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So Su Yang had a solid experience of what it means to be so painful!

At first he just gasped for air, bit his lips and tried his best to bear it, but then he couldn't help crying and swearing, and finally he was tired and lay down like a dead fish, occasionally twitching twice to show that he was still alive.

Who said that the husband is skillful and it doesn't hurt!ah!stand out!

No matter how proficient the first time is, it still hurts like an epileptic seizure!

No wonder he told him so bluntly that it would hurt, he must have known the result a long time ago!

Su Yang recalled in a daze that when he enrolled in Taekwondo in the elementary school interest class, he fought with a boy who was two years older and a head taller than him. After the beating, his body was sore and his muscles were stiff and he couldn't walk for two days.

This time it's almost the same as before, what's more, the pain in the buttocks is so painful that it hurts even if I move it!

The price of this responsibility is too great!Mom, I want to go home!woo woo woo——

Wei Chen ate up the little rabbit and wiped it off, and went downstairs satisfied to ask Uncle Chen to cook some digestible soup and porridge at night, with his head held high like a rooster winning a fight.

How could Uncle Chen not understand, he responded with a snickering smile, and went into the kitchen to cook casserole porridge.

Wei Chen was in high spirits, and ran out to the garden like a general who had won a battle, and swaggered around his territory to patrol, one lap, two laps, three laps... The gardener who was serving the flowers and plants in the sun room couldn't help it, and came out to say hello: "Master, are you looking for something?"

wipe!Find a fart!I am so excited!excited!proud!happy!But you can't lose face by showing it in front of your wife!So take a walk and open your heart to nature!Slam Fang Qiu!

He really doesn't have Chen Bo's knowledge at all!

Wei Chen stepped forward and reached out to the gardener, "Cut some flowers for me."

The gardener nodded and bowed his head: "Master, what kind of flowers do you want? There are a bunch of red, wild goose, canna, sweet-scented osmanthus, early chrysanthemum, Jianlan..."

I don't know what flowers I want!Can't you just get some fragrance and elegant appearance?Wei Chen could only crazily do it himself to get enough food and clothing, stepped forward to smell it, snatched the garden shears from the gardener, cut off a small sprig of sweet-scented osmanthus, and walked away.

He took the sweet-scented osmanthus back to the bedroom and gently inserted it into the vase on the small coffee table.The sweet-scented osmanthus was in full bloom, and the fragrance was refreshing. The CEO smiled with satisfaction and sat down by the bed.

Then he saw the little rabbit staring blankly at the ceiling in a daze, not even knowing that someone came in.

"What's wrong? What are you thinking?" Wei Chen reached out and touched the other person's forehead.Fortunately, it didn't burn. It seems that the aftermath was done well.

"I'm thinking about calling the police." Su Yang's voice was dry.

"..." Wei Chen twitched the corners of his mouth, and reached into the quilt to help him massage his lower back.

Su Yang was enjoying the sore and numb feeling while exhaling the pain. He was particularly schizophrenic. After pressing Shutan, he hesitated and asked: "Brother Chen, will it hurt like this the second time?" Domestic violence!

Thinking of a second time so soon?very good.Wei Chen smiled: "The second time will be much better."

Well, let me trust you for now.Su Yang buried his head in the pillow, and wailed again after a while: "Why do I go to work tomorrow..."

"Take a leave of absence, or bring a cushion and I'll take you there."

Su Yang raised his head awkwardly: "Are you kidding me, you sent me there like this, do you want to come out publicly?"

"I don't want to hide it." Wei Chen scratched his spine with his fingers.

"...I'd better take a day off." Su Yang fell back on the bed and lay down again.It's bad enough for one person to be homeless and displaced, but it's imperative that both become public enemies.Anyway, make mental preparations and exercise to be stronger, collect and learn some successful cases by the way, and then consider the issue of coming out.

The next day, Su Yang didn't wake up slowly until after ten o'clock. When he was enjoying the lotus seed and red bean paste cooked by Chen Bo in the restaurant, Mao Zirui came over.

"Yangyang! Brother Chen said he really couldn't leave today, so let me accompany you. How are you?" Mao Zirui finished his opening remarks, saw the soft red bean paste on the table, and snatched Su Yang's spoon without hesitation Take a bite: "Mmm! It's so sweet!"

How can anyone snatch food as soon as they come!Su Yang angrily took the red bean paste back.

Seeing another person who likes to eat his food, Chen Bo smiled happily and brought a new bowl to the table: "Master Mao, drink it, I cooked a lot."

Mao Zirui gave a thumbs up, eating and drinking happily.After drinking to his heart's content, his belly swelled before he stopped, and caught Su Yang into the room to whisper.

"Tell me, tell me, how do you feel?" The gossip was exposed.

bad friend!Su Yang rolled his eyes: "It hurts to death."

"Hahahahaha, it's normal." Mao Zirui laughed and patted Su Yang on the shoulder: "It's the first time, if you don't enter the hospital, you win."

