You can't afford to hurt the readers who are transmigrated into scumbags

Yin Tianchen stared at him speechlessly for two seconds, knowing that this was his way to change the subject, he still held his ankle and took off his socks for him.

The heels, which had never been sharpened by leather shoes, turned slightly red, but they were not injured.

Yin Tianchen said: "You are stupid, you won't buy a pair of boots in winter?"

Liu Jun said aggrievedly: "You think I don't want to? I'm not a real woman. The biggest shoe size in the store is forty, and this kind of small leather shoes can barely fit my feet in."

Yin Tianchen said: "Then you can wear sneakers."

Liu Jun black question mark: "You let me wear a lady's jacket with men's sneakers?"

Yin Tianchen: "..."

Liu Jun was speechless: "I don't care, but the employees in your company may think that you are dating a pervert."

Yin Tianchen: "..."

Yin Tianchen knocked him on the head: "The ability to talk nonsense is getting better and better."

Liu Jun giggled and pretended to be stupid.

Yin Tianchen rubbed his feet for a while. In fact, Liu Jun didn't feel much pain at first, but just to change the subject, he felt a little ashamed when the soles of his feet were pinched and rubbed in the opponent's hands. It didn't take long for him to shrink his feet embarrassingly. Come back and sit cross-legged on the sofa.

"Let's eat first, it's already twelve o'clock." Liu Jun brought the thermal bag over.

Just as Yin Tianchen reached out to pick it up, Liu Jun withdrew his hand again and said, "Why don't you wash your hands first, just now...cough, you still have blood on your hands."

Yin Tianchen said: "You have it too, let's go together?"

Liu Jun shook his head: "I just came out after eating at home, I'm too lazy to put on my shoes."

Yin Tianchen didn't insist either, he got up and went outside to wash his hands.

When he came back, Liu Jun had already laid out all the meals with paper towels on his hands.There are four layers in the insulation box, which are two meat, one vegetarian and rice, and the appearance looks very good.

Liu Jun said: "I wanted to bring soup, but it's really inconvenient. I'll make it for you when I get home."

Yin Tianchen was surprised: "You made all these dishes?"

Liu Jun said: "Otherwise?"

Yin Tianchen said: "I thought you'd let the servants do it, or you might as well pack it out."

Liu Jun rolled his eyes at him, and handed the chopsticks into his hand: "It's agreed that it's a love lunch, of course it must be made with love, I'm not someone who will fool my husband casually."

Yin Tianchen took the chopsticks and buried himself in eating.

It has to be said that Liu Jun's craftsmanship is much better than his, and Yin Tianchen praised without hesitation: "It's delicious."

"Of course, it doesn't matter who made it." Liu Jun raised his chin proudly, "Anyway, I have nothing to do at home. If you still want to eat in the future, I will make it for you every day."

Yin Tianchen said: "I don't need it every day. It's too hard. Let's talk about it when you are in the mood."

Liu Junxin said that he was in a good mood recently, but he wondered if Lao Gong could go home as early as possible, otherwise who would he make dinner for?If you eat dinner late, you will become a big fat man.

"How's Boo?"

Yin Tianchen took a piece of shrimp and handed it to Liu Jun's mouth.

Liu Jun opened his mouth and bit it, and said while chewing, "It's very good, Mr. Liu didn't come today, it has been playing there by itself."

Yin Tianchen picked up another chopsticks of green vegetables and went over.

Liu Jun looked away, indicating that he hadn't finished eating, so Yin Tianchen had no choice but to stuff the vegetables into his mouth.

At this time, Yin Tianchen had the happiest lunch he had in a while.

It's not that the company cafeteria tastes bad, it's just that he's so busy every day, and his lunch is rushed until he's not hungry. He has never had a real meal like today.

Yin Tianchen covered his stomach and burped a little.

When Liu Jun heard it, his hands that were packing the insulation box shook slightly, and he lowered his head and suppressed a smile.

Yin Tianchen sat on the sofa with Liu Jun for a while, then got up and went back to the desk, intending to continue processing the documents, but Liu Jun grabbed him: "You will really have a small belly if you continue like this."

