After crossing the Zerg, I became a forum boss

【Theme】Don't enter the tree hole

0LID: The author came from the earth (1314520100861001)

[A lot has happened at home recently.Our whole family moved from the planet where I grew up to the main star, and now we are still on the starship, and there are some things that there are no worms around us to talk about, and I want to go under the tree hole.

Unlike many Zerg families, my male father only has my female father and one female king, and there are no other insects in the family except the female father, male father, elder brother and me.Our life is very simple and very happy.But when I was 1 years old, my male father bought a female slave from outside, and his name was M. M is tall and handsome, and knows how to cook delicious food.

Except for my elder brother who rejected M at first, my father and I both thought M was very good.

The female father has a dispensable attitude.The female father doesn't like other bugs in the house, but he doesn't like me and the male father sleeping in the dark every day and eating upside down, so he acquiesced to M's arrival.

Until this year, M has been in my family for a total of 10 years. M seldom mentions the past, I only know that M used to be the chef of a very large star thief group, he rarely went to the battlefield, let alone hurt civilians.

In short, in my childhood memory, M was a very ordinary female slave.

I suddenly thought of what happened when M first came to our house. M knelt at the door of my male father all night and all night.Even if my male father has never enjoyed him, nor let him kneel down, he still perseveres.

I'll organize my thoughts again, and I'll continue talking later. ]

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[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh moving!Lord Earth, it’s been a long time since I saw you posting in the Night Tan area.Ever since Dada published his novels serially on "Myriad Insect Fans", it seems that he has forgotten his hometown.Woo woo woo woo, Da Da, we have been waiting for you, don't forget us. ]

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[Although Mr. Earth seems a little sad, he is still very happy that he is willing to return to the Night Tan District to Fashudong.Although I don't live in the main star, since Da Da serialized "Overbearing Male Insects Fall in Love with Me" in the magazine, I have bought every issue of "Wan Chong Fan". ]

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[It feels so good to be able to communicate with Mr. Earth.Mr. Earth, have you gone back to read the original post? There are many female insects who scolded Mr. Earth at the beginning who gave rewards. They are just embarrassed to apologize.In fact, everyone still misses the green posts of Mr. Earth very much. ]

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[A new function released by the Jinjiang Forum, try it out.Reward 10 star coins. ]

5LID: The author came from the earth

[Actually, this is a tree hole, and it’s not a green post, it’s something that happened around me... Forget it, if you want to leave a message, please leave a message, and thank you for supporting the magazine of "Wan Chong Fan".

To reiterate, no green posts will be posted on the forum in the future.If I have a new story, it will be published in the magazine "Insect Fan".

Let’s continue to talk about my male father’s female slave M.

A few days ago, I asked a friend to check M's life experience at a very famous branch of the Male Mast Association. M's experience was very rough.

At that time, I thought of what M said to me before, he never had a second choice.

I really don't know how to rate this.

As I said before, M is from a very famous Star Thief Group, and he is the chef of that Star Thief Group.In fact, he is also the youngest son of the leader of the Star Thief Group.We all know that the female insects have good physical fitness, especially the female army females and star robbers. M's female father is a star thief leader, and even a lunatic. When the egg was already formed, he drove the mech out, and then met the imperial female.

M's female father killed the military female, and on the way back - in the mech, gave birth to the egg M.He also named his newborn eggs after the military female who died in his hand.That's where the M name comes from.

In the empire, there are many little females whose male and female fathers are in charge of giving birth and not raising them, and this situation is even more prevalent in Star Thief. M's female father doesn't have much energy to take care of M, and he doesn't even want to leave a little female with little fighting power on the starship. M was given a worm by him, and he gave it to the owner of a restaurant he particularly liked, who was a single female worm.

M spent her childhood and youth there.

Although the owner of that restaurant was not very kind to M, he still learned a lot about M. There were many bugs coming and going in the restaurant, and there was a mix of fish and dragons. At that time, he began to process the ingredients; in a few years, M could reach the stove by stepping on a chair, and let Xiao Chong cubs practice the cooking of the guests in the restaurant. ]

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[If so, isn't M already living the life of an ordinary bug?Even if his female father comes to him in the future, his three views have already been established, right? ]

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[It's not easy for a star thief to have an egg.The leader of the star bandits also needs an heir, so he just gave the egg away like this? ]

