After crossing the Zerg, I became a forum boss

There is a post in the night story section of the Jinjiang Forum these days that is always floating on the homepage, even bugs who are not interested in green posts occasionally click on it, and sometimes they even click on it late.

The subject of the post is: Talk about my friend who was sent to a remote planet but still married an S-class male.

Even if you just look at the title, every word is a slot, making the worm don't know where to start.

0LID: The author is from the earth

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(Summary: The mysterious S-class male appears, saves Lan, and announces that he will find the destined female on this planet.)

1L

[Earth Lord's post.Leave a name before the fire. ]

2LID: A regular reader of Mr. Earth

[Isn’t it a useless little female this time?Natural bloodline rank A, not bad. ]

3LID: Earth King's little fan

[Sometimes I really doubt that Mr. Earth is not a bug, and I can take this kind of silly plot for granted every time. ]

4LID: A military female who does not want to reveal her real name

[Hahahahahaha burst into tears from laughter, this dream is too fake.The male insect that suddenly appeared at a desperate moment is even stronger than the A-level female insect. The new material of my spring dream today.But...it would be great if such a male insect really existed, I have also encountered such a crisis...if there is a male insect driving a mecha to save me, I probably don't need to install such a low-quality prosthesis. ]

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41L

[Why isn't Mr. Earth updated?Obviously, it was updated very quickly before. ]

42L

[Compared to Mr. Earth’s last post, it’s much more peaceful here, I guess it’s because all the females in this post have been favored by the male lord. ]

43L

[I originally wanted to spray it, but when I saw it upstairs...Mr. Earth, your writing is awesome! ]

44LID: The author is from the earth

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(Summary: Lan became the guide of the S-class male and took him around the entire planet. Unfortunately, the S-class male did not find his destined female.)

45LID: sofa brother

[Very well, Mr. Earth's brain hole has opened up even more. S-class males not only want beauty to save idiots, but also provide escort services.I guess, what Mr. Earth didn't write is that every night, the S-class males have their friend Lan who waters you well. ]

46L

[Brother Sofa is so sharp.Everyone went to a 12-year-old university, why are you so good. ]

47LID: sofa brother

[Back to the 46th floor, thank you for the compliment.But I am an elite female, and I went to a 13-year-old university. ]

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76L

[Upstairs, you all underestimate Mr. Earth.The title of this post is 818's friend who married an S-class male. The "Lan" in the mouth of the Earth Lord is not a female that a male can get as much as he wants, but the kind of S-class male who is crazy about him. The female insect who wants to refuse and welcome.This kind of female insect must seek the position of the main wife. ]

77LID: The author is from the earth

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(Summary: The S-level male asked Lan if he would go back to his hometown with him and be his female ruler? Lan told the S-level male that he had agreed to become the fiance of other males in order to buy medicine for the female father. S The super male said to help him break off the engagement.)

78L

[this……]

79L

[okokokok. ]

80L

[It's rare to see such a harmonious green post, but I really can't help it. ]

81L

[Why be patient?I understand the feelings of the brothers upstairs, let me make this fire-breathing bug.

The S-level male suddenly fell in love with the host’s friend—this is the usual style of Earth Lord, I can’t bear it; Lan already has a fiancé, but he still travels alone with the S-level male—the S-level male is Lan’s savior , Mr. Earth didn’t say they were sauced, I pretended they were very innocent, and I endured it; the S-class male asked Lan if he liked his fiancé, and Lan said he didn’t——I deceived myself that Lan didn’t like her fiancé, it was love ?At least it is also a responsibility, right? !At this time, I actually don't want to bear it anymore!

