After crossing the Zerg, I became a forum boss

The disadvantages of Nolan going to the elementary school affiliated to Tianma University were quickly revealed.

One day at noon, Carol and Allen were both lying on the big bed in the master bedroom to play games—it was originally Carol who said he wanted to accompany Allen, but it turned out that the two males were addicted to the game together.

In the past two months, Lance went to work and Nolan went to school.

After the two males had finished their breakfast, when the females at home went out, they would lie down on the big bed in the master bedroom and play various online games.

Carol's eyes were still fixed on the game screen, and he muttered to Allen, "Cub?"

Allen also concentrated on looking at the game screen, and the movements of his hands were not slow at all. He beat the male father character in the game to the head. He was puzzled, "Huh?"

The character in Carroll's game dodges quickly, but reality asks, "Are you hungry?"

Allen's eyes were a little wandering. They had eaten all the takeaways nearby in the past six months. He wondered if there was anything delicious, "Yes, but Father Xiong, I don't want to eat takeaways."

It turned out that when Lance was at home, Lance was the one who did the cooking. Later, Lance's mech manufacturing company grew bigger and bigger, and he became busier. The heavy responsibility of cooking at noon was handed over to Nolan—don't expect Carol cooks, he lists the kitchen as a forbidden place for males, he will not step into the kitchen unless he wants to have some fun when he is indescribable-so Nolan has been in charge of the house when he was 5 years old chef.

Neither Carol nor Lance felt that there was anything wrong with it.

The Zerg kitchen is not easy to operate.The kitchen utensils in the Zerg kitchen have a very detailed division of labor, which can be said to be various and complicated. For Allen, it was nothing more than doing chemical experiments in his previous life.This is especially true for females, who even use a balance to measure the grams of seasonings to be added, but because of the clear steps in cooking, very few females can make the food unpalatable.

The various kitchen utensils in the kitchen have a high safety factor, and the little female insects in the commoner’s house have to help with the housework very early, because Carol doesn’t like strange insects in the house, so Nolan really didn’t enjoy the life of a young master for a few days.

Nolan's cooking isn't as good as Lance's, but it's okay.Alan is not a fastidious character. Although Carol is picky, he is still very tolerant of his cubs, and the two males can cope with it.

But now, Nolan is busier than Lance from six to nine every morning.

Not to mention cooking lunch and dinner for Xiongfu and his younger brother as before, Nolan didn't even have time to pour himself a glass of water during the pitiful time at home, and sometimes Alan had to bring water to his room.So since Nolan changed schools, the two slackers never tasted the skills of their little females again.

Carol held the game remote control in his right hand, and touched his flat stomach with his left hand, "What a coincidence, Father Xiong doesn't want to eat takeaway either. But Father Xiong doesn't even want to go out."

Allen turned his head and met Carol's eyes.

Two slackers and a dead house bug, you look at me, I look at you, there is a battle between man and nature in your mind: Option [-], go out to eat; Option [-], order takeaway; Option [-], starve to death, wait for the female at home to get off work/off work Learn to collect corpses.

After a while, Carol and Allen made a decision at the same time.

Allen: "Go out and eat."

Carol: "Order takeout."

The two male worms looked at each other again. As a rare good temper among male worms, Alan and Carol are dispensable, and they want to accommodate their male father/little worm cub.

Allen: "Order takeaway."

Carol: "Go out and eat."

Allen thought, he knew that Xiongfu was so considerate, and he showed mercy just now in the game.

Carol thinks that Xiaochongzi is so good, and they haven't been out of the house for more than half a month. It's time to take Xiaochongzi out for a stroll. By the way, the new styles of several big-name clothing will be on the shelves in the next season. It's time Go shopping.

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Carol is good at driving hovercars. When Allen was young, he might have been a little restrained because of the little male, but when he found that Allen was not as delicate as most male cubs, he could drive the hovercar. Create the illusion of Star Wars.

After Allen hit the air cushion countless times while sitting on the exclusive chair for the cubs, they finally came to the busiest commercial street in Tianma Star.

Allen opened the car door sullenly and sullenly, and walked down. Even though Carol immediately picked him up, he couldn't dispel the unhappiness in his heart, "I'm full! I want to go home! I won't eat anymore!"

Carol smiled, ignored Alan, and walked directly to the commercial street with him in his arms.

Allen was so angry that he ruined his male father's soft and shiny black hair into a chicken nest, and the anger in his heart dissipated.

Probably because of the male’s confidence in his appearance, Carol firmly believed that he was the most handsome no matter what the situation, and he didn’t even arrange his hair. He pointed to the pink shirt on the doll in the window and asked Allen, “Where are you? Would you like your brother to buy a shirt?"

Allen glanced, "This color is not suitable for my brother, buy a light blue one."

Carol was in a good mood, "Listen to you." He had already discovered that Alan was very easy to coax.Why!In the future, I don’t know which female to buy cheaper—the distress from the male father who has a very cute male cub.

Carol took Allen to sweep around the mall, bought clothes that could fill the trunk of the suspension car, and a variety of trinkets and handicrafts that might never be used, then signed the bill and discussed with the people in the mall The time of delivery.

Allen's discomfort from riding the "Carroll Bumper Car" finally dissipated, and they decided to find a place to buy food.

Carol asked, "Cub, what do you want to eat?"

"I can't think of it, I'm tired of eating." Allen counted the takeaways they had recently eaten with his chubby fingers.