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[hehe.It is much easier for Star Pirates to have eggs than us.The females of the frontline army are desperate to defend their homes and the country, but the males are popular with each other.Why?Because they want to collect stamps.For them, there are 4 kinds of stamps that must be collected, military women, teachers, doctors, and students.Other relatively rare looks and occupations are also limited edition stamps.They also like the good-looking Star Pirates.Males are not stupid, they won't take star thieves home, but if they find a star thief on a date, listen to them talk about weird things, and then have a shot, the males will like it very much. ]

9LID: The author came from the earth

[Go back to the 6th floor, the owner of the restaurant who can have a good relationship with the leader of the star bandit must open a black shop... M just went from Longtan to Tiger's Den.The restaurant owner is willing to ask for M, but it's just that the little female is highly deceptive, and it is easy to lower the vigilance of the guests. What exactly did M do for the tiger... He was so young at that time, I really don't want to know...

Going back to the 7th floor is almost like what the landlord on the 8th floor said. M's female father is very famous, and his name is the one that can stop the cries of insect cubs at night, but M's female father is a handsome sub-female. Such a contrast is very popular among male insects.So the female father of M has indeed been with many males, and had many eggs before M, so M is not so important in his heart.

But don't kill all the males with one bamboo pole.The empire also has many excellent males.

M has been in that black shop for more than ten years. I don't know how long, because the population in that area is very mobile, and no worms would have noticed that little worm cub.Even now, M is not considered to be famous in Star Thief, he is still shrouded in the halo of his hen father.

But I always feel that M's future achievements will not be limited to this.

The owner of that restaurant is older than M's female father. When he dies of old age and M is about to reach adulthood, M will return to Star Thief.In the beginning, no worm knew that M was the worm cub of the leader of the Star Bandit, and he was just an ordinary chef.

Until one time, the military female attacked the starship where M was. Because M used to "work" in the black shop, he was very good at close combat, and directly faced a broken mech... M won, and he also For the first time, he walked into the sight of the leader of the star bandits.

M is not only a chef who cooks delicious food, he is also an excellent star thief seedling, and the worm cub of the star thief leader. ]

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[I don't like Star Thief, but for this kind of bug cub born in Star Thief... Forget it, it's just a story anyway. ]

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[Going back upstairs, Mr. Earth said that he would not post green posts. (funny.jpg)]

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[Is it because of the late night, or because the title is too hidden, even Mr. Earth's post is not a bug.Give me some encouragement.Reward 1 star coin. ]

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[Hahahahahahaha, the upstairs is really a bit of encouragement. ]

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[and after? How did M become a female slave? Was the star thief group he belonged to defeated? ]

15LID: The author came from the earth

[Thank you friends for the rewards.

Going back to the 15th floor, yes, the star bandit group that M belongs to has lost the battle, and lost to one of the twelve operations departments.

It was after that time that M gradually entered the field of vision of the star bandit leader. M is not only good at cooking, he can also do simple mech maintenance and starship maintenance, because he has been in the logistics for a long time, and the logistics staff on the starship are very supportive of him.

As for the other fighting star robbers, M naturally conquered them with his strength.

The leader of the Star Pirates is getting old and has a large family business, so he wanted to find an heir for himself, and he chose M.The leader of the star bandits thinks that M is the most likely among his cubs to live with his old brother.

But M's other female brothers don't think so, they don't want the little brother who suddenly appeared to get this position.It happened that the leader of the star bandits wanted to test M, so he watched M's other elder brothers set up a trap for M.

What's ridiculous is that the empire turned out to be the knife in the hands of the star thief, helping the star thief clean up the internal enemies.

M survived among the defeated star thieves. I don't know if he could escape back to the star thieves at that time, but he just died faster when he fled back.Afterwards, M passed the training of female slaves and was bought back home by my male father. ]

16LID: Smart Egg

[Can you directly confront the Twelfth Operation Department?And it's just that the vitality is seriously injured, there is no death.Looking at the strength of M's female brother, it is obvious that the foundation of the Star Thief Group has not been destroyed.Coupled with the fact that she is a handsome sub-female group leader, why do I feel that I am about to decode the Star Thief Group that Mr. Earth said.horrible.Isn't this a story? ]

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[Could you tell me upstairs?I'm really curious which star bandit group it is, and it should be very famous to be able to compete with the star bandit group of the Twelfth Operations Department. ]

18LID: Smart Egg

[Uh, I don't think Mr. Earth would like my decoding.Dude, forget it...]

