After crossing the Zerg, I became a forum boss

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【Topic】Tell me about my friend who was dispatched to a remote planet but still married an S-class male

101LID: The author is from the earth

[I don’t know how many floors are covered now.The host is writing the post diligently, because the host is going to a very barren planet at night, and there is no connection to the star network, so if you have any questions, you can leave a message, and the host will come back to answer when you leave that remote planet.

Many things about Lan and his S-level hero were told by Lan's female father at their wedding later.

So this is third-hand information?All the details in the post may not fully correspond to reality.

All the worms with long eyes can see how good Lan's hero treats him and how much he likes him.

But the host feels that Lan is a little bit arrogant.Let's talk about what happened before the wedding. According to the custom of the main star, the females will spend the last night with relatives and friends before the wedding.But the truth, you know, it's all to make the unfavorable female look good, how can a female reject her male master?Lan did just that and kicked the hero out of the bedroom, Lan was really stupid and naive.

If one day he falls out of favor, he will definitely regret it! ]

……

In the cubicle.

Alan's and Julius' sleeping bags were right next to the walls on the left and right, and the distance between them was so far that a bug could triple jump.

The two worms stood on both sides of the wall, staring at each other for a while.

Julius is a star, and Nolan and Dominic can't take the initiative to ask him to sleep in Chase.And according to the Zerg's point of view, being in the same room with males certainly cannot be the male's disadvantage.

If a male spends his days and nights before marriage, just like Carol in the past, at most he is said to be romantic. If a female does not marry the male with whom she mates for the first time, or even just talks about a long-term relationship, it is difficult to do it again It's female.

In the end, Allen was the first to break the silence, "I turned off the light." He walked to the side and turned off the light.

In Allen's view, spending the past few days in peace is the best choice for both of them.

However, when their eyes had just adapted to the darkness, and when Allen was about to wade into his sleeping bag, Julius' voice sounded in Allen's ear, "Sometimes, I envy you."

Even the darkness didn't block Alan's sight much. He looked in Julius' direction.On the contrary, Julius is a C-level subfemale, and he will definitely not see Allen.

The excited chatter of the military females could be vaguely heard outside, and it had been a long time since something that made them happy had happened.Suspected to be the future hero of Captain Nolan—after all, not every bug is like Dominic, so he dares to ask Nolan.There is also Julius, the voice of nature, even if they leave the barracks, it is difficult for them to get in close contact with such a big star.

But the room separated by a wall was so quiet that it seemed like two worlds from the outside.

Allen could even hear Julius' short breathing.

"I've wanted to be a male since I was very young." Julius' voice echoed softly in the cubicle, "If I were a male, my female father would be more favored by the male father, I won't die so early; if I were a male insect, no insect would dare to bully me, and they would all kneel at my feet; if I were a male insect..."

Allen couldn't listen anymore. He had never understood so clearly like at this moment, why Julius never liked Julius, except for his lack of strength and his like to find sailors, and no particularly big black spots.

"Why do you want to say these things to me, do you want me to sympathize with you and understand you?" Allen said: "Then you are thinking wrong. The reason why you failed in life is not because you are not a male, but because You're just a failure."

"You think it's males who robbed the possibility of happiness." Allen also figured it out. He had just met Julius, and where did Julius' hostility come from, "But how did you do it? When you were young At that time, did you try to resist and fight for your own rights? Or did you try to use your influence to fight for the rights of females after you became famous?

what have you done?You secretly poked and poked in your brain to make up for yourself to become a male, to become a higher-status existence!Just like in ancient times, there were slaves and slave owners.You're ambitious to overthrow the slaveholders, but you're not out to make all bugs equal.You are just dissatisfied with being on the oppressed side, and you overthrow the slave master just to make the slave master your slave and you to become the new slave master. "

"It is because of bugs like you that this society has become so deformed."

Contrary to what many worms think, what really promotes equal rights and progress is usually not from the bottom zerg, but from the upper zerg, or even the male worms.Because they stand in different positions, they can see farther.

A long time ago, the Nantian branch of the male insect association proposed that male insects should control public opinion, stop publicizing the theory that male insects are precious, and promote the equality of status between male insects and female insects, and even only male and female monarchs exist. There are no more female servants and female slaves.

However, with that came new problems.

It is true that some females like to be celibate and like to find other females as partners, but the vast majority of females are still eager to marry and to combine with males.

However, the ratio of males to females is there, 1:7, and some females are bound to face the end of loneliness. Those single females who have been abandoned by society will become social time bombs.

What's more, those females who are powerful enough will team up to snatch one or more males and keep them in captivity for the females to relieve their desire and become the male father of their eggs.

It's not that such a thing has never happened in history. The most important role of the male insect association on each planet is to protect the male insects and completely eliminate this possibility.Every male will be recorded in the Male Association from birth, to entering elementary school, to adulthood, and high welfare will be distributed to males from time to time, which is also to ensure their safety and freedom.