Depend on!Su Yang put his middle finger on his face.

Mao Zirui laughed enough before continuing, "I'm not joking with you. After getting used to it, it's easy and enjoyable to drive on the road. It's not that scary."

Su Yang lay down on the bed weakly: "He asked you to coax me, didn't he? He was afraid that I would be scared away."

"No way, I'm telling the truth." Mao Zirui lay down next to him: "It's hard to find a reliable person in our circle, let alone someone who can get along with him for a long time. If there is a good candidate, we must seize the opportunity. Don't learn from me, dating with sex until you don't even know what it's like to be in love."

After talking about his voice was a little low, Su Yang sensed something was wrong, straightened up to look at him, and found that his expression was very sad.

"...What's going on with you and anchor Huai Yi?" Su Yang asked.

"Did you see it?" Mao Zirui was very surprised.

"Isn't it obvious?" Su Yang scratched his head: "But I can only see that you two seem to have something to do, and I don't know what it is."

Mao Zirui was dumb for a long time, and then he sighed after a while.

Su Yang didn't urge him, he lay side by side with his best friend, could hear each other's breathing, and each was thinking about his own thoughts.

Finally, Mao Zirui said, "Remember what I mentioned to you before. When I was a child, I lived abroad for two years and met a little brother who was one year older than me? The one whose parents had business dealings."

"Remember." Su Yang finished answering, and said in surprise, "That little brother is Huai Yi's host?"

"It's been so long that I don't remember the specific appearance of the other party at all. The impression is that he is very beautiful. Before he asked me out, I didn't think much about it. According to the past practice, I took advantage of the situation. Later, I made a date on the same date. Others, if he knew about it, he would be angry."

"Huh?" Su Yang was a little confused: "You don't remember him, but he remembers you, does that mean?"

"Yes, didn't I tell you that when I was a child, I exchanged keepsakes with my little brother?" Mao Zirui said as he pulled out a pendant from his T-shirt: "He gave this to me. Last time I went to G power to do yin yoga , He saw it while changing clothes."

Su Yang's facial expression was a little tense: "...you have been wearing it for so many years?"

Mao Zirui said angrily: "I'm just used to wearing it! And it's very well made!"

Su Yang couldn't help laughing secretly, the corners of his mouth flew upwards.This story is so joyful, I can imagine that the anchor Huaiyi miraculously met the person he liked when he was young, and the other person was still wearing a token from more than ten years ago. The excitement in his heart was unspeakable, and he succeeded in asking him out, and had a happy fight A shot, and then the other party patted his ass and left.

Hahahahaha, I will definitely want to strangle each other to death!

Strangling to death may still not relieve hatred, you should use a boning knife to cut people into pieces and use them to cook hot pot!

"And then?" Su Yang asked with a suppressed smile.

"Then he confessed his identity to me. When it came to the token, I knew it was him. He said he wanted to fall in love with me, and I hesitated..."

"Why are you hesitating!" Su Yang sighed: "It's so beautiful! More than ten years! Wait, is the attribute wrong? Both of you are biased towards 0?"

"He's 1! No, that's not the point!" Mao Zirui was a little crazy: "I'm used to dating with sex, and falling in love is very twisted! It's hard to guarantee that you won't cheat, do you understand!"

"The anchor Huaiyi is 1?!" Su Yang turned pale with shock.

"Do you know how to focus on the key points!" Mao Zirui almost raised his hand to hit him.

"Mei Gong scumbag! This is the first time I've seen a live Mei Gong!"

"..." Mao Zirui silently shut up, bearing the notoriety of being a scumbag, and lay back on the bed.

Su Yang was still curious: "Then why did he call himself sister during the live broadcast?"

"It's just the effect of the show..." Mao Zirui mourned, "He's super ruthless on the bed."

Cough, super ruthless or something, it is especially easy to make people think about it.Especially when I just experienced the first time yesterday...

Su Yang finally withdrew his heart of gossip, put aside the topic of Xiasanlu, and focused on his best friend's love life: "Then what are you going to do next?"

"I don't know, he's been staring at me now, and he's threatening people not to go out with me in the live broadcast room, which makes me in a dilemma."

The topic of why Mao always involuntarily goes down three ways!Su Yang struggled again, trying to bring the topic back: "Then you should be with him, you don't hate him, do you?"

"Yangyang!" Mao Zirui raised his hand and grabbed him: "I should be experienced in going to bed, right?"

Su Yang nodded blankly.

"Just like that, I think he's super ruthless. I probably can't bear it a few more times. Do you understand what I mean!!!"

Su Yang opened his mouth wide in shock.

Is it so exaggerated!It's hard to imagine anchor Huai Yi as such a person in bed!

"Um, then you should discuss it with him, take it easy..." Su Yang was really powerless to save the topic that would go down three ways no matter what, so he had to break the pot and fall with it.