Yin Tianchen didn't know, but he couldn't take a walk in the office while holding the computer to digest.

Liu Jun said: "I can do my work anytime, but I can't damage my body. Let's go, let's go out for a couple of laps. I won't waste you for half an hour, right?"

In fact, it was quite a delay. He could read a lot of things in half an hour.

But Yin Tianchen did not refuse, he borrowed strength to help Liu Jun get up, and suddenly found a question: "Are you sure you can walk with me in small leather shoes?"

Liu Jun: "..."

Liu Jun: "Uh..."

Yin Tianchen said: "I'd better walk around in the office, it's fine to stand and read documents."

So for the next half an hour, Yin Tianchen paced up and down the office with the paper documents, circling in circles.He himself walked slowly and didn't feel anything. Liu Jun, who hadn't taken his eyes off him the whole time, was dazed. He covered his dizzy head and threw himself on the sofa.

Yin Tianchen stopped in his tracks: "Sleepy?"

Liu Jun covered his face and didn't answer.

Yin Tianchen said: "There is a lounge next door, there are beds and blankets in it, go sleep there, don't catch a cold."

Liu Jun looked up at him: "Bring the blanket over here, I want to see you as soon as I open my eyes."

Yin Tianchen laughed, so he went to fetch the blanket for him.

Liu Jun didn't want to sleep much at first, after all, he didn't get up early today, but when he put on the blanket, his eyelids drooped involuntarily, and he became more and more sleepy, and finally, he really Fell asleep.

But not very deep sleep.

In a daze, he felt someone touching his leg.

At first, he just touched his calf gently, and then his legs became cold, as if the quilt had been lifted, and they were directly exposed to the other party's sight.Liu Jun frowned and kicked subconsciously.

His calf was being held.

Liu Jun was completely awake. He frowned and opened his eyes, and what he saw was Yin Tianchen's helpless face, and his bare-footed left leg in leggings lying across his head.

"No, I'm sorry," Liu Jun retracted his legs with a smile, "conditioned reflex, conditioned reflex."

I received half of the legs and couldn't get them back.

Liu Jun looked at Yin Tianchen puzzled: "By the way, why are you touching my leg all of a sudden?"

Yin Tianchen said solemnly: "I'm curious about the leggings you wear, they really suit you well, they are close-fitting and slim."

Liu Jun said flatteredly, "It's still very warm!"

Yin Tianchen said: "Then you can wear it often in the future, I think it's pretty good."

Liu Jun's smile froze: "Isn't it necessary?"

Yin Tianchen asked back: "Why, I think you seem to like this style quite a bit?"

Liu Jun suddenly said seriously: "Because it's too inconvenient to take off the pants like this, it's too tight."

Yin Tianchen: "?"

Liu Jun withdrew his legs from his hands, and lay them down in front of him, with a sullen face, "Look now, if you want to take off my pants, isn't it very inconvenient?"

Yin Tianchen: "..." What's going on in my head every day!

Seeing that he didn't respond, Liu Jun continued his efforts: "If you don't believe me, you can try it now!"

Is this seduction?

Obviously yes.

In fact, Liu Jun had a strong desire to do it once in the office when he saw Yin Tianchen dressed in a suit!But he saw that Yin Tianchen seemed really busy, so he could only hide his evil thoughts deeply in his heart. He didn't expect Yin Tianchen to come over to tease him—whether it was just curiosity or not, anyway Liu Jun said that he has been teased to the point where he can't walk, and he has to be hugged again and again to get up!

Liu Jun's sole was only on Yin Tianchen's leg, and he rubbed it lightly: "Do you really want to try it?"

Yin Tianchen: "..."

(ah ha)

The office flutter is really red chicken!

But the end result was that Liu Jun was so tired that he fell asleep, Yin Tianchen had no choice but to carry him to the lounge to sleep, while he hurriedly started to deal with the delayed business in the afternoon.

Liu Jun slept deeply this time.

As soon as I closed my eyes, it was already dark.

He got up from the small bed in the lounge with a sore back and a sore back. The room was pitch black, and only a little light could be seen through the crack in the door.Liu Jun thought for a moment that he had returned to the villa, but the texture of the mattress told him that it was a strange bed.

