After crossing the Zerg, I became a forum boss

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0LID: LZ

[The mood is complicated, but this time it's not because I just watched the broadcast. ]

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[Looking at LZ's code, it's the bug I'm looking for.front row. ]

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[Press paw. ]

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[Leave your name.I feel like I just followed a god post. ]

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[When I was chasing stars, there was an unwritten rule in the circle that 818 may not be true, but if it was 818 that was deleted by the red coat at the end...um.I did not say anything. ]

5LID: LZ

[Don’t mention it, everyone, lest this post will be blocked as well.I'm surprised that it's been blocked now. ]

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[Secretly guessing that the red coat is also eating melons, and found that our material has been squeezed out, so I sealed the post. ]

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[Why do I think it makes sense hahahahahaha.Seeing that LZ has opened such a building, even LZ's IP is not banned, I already feel the deep love of Red Coat for LZ. ]

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[My buddy just texted me saying his IP has been blocked.His ID in the last post was "Double eyelids". ]

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[......]

10L

[The reversal came so quickly. ]

11L

[So the reason why LZ is not banned is...]

12LID: LZ

[It was not me who broke the news before.Red Coat thinks that I have nothing to do, so there is no need to block me. ]

13L

[Touch LZ, love for 30 seconds.Looking at it this way, the few solid horses that were previously revealed have not reappeared. ]

14L

[Then why did LZ post before, what was it for? ]

15LID:LZ

[Oh, compared to the revelations of other bugs, I think the topic I originally wanted to discuss is nothing at all, and I don’t want to talk about it anymore. ]

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[LZ, let’s talk, anyway, we don’t allow discussion of the live broadcast here. ]

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[Silently lined up.I don't have the energy to do anything now. ]

18L

[Upstairs, what if your hero asks you to do something? (smirk)]

19L

[Where is it?I really imagined it, so happy.The sky and the earth are big, but they are not as big as my hero.Yet I was daydreaming. ]

20LID: LZ

[What I originally wanted to talk about was actually about the hero.I don't know if the other altar members in the building are married, and which branch the hero belongs to, but my hero belongs to the headquarters of the Male Insect Association. ],

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[What does it have to do with the hero? LZ suspects that the hero is a male mecha warrior, but didn't tell you?In fact, there are quite a lot of posts like this on the homepage today. If the hero of LZ is from the headquarters, it is quite possible.

It’s much more reliable than the posts made by friends whose hero’s bloodline level is less than C level...]

22LID: LZ

[No.I don't doubt that the hero is a mech warrior.My hero is the kind who loves to show off. If he was a mech warrior, he would have yelled at me a long time ago.It's another thing, and I can't spit it out. ]

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[? ]

24LID: LZ

[Actually, as the floor master said just now, not only the Nantian Branch of the Male Beetle Association, but also the male beetles at the headquarters rarely marry female attendants.My family is only the hero and I for the time being, and I have never thought of occupying the hero forever, but when there are only two of us, I also hope to be with the hero often.

Not to mention singing every night, 5 times a week, at least 3 times, right?

but!Every time I tried my best, he reluctantly "accompanied" me. If he didn't treat me very well, I would suspect that he didn't marry another female servant because he liked me, but because he was too lazy to move! ]

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[Maybe your suspicions are right...]

26LID: LZ

[I used to comfort myself that it was because the males were too weak physically, that's why they weren't interested in this matter!As a result, after seeing the battle in Star Prison this time, I realized that this is not the case at all!Ahhhhh!I'm so angry when I say it!Why is he so lazy about this? !Did he never love me...]

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[In the last post, I also saw LZ showing affection... Hey, every family has hard-to-recite scriptures.In fact, my hero is usually... almost, it all depends on my acting skills. ]

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[LZ, have you ever thought about it, Xiao Chong cub doesn't eat at home because he is full outside. ]

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[Row upstairs. LZ, you don't have other female servants in your family, it doesn't mean your male master doesn't have other female servants.Speak straight, don't blame me. ]

30LID: LZ

[No wonder.He's sure he has no other females out there, but he has a first love, possibly his White Moonshine.I never said this before, even in an anonymous area like Night Tale, but this time I watched the battle video of the main star TV station N times, and I finally admitted that I was really deceiving myself before, and those reasons were all in my imagination Come out and lie to yourself!He doesn't love me at all... It's so painful that my heart is about to break. ]

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[Hug LZ, in fact, so is my hero.He loves all the female servants in the family, and I am very satisfied every time, and I also rely on acting skills.Lied him every time.He also always said that I was stupid, I thought I could make my debut with my acting skills.Now that I think about him here, he only guarantees the quantity every time, and never thinks about guaranteeing the quality. ]

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[the same.I used to only boast about the abilities of the Lord of the Night in the Night Tan area, pretending that I had a "sexual" life, but in fact, their physical fitness can even drive mechs, so how could they not satisfy me? ]

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[+1.Me too. ]

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[+2.Let's hold each other and cry for a while. ]

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[+3.Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. ]

……

130L

[+98.Secretly complaining about this on the forum, as if talking bad about the hero, I really didn't expect so many friends to encounter such a thing.I cried to death.Especially many families with only one female also encountered such a thing and cried to death. ]

131L

[+99.It turns out that the hero really doesn't love me. ]

132LID: I am the male

[My dear friends, have you entered into a misunderstanding?The male-only mechas are definitely different from the female combat mechs. The physical requirements for males are really not that high. Maybe your male master is really just not in a good mood sometimes?And if you express your satisfaction, they feel that they don't need to work harder, so you need to communicate more! ]

133L

[+100.Go upstairs, don't break the formation, don't fool us poor little people with such an ID.Really go tell the hero, the hero must be even more unwilling to get close to me. ]

……

Nolan came back from the restaurant to get some supper, and he happened to see Allen throwing the star network bracelet on the bed.Allen hugged a huge pillow and rolled hard on the bed twice.

