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The next day, the two of them who were really tired did not get up until noon.

"Wow—it's snowing!" Su Yang looked towards the courtyard through the glass: "It's snowing!"

The little rabbit who rarely sees snow is very excited.

It's snowing in the hot springs, it's best to have some wine, ice and fire are two heavens!The taste is absolutely awesome!

"I'm going to buy some wine!" He turned and went into the house, took out his wallet and ran out.

Wei Chen had lingering fears: "Buy less, don't drink too much."

"Don't worry, just buy a bottle!"

This day's itinerary was originally to go to Fushimi Inari Taisha Shrine for half a day, but I didn't get up in the morning, so I didn't go there at all, and went directly to the hot springs in the afternoon and evening to recuperate and rest.

The hot spring water in this hot spring hotel is milky white. I don't know if it is caused by nature, or if the store has added some bathing agents.Sprinkled with bright rose petals, the red and white contrast is particularly attractive.

Su Yang took the wooden tray given by the store, put the bought Japanese wine and small wine glasses on it, and let it float on the water.Sipping a small cup from time to time while soaking in hot springs, the taste is like a fairy life.

"Honey! Come soak in the hot spring!" He slapped the surface of the water.

Wei Chen jumped out in shock to see how much he had drunk, but was grabbed by the arm and refused to let go.

"Where do you want to go? Don't you want to take a hot spring with such a lovely wife?"

God!Because Mao's wife drank too much, her personality changed drastically!Wei Chen lied anxiously to his red face: "I have to take off my clothes first, you let go first."

Su Yang tilted his head to think about it, and thought it made sense, he let go and retreated into the water with a smirk.

With sharp eyesight and quick hands, Wei Chen fished out the wooden tray and the wine bottle and hid them, then quickly undressed before anyone could react, and went into the water to divert attention.

In the future, things like wine must never appear at home!absolute!

Su Yang admired the beautiful body for a moment, then realized later: "Where's my wine?"

Why are you still thinking about wine!President Wei had no choice but to resolutely betray his appearance, grabbed his claws and put them on his body: "Do you want to touch your abdominal muscles?"

"Hey, it's so easy to touch!" Su Xiaotu happily molested her twice, then asked again: "Where's my wine?"

Is wine your husband?Wei Chen was speechless, and decided to use his trump card.

Su Yang was looking for wine vigorously, when he suddenly felt his waist being strangled by a big hand, he pushed him to the edge of the pool, and then his buttocks were supported by a hot thing, and he rubbed against the entrance of the hole.

Spa PLAY!

This string of exciting words emerged in his mind, obediently lay down and waited to experience the scenes he often saw in novels.

That's about it!Wei Chen was very pleased that the trump card had worked. Just as he was about to go in, he heard his wife's teeth chattering, protesting with a trembling voice: "Old~~~gong~~~good~~~cold~~~ah~~~"

Can it not be cold?In snowy weather, the upper body was naked on the open-air flagstone floor.

Wei Chen had no choice but to lift him up and bury him in the hot spring, with only his head exposed, and then continued the interrupted movement.

After not moving a few times, someone yelled, "Hot!"

That's right!The temperature of the hot spring water here is already high, coupled with the hot meat sticks, it seems to be tortured in a sea of ​​​​fire hell!

CEO Wei was overwhelmed, so he changed the direction to face each other, lifted his wife up to expose half of his shoulders above the water, continued to enjoy his small body in a strange posture, and then he heard a small voice whispering in his ear: "It's so uncomfortable, I'm so sick again." Hot and cold..."

wipe!There is no end!

Go back to the room and pull it down!

Su Yang suddenly lost weight, and was carried back to the room on his shoulders screaming, and thrown on the tatami.Blinking his confused round eyes, he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

Where's my wine?

Where's my hot spring?

Where is my husband?

Husband is here!

Wei Chen turned up the temperature of the floor heating, went to get the big bath towel, and then returned to the bewildered wife.

"Wipe dry first, don't get the bedding wet." He wrapped the little rabbit in a big bath towel and rubbed it vigorously.

"Ouch! Bah bah!" Su Yang's face was covered with a bath towel, and he struggled to fall on the opponent.Then he thought for a moment, and happily proposed: "Let's try the riding position!"

Wei Chen's movements stopped abruptly, and he said in surprise, "Are you sure?!"

"Sure, sure, come and try!"

It's not the same after drinking too much alcohol. Has the cowardly rabbit turned into a naughty monkey?

The bewildered-looking CEO helped his naughty wife achieve her wish, and carefully teased her.

