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【Topic】Tell me about my friend who was dispatched to a remote planet but still married an S-class male

0LID: The author is from the earth

[Lan and I met in an elementary school.Lan Tian was born with a high bloodline grade, A, handsome, and good grades. At that time, many females in the school envied him, thinking that he would have a particularly bright future in the future.

It's a pity that the sky didn't come true. Before graduating from the elementary school, Lan's female father had an accident. Lan had to follow the female father to leave the main planet and go to a very poor planet.At that time, many of our classmates thought that Lan would spend his whole life on that remote planet, find a bad job, and marry a bad hero.

But sometimes fate will deliberately favor a certain worm, and you can't help it if you don't accept your fate.

When Lan was in danger on a mission, a mecha fell from the sky to help Lan defeat the beast and save Lan.

Lan left the mecha, and half-kneeled on the ground, "Thank you for your help." He knew that this strange mecha warrior had just arrived on his planet, and wanted to help the lord as much as he could, "I am Lan, already in I have lived here for several years, I wonder if there is anything that can help adults?"

In the endless desert, the cockpit of the strange but extremely powerful mech slowly opened towards Lan.

Under Lan's surprised eyes, a handsome and unparalleled male came out of the cab of the mech. Lan had never seen such a handsome male. His voice was like a cello, deep and full of rhythm. , he said to Lan: "My male father told me that on this planet I would find my destined female."]

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"Alan, what are you doing?" On the starship, Admiral Edward knocked on the door of Allen's room, put the dinner plate on the table, and asked with concern.

Allen turned off the light screen that jumped out of the Xingwang bracelet, walked to the edge of the table, casually poked the potatoes on the dinner plate with a fork, and said, "It's nothing, gossip on Xingwang."

Admiral Edward asked: "Is it boring on the starship?"

"It's okay." Allen said, "It's not boring to be able to go to the Starnet." Although it is much more stuck than on land, but with a few more swipes, the Jinjiang Forum can still be swiped out.

Even the Jinjiang Forum can be opened, playing ordinary small games, and browsing the web is even easier.

Admiral Edward tried to find a topic with Allen, "There have been males on our starship before, but they are different from you. They all cried and shouted, thinking that interstellar travel is nothing more boring. If you think the room If you are bored, you can also walk around in the starship, and all the military females on the starship will be willing to introduce our starship to you."

Allen suddenly laughed lowly.

This made Admiral Edward feel a little embarrassed. He had a feeling that Allen had discovered his little thoughts.

Allen probably didn't want Admiral Edward to continue to be so embarrassed, but the smile on the corner of his mouth hadn't stopped yet, and he said, "I dare not go out as far as the military female on the starship is going to eat my eyes."

However, Allen's words made Admiral Edward even more embarrassed.

To be honest, Admiral Edward came to deliver meals to Allen in person today because he couldn't bear the softness and stubbornness of his subordinates.

It was not easy for the military females on the starship to have the opportunity to get close to such a cute and soft little male.

As a result, the little male has been nesting in his room since he got on the starship, and he goes out two or three times a day. Even if they wander in the aisle every day, it is rare for them to say hello to the little male.They didn't even dare to knock on Allen's door, so they could only go to the general to make a fuss.

If there were only a few, even if a dozen army females were uncertain, Admiral Edward could easily suppress them.

But on the day Allen boarded the starship, most of the military females saw the deity, but they didn't. After hearing the miraculous descriptions of his comrades, they were all imaginative.

It's one thing for Admiral Edward not to invite the little male, but if he doesn't even make a gesture, if it's serious, there will be a mutiny on the starship.

But Admiral Edward didn't expect that he would be exposed by Allen the moment he met Allen.

I think that Admiral Edward is also an S-rank military female, and he has been in a high position for a long time. Apart from facing his own hero, it has been a long time since there has been no bug that keeps him from stepping down.However, it was still his fault.

"This... this..."

Seeing Admiral Edward hesitating for a long time, hesitating whether to lose face in front of the hero's friends or lose prestige in front of his subordinates, Allen didn't make things difficult for Admiral Edward anymore. It takes a lot of effort.

He took the initiative to say: "Then please, Admiral, walk with me on the starship."

Admiral Edward finally breathed a sigh of relief. He had to feel in his heart that Allen was indeed one of the few good-tempered males, and he took the initiative to lead the way.

Admiral Edward introduced to Allen, "This is the training room, where the military females on the starship will conduct physical fitness training; the mech simulation operation center, where the military females will conduct simulated battles; the cafeteria..." Edward was also a little embarrassed to see this, "It's the place where the compressed cans are heated."