The S-level male worm asks Lanxi if he likes him, and Lan is playing the green tea set again. He looks like other worms insisting on buying medicine for his female father and forcing him to sign a marriage contract-Mr. Earth! ! !Can't you write a female insect worthy of an S-rank male insect! ! !Why is there such a white lotus every time! ! !Serving as a female attendant for the eldest son of the planet's chief executive officer, Green Chalan has crossed the hierarchy, okay? ! !The other party was sorry for him, and even bought medicine for his female father to cure his illness. How could he make the cheating so pitiful! ! !I'm going to be mad! ! ! ]

82L

[Originally, after reading Mr. Earth’s post, I doubted Chongsheng, and felt that my three views were not correct.After reading the post, I suddenly feel refreshed, I am normal. ]

83LID: Minor bug cub

[Sure enough, shouldn't minors visit forums?I just saw Lord Earth’s post, and I found it very interesting and suave, and I also want to find such a hero. (covers face) (seeks to pat) But after reading the message on the 81st floor, I feel something is wrong.Lan is too bad, he obviously has a marriage contract, and the other party is his female father's savior, yet he cheated, and said that of course he doesn't like his fiancé.I've never heard of such females! (indignant)]

84L

[Sorry, I'm a bit mean.I really want Lan to be in misfortune. The male I like finds such a scheming female——that scheming female hooks up several males at the same time because of her good looks, and confirms that the male I like can give him a female. Jun's position, he was cut off from other males. ]

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100L

[I wonder how the S-rank male worm told Lan's fiancé.From the title, Lan should be married to an S-rank male.I heard that senior males have strict rules with each other.I hope that the S-class males will not be confused by Lan, and hurt the truly innocent, poor and cuckolded worms. ]

101LID: The author is from the earth

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(Summary: Lan is very stupid and naive. He drove the hero out to sleep on the eve of the wedding. The host is now in a remote planet without internet. If you have any questions, wait for the host to come back. He will reply.)

102L

[The host said that Lan will fall out of favor one day, and he will definitely regret it. Is the host planning to do it? ]

103L

[Yes.Such a once in a lifetime opportunity.If I were the landlord, I would definitely not be able to hold it. ]

104L

[The people upstairs haven’t read Mr. Earth’s last post, have they?In Earth Lord’s post, he is not a female insect who attracts countless male insects, but a fan of thousands of insects that all female insects and male insects can’t control when he first appeared on the stage. There is no male insect that needs him to actively hook up, only him A male who has to keep a distance for the sake of his friends. ]

105L

[The question is: will there be any insects who believe such outrageous remarks by Mr. Earth? ]

106L

[I can imagine that there is a cute S-rank male writing a post for me. ]

107L

[Is it really good to deceive yourself like this? ]

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188L

[Did Mr. Earth abandon the pit?Did he pretend to be blind with so many questions, pretending not to see them? ]

189L

[Upstairs climbing stairs wow.Mr. Earth has said that the content in the post is published regularly, and there is no Internet in the place where he is now. ]

190L

[curious.Are all the posts in the Night Tan section of the Jinjiang Forum ready to be published regularly?I don't know why this function exists. ]

191L

[Because it's expensive, bugs in ordinary water forums don't need the function of timing, and only the host can post regularly. ]

192L

[On the 190th floor, you can find the post you posted, click on the upper right corner of the post, there is a "Time Letter" button, and you can set the posting time.Every time you use Time Letter, you need 100 star coins, and you can post regularly. This is usually used in the sauerkraut area late at night to frighten the family - because there is no red coat on duty to delete posts; or post ranking tasks in your own special building.However, posts can also be published manually. This function is very tasteless, and it is completely designed by Jinjiang to cheat money. ]

193L

[At first I thought Mr. Earth was just idle, but I didn't expect to have money. ]

194L

[The same goes for Jin Jiang, every time the webmaster takes a picture of his forehead, he can come up with an idea, like a little bug playing house.Have you seen the latest announcement?The Jinjiang Forum is about to launch a tipping function, which will provide a channel for fanatical fans in the sauerkraut area to raise funds. ]

195L

[See.However, Jinjiang charges 50% of the money as a handling fee, which is too expensive.The worms in the sauerkraut area will not use Jinjiang to raise funds.But in the Xiami area, there may be a reward for help. ]

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223L

[Has Mr. Earth not come back yet?It has been almost 3 months since Earth Jun last posted. ]

224L

[same.I want to help Mr. Earth pull the network cable.There are still a lot of pitfalls to be filled. How did Lan's previous engagement be dissolved?How did he get the approval of the S-class male's family and marry the S-class male?Mr. Earth said that Lan would regret it, did Lan fall out of favor?Have you been punished? ]

