After crossing the Zerg, I became a forum boss

"How can there be such a female insect who will let her male master go to the kitchen."

"The day their family just moved in, I had the honor to meet Mr. Carroll. Mr. Carroll is very noble, handsome, and very personable."

"If Mr. Carroll's mistress can't take good care of him, I think I can. If I can be Mr. Carroll's mistress..."

"Darryl, don't even think about it. With your appearance, family background, and bloodline level, your female father and male father will never allow you to be a female servant." Can live near Carol and Lance, in this There are single-family villas in the land where there is a lot of gold, and the family of this female named Darryl must be very good.No sooner had Darryl spoken his mind than their neighbors woke him up.

"My heart aches, such a beautiful male has suffered such a serious injury..."

Allen dared to swear that just after Carol got off the mech, he caught a glimpse of Carol, although he looked a bit embarrassed, but he was definitely not injured.

The most favorable evidence is that Lance can still answer the sheriff's questions well, instead of rushing to look after Carol.If Carol was really injured, Lance would never be so calm.

The dish that Carol just made is probably the most expensive dish on the main planet today - it burned down their newly bought small villa.

The sheriff told Lance, "Mr. Lance, in addition to paying 100 million star coins for environmental waste, you also need to pay a fine of 50 star coins for using the mecha without permission. At the same time, your violation will be recorded on file."

Lance finally returned to the main planet, and within a month, he was charged again because of Carroll's file.

Relatively speaking, fines are completely trivial.

Lance accepted the sheriff's punishment calmly - Nolan had just shown his ID just now, and with the new star of the military, S-rank Major General Nolan present, the sheriff's punishment was very fair, and he couldn't fault it at all.

Lance was calm, and Nolan couldn't see any emotion on his face, but Allen felt very angry.

Allen wanted to catch Carol and ask him how he burned the cottage like this—from the conversation between Lance and the sheriff just now, Allen already knew that Carol just set the kitchen on fire, and the roof was burnt down. The big hole is the masterpiece of Lance driving the mecha - because it is too late to put out the fire, this house must not be live anymore.

It's a pity that Carol used Lance as a shield-Alan appeared on Lance's left, and Carol ran to Lance's right.Lance would always keep him out of the way, and Ellen would never be able to reach Carol.

pissed off Allen...

If there weren't so many bugs watching now, Allen would definitely let Carol know why the flowers are so red.

After finally waiting for the sheriff to leave, the crowd of onlookers dispersed under Nolan's deterrence, and Allen's anger was almost gone.

Allen said: "You can't live here either, let's go to No.19 Avenue."

Back to their childhood home.

As a result, Carol has such an ability, which can ignite Allen's anger in minutes, "Wait, take out the dinner I just made."

Allen, Nolan, Lance: ...

Allen silently looked at the small villa that was already pitch-black, and the place where the kitchen used to be was particularly scorched.

However, listen to Carol, the dinner he prepared survived?

What a powerful dish that is!

Allen and Nolan looked at each other, and the two worms looked at each other.The small flames in Allen's heart shot up in clusters.

Carol had recovered from the shock at this time, and he thought he was hiding it well, but the flattery in his voice could not be concealed from the other worms present, "This is my first time cooking, it should be pretty good. I I can change to a better place to invite you to taste my craft."

Allen gasped, he was so angry that he lost his temper.

Allen grabbed Nolan's wrist and said, "Take me back to Avenue No.19."

"The female father and the male father of the male master live in the main house of the Alpso family, and they invited us to come over not long ago." Lance naturally understood what Alan was thinking, and he said: "We will live in this period of time." There they are. Nolan, you want to be on No. 19 Avenue these days?"

Allen has neither blood nor legal relationship with Carol and Lance.Before they got married, if they lived in the house of the future hero of the Zong Cub, they would always attract rumors.

Allen thought of this and didn't force him to stay.

Nolan nodded, Lance and Carol went to the main house of the Elpsor family, and he didn't need to worry anymore.Allen lives alone on the hill on No. 19 Avenue, and he can feel at ease only when he is with Allen.

So they split into two groups.Allen and Nolan returned to the small castle on No.19 Avenue.Lance took out the delicacies cooked by Carol from the crumbling villa, and drove to the Elpsor family with Carol.

