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Chapter 57
Assistant Xiao Zeng is still the host, but this time there is an opening speech by the CEO.Su Yang was finally able to witness her husband's speech at a close distance from the audience, his round eyes narrowed into slits, his hands hidden under the table, rubbing his thighs desperately.
So handsome! ! !
There are many Hangxin girls who feel the same way as Su Yang.They don't see the president very often, and if they are unlucky, they may only have this chance for a whole year. Of course, they will not forget to take crazy pictures.
Su Yang was afraid of being mistaken as a pervert, so he didn't dare to take out his mobile phone to take pictures openly.But he found that the girls were taking crazy photos, and thought that someone might post them on Wei Chen's fan group website, so he secretly went to collect the pictures.
Sure enough, there is already a live broadcast post for the Hangxin annual meeting, and the post was made by the undercover agent who worked at Hangxin and provided news about the press conference——Chitu GIRL.
Theme [Eating soil GIRL: Year-end benefits!The company's annual meeting is live!President SAMA is so handsome! 】
Floor 1: I really want to get in!
Floor 2: I really want to get in! +1
Floor 3: I really want to get in! +2
Floor 4: I really want to get in! +3
Floor 5: I am probably a wonderful flower who wants to see the dishes of the annual meeting of big companies...
Floor 6: I am the landlord, here, the dishes you want. 【picture】
7th floor: So hungry, motherfucker!My takeaway too!Slap the table!
Floor 8: Revenge society at noon, protest!Look at the handsome pictures of idols!
Floor 9: Oh, the host, are you at table No.18?I saw my own back.
Floor 10: Hahaha, the scene where rivals in love recognize each other.
Floor 11: I like to hear and see, I want to watch the live broadcast.
12th floor: I'm on the 9th floor. What's there to tear off? The president's big ring has been worn for almost a month. Now we're purely admiring it.
Floor 13: My God, why did you mention the ring!I want to tear up that little bitch who kidnapped his idol!
Floor 14: I am the host, please don't speak bad words to President SAMA's lover, President SAMA will be sad if he sees it.The annual meeting has begun, here are the photos for you. 【Image] [image】
Floor 15: Yes, we are fans of reason.
Floor 16: Wow, wow, so handsome!The tie is super beautiful, the pattern is beautiful!
Floor 17: It's decided. I still have half a year to graduate, so I must squeeze into the Hangxin internship!make a fist!
18th floor: Worship the boss on the 17th floor, it is very difficult to get into the Hangxin internship.
19th floor: I am the 9th floor. The president’s speeches are so short every year. I haven’t seen enough and feel sad.
Floor 20: Envious of the two who work in Hangxin, woo woo woo...
Floor 21: I'm on the 9th floor. I work in Hangxin and express my admiration for the president's assistant, who can see his handsome face every day.I only saw it twice this year, and both were far away.
Floor 22: Envy Assistant +1
Floor 23: Envy Assistant +2
Floor 24: Envy Assistant +3
Floor 25: Destroy formations, envy lovers of idols.
Floor 26: Cough... I can't be envious.Those who can abduct idols are definitely not ordinary people, who cannot afford to be provoked.
27th floor: I am the landlord, the president SAMA went to eat at his own table, and it is too far away to take pictures of TAT.
28th floor: I am on the 9th floor. Table No.13 can only take a distant view of the back. I really hope that I can be at the second, third, and fourth tables. 【picture】
Floor 29: Bankruptcy to buy a seat for two, three or four tables!
Floor 30: Are there any masters at tables [-], [-], and [-] in the fan club?Or is there anyone who is brave enough to run over to take pictures?
Su Yang looked up and found that he was at the fourth table, and he could see Wei Chen's side face after a short look.He thought for a long time, and secretly sent a text message to Wei Chen.
——Su Yang: Brother Chen, can I take a photo of you and post it on the fan club website?Is it a benefit for fans at the end of the year?
Wei Chen felt his phone vibrate, took it out and looked so happy that he almost jumped up.
