Treacherous ministers have deep routines

Before Wei Man and Zhang Rang entered the camp, Zhang Rang was so "unscrupulous" and took the initiative, Wei Man really couldn't bear it.

He was trying to take advantage of the danger and struggle on the edge of being a gentleman, but Zhang Rang's behavior of counting human bones to Wei Man made it really difficult for Wei Man to hold back.

Even if he is a gentleman, Wei Man will never be able to sit still.

So Wei Man turned ruthless and said, "Don't blame me...for taking advantage of others."

Zhang Rang raised his head and looked at Wei Man. Because of drinking, his cheeks were slightly red, and there was a mist in his eyes, which was almost like a wink.

Zhang Rang looked at Wei Man firmly, didn't speak for a while, then suddenly tilted his head, leaning against Wei Man's shoulder, and was about to fall asleep.

Wei Man made up his mind to take advantage of the danger, so Zhang Rang must not be allowed to sleep like this, so he said, "Wake up, let's go back to the camp."

Zhang Rang squinted his eyes, and his breathing was adjusted smoothly, but he didn't open his eyes, and he didn't leave, just stayed where he was.

Wei Man was really helpless, and couldn't hold Zhang Rang horizontally, because Zhang Rang was as soft as a loach, and he always held up his arms, Wei Man was afraid that if he held Zhang Rang horizontally, he would fall.

So he simply reached out to the first floor and picked him up like a child.

Wei Man's arm strength is amazing, although it is not as "scary" as Zhao Dian, but he has also practiced martial arts since childhood, so he still has some strength.

Zhang Rang exclaimed, as if he was afraid of being thrown, Wei Man deliberately held him with one hand, let him sit on his arm, and raised it higher.

Before Wei Man had time to show off his strength, Zhang Rang had already hugged Wei Man's head.

That's right, the head, not the neck.

Because Zhang Rang was sitting on Wei Man's arm, he was taller, and he hugged Wei Man's head in a hug, Wei Man immediately couldn't see anything, and quickly said: "Release quickly, I can't see anymore. "

Because Zhang Rang was drunk, he couldn't react at all, and he still hugged Wei Man's head tightly. Hearing that he couldn't see, he deliberately covered his eyes, as if he was being naughty on purpose.

Wei Man never realized that Zhang Rang was so skinny!

The two staggered towards the tent, Wei Man was covered with his eyes, and Zhang Rang directed him to go forward.

Just when the two were about to reach the side of the camp, they suddenly heard someone whispering: "Go, go!"

Then there was a noisy sound.

Wei Man quickly pushed Zhang Rang's hand away to check the situation.

It turned out that several military doctors rushed into Zhang Miao's tent with their medicine boxes.

Immediately there was chaos inside, and someone shouted: "Hurry up! Hurry up! How can you take care of the delay of the lord's illness?!"

Then came the sound of "cough cough cough", the cough was very hollow and sticky.

Wei Man was a little surprised at the moment, and said, "This... Zhang Miao? Zhang Miao is terminally ill?"

Zhang Rang was still sitting on Wei Man's arm, and put his arms around his neck instead, leaning his face against Wei Man's forehead like a bird, and laughed "Heh--" with a light voice, which he couldn't stop There is a feeling of "evil charm and madness".

Immediately Zhang Rang said vaguely: "If you offend someone...you must not offend the doctor, do you know?"

doctor?

Although Wei Man doesn't understand doctors, he is actually a doctor, isn't he?

Wei Man still deeply understands this truth, but Zhang Miao doesn't understand, so Zhang Miao repays the world and suffers.

It's just that Wei Man didn't understand why Zhang Miao suddenly became terminally ill after eating some mutton, chicken and delicacies.

It's too shocking to say it, isn't it?

Wei Man asked this question, but Zhang Rang said, "Stupid!"

Wei Man: "..."