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Night Tan Area of ​​Jinjiang Forum.

【Subject】This is a post with lemon flavor~

0LID: LZ

[Late at night, I think about the story of the president of my family and the hero of the president of 818.When I joined the current company, our company was already a large company across planets, and now the headquarters has moved to the main planet.One can imagine how good and rich our president is.But if the female worms of our company were to choose something owned by the CEO, I can guarantee that most of us would choose the male lord of the CEO.

The president's heroic temperament is very good, and the worm is also very gentle.I heard that the hero of the CEO comes from a first-class family of the main star.After getting to know the CEO's hero, I realized that the richer and more noble the male, the more humble and approachable he is.On the contrary, males with a little lesser family background and little money are more likely to think highly of themselves and be domineering.

The president's hero is not only good, but also looks good, the most important thing is that the president's hero is also very virtuous! ! !Before our company moved to the main star, the two cubs of the president and the hero were brought up by the hero of the president.Both cubs are outstanding, with good personalities and good grades.

After our company moved to the main star, on the first day we started working, the president's Xiongzhu personally cooked and sent it to our company! ! !Can you imagine? ! ! ]

1L

[This post is indeed lemony (tear-eyed).very sour. ]

2L

[I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it!Will there be such a male in some corner of the universe? ! ]

3L

[A male who can cook?Landlord, your post is so green.The landlord is mainly able to find a male worm who can cook on the main star, I have the last name of the landlord! ]

4L

[I have never passed the elective course of cooking, my combat power is beyond the charts, and my bloodline level is A. If I can take care of such a hero, even if the hero's level is only F, I am willing.Jinjiang Forum is so good, I can still dream.Reward 1000 stars. ]

5L

[squat.Even the green posts are squatting. ]

6L

[squat.I have material for my spring dream tonight. ]

7L

[squat.Does the landlord have any information? ]

8L

[The food cooked by the hero should be super delicious, right?Imagine ~ Ripples ~]

19L

[Like the landlord, I am also on the main star.Is it pop males preparing dinner lately?My grandfather lives in the wealthy area of ​​the main star. I heard that something happened two days ago. A small villa in his community was blown up. It was because the female was too domineering and asked the male master to cook by himself.Where are the males that can cook?The male worm not only burned a hole in the pot, but also set fire to the kitchen. The fire in the kitchen even spread to the entire villa, and the alarm went off. ]

20L

[Go back upstairs.I feel sorry for the hero of their family. ]

21L

[The 19th floor also seems to be green.If I dare to ask Xiongzhu to cook, Xiongzhu will whip me directly, okay? ]

22L

[Row upstairs.My hero will also give me handcuffs, candles...]

23L

[Same row.Without me, there are other female servants at home.And don't the female insects of the main star need to learn the "Handbook of the Female Monarch" and "Handbook of the Female Attendant"? ]

35LID: The author is from the earth

[Do you want to ask again on the 19th floor? My male father and female father also live there. The version I heard is somewhat different from yours. ]

……

46LID: LZ

[The landlord is back.The landlord received a big blow today, the kind of blow that can doubt the growth of insects.Today is the third day since our company's headquarters moved to the main star, and the president's hero has also delivered lunch to the president for three consecutive days.I am a loyal admirer of the president’s hero—don’t doubt it, I’m not trying to chisel the corner of the president’s wall, the point is that I can’t chisel it if I want to—I wander on the only way from the president’s hero to the president’s office, I want to see the CEO's hero more, and I am satisfied if I can see him.

My biggest surprise today is - when the CEO's hero saw me, he called out my name!You know, I'm not a veteran of the company, nor a high-level executive with real power, but an unknown middle-level cadre. As a result, the president's hero, such a noble male, actually knows my name? !At that moment, I had the idea of ​​becoming his female slave and marrying him. !

It's a pity that my love for the love bug in my dream came violently and was extinguished quickly.This brings me to the biggest scare I've had today.

The president's hero took out a steamed bun from the food box.That should be steamed buns, right?He asked me: "XXX, do you like steamed buns?"

What can I say, of course I like it, I like it very much.

Then he smiled and said to me, "I have prepared too much lunch for XX (the president's name) today. Would you like to help me with some of it? After all, I made it myself and I don't want to waste it."