My wife is so amazing that she is willing to give benefits to her rival in love. What is going on in her little head?
Of course, responsiveness is what a good husband should do.
——Wei Chen: Honey, you can take as many pictures as you want.
Su Yang blushed slightly, and while there were employees performing a mechanical dance on the stage extension and everyone's attention was focused on it, he snapped at Wei Chen's perfect profile.
Floor 35: [picture]
36th floor:……
37th floor: Which one is on the 35th floor? ? ?
Floor 38: Fuck, this isn't big, it's huge! ! !
Floor 39: Ju Ju, please accept my knee! ! !
Floor 40: Where is the landlord? What about the 9th floor?Please help me to find out who is the god at tables two, three and four?
Floor 41: I am the landlord, too far away to see...
Floor 42: I'm on the 9th floor, and the host and I are separated by the stage extension, so the line of sight is very obstructed.
43rd floor: Ask Juju on the 35th floor to report his family name.
44th floor: Ask Juju on the 35th floor to report his family name. +1
45th floor: Ask Juju on the 35th floor to report his family name. +2
46th floor: Ask Juju on the 35th floor to report his family name. +3
Damn, I have to report myself!Su Yang was so frightened that he quickly exited the website, pressed the phone off and stuffed it into his pocket.
Terrible!
Halfway through the annual meeting program, after watching a bunch of embarrassing skits, back-to-back twists, and talent competitions, it finally came to the awarding session for outstanding employees.At the same time, number plates began to be distributed on the spot for later games and lottery draws.
Su Yang got the number 57 and secretly shook it at Wei Chen.With a smile on the corner of Wei Chen's mouth, he shook his own number plate, No. 1, the president's special number plate at him.
Of course there is a shady side to this, because some games are not suitable for the president to go up and lose face, and the fixed number can be eliminated first.And some relatively simple games can make the president show his face a little bit and get closer to the employees.
Assistant Xiao Zeng presided over it dutifully. After the commendation, the first game began.
Dance with hands and feet: Twelve people stand in a horizontal row, facing the audience, listening to the host's password.The one who makes the wrong move or has the slowest reaction is eliminated, and the last remaining player is the winner.
Su Yang was not drawn, and happily listened to Xiao Zeng reciting the magic spell.
"Left hand up, right hand up. Left hand down, left foot up. Right hand down, left hand up. Left foot down, right hand up right foot. Right hand down, right foot down .Left left foot and right hand are raised at the same time, left hand and left foot are lowered at the same time. Right hand is lowered, left foot is raised. Right hand is raised, left foot is lowered..."
Fortunately, I didn't get it!With my own coordination, I guarantee that the second sentence will tie into a knot and fall to the ground, as ugly as it is.
After the game, the winner took the prize-hair dryer and waved it to the audience.Soon the second game begins.
Fifty cents: One dollar for men, fifty cents for women.The host announced the start of the game and shouted out a money amount. Everyone should form a small team equal to that amount in the shortest possible time and persist until the final winner.
Su Yang wasn't drawn again. Thinking about it, how embarrassing it was to be hugged by his subordinates in front of her husband.
The third game finally hit him, and shortly after, the President was also drawn.
There was a lot of applause at the scene.
Damn, it was arranged in advance!Su Yang secretly glared.
But it is clear that number 57 was obtained randomly, is it really such a coincidence?
Mr. President was drawn, which means that it is a very peaceful game, and he will never lose face.Put it together: Divide into four groups of ten people in each group.First select a recipient, stand on the stage with a tray in hand, and other team members provide items and put them in the tray according to the requirements of the host.The first team to collect all items wins.
Of course, no one in Wei Chen's group dared to compete for the position of receiver, and they all defaulted to the CEO.Wei Chen took the tray without hesitation and stood there as a vase.
Su Yang couldn't help sighing, the shady scene was indeed a proper shady scene.
Assistant Xiao Zeng raised the microphone to his mouth with a smile: "Please provide - five-meter-long shoelaces!"