The Nantian branch of the male insect association can naturally promote reforms, but the ones who suffer the failure of the reform must be the large number of ordinary male insects at the grassroots level.

If ever there was a day, captive males would become a fad.

Under the nest, how can there be any eggs?

The Nantian Branch of the Male Insect Association will inevitably be affected by the Yuchi. Even if their strength is no less than that of females of the same level, how can they compete with 2, 3... 7, 8, or even 10 females of the same level? team up?

For so many years, the Prime Minister's Office, the Zerg Royal Family, and the Male Bug Association have become three pillars, and they are all maintaining this delicate balance.

These three forces joined forces to block the chance for ordinary males to cross classes.

As long as the males are willing to marry obediently and let their female kings and female servants lay eggs obediently, they can live a happy and ignorant life.On the contrary, to a certain extent, as long as females do not want to enter married life and compete for precious male resources, they can get more opportunities to cross the class of his native family.

And if the males are 30 years old and they are not married yet, what they will challenge must be the hell mode.

Even S-rank males couldn't quite escape.

……

On the second day, Allen got up from his sleeping bag refreshed, went to the long table, gnawed on the boiled potatoes planted by Captain Nolan himself, and flirted with the military female under Captain Nolan at the same time. Scolding."

Until Captain Nolan suddenly appeared behind him, the females around Allen tactfully gave up their positions.

Nolan sat next to Allen, "What did you tell Julius? He took the initiative to move the sleeping bag outside and said not to share the room with the noble male."

"I didn't say anything, just what I would say to Julius on the forum, and I said it again in front of him." Allen poked two holes in the silly potato with a fork, and said, "You won't Do you think I only dare to say those words to him behind his back?"

Nolan sighed, and said helplessly, "If you really don't like him, I will contact the bugs at other communication stations and send him away."

"Yo!" Allen said in surprise, "You're not going to be Captain Nolan who understands justice!"

Nolan glanced at the army female who was drooling at his little Allen on the side of the long table. If it wasn't for his presence, they would definitely flock to him again.

These army females are not as reserved as those students in Tianma Elementary School, and they are not so rookie. As long as Alan stays a little longer, not to mention whether he invites them to a duel every day, even if he can make an appointment, even if he beats them. Being bedridden didn't stop them from crawling in front of Allen to make a hot confession.

If Allen chatted with them so pleasantly like this morning...

Coupled with Dominique's fanning the flames from the Seventh Brigade...

Even if Alan asked Nolan to send Julius to the back of the Desert Scorpion now, Nolan would not hesitate.

The females are so unprincipled when they meet the males they like.

Of course, Allen was not so mad. Seeing that Nolan's eyes were blackened because he was so unhappy last night, he mercifully said, "Let Julius stay here. Every day when you eat, exercise, I might as well ask Julius to sing a little song, and we'll listen to a song or something."

At noon, Alan and Nolan went to the communication station in the north, and met with Admiral Edward, Admiral Andy, and Admiral Clement. It was a beautiful male like Alan who could take the initiative to send the male worm thousands of miles away. , The two generals of the Tianping War Department also felt that their faces were very bright.

Alan, who thought Alan couldn't hear him, but was exceptionally sharp: ...

It was only now that Allen realized belatedly, what Lancelot, David, and Jude of the Southern Branch of the Male Swarm Association might say about him behind their backs.

And Alfred, this time he has a chance.

But Allen didn't think about how to face them.He thought that in the next half month, Admiral Edward would stay here on purpose to guide Nolan, and he could practice with him.

In addition to urging Nolan, he can also sharpen himself.

Allen has already thought about it, and when he returns to the virtual insect life, he will set off a new storm.In case the males of the Nantian Branch of the Male Association spend too much time on gossip.

Now is a rare opportunity.

Including Allen, the Zerg on the planet now has 4 S-level combat power.

In the depths of the desert, the kings of desert scorpions and giant rattlesnakes are also very powerful S-rank.

Allen believes that as long as he can gain enough practical experience here, when he returns to the virtual insect life, even if Lancelot and David join forces, they cannot be his opponent.

In short, he absolutely!absolute!Can't be laughed at!

……

A week after Alan arrives at the Tianping Operations Department, Julius and the others will also leave.

Julius is really a star who pays great attention to personality.Because Allen said before that he hopes Julius can interact with everyone more, sing and so on.

This was just casually said by Allen, and he didn't think Julius would really do it.

But Julius really did.

He gets up at the same time as the military females of the Seventh and Eighth Battalions every day.He took the initiative to help make breakfast in the morning, cheered them on during their training, and sang the whole scene when everyone was resting in the evening.

With his spirit, Alan is going to change from a senior black to a passer-by black?not at all!

Allen felt that he was too casual and inattentive before!

Nolan used to regard Allen as a fan of Julius as a small hobby of Allen, just like Allen liked to browse forums.It wasn't until the day Julius left that Nolan took the matter seriously for the first time.

……

Allen, Nolan, and Dominic are teaming up to practice against Admiral Edward.Allen was the main attacker, and Nolan and Dominic would sneak up on Admiral Edward's flank from time to time.