Very cute, Nolan thought to himself.He felt a little itchy in his hands, and wanted to smooth the raised hair on the hero's head.

Allen lay flat on the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling, even knowing that Nolan was back, he didn't turn his head to look.Only when Nolan walked to his bedside did he grab Nolan's sleeve and shake Nolan's right hand back and forth.

Nolan glanced at the Starbracelet, it was the page of the Jinjiang Forum, but he didn't look carefully, the hero seems a little sad now?He half squatted next to Allen, at the same level as Allen's head, "What's the matter? Master."

Allen turned his head weakly. He remembered what the females said on the forum just now, and felt that he was accidentally photographed and broadcasted to the main star TV station. I am really sorry for his colleagues in the male insect association.But what he was about to blurt out was swallowed back by himself.

An inexplicable thought came to his mind, would Nolan be dissatisfied with his "performance"?

Shouldn't it?Allen's eyeballs rolled around suspiciously. He worked very hard, but it's hard to say, so many female insects in the post just now are also actor-level performances.Nolan is so considerate, even if he is really dissatisfied, he will never show it, right?

Nolan was taken aback.

In the last second, Allen was still lazy.

At this second, Allen suddenly turned his head and observed his expression intently, with a hint of scrutiny in his eyes.

But before Nolan was worried for too long, Allen sat up. Taking advantage of Nolan's inattention, he closed the star network bracelet to prevent Nolan from seeing the content on it.

Nolan:?

Allen was relieved to see that the page in the night story area disappeared.He turned around, put his hand under Nolan's armpit, and carried him directly onto the bed, "It's nothing, I just felt that Cornelius Columbus and the others were let go too easily."

Nolan thought for a while in his mind before he remembered the name, "The hero means those worms who took refuge in the Star Beast King?"

Allen said: "Yes. You don't know yet, do you? They recorded the video of our battle on the small starship, and broadcast it live on the main star TV station."

Now there are not many bugs on the starship that can connect to the external network. Nolan has been finishing the post-war finishing work, Duke Abe is still in the treatment cabin, and Prince Charlie has contacted His Majesty. The shock caused by the Zerg, the matter of the male mecha warrior did not have that much impact, so he didn't rush to tell the other bugs.

Allen just woke up now, and only saw this when he was habitually surfing the water forum.

Allen thought of how hard the sauerkraut in the sauerkraut area was digging three feet into the ground, and when they returned to the main star, they would definitely be stripped of their skins, so he said with a lack of interest: "I'll forget about my own carelessness. They have also been sent to the cusp."

Also, after returning to the Nantian Branch of the Male Insect Association, Lancelot will not be able to protect himself, and he certainly has no time to trouble him, but Alfred, Jude, and David will definitely torture him inhumanely.

Alan no longer thinks that Cornelius Columbus is a little white rabbit. He can probably guess the worry in the other party's heart. It's not that Cornelius Columbus is wrong, but he undoubtedly caused Alan a lot of trouble. trouble.

"I knew he would be locked up for another 100 years." Alan put his head on Nolan's shoulder and rubbed against him, acting like a spoiled child.

Nolan has no bottom line for the hero, let alone such an arrogant hero, "There is always a way to lock him up for another 100 years."

Allen sat up straight in an instant, looked directly at Nolan, and sighed, "It's a good thing you met me. Otherwise, this abettor... Since I promised not to impose additional punishment on him, I won't increase it. I Just to tell you."

Nolan saw that his eyes were full of pampering and indulgence, and he said, "I'm only doing this to the hero."

Allen looked at him and suddenly smiled.He remembered that when he asked Nolan when and where he wanted to hold the wedding, Nolan blurted out, "It's all right, the sooner the better." Obviously he said it himself, but in the end he faced Allen with a suppressed smile He couldn't help but blush himself.

Nolan was completely defeated in Allen's sight, and he said, "I'll go get the supper for the hero." Then he fled in despair.However, before Nolan completely closed the door, he heard Allen's unbearable laughter coming from the room.

Allen withdrew his thoughts. He looked at the familiar face in front of him, and touched Nolan's cheek with his hand. It was a little cold. It should be physically cooled with cold water.He couldn't help chuckling again.

Nolan was annoyed at the moment, feeling that he was too unreserved.Although female insects are always worried about long nights and dreamy things like getting married, they must also achieve their goals skillfully and in a roundabout way, and set an earlier date, how can it be so straightforward!

Allen watched as Nolan walked to the table with one hand and one foot, took a plate of shortbread, and tried to resolve the embarrassment with a midnight snack again.He still had a smile on his face, but he had already reflected in his heart, and could no longer tease his future mistress.

He ate a shortbread from Nolan's hand, and fed Nolan a piece.

Seeing the crumbs at the corner of Nolan's mouth, Alan felt his heart suddenly. He gently brushed Nolan's dry and warm lips with his hand, leaned his head forward a little, and just stuck it on it.

There were still unfinished shortbread between their lips and teeth, but none of them cared.