What the hell game!Su Yang lowered his head and found that he was wearing a pair of cotton shoes without laces.There were only three people in the group who had shoelaces, and they each took them apart and put them together, and the total was more than five meters.
So handsome! ! !
There are many Hangxin girls who feel the same way as Su Yang.They don't see the president very often, and if they are unlucky, they may only have this chance for a whole year. Of course, they will not forget to take crazy pictures.
Su Yang was afraid of being mistaken as a pervert, so he didn't dare to take out his mobile phone to take pictures openly.But he found that the girls were taking crazy photos, and thought that someone might post them on Wei Chen's fan group website, so he secretly went to collect the pictures.
Sure enough, there is already a live broadcast post for the Hangxin annual meeting, and the post was made by the undercover agent who worked at Hangxin and provided news about the press conference——Chitu GIRL.
Theme [Eating soil GIRL: Year-end benefits!The company's annual meeting is live!President SAMA is so handsome! 】
Floor 1: I really want to get in!
Floor 2: I really want to get in! +1
Floor 3: I really want to get in! +2
Floor 4: I really want to get in! +3
Floor 5: I am probably a wonderful flower who wants to see the dishes of the annual meeting of big companies...
Floor 6: I am the landlord, here, the dishes you want. 【picture】
7th floor: So hungry, motherfucker!My takeaway too!Slap the table!
Floor 8: Revenge society at noon, protest!Look at the handsome pictures of idols!
Floor 9: Oh, the host, are you at table No.18?I saw my own back.
Floor 10: Hahaha, the scene where rivals in love recognize each other.
Floor 11: I like to hear and see, I want to watch the live broadcast.
12th floor: I'm on the 9th floor. What's there to tear off? The president's big ring has been worn for almost a month. Now we're purely admiring it.
Floor 13: My God, why did you mention the ring!I want to tear up that little bitch who kidnapped his idol!
Floor 14: I am the host, please don't speak bad words to President SAMA's lover, President SAMA will be sad if he sees it.The annual meeting has begun, here are the photos for you. 【Image] [image】
Floor 15: Yes, we are fans of reason.
Floor 16: Wow, wow, so handsome!The tie is super beautiful, the pattern is beautiful!
Floor 17: It's decided. I still have half a year to graduate, so I must squeeze into the Hangxin internship!make a fist!
18th floor: Worship the boss on the 17th floor, it is very difficult to get into the Hangxin internship.
19th floor: I am the 9th floor. The president’s speeches are so short every year. I haven’t seen enough and feel sad.
Floor 20: Envious of the two who work in Hangxin, woo woo woo...
Floor 21: I'm on the 9th floor. I work in Hangxin and express my admiration for the president's assistant, who can see his handsome face every day.I only saw it twice this year, and both were far away.
Floor 22: Envy Assistant +1
Floor 23: Envy Assistant +2
Floor 24: Envy Assistant +3
Floor 25: Destroy formations, envy lovers of idols.
Floor 26: Cough... I can't be envious.Those who can abduct idols are definitely not ordinary people, who cannot afford to be provoked.
27th floor: I am the landlord, the president SAMA went to eat at his own table, and it is too far away to take pictures of TAT.
28th floor: I am on the 9th floor. Table No.13 can only take a distant view of the back. I really hope that I can be at the second, third, and fourth tables. 【picture】
Floor 29: Bankruptcy to buy a seat for two, three or four tables!
Floor 30: Are there any masters at tables [-], [-], and [-] in the fan club?Or is there anyone who is brave enough to run over to take pictures?
Su Yang looked up and found that he was at the fourth table, and he could see Wei Chen's side face after a short look.He thought for a long time, and secretly sent a text message to Wei Chen.
——Su Yang: Brother Chen, can I take a photo of you and post it on the fan club website?Is it a benefit for fans at the end of the year?
Wei Chen felt his phone vibrate, took it out and looked so happy that he almost jumped up.
My wife is so amazing that she is willing to give benefits to her rival in love. What is going on in her little head?
Of course, responsiveness is what a good husband should do.