Zhang Rang put his arms around Wei Man's neck, nodded his head vigorously, and said, "Stupid stupid, big stupid cow!"

Wei Man: "..."

Wei Man simply returned the tossing Zhang Rangkang back to the tent, "Boom!" Throwing him on the couch, he smiled and threw his clothes aside, his voice was extremely hoarse, and said with a chuckle, "I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid. If you are stupid, you can follow the example of Liu Xiahui today, and you will be able to sit still."

Zhang Rang saw Wei Man approaching, but he looked calm, squinted his eyes, smiled again, and said, "I know...I know what you're thinking."

Wei Man pinched his chin and said, "Oh? You know what I'm thinking?"

As he spoke, he whispered in Zhang Rang's ear, "If that's the case, why aren't you being obedient?"

Zhang Rang shook his head indiscriminately, his temple hair was already loose, and immediately all fell into a mess, and the crown fell to the side, and rolled directly to the ground with a "crack!", almost smashed to pieces.

Zhang Rang struggled to get up, Wei Man thought he was sober and unwilling to make good things with him, but Zhang Rang pushed Wei Man hard on the couch the next moment.

Then came a solid wall dong.

"Bang!" a voice.

He squinted his eyes imposingly, looked down at Wei Man, and said, "I... will come in person."

what?

Wei Man was stunned for a moment, Zhang Rang was so proactive?

Unexpectedly, after drinking, he would be so enthusiastic that he didn't even need to do it himself.

Wei Man is from a family background, what is his favorite thing?Of course it is the service of others.

The "cold and arrogant" Zhang Rang has always shown, with an indifference that rejects others for thousands of miles, now suddenly says that he wants to serve Wei Man himself, Wei Man is simply ecstatic.

He thought in his heart that Zhang Rang might have liked him a long time ago, but he couldn't say it all the time. Now that he drank wine, he uttered his heart in one breath.

The more Wei Man thought about it, the more he thought about it. After all, who is he?

Back then in Luoyang City, I don't know how many noble daughters were fascinated. Who didn't fall in love with Wei Man at first sight, and never forget it ever since?

Zhang Rang naturally couldn't escape his palm.

Wei Man felt as if he had eaten honey again, looked at Zhang Rang with a smile, and said dotingly: "Okay, you come."

Wei Man was complacent, but at the next moment, "Ah!!" screamed out.

Wei Man shuddered in pain. He felt a sharp pain in his arm, and it wasn't a simple pain. His arms were shaking, and he couldn't stop shaking.

Wei Man looked down, and there was a silver needle pierced on his arm!

Zhang Rang squinted his eyes with spring water in his eyes, smiled at Wei Man, and said, "Actually, I have long..."

Zhang Rang said that's all, and raised the needle and dropped it, Wei Man immediately "Ah!!" screamed again.

Zhang Rang said slowly: "In fact, I have wanted to practice acupuncture for a long time... Grandpa said that there is no... there is no shortcut to practice acupuncture. I can only practice more and use my own needles, but...but I am afraid of pain." .”

When Zhang Rang said that he was afraid of pain, he was a poor boy, blinked his eyes, and his long eyelashes trembled slightly, Wei Man almost relieved the pain in an instant, and the pain was gone.

Unfortunately……

"Ah! It's still piercing! Stop it!"

Wei Man saw that he was about to be paralyzed by Zhang Rang's beauty, but Zhang Rang injected the third needle. This time, there was no soreness or numbness, but it really hurt.

Looking down, it was bleeding!

Acupuncture and moxibustion does not bleed if it hits an acupoint, but Zhang Rang is not a skilled worker. He asked the imperial physician to order Zhang Feng to perform acupuncture and moxibustion a few days ago. He only has theoretical knowledge.

Now that I have such a good "inflatable doll", of course I have to practice it.

Seeing that he was bleeding, Wei Man said, "Zhang Rang, you are presumptuous! I must have spoiled you too much on weekdays, to make you... ahh!"

