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Theme [Mu Hibiscus: Newcomer registration! 】

Floor 1: Hello everyone, I am the No. 124659 member Mu Mujin who has just joined the fan club.I would like to ask, is there any precautions for joining the group?

Floor 2: Welcome newcomers!

Floor 3: Welcome newcomers! +1

Floor 4: Welcome newcomers! +2

Floor 5: Welcome newcomers!There is nothing to pay attention to, it is good for everyone to live in peace, friendship and sincerity~

Floor 6: Yes, we don't fight, we just want to be rational fans.If you have spare money, you can buy some product support from President SAMA!

7th floor: As soon as the product was mentioned upstairs, I remembered that I couldn't help buying the whole Strelitzia series the day before yesterday.The wife's design is so beautiful, the girl's heart is bursting...

8th Floor: Wait for me upstairs... In the past, the fan of President SAMA was only a fan of him personally. After all, we don't have access to the products of Hangxin.As soon as my wife came, my wallet never bulged again.

Floor 9: No more, my money for clothes and cosmetics has been squeezed out to nothing.

Floor 10: You are off topic~!Hello newcomers, through what channel did you know about our fan club website?

Floor 11: Hello everyone, I am Mu Mujin, and I got to know it through Weibo.In fact, I should be considered a wife fan, the wife is so cute!

Floor 12: It’s okay, we’re all family!We used to be called Wei Chen Fan Group, but now we have changed our name to Chen Yang Fan Group, as long as we don’t dismantle CP, anyone can be a fan!

13th floor: Hmm... To add to the above, the inverse CP is also a bit...

The 14th floor: The 13th floor can be a hundred thousand hearts, and the wife can eat three catties against me.

Floor 15: Hahahaha Floor 14 is too much!My wife will come to see the post occasionally, so be careful to be dragged into a small black room.

16th floor: See you at the next ID on the 14th floor hahahahaha!

Floor 17: Hahaha Speaking of being dragged into a small black room, I remembered a funny thing.

18th floor: Wow, the 17th floor eater GIRL boss appeared! ! !

Floor 19: Meet the boss!

20th floor: Kowtow to the boss +1

21th floor: Kowtow to the boss +2

Floor 22: The newcomer asks who is the boss of the soil-eating GIRL?

Floor 23: The boss works in Hangxin, and often sends welfare photos and some internal news, which is the source of our spiritual food!

Floor 24: Sit in a row and listen to stories told by the bosses...

Floor 25: Listen to stories +1

Floor 26: I had lunch in the company cafeteria that day, and then I was going to go upstairs.When I walked near the elevator, I saw my wife was stopped by the security guard at the turnstile.The security guard was new and didn't seem to know his wife, and refused to swipe his card to let people pass through the gate. His wife didn't seem to have a mobile phone and couldn't contact the president SAMA, so the security guard forced her to go to the front desk to register!

Floor 27: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! ! !

Floor 28: Brother Security is too upright hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha serious and responsible but why do I just want to laugh! ! !

Floor 29: Hahahahaha, Brother Security, welcome to Xiaoheiwu! ! !

Floor 30: I haven't finished talking yet, there are still exciting things to come.Isn’t the wife very small? The desk at the front desk of our company is so high that the security guy might think he can’t reach it, so he kindly helped him write the registration form.The little girl at the front desk didn't care too much, and the security guard was big enough to block the wife and she couldn't see anyone. After registering and getting the form, she found out that it was the wife. She gasped in fright, even her high heels were crooked. Yes, limped out from behind the reception desk and bowed.

Floor 31: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha picture sense! ! !

Floor 32: Hahahaha I don't know whether to admire or sympathize with the security guard.

Floor 33: Hahaha, the little sisters at the front desk are innocent and feel distressed.

34th floor: Hahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to laugh!Is there a follow-up?

35th floor: The follow-up is that the wife was welcomed into the gate and sent to the elevator with a dull face, and the security guard was dragged by the security team leader who rushed over to the small black room for in-depth education.

Floor 36: Hahahaha, go deep into ♂education♂education!

Floor 37: I have filled my mind with the sluggish expression on my wife's small face, cute, I want to draw a fanart...