"When I take refuge—"

Liu Jun just woke up, and his voice was a little hoarse.

After a while, Yin Tianchen pushed the door open and entered.

"Are you awake?" Yin Tianchen said, and turned on the bedside lamp, "It's almost nine o'clock, do you want to go back?"

Liu Jun yawned: "I've been asleep for so long? Why don't you call me?"

Yin Tianchen said: "Anyway, I haven't finished my affairs yet, so I'll let you sleep a little longer. It's still uncomfortable to wake you up."

Liu Jun hooked his neck, rubbed against his shoulders, took a deep breath, and said, "Get up!" as if to cheer herself up.

Yin Tianchen brought over his "equipment".

When Liu Jun was crazy before, he took off only a small vest, and even the underwear was put on by Yin Tianchen for him.It's rather shameful to put on women's thermal underwear, leggings, and dresses one by one in front of Yin Tianchen.

Yin Tianchen's reaction was: "Why don't you feel shy when you take it off?"

Liu Jun said forcefully: "Obviously you helped me take it off!"

Yin Tianchen raised his eyebrows: "Does that mean you want me to put it on for you?"

Liu Jun: "...then there's no need, you go out for 10 minutes first, and I'll come out after I'm dressed."

Yin Tianchen squeezed his face, got up and went out, and when he cleared the table, Liu Jun also put on his clothes again, stepped on the small leather shoes that didn't fit, leaned on the wall and appeared at the door.

The two went home together.

In a blink of an eye, it is the New Year again.

At this time last year, it was not long after Yu Weixin was diagnosed with cancer, but at this time this year, he has been away for more than half a year.

The original body actually didn't like Chinese New Year very much.

When Yu’s parents and elders were still alive, the New Year’s atmosphere at home was very light. Although they would eat together, they were always cold, especially between Yu Weixin and Yu’s mother. It was enough to have a peaceful meal without arguing Thank goodness.

Later, Yuanben's grandparents passed away, and his parents separated, so the family never had a reunion dinner again.

But what surprised Yin Tianchen was that Yu's mother took the initiative to call him this year and asked him to return to Lin's house for the New Year.

Probably stimulated by Yu Weixin's death, Yu's mother's attitude towards this son has improved a lot, and she feels that this child has lost his father, and it would be really pitiful if he could no longer receive his mother's love.

Yin Tianchen was very moved, and then rejected her.

Just kidding, he doesn't know the Lin family well, and it's not really that he lacks love, so going there would be a torment.

Yu's mother was a little unhappy, she asked on the phone: "If you don't come to Lin's house, do you want to celebrate the New Year alone?"

"It's not like I haven't been there before," Yin Tianchen said, "And who said I'm lonely?"

Mother Yu's ears perked up: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Yin Tianchen's answer was ambiguous: "It's not my girlfriend, it's Liu Jun."

Mother Yu: "..."

Yu's mother had a headache and said, "I'm surprised. Why do you always hang out with that kid? Although he's not your father's illegitimate son, he's also the son of his first love. Don't you think it's awkward?"

Yin Tianchen said: "I think it's pretty good. He has a good temper and can cook. It's a pleasure to get along with him."

He listed a series of Liu Jun's advantages, which made the person eavesdropping on the side blushed, and finally had to cover his ears.

Mother Yu's teeth were sour when she heard this, and she always felt that there was something in her son's words, so it was strange: "It's okay, it's okay, mom can't care about you as an adult, as long as you are happy."

Yin Tianchen nodded and said, "Understood, as long as I am happy."

Yu Mu couldn't laugh or cry.

After hanging up the phone, Liu Jun couldn't wait to jump up and hang on Yin Tianchen's back.

"Am I really as good as you said on the phone?"

"Where is it? I just want to reassure my mother," Yin Tianchen said deliberately, "If I tell him that I am living with a lazy guy who only knows how to play games and is a prostitute in bed, she will definitely kill him. No."

Liu Jun hammered him: "Who are you talking about?"

Yin Tianchen pushed him onto the bed with his backhand: "Whoever should do so shall be free."

