh.

When the blood was drawn and waiting for the results while eating breakfast, it happened that the little nurse was off work last night, and when she passed by, she saw him and said hello, "Are you sober?"

Su Yang smiled embarrassedly: "Yeah!"

The little nurse professionally thought: "It's not easy to drink in the future. Do you know how to get so drunk? It will damage the nervous system, cardiovascular and cerebrovascular, digestive tract, liver, stomach, pancreas, including eyes, lungs, etc., not to mention acute Alcohol poisoning can be fatal!"

Su Yang responded with trepidation and trepidation, and only after the little nurse left did he silently add one more thing: Mao Zirui's dog is actually the one who does the most harm!

Cherish life, stay away from giant dogs!

After getting the tetanus shot and putting on the intravenous drip, when Su Yang was bored watching a movie on his mobile phone, the owner of the dog who caused the accident finally came to the door to plead guilty.

"Yangyang!!!" Mao Zirui began to cry bitterly before entering the door, his acting skills were touching.

Su Yang rolled his eyes at him, and ate blueberries with his free hand.

"How did you become a mummy!!!"

You are the mummy!Your whole family is mummified!Su Yang turned his back angrily and ignored him.

Uncle Chen flashed out the door tactfully, leaving the two of them to talk.Mao Zirui looked around curiously: "This ward is really luxurious... Where's Brother Chen?"

Su Yang said in a muffled voice: "They said they want to have a meeting, and I'll be back later."

"Come back..." Mao Zirui stroked his chin thoughtfully, ran up to Su Yang to inquire gossip with two smirks, "You two are done?"

Do you want to be so sharp!Su Yang became angry from embarrassment, but his legs couldn't move much, and the needle was still hanging in his left hand, leaving only his right hand free.

Mao Zirui leaned forward with a shy face despite his flamboyant fists and legs: "Congratulations, Yangyang, it's been five years, and I finally succeeded in getting out of the order. How do you feel?"

"Not good!" Su Yang retracted his fists and wailed and covered his face: "I was drunk and called his mother last night, and said a lot of messy things!"

Mao Zirui was taken aback for a moment, then realized he laughed wildly for 3 minutes, he was lying on the hospital bed and couldn't get up.Su Yang took the opportunity to quickly step on his face with his foot to get revenge.

"Oh my god, I offended my mother-in-law before even getting through the door, hahahahahaha..." Mao Zirui collapsed from laughing, lying on his side weakly pushing his stinky feet.

Su Yang was filled with indignation: "It's all your fault! I'm already drunk, why didn't you take me back and let me run around!"

"You are so desperate to go to the gym, you want to tear down my steering wheel and drive it yourself. Besides, Brother Chen arranged it at home... ah!" Mao Zirui was startled halfway through talking and realized that he had slipped his tongue, so he quickly shut up.

"What did Brother Chen arrange?" Su Yang asked.

Mao Zirui covered his mouth in horror and shook his head desperately.

"What? Tell me quickly, hurry up, you are still my best friend? Believe it or not, I stink to death for you?"

At the critical moment when Mao Zirui was about to succumb to his power and confess to leniency, the door of the ward opened, and the handsome, wise and mighty CEO leaned on the door frame with a half-smile: "Yangyang, why don't you tell me what it is when we have a baby?" mean?"

Su Yang immediately retracted his feet and was as quiet as a chicken.

Hmph, as expected, the Tao is one foot taller and the devil is ten feet taller.Mao Zirui straightened up, adjusted his clothes, and hid behind Wei Chen like a dog.

Long live, long live, long live, President!

Wei Chen shook his head amusedly, went to find that the drip was almost finished, and rang the call bell for the nurse to pull out the needle.Uncle Chen came in to pack his things, packed yesterday's dirty clothes, and pushed the wheelchair out.

Su Yang probed his head: "Hey, my wheelchair...?"

"You rented it, you have to return it." Wei Chen explained to him.

"Then I..." How can I move around!The knees are wrapped like zongzi, and it takes a long time to move a few meters. How can I live without a wheelchair!Su Yang couldn't help but worry about the next few days.

"Stay with me first." After checking that nothing was missing, Wei Chen picked up the little rabbit and walked out with all his strength.

"...Ah?" Su Yang blinked, this, this, this is living together?Will the progress be too fast!

No, no, how can you be so unreserved.If the parents find out, they will definitely be forced to scold him for being shameless.He hurriedly winked at Mao Zirui, trying to drag his best friend into the water to get rescued.

Mao Zirui received the gaze from behind, nodded solemnly, then silently cast the gaze aside and ignored it.

joke!How dare he disobey the CEO! Lion's life is still in the opponent's hands!

So lovely and attractive Comrade Yangyang, in order to prevent the world from being destroyed and to protect the peace of the world, I will wrong you to make sacrifices and benefit the society.