Allen, who has been on the starship for 4 days, naturally knows how bad the food on the starship is.

Even Admiral Edward's starship will not store too much fresh food, and it would be good if it can guarantee the necessary nutrition for all military females.

Allen was thinking about whether to give Lancelot some advice to improve the meals of the military females in the interstellar travel, but he noticed that several military females dining in the cafeteria were watching him quietly.

He smiled at them, and then saw several army females blushing rapidly from the chin.

Allen smiled even more happily now, these army girls are so thin-skinned, still want to hook him up?

Admiral Edward took Allen, who was exuding strong hormones, through the entire starship, but the further he walked to the back, the more frustrated Admiral Edward became.He had a premonition that the magic sound he experienced a few days ago was just a drizzle. After he understood what kind of character the little male was, he would be greeted by a violent storm from his subordinates, so he begged him to bring more little males Go out for a stroll, it's best to create a chance for them to strike up a conversation or something.

No matter how thick-skinned Admiral Edward is, he is too embarrassed to go to Alan again after today.

Admiral Edward said: "In two days, we will pass near the Tianping War Department, and then I will send you to the planet."

"The admiral sent me?" Allen was surprised.

Admiral Edward said: "Yes, the geographical environment of the planet where the Tianping Operations Department is located is harsh, and the desert scorpions and giant rattlesnakes are extremely powerful. Even if a star port is established, there are not enough mech fighters to guard it. We can only fly planes. A enters."

Allen didn't mean that. Nolan had been in the Tianping Operations Department for almost a year. Of course he could understand what Admiral Edward said. He said, "I mean, I can also drive the mech to find bugs by myself."

Seeing that Edward didn't react, Allen thought for a while, and added: "I heard from David that he had fought against the general in a mecha, and I am no weaker than David."

Allen's words were already very reserved.

The reality is that David never beat Allen.Allen was just saving face for David in front of David's hen.

But this is enough for Admiral Edward to understand.

After getting acquainted with David, Admiral Edward's inherent impression of the male's weak physique has undergone earth-shaking changes.

He never knew that males could be so powerful. Although David was no match for him, he was more than enough against ordinary A-level females.If David had more combat experience and had been honed more, how far he would go in the future, even Admiral Edward couldn't say for sure.

However, David doesn't seem to have any ambitions to conquer the stars and the sea. He spends most of his time fighting wits with Lancelot every day, thinking of being lazy and taking less tasks from the South Sky Branch of the Male Insect Association.

Admiral Edward didn't think there was anything wrong with this. It was already his greatest honor to gain the trust of the hero and know the secret of the hero.

He will never do anything against the will of the hero.

Furthermore, Admiral Edward didn't want other females to know that his male master was so good.

"In this case, Alan, you have no problem driving the mecha alone." Admiral Edward agreed to Allen's proposal. Even the standard single-worm mecha has far better performance than the double-worm mech. I'd better take you to the Tianping War Department."

Allen knew that he disagreed with Admiral Edward's proposal, and Admiral Edward was definitely worried, so he agreed.

Allen looked at the galaxy in the distance, his gaze became extremely soft.Soon, he will meet Nolan.

Admiral Edward looked at Allen's appearance, but his heart moved, and he asked, "Did Allen go to the Tianping War Department to find bugs?"

David only told Admiral Edward that he sent Allen to the Tianping War Department, but did not tell him the reason.

"Well. There is a female who promised to make money to support me. I'm going to meet him." Allen said: "See if he has become a qualified meal ticket, and if he can buy me the latest game warehouse in the future."

Admiral Edward was stunned for a moment, probably wondering that Allen was still worried about not being able to find high-quality meal tickets, "If you find that he can't make money to buy you the latest game warehouse..."

"Then I have to raise him." Allen said lazily, not paying attention.

However, after a while, Allen probably thought of his future hard work, frowned, and added: "Of course, it's better to cultivate his ability to make money. I'm going to see him now and accompany him personally Live the most important moments."

……

The planet where the Tianping War Department is located.

Just like what Benjamin said, within two days, two S-rank adults on the planet announced the news of the concert.

For this group of military females who are isolated from the world, the stars in the entertainment industry are too far away from them, and it is impossible for the Uranus superstars to come to the military camp to express condolences, but they can have a reasonable opportunity to relax. Most of the military females were very happy to be given a small bottle of light beer.

But soon, a message spread quietly among the four communication stations.

There is a female named Julius in the upcoming star, who is especially good at playing the male and sings very well.The latter military females may not care too much, but the former...

"Playing the role of a male insect means covering the insect patterns on your body with cosmetics?"

