After crossing the Zerg, I became a forum boss

After Allen's life in Tianma Elementary School was on the right track, there was something that made him feel particularly incredible.

He seems to be more popular among the males than among the females?

Didn't you say opposites attract?

And in a society like the Zerg where there are more females than males, it is quite normal for males to be sought after.But how come those little males who are so charming and doted on at home, even arrogant and domineering, become cute and cute in front of him?

When Allen found a large pile of star candy in the drawer for the Nth time, he expressed the above emotion.

To see if the female/male treats you well, it is not that he has 10000 stars and will give you 1000, but that he has 1000 stars and will give you 999.For the little male, star candy is their favorite, and it is also something that money can't buy, but they still put it in his drawer carelessly without signing.

Allen was a little dark at the beginning, and one would have thought that there was a lawless little male who was unhappy with him and wanted to poison him...

But later, Allen found out that these were all original starry candy, and there were so many of them, it was likely that the male cubs in half a class had brought all the starry candy they could get this year to school.

Alan who accidentally guessed the truth: ...

Compared with the kindness of the little females to Alan, the kindness of the little males to Alan is simpler and purer.

Most of the little females want to cultivate a friendship with Alan since childhood, so that Alan can consider marrying them when he grows up, or get closer to Alan, show their charm, and get the jealous eyes of females of the same age... In short, although the female insects who took the initiative to contact Allen had good intentions, they were always selfish.

But the little males... Looking at the full drawer, it is likely that several different small males brought them. These starry sky candies are all mixed together, and there has never been a card. Allen is a little suspicious, is the male? More selfless than females.

Of course, if these words are put on the star network, all kinds of bricks can throw Alan's head full of bags.

Later, Alan couldn't bear it anymore, and mentioned this matter at the dinner table at home, "...The point is, I don't know which classmates gave me gifts now, and it seems that no classmates want my gift in return. "

Both Lance and Nolan thought it was a fantasy.If they didn't know Alan too well, they would think that the little male at home played too many games and was stupid.

Carol, on the other hand, cut the steak calmly, and said, "It's not surprising. It's okay on Pegasus, and there are many males on the main star. If Allen grows up on the main star, he will know what true popularity is. "

Allen, Lance, Nolan: ...

Seeing that the other three worms at the dining table were very interested in what he said, Carol didn't mind talking to the house worms about the secrets between the males. He asked Alan, "Do you remember? Our first When you went to the male worm association, how many male worms watched you at that time, and what did the doctor say?"

That was all a few years ago. Alan didn't know if ordinary males had such a good memory, so he said vaguely, "I vaguely remember it."

Carol didn't take it seriously either. He recalled: "At that time, I suspected that all the males working in the room ran out just to see my cubs."

Allen blushed a little.

Carol waved his fork, looking more proud than Allen, flattered, "Just like the doctor who identified your bloodline at that time said, males with high bloodlines are not only unparalleled to females, but also to males. It's the same. Many females can still maintain their rationality when they see males who are not their male masters. But if they see a male with a high bloodline that attracts them and makes them worship..."

Carol's expression suddenly faded, as if thinking of bad memories.

However, the overall atmosphere at the table is still very relaxed.

Carol said: "Alan has read Nolan's book, and he should also know that excellent genes will not only be reflected in the bloodline level, but also in the appearance of males. But which one is male, female, or sub-female? More face control?"

This question is too simple.

Allen replied: "Male."

Carol asked again: "Which one is the prettiest, the male, the female, or the subfemale?"

Alan:  …

Allen replied: "Male."

Carol spread his hands together and said, "Then tell me, who is the male's most likely true love?"

Allen was almost caught up in his father's logic.

But this statement is completely different from what he saw in Zerg 7.

"But, why?" After a long time, Allen held back this sentence dryly.

Nolan and Lance were shocked too.It never occurred to them that the males would think this way.

"Because they don't dare. Some females like strong females and don't like weak and beautiful males. They can find females as mates. But you have seen single males, or public male partners Is it?" Carol's brows and eyes were faint, "Otherwise, why do you think so many males check in to the male association every day?"

The 7:1 ratio of males and females in the Zerg society is the source of many females' pain.

The same is true for males.

Carol said: "Alan, although it is still too early, but as your male father, I have to remind you not to take that step lightly. If one day, you really have such thoughts, at least you must After you become an S-rank male.