Liu Jun bumped his head against him: "That depends on the person, I'm not just messing around with everyone."

Yin Tianchen asked him: "What's the standard for the object?"

Liu Jun's fingers traced the outline of his face: "First of all, you must be tall, have a good figure, and be handsome, with thick eyebrows, double eyelids and a high nose bridge. Most importantly, you must have a surname Yu and a name Guishi."

Yin Tianchen bit the finger that had scratched his mouth, and his teeth were slightly hardened. Just as he was about to speak, the phone rang again.

"Auntie again?" Liu Jun pouted unhappily.

Yin Tianchen got up and took out his mobile phone: "No, it's an unfamiliar number."

Liu Jun said: "It must be a sales promotion, hang up."

Yin Tianchen was also not in the habit of answering calls from strangers, so he hung up as promised. Anyway, if there was something urgent, the other party would definitely call again.

As a result, less than five seconds after he hung up, the phone rang again, and it was the same number.

Liu Jun reluctantly stood up, straddled Yin Tianchen's lapped legs, put his arms around his neck and complained: "Who is so annoying."

Yin Tianchen tapped his mouth lightly to signal silence, and then connected the phone.

"Edward, remember me?"

Although the voice on the other end of the phone was unfamiliar, he would call him Edward. Yin Tianchen really didn't know anyone other than Miss Vivian Peng An who was disguised as a woman.

Seeing that he answered the phone and hung up immediately, Liu Jun asked curiously, "Who is it?"

Yin Tianchen said: "Don't talk to him, he made the wrong number."

As soon as the voice fell, the phone rang for the third time.

Liu Jun was stunned: "The one who made the wrong number is really persistent, why don't you tell him about the wrong number?"

"No need." Yin Tianchen blocked and blocked a dragon very simply.

He is living a happy life now, but he doesn't want any weird creatures to intervene in his life.

In fact, since the last blind date, the Peng family and the Yu family have not had much contact, except that Boss Peng showed up at Yu Weixin's funeral, and Peng An is a dragon who has disappeared without knowing where in the world. .

Yin Tianchen didn't understand why he pestered him, but it's better not to provoke such weird people.

In the original book, the slag Gong and cheap shou mainly carry out the plot by making trouble for each other and seeking abuse from each other, and there are not too many supporting roles and villains to add drama.It is impossible to abuse now, and it will be impossible in the future, then he just needs to wait quietly for the progress bar to fill up, and spend the rest of the time well-he doesn't want to be like the previous few worlds, rushing around Come and walk away in a hurry, there is no time to breathe.

After blackmailing Peng'an, Yin Tianchen got two days of peace.

Because of the new year, the whole company is on holiday, and Yin Tianchen also got a respite, and planned to take a good rest at home for a while.

Xiaobu is also three months old and has grown rapidly.

Liu Jun gradually began to dislike holding it, there was no way it could be done, it was too heavy, heavier than a rice bag, and it was not as obedient as a rice bag.

Usually Liu Jun ignored it, and Xiao Bu would spontaneously climb onto the sofa, squat beside his master and watch TV together, or sit on the side shelf when Liu Jun was playing games, admiring the dazzling special effects on the screen. Whether you can understand it or not.

Dog trainer Xiao Liu also comes here twice a week. Under his guidance, Xiao Bu has been able to carry out some simple communication - such as picking up a ball, shaking hands, sitting and standing, etc.

This afternoon, Yin Tianchen and Liu Jun Ge You were lying on the sofa, watching the new blockbuster movie, bored.

Xiao Bu squeezed between the two of them, flicking his tail, drowsy and very comfortable.

Suddenly, the video doorbell at the door rang.

Xiao Bu stood up with a thud, and the dog's head hit Yin Tianchen's nose directly.

Yin Tianchen was forced to eat a mouthful of dog hair, poked Xiaobu on the head angrily, got up and answered the door, but only after he got through the walkie-talkie did he find out that the other party was the security guard in charge of the gate of the community.

"Mr. Yu, there is a lady surnamed Peng looking for you outside the community."