225LID: The author is from the earth

[came back.I'm climbing the stairs to see everyone's replies. ]

226L

[AooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooLord Earth actually came back. ]

227L

[Earth Lord is really a cheat. ]

228L

[Knock the bowl and wait for an update, the most urgent question, how is Lan doing now? ]

229LID: The author is from the earth

[Reply downstairs first.Lan is doing well now, and he is still very affectionate with his hero. ]

230L

[Not good news.because!very!Jealousy!jealous!Didn't Mr. Earth say that Lan would fall out of favor? ]

231LID: The author is from the earth

[I think so too, but Lan is in the same situation as my female brother, they are both very scheming worms.One time Lan Xiongzhu had an accident, and Lan was seriously injured to save Xiongzhu... You can also think about it—after that incident, not to mention that Lan Xiongzhu had a very good temper, he just had a bad temper. No matter how angry she is, she will never lose her temper to Lan again. ]

232L

[It seems that happiness still has to be fought for by oneself. ]

233L

[The landlord doesn’t want to teach all the female insects to be bad, does he? ]

234L

[Those upstairs don’t need to read Mr. Earth’s post, so they won’t be taught badly.Although I also think that many of Lan's practices are very green tea, but some of Lan's actions still have some reference significance. ]

235L

[Row upstairs silently.A lot of the old idea is that the females first make a career, and then find the handsome and attractive males.However, according to the new statistical results, the females most favored by the male master in the family are all females who followed the male master when they were very young.Just like Lan's original fiancé, who is 400 years old, no matter how handsome and rich he is, do you think he has an advantage over the young S-rank male? ]

236L

[Upstairs, it's not like that.The only son of the chief executive officer on a small remote planet, the condition is not bad, at least killing 80% of the bugs in the night story area.Now 400 years old, there are still more than 100 years of peak period.But even if he is the same age as the S-rank male, compared to the two, he is still scum. ]

237LID: The author is from the earth

[Do you want to know what males think of females? ]

238L

[? ]

239L

[? ? ? ]

240L

[Mr. Earth, have you solved your own marital problems yet? ]

241LID: The author is from the earth

[Thank you upstairs for your concern, it has been resolved.After I returned home this time, I discussed with Xiongfu. When he was on vacation two years later, my Xiongfu would act as a witness and help us make a marriage contract.In three years, I will be an adult, and we will be married. ]

242L

[Mr. Earth, are you underage? ]

243L

[It turns out that Mr. Earth is a femme fatale. ]

244L

[Sorry, Mr. Earth, I have to break your fantasy.Now only a partner certificate can be obtained between a female worm and a female worm, and there is no such thing as a marriage certificate. ]

245LID: The author is from the earth

[Back to floor 242.Yes.My future female queen is an adult, but I am not yet.

Go back to the 243rd floor, 244th floor.I am not a female, so my future female monarch and I are not in love with each other.We can legally get a marriage license. ]

246L

[This cub has been deeply poisoned.Hopeless. ]

247L

[But could it be really a little male?I feel that once a female worm reaches a certain age, it is impossible to have such an imagination. ]

248L

[This time's post, and the black-bellied female of the domineering hero last time... Could it be that the little male really likes such a female?I'm a little skeptical about worms.Maybe it's only the males who can't tell the good females from the green tea females. ]

249L

[Mr. Earth has about a 0.000001% chance of being a male.But if he continues to post like this, looking at the group of fools above, whether Mr. Earth is a female or a male, it is likely to become one of the biggest unsolved cases in the night story area of ​​Jinjiang Forum. ]

250LID: The author is from the earth

[Actually, marking the post in green is not my original intention.But these are all things that happened to my relatives and friends. I don't know many details, so I can only rely on my imagination.In order to avoid everyone's misunderstanding, I marked the post in green. In fact, some things must be true.

I won't post green posts in the future, I will probably talk about my family, my future female queen, and our branch of the Male Insect Association.Whenever you have any questions, I will tell you everything, and I will talk endlessly.

If I want a tree hole, I will also complain in the post, I hope it will not bring too much negative energy to everyone.Thank you all. ]

251L

[It's over.I really imagined a cute and polite little male. ]