Destiny has given males an incomparable gift, and our genes have determined our status in the Zerg since we were born.

But it also gave us a shackle that is hard to break free.

Some males are unable to get what they want, and instead transfer their grievances to their female monarchs and female attendants, which is a sign of weakness; there are also males who have courage but lack resourcefulness. They strive hard, but they cannot end well.

However, Alan, you are lucky, regardless of female or male, as long as you become an S-class, you may surpass all laws and regulations.

So, Nolan, Alan, and the male father don’t want to put pressure on you, but you all have the opportunity to become S-class. Can you jump out of the class where your female father and male father are, and see the higher scenery? look at yourselves. "

When leaving the dining table, Lance's heart was very heavy. He used to think that he was very lucky and happy. Mervin was not counted. He was the only female in the house and two cute little cubs that belonged to him.

But he hadn't heard Carol talk about a topic in such a deep way for a long time.

Lance suddenly became overwhelmed. Could it be that Carol doesn't like females at all, or that Carol also has a male he likes on the main star... That's why he is the only one in the house.

Nolan's heart is also very heavy. For those females in Tianma Elementary Academy who are staring at Alan, he can extinguish their minds with his fists, or make them cry in the mecha class to make a promise, but for Alan The little male in the class, what is he going to do?

Those little males can't beat or scold, and the number of them is quite a lot...

This is a more difficult task than being the first grade chief.

Allen...

Alan is determined to keep a distance from the little males in the class. He doesn't have Carol's rebellious spirit, and he doesn't like those delicate and weak males who need to be coaxed every day.

He should like a mysterious and powerful female like Antonio, or a smart and calm female like his father, or a female like his brother who is only gentle and considerate to him...

It would be even better if all three were in one.

……

Alan's life in Tianma Elementary School is still very peaceful.

If there is a change, it is that Allen has completely given up on curing his face blindness.It was almost a week after the class started, and he still didn't match the names of the little males in the class.

If there are other changes, it is that Allen has the consciousness of being a fan of worms.

For example, Allen often goes to the cafeteria in the South District to look for Nolan at noon. If Nolan has not finished class, he will prepare a meal for Nolan first—usually the female uncles in the South District will order more ribs when they see Allen, so Allen It will be more affordable than Nolan's meal.

If Nolan went to off-campus training, Allen would eat in the North District cafeteria.The bean paste buns in the canteen in the North District are very famous, and Alan likes them very much, but after Alan bought it once, he never bought the bean paste buns in the North District by himself.

Because Alan was slow to pack things, the other little males would go to the cafeteria first and rush to buy the red bean paste buns in the North District cafeteria. Then when Alan came, they handed over their own bean paste buns, hoping that Alan would accept them mind.

Alan:  …

Is he a male who can be bought by a bean paste bun?

The fact is it can.Because if Alan didn't accept the bean paste buns from other little males, he might never be able to eat the bean paste buns from the North District canteen. Nolan was busier than him, and it was unrealistic to come to the North District cafeteria to buy him red bean paste buns.Moreover, the other little males were unwilling to accept Alan's star coins.

Every time Alan took someone's red bean paste bun, the little male would run away from him excitedly, and then ran to his little friend, "Alan accepted my red bean paste bun!"

"He took it!!!"

"Alan's smile is so sweet!"

"Did you see that? Allen smiled at me!!!"

Alan:  …

What else could Allen do? !

The location of the classroom where they attend classes is also not fixed. There are about a dozen double-person desks in the classroom.Alan is often the last to arrive at school every morning, and there will never be an entire double table vacant, that is to say, Alan must choose a little male to be the same table—of course, Alan is half an hour earlier Going out, the situation will not change.

Although it is a bit narcissistic to say so, Allen can already imagine how these little males look forward to going to school and get up early with high spirits, just to occupy a table for two alone.

If Allen cared about everything, he wouldn't have to go out every day.

Every time, Allen looked at his tablemate who was so happy that he was about to faint, he wanted to say, can you share your happiness with me? !

In short, while Allen is enjoying the treatment of a million insect fans, the little male insects around him are also working hard and happy!Allen has also accepted his fate, so he will sacrifice himself to benefit and entertain the public!

And soon, another incident that Allen almost forgot swept through Tianma Elementary School.

The final of "I'm going to be a big star!" is finally broadcast!