"No, I heard that Julius is born with relatively light worm patterns, and you can't see them unless you look carefully. Even if he doesn't wear special effects makeup, he will be mistaken for a male worm when he walks on the road without makeup, let alone on stage."

"That is to say, I can imagine that the male is singing to me. Hehehehehe."

"Brother, please don't laugh so wretchedly?"

"Your expression is also very rippling. Be careful to scare the male insects."

"Please, you guys, this is not a real male."

"There are no real males who will come to our planet. Even if there are male stars who want to come to the military camp to condolences and show off, they will definitely go to the Archer Operations Department. After I finish my service in this place, I never want to come again Okay?!"

……

By the time the concert started, almost all the military females from the Tianping Operations Department had signed up.

But not all the military females in the war department can go to rest, and there must be military females to patrol the planet.All the brigades voted and adopted this relatively fair method to choose which worms will go to the concert and which worms will stay.

Because the concert was held in the north, the patrol task in the south was not heavy, and there were very few military females to stay, so it took a lot of effort for Nolan to hold back his laughter when he saw Benjamin draw a red lottery.

Benjamin squatted on the ground, looking at the red sign wanting to cry but without tears. It looked like a puppy abandoned by its owner.

He was still muttering, "It took me a long time to grab the front position, right next to the two S-rank adults, I finally got the front position, the position closest to the male worm..."

Nolan watched enough excitement from the sidelines, and in order to prevent his team leader from getting mad, he kicked him on the leg, "I discussed with Dominique, we will leave him and me to patrol at the communication station." enough."

It took Benjamin a long time to react. He turned his head stiffly and looked at Nolan with wet, puppy-like eyes.

Nolan kicked him in the ass again.

At this time, the army females of the Eighth Battalion had almost gone. If Benjamin couldn't keep up with the large group, it would be very dangerous to go on the road alone.

Nolan scolded: "Are you still leaving?!"

Benjamin jumped up, wanting to give Nolan a big bear hug, but Nolan avoided him.

Even though Benjamin staggered and almost fell to the ground because of this, he did not forget to confess to Nolan, "Captain, I love you! You are my best captain! I really want to give you my life!"

"Oh." Nolan didn't like him, and said mockingly, "You'd better leave your old bacon to Julius."

……

The concert will be held at noon.

Although the concert would be more atmospheric at night, the eight brigades of the Tianping Operations Department were scattered across four communication stations on the planet, and it was too dangerous for the military females to travel at night, so the time was moved to noon.

Dominic took the initiative to speak, "I didn't expect you to stay."

There were few mecha fighters patrolling today, and Dominic and Nolan only checked around their communication station.

This is also safer.They just need to make sure no desert creatures destroy the comm station.

Nolan's voice was calm, "There must be worms left."

Through the mecha's communicator, Nolan heard Dominic's muffled laughter, "Nolan, you are really strange, you seem to never care about the topic of male insects."

Usually, the military females at the communication station get together to chat, most of the time they are talking about males.Sometimes Dominic couldn't help but interject into their topics, talking about the males he had seen, some from the school, and some who came to his house to find his male father, and then provoked two teams The army female burst into exclamation.These military females usually do not see males, but unless there are male brothers in the family, no other military females can have so many stories with males like Dominique.

Dominic's story can not only relieve the fatigue of the military females under him, but also narrow the distance between Dominic and them.

Dominic is also very curious about Nolan.

They are all from the main star family.

The Alpso family has a higher status and a longer history than his family, but the two families are not too far apart.But in Dominic's memory, Nolan has never been seen.

It's fine if Nolan's talent is not outstanding, but Nolan is so outstanding, it would be very strange that he never knew the existence of this female before he came to the Tianping Operations Department.

Does Nolan, or the Elpsor family have any secrets?

"Nolan, I have a question that may be offensive. Do you like female insects?" Dominique asked.

"Don't ask if you know it's offensive." Nolan said.

The two worms spoke almost simultaneously.

After understanding what Nolan said, Dominic felt a little embarrassed.

Nolan felt that Dominic would think too much. Although he didn't need to explain, he still expressed his attitude, "I don't like female insects."

Dominic's relieved voice came from the communicator again, "Fortunately, I was always worried that you liked me."

Nolan: I knew it.

The two military females patrolled silently for a while.

The main reason is that Nolan is too bored. In Nolan's view, he really has nothing to say when facing Dominic.Dominique also found it boring to talk about it alone.

There seems to be nothing on this planet except the endless yellow sand and endless wind.

Dominic was quiet for a while, then couldn't help it again, he wanted to talk, "Hey, Nolan..."