"Surname Peng?" Yin Tianchen frowned, thinking that it couldn't be Peng An, how could he find his place to live?

Yin Tianchen immediately said: "I don't know any lady surnamed Peng, so you can say that he found the wrong person."

"But..." the security guard was embarrassed, "We also told her to ask her to contact you by phone, but she said she couldn't get through, and she has been standing outside the door for nearly two hours."

At this time Liu Jun also came over: "What's going on?"

Yin Tianchen covered the microphone, turned around and said, "Do you remember the last time I went on a blind date? That woman came to our house."

For Liu Jun, this time was too long, and he and Peng An only met once, and after removing the threat, he left him behind, so that he can't remember it at all now.

Yin Tianchen saw his blank expression and knew that he didn't remember.

"Anyway, he's here now, and nine out of ten he wants to reconnect with me." Yin Tianchen paused, and briefly talked about his original love history that he hadn't mentioned before, "When I was in high school, He disguised himself as a woman and talked with me for two weeks, and then we broke up after I found out."

Liu Jun: "..."

Liu Jun said to the point: "He lied to you, so how can he still have the face to come to you?"

Yin Tianchen shrugged: "I don't know why his head is so long. In fact, he was the one who called the phone two days ago. I didn't expect that he would come to the door directly after being blacklisted. Damn, who told him the address of our home? ?”

Liu Jun looked at him adoringly: "Honey, you look so handsome when you swear."

Yin Tianchen: "..."

Yin Tianchen ruffled his hair: "You look more handsome when I spank your ass!"

Liu Jun was not afraid, and even pushed him with his buttocks.

Yin Tianchen pressed him angrily: "Do you think I want to see him?"

Liu Jun said: "Go and see, since he has come to the door, you can't keep hiding, go and meet him, explain everything clearly, let him die, you are mine !"

Yin Tianchen said: "Why don't you go with me and throw that sentence in his face!"

Liu Jun immediately gave up: "It's better not to."

Yin Tianchen: "?"

柳钧对手指：“他喜欢你，所以不会对你做什么，但我相当于他的情敌，虽然是名正言顺的，但保不准他突然抽风冲过来揍我呢。”

Yin Tianchen: "...what you said makes sense, then I'd better go alone."

Liu Jun changed his words again: "Or I can quietly follow behind you, hide in the grass, you keep your mobile phone connected to mine, and I can hear what you are talking about, and I can also give you advice with the earphones! "

Yin Tianchen was expressionless: "Come on, you'd better stay at home and pet the dog obediently."

Xiao Bu let out a bark in embarrassment.

Liu Jun lowered his face and watched Yin Tianchen go out.

When Yin Tianchen saw Peng An at the gate of the community, he almost failed to recognize him.

I don't know if it's plastic surgery or too much hormone. When Peng An and him met last time, they looked completely different again. The legs were thinner, but the buttocks and chest were more upturned. How much silicone is stuffed in it.

When Peng An saw Yin Tianchen, he ran over excitedly.

Stepping on a ten-centimeter stiletto heel, she walked steadily.

He himself is the normal height of a boy, and now he is standing on the height of Hentian, almost at the same level as Yin Tianchen.

Yin Tianchen took a few steps back silently.

Fortunately, Peng An was quite reserved, and stopped half a meter in front of him, his tone full of uncontrollable excitement: "Edward, my operation was successful!"

Yin Tianchen: "?"

Seeing his bewildered face, Peng An couldn't help puffing up aggrievedly: "You have forgotten what I told you."

For some reason, Liu Jun did this kind of action, and Yin Tianchen only thought it was cute and abusive.But when Peng An made it, Yin Tianchen immediately got goosebumps all over his body, wishing he could put the soles of his shoes on this fake face.

But Yin Tianchen held back, enduring the discomfort in his throat, and asked, "What did you say?"

Peng An turned around in front of him and asked, "Didn't you find that I am very different from a year ago?"

Yin Tianchen complained silently, yes, it looks more like a dummy.

Peng An's mood jumped again: "Edward, from now on, I am the real Vivian. My sex change operation was successful, and now I am a real woman!"

Yin Tianchen: "!!!"

Fuck!