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[M such a bug.Why.His fate has long been sealed.I have a hunch that he didn't get a good ending in the landlord's house. ]

20LID: The author came from the earth

[I don't know if the years that M stayed in our house were good or bad.I used to be a deep Internet addict, and I didn't pay special attention to the bugs at home.The male father, the female father, and the elder brother all took the initiative to come to play with me. It is impossible for M to come to play with me, and I will not be overly concerned or curious about him.

In fact, it wasn't that my male father took the initiative to pick him, but he recommended himself and was accepted by my male father.

So to a certain extent, my male father should be the hero chosen by M for himself.

M is doing a decent job at home.

Xiongfu likes to drink cloud porridge, which is a special local dish. It looks very simple, but it takes a lot of effort to make it well.When cooking porridge, there will be a layer of white floating matter on the top of the porridge, which will greatly affect the taste. M often kept watch over the cloud porridge all night long, using a spoon to remove that layer of floating matter, until my male father got up in the morning.

However, most of the time my male father will sleep until the afternoon...

M will stay in the kitchen all the time.

I used to think that all female slaves were like this, but after knowing M's identity and strength, I found this thing quite weird.Because my male father's worm... the skin is pretty good.

After in-depth contact, you will still feel that my Xiongfu is really handsome.Hahahahahaha.

So until now I don't know if M really likes the male father. ]

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[Cloud porridge, it really takes more than ten hours to cook.If M needs to do other things during the day at the landlord's house.Landlord, has your family ever doubted M's strength? ]

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[If it is the hero chosen by M on his own initiative, and the father of the Earth Lord is as warm as the Earth Lord, then there is still a great possibility that M will sink. ]

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[This may be the fate of the female insect.No matter how fierce the female is, she can't escape the gentleness of the male in the end. ]

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[Is M still at Mr. Earth’s house now?I'm really curious, is there no other female insects besides the female king in the male father of the earth king? ]

25LID: The author came from the earth

[Back to the 24th floor, M has left, just a few days ago. M knew in advance the starship we were going to the main star, and secretly hid the mecha on the starship, but he ran away with the mecha on the way.

In fact, I should be regarded as an accomplice to M's escape?

When we first boarded the starship, my male father's subordinate—he was a military female, and he had previously served in the combat department of the star bandit group that strangled M's female father.He recognized M at that time, and I immediately reported it to the branch of the male insect association I belong to, but our president always wants to train me, saying that I can decide this matter myself.

I didn't want to let M go.

But the plan couldn't keep up with the changes. I haven't made up my mind yet, so my friend went to the starship to find me in advance.He almost exposed M's identity when he first arrived, but he still thinks he's very smart... If he didn't look so cute, I would want to hit him.

Why.Just let him continue to live so carefree.

In the end, I faced M alone, and I couldn't make a move, but M was so badly injured, and alone in the interstellar world, I don't know if he can survive...

Should be able to?

Before M left, he even snatched my space ring, which really contained everything.

As for my male father, I don't know if he has other females outside, but there is only my female father at home.

I'm also leaning towards the male father with no other bugs out there.Because the male father is too lazy, he will definitely find it very troublesome to hook up with other females outside the knowledge of the female father.So when he said no, he really didn't. ]

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[Actually, M should like very much, even deeply love Earth Lord’s male father.Otherwise, he has been in Earth Lord's family for so many years, it is impossible for him to work so hard, but he has never done anything to hurt Earth Lord's family members. ]

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[I do not agree with the views above.Obviously Mr. Earth, and his family, they are all kind to M.Mr. Earth said before that there are two male insects and two female insects in the house. If M wants to attack, it is definitely better to attack the male, but the male father of the Earth Lord can control the collar of the female slave, and directly confront the Earth Lord—isn’t the Earth Lord also a very powerful mech warrior? ]

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[? ? ?Mr. Earth is a very powerful mech warrior, is this stalk impossible? ]

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[Perhaps the owner of the restaurant did not take M to the second path, but these years at Mr. Earth's house, more or less brought M some different experiences.I believe that even if M still goes back to be a star thief, he is completely different from his female father. M has actually embarked on the second path. ]

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[No matter whether M can live or not, he can only live in this dark place in the universe forever, and it is impossible to have the legal status of the empire.From the very beginning, he also lost the opportunity to pursue his favorite hero.When he returned to the Star Thief Group, a road full of thorns awaited him.I think M has been punished enough. ]

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[Quite curious.How does the earth king Xiong father think about M's matter? ]

32LID: The author came from the earth

[Back to the 31st floor, Xiongfu didn't say anything.For him, what he has lost is a cook who cooks to his liking, and only a cook. ]