Floor 38: Ask the big guy on floor 37 to draw a picture!

39th floor: ask the boss on the 37th floor to draw +1

40th floor: ask the boss on the 37th floor to draw +2

Floor 41: Your +1+2 party is really enough... [Helping amount]

Floor 42: Hello~~~ Does anyone still remember that this is a newcomer registration post?Respect!Is the newcomer still here?

Floor 43: Hey, I'm here.The story that broke the news is very interesting, I don’t mind if everyone speaks freely!

Floor 44: Let's give newcomers a little science.My wife has registered ID with us, her name is Little Rabbit Ji Niuniu, and she will pop up occasionally to chat with us and so on.

Floor 45: Yes, if you meet a wife, just say hello politely. The wife is super soft and cute, and usually won't lose her temper.

Floor 46: I agree with Floor 45.If the wife's ID suddenly posts some very vicious and scary messages, it must be the president SAMA who is using it secretly.

Floor 47: Hahahaha I don’t want the ID of floor 46, hahahahaha!

48th floor: Warriors on the 46th floor, please accept my worship!

Floor 49: There is nothing wrong with floor 46, hahahaha!

Floor 50: You guys are so annoying hahaha you always digress, let’s continue with popular science.My wife will give out benefits occasionally. If you want some specified benefits, you can @妈妈, maybe someday you will be lucky.

Floor 51: A newcomer asks what certain designated benefits mean...?

Floor 52: For example, you want to see President SAMA's beautiful hands, or close-up eyes.Or private photos of home clothes and dresses, it is possible.It depends on the mood of the wife~

Floor 53: Correct me in a low voice...it should depend on the mood of the president SAMA and the sacrifice of his wife...

Floor 54: Sacrifice...

Floor 55: Shhh—you know me, communicate in private.

Floor 56: Jianqun, who communicated privately, pulled me...

Floor 57: Please!

Floor 58: Please! +1

Floor 59: Please! +2

Floor 60: The topic went off track again... Pull it back!It is said that the quality of the welfare photos sent by my wife is very good.

Floor 61: Right, right! ! !When it comes to the wife's welfare photo, I think of the naked back of the president SAMA! ! !

Floor 62: Fuck, naked back must be ranked first! ! !I'm still drooling over it on my phone every day! ! !

Floor 63: Ask for a picture upstairs! ! !

Floor 64: My wife must have sacrificed a lot that time hahahahahaha! ! !

Floor 65: My wife is really amazing, and she is willing to contribute her husband for fans to appreciate!

Floor 66: Asking for pictures, newcomers are crazy! ! !

Floor 67: [picture]

Floor 68: Damn it! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Floor 69: Damn it's so beautiful! ! !This radian! ! !This waist! ! !This back muscle! ! !

Floor 70: That's right, this one! ! !The fans of this picture have been bombarded for more than a week! ! !

Floor 71: The nosebleed that was blocked just now collapsed again...

Floor 72: Newcomers who receive the pictures should not pass them on, just admire them secretly.

Floor 73: Understood! ! !Organization please rest assured! ! !

Floor 74: I am so envious of my wife, I can appreciate CEO SAMA's beautiful back up close every day...

Floor 75: I envy my wife, not only has a beautiful back, but also the mermaid line of the chest and abdominal muscles on the front...

Floor 76: Mrs. Envy can not only appreciate, but also touch...

Floor 77: Envy that Mrs. Envy can not only touch, but also happily use the bottom of President SAMA...

78th floor: ... on the 77th floor, you...

Floor 79: Sister, be reserved! ! !

Floor 80: My sister bravely spoke out our hearts, but I guess I will see you again on the next ID.

Floor 81: If my wife sees this post, she will probably be bombarded from the beginning to the end.

Floor 82: I really want to see my wife blow her hair...

Floor 83: I want to see my wife fried hair +1

Floor 84: I want to see my wife fried hair +2

Floor 85: I want to see my wife fried hair +3

Floor 86: [Administrator Little Rabbit Ji Niuniu]: ...

Floor 87: [Administrator Little Rabbit Ji Niuniu]: I'm going to call the police! ! !

Floor 88: Ahhh, my wife is here, run! ! !

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