Except for the food made by Lance and Nolan, no matter how delicious the other food is, you will get tired of eating it a few times.

Carol nodded. Most restaurants now offer take-out service, and a few small kitchens are delicious but not take-out, but they all need to make an appointment, and it's too late now.

He wants to take Alan to an interesting store.

At this moment, Allen saw the store with flashing traffic lights on the nameplate.This store has no bright windows to attract customers, only a dark store door, and there is a cool-dressed yawoman smoking a cigarette at the door. At this moment, the yawoman is staring blankly at Alan, Carlo you.Allen smiled subconsciously at him.

The ya-female seemed stupid for a moment, she didn't even notice that the cigarette in her hand was burned out, and when it burned her hands, the ya-female cried out in pain, and found herself staring at the two males in a daze.

Allen turned his head silently. Sometimes he really doesn't understand the world.Obviously Carol didn't have such a scene when he went out alone. Although the other worms would subconsciously follow the male worm, they would never lose their minds just because the male worm smiled. This is why Alan is becoming more and more Staying at home, I don't like going out more and more.

He felt that if this went on like this, he would become an iceberg-type male bug.

Carol didn't know what Alan was thinking at all. He looked around and went to the store Alan had just seen.Allen felt something was wrong, "Father Xiong, where are we going?"

Allen just didn't know the words on the shop, and knew that it was not a decent place.

Allen is not prejudiced against this kind of store.

It's just that the ones going in now are his male father and him!

In Allen's mind, Carol is definitely a representative of a good male. There are no other female attendants in the family. He is loyal to the female. He can't be said to be careful in taking care of the two cubs. Sometimes he is very casual, but it definitely exceeds 95%. Male.

But what's the situation now?

Could it be that when he didn't know, Carol would occasionally come out to hunt wild game?

So what's going on with him, he's only 4 years old? !

Allen did not stop his male father from walking into the colorful store even though he tried his best. The female female who was smoking a cigarette just now was flattered to lead the way for Carol.

Carol was completely out of the situation, "Are you hungry? Father Xiong brought you to eat."

Allen was a little hopeless.

Fortunately, the worst scenario Allen thought did not happen.Yanu, who led the way, took them to a quiet box. Carol picked up the menu on the coffee table and drew a page, "I want everything on it."

Soon, the tea table was filled with exquisite snacks.

Allen looked at the little buns that Xiongfu gave him, and Carol said: "The snacks in this club are famous on Tianma Star, most of them are not allowed to take away, son, try it?"

Allen felt a little guilty, as if he really misunderstood the male father.

But Allen was relieved too early.Although the worms in this club were winking and did not arrange female worms in the box, they still came to ask Carol if he wanted to go to the lobby to watch a striptease show. They would take good care of the little male worms. After Carol refused, they He also sold a batch of newly arrived female slaves to Carol, saying that they were originally on the star pirate ship.

According to the original words of the club manager, "Drifting in the sea of ​​stars all the year round, I haven't even seen a male worm for many years. After we bought them, they are still training and usually help behind. They are very clean and have not been disturbed by customers. Enjoyed."

This time Carol seemed to be really moved.

Although the Zerg society is highly developed, there are still slaves, and the slaves are all females and subfemale.There are various reasons for these females and subfemale to become slaves. Most of them are captives in some war zones. slave.

These female slaves have no rights on Tianma, and the male lord who bought them can enjoy them as much as they want. For a while, it was popular to exchange female slaves privately.Regardless of whether the males use terrible props on them or directly hurt them, they will not get the title of cruelty. They are considered a light luxury in noble families.

Alan sat there in a daze, the delicious steamed dumplings in his mouth became greasy.

Did they take him for deaf?

Can he understand it?

He and Xiongfu are just here for dinner!Don't worry about it!However, the 4-year-old Allen couldn't put these words into his mouth, he could only watch the club's manager spout introductions.

What made Allen even more desperate was that Carol actually agreed, "Let them come over." Perhaps thinking of the presence of the little male, he added, "Tell them to dress properly."

Allen burst into tears in his heart: female father, I'm sorry, I still didn't guard the male father well.

On the other side, Allen still decided to struggle to the death. He looked innocent and cute, "Father Xiong, I don't want to watch the show. Let's go shopping after eating?"

The manager of the club couldn't hold back after hearing what Allen said, and let out a muffled laugh.But he didn't dare to talk to the little male in front of Carol, he just said: "Understood, my lord."

Allen stared at him fiercely in the direction the club manager left.

Carol held him in his arms and said to him, "They're not here to perform. Cub, don't you think our house is too deserted?"

You still want to take the worm back? !

"No!" Allen had never been so decisive before, "I still think there are too few rooms at home!"

"The two of you are growing up too, isn't there enough space for activities?" Carol muttered to himself, "Do you want Lance to buy a bigger villa?"

Buying a bigger villa?How many maids do you want to bring home?Allen knew that he was the one who stopped the father unreasonably today. As long as Carol had the heart, sooner or later there would be other bugs in the family.

So when the club manager brought a small group of females with different styles into the box, what he saw was the young and handsome male with a loose attitude on the sofa, and the young male with a bitter expression and a bitter expression.

The club manager carefully introduced to Carol, "They are all carefully selected by our club. They are good-looking, docile, and have a good tolerance for pain..."

Carol was impatient to listen to his ramblings, so he asked directly: "I heard that there is a famous chef in Star Thief among you, which one is it?"

Allen: "Huh?"

Club managers, female slaves: Are there any special needs?