But before Dominic finished speaking, he was interrupted by Nolan's mech's right arm turning into a laser cannon.

The right arm of the mecha driven by Nolan suddenly turned into a laser cannon, and the red energy was quickly filled. Dominic didn't react for a moment, and he thought that Nolan wanted to attack him.

Then he saw Nolan's laser cannon hitting the desert not far away.

But before the laser cannon hit the desert, a crimson desert scorpion jumped out of the sand.The Desert Scorpion did not attack Nolan, who was already fully armed, but turned to Dominic, who was obviously still not in shape.

Dominique is worthy of being an elite female who entered the Tianping Operations Department at the same time as Nolan. His body reacted before his brain. The moment he saw the Desert Scorpion, his mecha began to lift into the air. A made two circles to the side, avoiding the desert scorpion's attack, and his voice was transmitted to Nolan's cockpit through the communicator, "Sand-desert-scorpion—"

Nolan didn't feel strange at all because of Dominic's voice. He fought Dominic many times and knew the opponent's strength. If he was caught off guard by the desert scorpion attack, Dominic might suffer, but he saw it in advance. Dominic didn't say to counterattack the desert Scorpio, self-protection is definitely more than enough.

At this time, Nolan's and Dominique's mechas had already risen into the air.

The desert scorpion is covered in a crimson hard shell. Its body is divided into sixteen segments. Its head has eight eyes and sixteen limbs. The front one is like a crab claw, which is also the most powerful part of the desert scorpion. .

Dominic felt cold hands and feet for a moment. He clearly understood that usually five army females can barely fight against the Desert Scorpion. Now only he and Nolan, although their strength is much stronger than ordinary A-level army females, they survived. rate will not be higher than 75%.

This is the first time he has been so close to death.

The laser cannon transformed into the right arm of Nolan's mecha hit the Desert Scorpion again, but was easily avoided by the Desert Scorpion.

At the same time, Nolan's voice rang in Dominique's ears, "Quick! Go back to the communication station! Get the battleship out!"

Nolan's calmness also infected Dominique, and he whispered: "Yes, battleship, with the battleship, we can kill the desert scorpion."

"I'm going to drive a battleship..." Dominic said loudly, "But what do you do?!"

It will take him 20 minutes at the fastest to go to the communication station and come back. If Nolan can't make it to that time...

Nolan answered him loudly. At this time, every minute is crucial to them. "I have the experience of fighting the Desert Scorpion alone. If I stay, the survival rate will be greater!"

At this time, countless thoughts flashed through Dominic's mind, but it went blank again.

He no longer hesitated, and was about to rush back to the communication station as quickly as possible, and he said in his heart, "Nolan, please hold on, please hold on..."

Just when Dominic turned to leave and the laser cannon on the right arm of Nolan's mecha was ready to recharge again, something happened.

A dark red mecha descended from the sky. The outer shell of this new mecha was darker than that of the Desert Scorpion, and the speed of this mecha was faster.

Nolan subconsciously stopped the laser cannon that was about to be fired. He watched the lightsaber held by the right arm of the newly-appeared mecha quickly draw a network of light in the air, each grid exactly matching the desert scorpion's back. of crusty knots.

Nolan and Dominic stood there stunned, watching the seemingly mighty Desert Scorpion being quickly dismembered by the lightsaber, watching the Desert Scorpion die before it even had time to wail.

On this planet, only yellow sand keeps blowing.

Dominic managed to put the heart that jumped into his throat back. After making sure that there was no danger around him, he opened the cockpit of the mech and walked out.

He wants to thank the worm who saved him.

If the other party didn't need it, he had to bring back the shell of the desert scorpion, which was a very good material for making super mechs.

At about the same time, Nolan also left the cockpit of the mecha.

They stood together in the desert, watching the cockpit of the dark red mecha slowly open. The worm that jumped out of the cockpit had no exposed worm patterns at all. The black hair was slightly long, and the hot wind blew by. Showing his smooth forehead, and those bright and mysterious black eyes.

Dominique felt that he had seen the most wonderful and incredible scene in his life. He was actually saved by a male. He said uncertainly, "Male?"

He turned his head and looked at his companion, wanting Nolan to tell him that there was nothing wrong with his eyes.

Then Nolan, the captain of the eighth brigade, who was always calm in their communication station, was completely stunned, as if he couldn't believe what he saw.Suddenly, Nolan seemed to wake up from a dream again, and quickly walked over to the handsome and extraordinary male that had just appeared, and his walk turned into a trot again until he stood still in front of the male.

Nolan stretched out his hand directly, and hugged the powerful and beautiful male into his arms, "Alan."