——Wei Chen: Honey, you can take as many pictures as you want.
Su Yang blushed slightly, and while there were employees performing a mechanical dance on the stage extension and everyone's attention was focused on it, he snapped at Wei Chen's perfect profile.
Floor 35: [picture]
36th floor:……
37th floor: Which one is on the 35th floor? ? ?
Floor 38: Fuck, this isn't big, it's huge! ! !
Floor 39: Ju Ju, please accept my knee! ! !
Floor 40: Where is the landlord? What about the 9th floor?Please help me to find out who is the god at tables two, three and four?
Floor 41: I am the landlord, too far away to see...
Floor 42: I'm on the 9th floor, and the host and I are separated by the stage extension, so the line of sight is very obstructed.
43rd floor: Ask Juju on the 35th floor to report his family name.
44th floor: Ask Juju on the 35th floor to report his family name. +1
45th floor: Ask Juju on the 35th floor to report his family name. +2
46th floor: Ask Juju on the 35th floor to report his family name. +3
Damn, I have to report myself!Su Yang was so frightened that he quickly exited the website, pressed the phone off and stuffed it into his pocket.
Terrible!
Halfway through the annual meeting program, after watching a bunch of embarrassing skits, back-to-back twists, and talent competitions, it finally came to the awarding session for outstanding employees.At the same time, number plates began to be distributed on the spot for later games and lottery draws.
Su Yang got the number 57 and secretly shook it at Wei Chen.With a smile on the corner of Wei Chen's mouth, he shook his own number plate, No. 1, the president's special number plate at him.
Of course there is a shady side to this, because some games are not suitable for the president to go up and lose face, and the fixed number can be eliminated first.And some relatively simple games can make the president show his face a little bit and get closer to the employees.
Assistant Xiao Zeng presided over it dutifully. After the commendation, the first game began.
Dance with hands and feet: Twelve people stand in a horizontal row, facing the audience, listening to the host's password.The one who makes the wrong move or has the slowest reaction is eliminated, and the last remaining player is the winner.
Su Yang was not drawn, and happily listened to Xiao Zeng reciting the magic spell.
"Left hand up, right hand up. Left hand down, left foot up. Right hand down, left hand up. Left foot down, right hand up right foot. Right hand down, right foot down .Left left foot and right hand are raised at the same time, left hand and left foot are lowered at the same time. Right hand is lowered, left foot is raised. Right hand is raised, left foot is lowered..."
Fortunately, I didn't get it!With my own coordination, I guarantee that the second sentence will tie into a knot and fall to the ground, as ugly as it is.
After the game, the winner took the prize-hair dryer and waved it to the audience.Soon the second game begins.
Fifty cents: One dollar for men, fifty cents for women.The host announced the start of the game and shouted out a money amount. Everyone should form a small team equal to that amount in the shortest possible time and persist until the final winner.
Su Yang wasn't drawn again. Thinking about it, how embarrassing it was to be hugged by his subordinates in front of her husband.
The third game finally hit him, and shortly after, the President was also drawn.
There was a lot of applause at the scene.
Damn, it was arranged in advance!Su Yang secretly glared.
But it is clear that number 57 was obtained randomly, is it really such a coincidence?
Mr. President was drawn, which means that it is a very peaceful game, and he will never lose face.Put it together: Divide into four groups of ten people in each group.First select a recipient, stand on the stage with a tray in hand, and other team members provide items and put them in the tray according to the requirements of the host.The first team to collect all items wins.
Of course, no one in Wei Chen's group dared to compete for the position of receiver, and they all defaulted to the CEO.Wei Chen took the tray without hesitation and stood there as a vase.
Su Yang couldn't help sighing, the shady scene was indeed a proper shady scene.
Assistant Xiao Zeng raised the microphone to his mouth with a smile: "Please provide - five-meter-long shoelaces!"
What the hell game!Su Yang lowered his head and found that he was wearing a pair of cotton shoes without laces.There were only three people in the group who had shoelaces, and they each took them apart and put them together, and the total was more than five meters.
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