Su Yang leaned on Wei Chen's chest with both hands, and sat crookedly for a while, with a bit of aggrieved mouth: "Why does this posture cause stomach pain?"

"Of course it will hurt if you don't sit upright." Wei Chen had no choice but to lift him upright, and before he could continue to move, he heard him scream.

"Oh my god, my thigh ligament is about to break!"

Wei Chen: "..."

Wei Chen: "Don't step back! Step forward and step on the ground!"

As he spoke, he also helped to straighten up the two duck-like feet and adjust them forward.

"Is that so? It's so strange." Su Yang looked around: "It looks like a frog."

Wei Chen: "..."

Wei Chen: "Then change your posture?"

"No, just like this." Su Yang insisted: "Hey, you stand up your legs too, I'm not tired by relying on it, hehe."

Wei Chen: "..."

But I am very tired! ! !

So, Mr. President worked hard in a strange posture, and from time to time his wife disliked him for being too slow and urged him to use his strength.

Then give him a drop of wine, I'm a pig! ! !

When the evening was approaching, Su Yang woke up, rolled lazily in the quilt, and suddenly recalled what happened just now.

"Ahhh-!"

Humiliated again!Why can't I control myself when I drink too much!

He got into the quilt in embarrassment and anger.

Wei Chen turned his head when he heard the sound, and teased, "Are you sober this time?"

Su Yang's eyes were dull and lifeless: "Why didn't you stop me from ordering?"

The CEO smiled darkly, adding fuel to the fire: "Why stop it? I think it's cute."

"You bully people!"

Who is bullying whom?Wei Chen recalled the scene of being rejected by his wife for not being strong enough just now, gritted his teeth and wanted to prove his ability for another [-] rounds.

"I want to expose your true face to the masses of the people who have kept it in the dark!" Su Yang swears solemnly and loudly, and takes out his mobile phone to make a video call to his buddies, crying and complaining about being bullied by her husband.

Wei Chen looked angrily and amusedly at him lying on the ground to get angry, he could guess who he was calling, and he didn't even bother to defend himself, so he got up and tidied up the room without complaint.

When Mao Zirui connected the video call, Su Yang saw him lying on the snow-white hospital bed, and his face was also quite grim. He immediately forgot the purpose of his call and asked eagerly, "What's wrong with you?"

"My anal fissure..." Mao Zirui feebly pointed his middle finger at the camera.

Anal, anal fissure?Su Yang's face froze.Why do Chinese New Year people get anal fissures?Do you still go out to have sex when the whole family is happy?Also hit a super cannon?

"Who did it?" He asked curiously.

Mao Zirui was very vigilant: "Is Brother Chen by your side?"

Su Yang looked up and found that Wei Chen had gone to the bathroom, so he lowered his voice and whispered back: "Not here."

Mao Zirui immediately let out a low growl of grief and indignation: "Zhu Huai also did that bastard!"

Su Yang: "..."

Fuck, can Meigong do such a thing as anal fissures? ? ?

What a blast! ! !

But it seems that the scumbag deserves it.

Su Yang gloated: "And now you're alone in the ward secretly saddened?"

"Get out!" Mao Zirui gritted his teeth: "I think you were bullied by brother Chen and came to me to find a sense of existence!"

So accurate!Smart people are scary!

"Wh-yes--" Su Yang dragged his voice in a disguised way: "I'm here to wish you New Year's greetings, and here's the Gong Xi Fa Cai red envelope."

Mao Zirui held his head up as a plea to sacrifice his life for justice: "If you want money, you will die... half!"

Just as Su Yang wanted to continue to be poor, he heard the faint sound of opening the door from Mao Zirui's end, and then Zhu Huaiyi's pleasant voice sounded: "Still moving around, be careful."

"Who is to blame for this special code!"

"Don't you boast that you can accept all rivers, how would I know that I am so inexperienced? Huh?"

"That special code can't be fucked to death! I'm not a sex toy made of resin!"

"Heh, it's not as good as X Love Toys, you can get into any position you want."

"Then why don't you just go back and find your X love toy?!"

Bang! ! !

Su Yang's head was full of black lines, and he hurriedly said goodbye: "Ah, brother Chen is back, I'm going to eat and we'll talk next time!" After speaking, he pressed the hang up button hard, looked at the screen and exited the video screen, feeling relieved He let out a sigh of relief.

Huh - oh my god, that pair is scary!The last bed can enter the hospital!

Wei Chen came out of the bathroom and leaned against the wall with his half-exposed chest full of hormones: "Go eat eel rice? It's past six o'clock."

Eel rice!Oops eel rice!

Su Yang immediately withdrew his lingering eyes on the bare chest, and got up excitedly: "Okay!"