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Rang raised the needle and stuck the needle in Wei Man's mouth!

Wei Man's mouth trembled for a while, and he couldn't speak in a daze, and he felt numb, shaking like eating pepper!

Wei Man was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, his soul was blown away, and he said, "Zhang Rang, it's still time for you to rein in the precipice..."

and……

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Rang said with a smile: "Don't worry, this acupuncture point is specially used to treat stroke facial paralysis, crooked eyes and mouth."

Stroke facial paralysis?

Slanted eyes and mouth?

Wei Man hurriedly yelled: "Zhang let you see clearly! I am so handsome, how come my eyes are crooked and my mouth is slanted?! You quack doctor, stay with me... it hurts!"

"Snapped!"

Wei Man yelled, and Zhang Rang slapped him directly on the cheek. Although it didn't hurt, Zhang Rang made a sound.

Even though Wei Mandang was stunned, if he hadn't been stabbed so numb that he couldn't move at all, Absolutely would have grabbed Zhang Rang right now and beat him hard, telling him to dare to tease him like this.

Wei Man waited to warn Zhang Rang, and he was really angry, but Zhang Rang said with a smile: "Xiao Shuan, don't cough like this, what kind of bloody steamed buns are you eating? Uncle will give you two injections and wrap them up."

"Blood buns?"

Wei Man looked bewildered, and said, "Who is Xiao Shuan?! I don't want to cough, Zhang Rang, I warn you, don't be impudent, take the needle off my head!"

"Eyes, eyes! You can see clearly, those are my eyes, a little to the side, a little to the side, don't pierce, don't pierce!"

Wei Man was numb and unable to move, so he could only open his mouth to shout, but Zhang Rang became more and more unscrupulous.

Just as Wei Man was yelling, Sun Ce and Zhou Yu came outside the leader's tent.

Sun Ce drank slightly drunk, staggered as he walked, and said, "I...I want to drink with the leader!"

Zhou Yu stopped him and said, "My lord, you're drunk, you'd better go back, it's getting late, the chief lord must have rested, it's inconvenient to bother you."

"No! Drink again! I'm not drunk, I can still drink... three bells!"

As Sun Ce said, he insisted on asking Wei Man for a drink.

Sun Ce walked unsteadily outside the camp leader's tent, and wanted to call Wei Man out for a drink. He took a deep breath, and when he raised his breath, he wanted to yell, but before he breathed it out, he heard a leak from the tent. A strange voice.

It was Zhang Rang's voice, and said in a cold and ruthless tone: "You can't escape, why don't you obey obediently."

When Sun Ce heard this, he was dumbfounded, and stood there with a blank face.

Immediately afterwards, I heard the shout of the chief ally, and with a trace of forbearance in the panic, he said, "What are you doing, Zhang asked? I warn you, don't... don't go too far!"

Then there was the pained voice of the leader of the alliance, and Zhang Rang's dull voice, saying flatly: "It's bleeding, it's okay, I'll take it easy, a man, don't be hypocritical."

Sun Ce: "..."

"Whoosh—" A gust of cold wind blew past, and immediately woke up Sun Ce, and the smell of alcohol dissipated all at once.

"Crack!" Pulling Zhou Yu back, the tall man blushed and stammered, "Quick, go!"

Wei Man, who was suffering at this time, had no idea that Sun Ce had been in attendance for a "half-court", and he had made up many indescribable and charming scenes in his mind.And judging from the situation, Zhang Rang is still the heroic and majestic side.

Wei Man was almost turned into a hedgehog, with needles everywhere on his forehead, mouth, upper and lower chin.

Moreover, Zhang Rang "just kill but don't bury", he only gave needles but not needles, and after finishing a pack of needles, he fell asleep on the side.

Wei Man was left alone, the night was dark and the wind was high, the poor boy saw him, and silently started the needle with a mouthful of "hiss" and "ah"...

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