In the middle of their battle, Julius suddenly appeared on the sidelines of the practice field-General Edward instructed the two captains, the females of the Seventh and Eighth Battalions would avoid this area wisely, but Julius did not have this Consciousness, Allen and the others will not take the initiative to stop the attack because of Julius' arrival.

Not to mention that the sudden stop of the mecha in actual combat may cause irreparable losses.

It is impossible for Julius to be ignorant of the secrets of the male insect association when he is in this position today, and Alan doesn't bother to hide in front of him.So on the third day when Julius arrived at the Tianping War Department, he ran into Allen and Admiral Edward fighting against them.

Afterwards, Julius would come over to watch the battle every day at noon, and no one bothered him.

To Allen's surprise—on the afternoon when Julius was about to leave, when Allen got off the mecha, he stopped Allen, "I have something to tell you."

Allen pushed back his sweat-soaked hair, revealing a smooth forehead and sculpted facial features.

He looked at Julius with no warmth in his eyes.They are worms of two worlds. If Carol hadn't suddenly emerged and founded a brokerage company, their worm lives should have had no intersection.

Admiral Edward, Nolan, and Dominic also got off the mecha, and they all noticed the movement here, watching quietly.

Allen didn't think Julius had any big business, at most he came to declare war?

Allen asked, "What's the matter?"

Julius lowered his head slightly, which is completely different from his usual male-like, proud, arrogant appearance, which may be his nature.When he first debuted in variety shows, he was shy like this.

He said, "I've thought a lot about what you said that day."

"Maybe you're right." He looked at Allen, with a complex flash of light in his eyes, "Even if you are a male, or the male with the noblest blood, you are still the best mech warrior. After seeing you fighting Before, I thought that the most powerful mech fighters were males, and this statement was just the masculinity of the males."

Allen didn't take Julius' words at ease, "You still can't speak."

"Maybe." Julius said: "Alan, do you know what the bugs in the entertainment industry say about me? The most official Julius, the Julius who never makes mistakes. Julius in false masks."

Allen felt a little weird.

It seems that he said this?

It seemed a bit embarrassing to be said by the Lord.

"Probably my black fans know me best." Julius said.

Alan:  …

"I'm used to being good at dancing, even if I meet males who don't like me, I will compliment them well so that they don't hate me anymore." Julius said: "But Alan, you are special to me."

Allen: Has Julius discovered his identity as a black fan?

"After thinking about it for so many days, I finally understand." Julius said: "I have been intimidated by you since the first time I saw you. At that time, I thought I wanted to become a bug like you. But this time seeing you..."

"I really understand what I think." Julius' face turned red, but he still bravely said his heart, "I want to be enjoyed by you."

Before Allen could understand the meaning of Julius' words, he subconsciously pushed Julius to the ground.

At the same time, a red laser beam swept over the position where Julius was standing just now—at some point, Nolan took down the laser gun on the mech, and at this moment, he was standing not far from Alan and Julius. He stared at Julius' direction coldly, and said unapologetically, "Sorry, I made a mistake."

Saying this to the male in front of the male's future mistress—although he has not yet been fully recognized by Allen—Julius should know what might happen.

Nolan has been driven to reason by jealousy, Dominic had to trot over and pull Julius up, "It's getting late, let me take you to the communication station in the north, there will be bugs there to send you out of here. You have worked hard for so many days in this windy and sandy day."

Although Dominique really wanted to continue watching the show, if Julius really died here, the Seventh and Eighth Battalions would be unable to eat.

Julius finally left, and when he was parting, he still looked at Allen reluctantly, the little hook in his eyes-it was definitely the pinnacle of Julius's acting skills.

Dominic went to see off Julius, and Admiral Edward went to drink with the other two admirals. Before leaving, he said to them with a smile, "Have a good chat."

Allen wanted to pretend that nothing happened, his eyes were clearly written: What are you talking about, nothing happened.

But Allen still felt guilty looking at the iceberg next to him.

Obviously, he came to the Tianping War Department to make Nolan feel better and to accompany him to advance, but this happened just a week ago.

Allen recalled the recent events completely. Except for the first night, he had no communication with Julius at all, and he didn't know why Julius suddenly went crazy and said these words.

Allen concluded, "He said that just now, it should be to scare me." He found out his identity as a black fan and so on.

Ha ha.

Nolan didn't think so.

If Julius really had that kind of acting skills, he wouldn't be called a vase!

What Nolan wants to do most now is to wake up himself from a week ago!Why put Julius in the same cubicle as Allen!He is a star who should be taken care of to condolences, but if Julius doesn't want to sleep in the Datong bunk, he can sleep in the desert!

Ya females are all duplicity, they say they don't like it, just to let him relax his vigilance!

And Allen...

Nolan frowned fiercely, he liked it when it was so dark, how could he make Allen change his mind and stop paying attention to Julius?

The biggest lesson Nolan has learned this time is that even the most unlikely times should not be taken lightly.