I felt like I was going to be overwhelmed with happiness.I took our token of love, no, steamed buns, no...

It was something I don't know how to describe in words.I think it is more appropriate to say that it is a stone than a steamed bun.Because the "mantou" of the president's hero is really super hard!I am an A-level female insect, and I was in an institution of higher learning in my early years—focus!prestigious school! ——The actual combat training is also one of the best.My teeth can even crush the hard shells of alien beasts!

But under the expectant eyes of the CEO’s hero, I took a bite of that steamed bun QAQ When I heard that crisp sound, my first reaction was, was the steamed bun bitten open, or my teeth broke QAQ

Fortunately, my teeth lived up to its reputation of biting off the hard shells of exotic beasts. Under the eyes of the CEO's hero, I finished eating this steamed bun with tears in my eyes.I feel that I have eaten away the love I once had for the CEO's hero.

Seeing the sincere eyes of the CEO's hero, I don't think any worm will suspect that he is not messing with me, he really thinks that he gave me extremely delicious food.The CEO’s hero also told me, “I’m even reluctant to eat it. XX (CEO’s name) has worked so hard, I want to make up for him. And my worm cubs, when they come to the house, they will be in the kitchen It's hot and stuffy, and I'll cook them a big meal too."

I have nothing else to say except that I am glad that the two worm cubs of the president have grown up / are about to grow up, and have been separated from the president.

The president's hero walked past me in a good mood, and when he entered the president's office, before the door was closed tightly, I heard him say to the president, "I met XXX just now, and he looked forward to seeing it." Looking at me, I guessed that he must be very hungry and eager for lunch, you can't squeeze them too much, so that they don't even have time for lunch. I'm really sorry, I will give him the steamed buns I prepared for you Yes, when he ate the steamed buns, he was so moved that he wanted to cry."

I:……

When the lunch break was over, the president's hero came out of the president's office, looking at the empty food box, I suddenly felt deep sympathy for the president.I thought, I will never be jealous of the president again.

One last tidbit.I just got out of the dentist who said that some of my teeth are very loose and that if I don't take care of my teeth, they will fall out in no time.I didn't tell the dentist, in fact, I just ate a steamed bun.

Why.The president's hero is indeed not something that ordinary bugs can afford. ]

47L

[Oh oh oh oh oh the host is back, and the dog food is also here... No, what kind of magical turning point is this? ! ! ]

48L

[Hahahahahahaha, laughing like crazy.Reward 5000 star coins, and give the landlord some money to find a better dentist. ]

49L

[Empty food box... Are the president's teeth still in good condition? ]

50L

[If my hero cooks with love and looks at me with that kind of caring eyes, even if it is a stone, I will probably eat it without changing face, and say that this is the best thing I have ever eaten.Then, the hero should not love me so much, cook for me every day, right?The hero will definitely not love me so much! ]

51L

[This is too scary, a single steamed bun can loosen the teeth of a Grade A female insect, and it may fall off...]

72L

[Suddenly thought of a question, will the main star have little males who can cook very delicious dishes?There are males who like to grow flowers, arithmetic, and design, and there should be males who are good at cooking, right? ]

74LID: The author is from the earth

[Go back upstairs, yes, I am. ]

……

Allen thought about what happened to the main star's Kaka Mecha Manufacturing Company, and then turned off the Starnet bracelet in his hand.He was lying on the sofa in the living room, with his head resting on Nolan's lap, "Nolan, let's not go to the main house of the Alpso family anytime soon."

After Carol and Lance moved to the main house of the Alpso family, they haven't visited it yet.Nolan was a little puzzled, and he asked, "What's wrong?"

Allen closed his eyes in despair, and he said, "At least wait until Xiongfu's enthusiasm for cooking is extinguished."

Nolan naturally wouldn't refute him.They also acquiesced to this matter.

Allen felt that the movement of Nolan's hands stopped, and he changed his head to a more comfortable position. He said, "You're welcome, continue to play for you. You can play with me wherever you want."

Nolan laughed softly, and massaged Allen's shoulders with moderate strength with his fingers, helping Allen relieve the shoulder stiffness caused by bowing his head for a long time every day.When Allen's shoulders were comfortable, he pressed on Allen's head again until he was put to sleep.