Strange Story of Strange House

After all, it is the sincere work of the ground lamp. As the age grows, Rainbow Dash becomes more and more similar to children of the same age, adding joy, anger, sorrow and joy to his words and deeds, living more like a human child.For the two of Lou and Lin who treat Yunbao as a child, this is naturally a good thing, but children are not naughty. After entering elementary school, Yunbao quickly showed a completely different behavior from the well-behaved and sensible childhood. On the one hand, this is a sweet trouble for the two fathers.

As for how Rainbow Dash is weird, maybe we can get a glimpse of it from Rainbow Dash's homework.

The following paragraphs are excerpted from Lou Yun’s second-grade composition in elementary school——“My Home”.

My name is Lou Yun, a second-year student in elementary school.Since childhood, I have known that I am different from other children. This difference is firstly reflected in my family.

I don't have a mother. Our family of three consists of me, my father and my father.Now, let me introduce-

My dad is a foodie, a serious foodie. In my grandfather's words, the sesame seed cakes at the ten-year-old store in Ximen are not as authentic as his foodie.Dad's biggest hobby is to take me to the streets and alleys of the city to find all kinds of delicious food. He is born with the kind of physique that can't get fat. When it comes to eating, my dad especially indulges him.By the way, my dad still has a little secret!That is...he can see ghosts! ! !

... Well, I know it's nothing unusual, after all our family can see ghosts.

My dad is the owner of a noodle shop. Of course, I don't think his identity is that simple.In my eyes, my dad has always been very mysterious and omnipotent!So I believe the noodle shop owner is just a way for him to hide his real identity.

In the near future, his identity may be revealed inadvertently, which will surprise everyone.

In order to welcome this day, I have already made full mental preparations. Even if someone tells me one day that my dad is actually a gangster boss or the dark Lord Hades, I will definitely accept it calmly.

Other members of my family are also more complicated, starting with my grandfather, oh!Here I want to focus on introducing my grandfather, who is a great beauty!Although it may not be appropriate to describe a man like this, but he is really beautiful!And my grandfather is very kind to me, every time my father wants to beat me, as long as I ask my grandfather for help, nine times out of ten, I can avoid the pain of flesh and blood.

Next, I will introduce my grandma. My grandma is also a great beauty, and she is the only female member of my family.My grandma is very kind to me. Grandma likes dolls very much. She has a lot of doll friends, and they chat together. Every time at this time, I can understand the phrase "three women in one drama" that my father said. "What means.

By the way, my grandfather and grandmother are not husband and wife.Grandpa's lover is Grandpa Shen... Well, I know you're a little confused, teacher, but I don't really understand it myself.

What a mess my life is!

There are six people in my family, including my father, grandpa, grandma, grandpa Shen, and me. As for other relatives and friends, there are too many!

Grandma has a good sister who likes to wear red, let me call her Aunt Hongxiu.I don't understand why people who are clearly of grandma's generation have to be called auntie, just like I don't understand why my grandparents look so much younger than Zhou Xiaoer's grandparents next door...

But every time I ask about it, my dad will tell me: Don't worry about such small problems.

I seriously criticized him, because the teacher taught us that if we don't understand, we should ask, and we can't pretend to understand.

My dad's noodle shop has always been managed by Aunt Danqing and Uncle Ya. They have been married for many years, but they have never had children. You know, I have always been looking forward to having a little brother to play with me.I used my clever brain to find the reason for them. After thinking about it, I think it is because they have different genders. After all, only people of the same sex like my father and father can give birth to children like me.

Of course, we can't discriminate against different gender marriages, my dad said it's wrong.

There are many uncles and aunts on the other side of Grandpa Shen. Every time he sees me, he likes to hug me and give me a kiss. However, I always refuse them sternly. After all, I am already a big child.

By the way, I don't know if it's because of my natural talent, but I've grown very fast. I've changed several schools so far.Every time I change schools for me, my father is very crazy, because the schools near my home have already passed a circle, and if he changes again, he can only go to a far away place to pick me up.

My dad would call my dad Lou Meiren when he was crazy, but my dad didn't like him calling it that way.But my dad always ignored me when he became crazy, and then he was caught and spanked by my dad.

I know, teacher, you must ask me why I know, because when he came out, his posture in the chair was very strange, and it was the same when I was spanked by my father.

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When the composition was sent out, the teacher's comment was written like this: You have a very rich imagination. I suggest parents to cultivate children's interests and hobbies in creation.In addition, the teacher is an atheist. Your family situation is very complicated. The teacher said that he could not understand it.

Finally, only heterosexuals can have children! ! !

That day, Lin Chi checked Yun Bao's homework as usual, and accidentally saw Yun Bao's composition. Out of concern for the child and his own curiosity, he opened the composition text, but after carefully reading the content, Lin Chi The corner of his mouth twitched.

That day, Rainbow Dash failed to eat her favorite braised chicken wings.

In the weekly diary just sent out, Rainbow Dash wrote like this——

On X, X, Dad read my composition, he was very upset, and immediately confiscated the braised chicken wings that Grandpa Shen bought for me.Of course, I suspected that it was because he wanted to eat it himself, so he took my share for himself.Being unhappy or something is just an excuse, hey, it’s not good to have a foodie parent!

I read the comments my teacher gave me, and then I found my mistake, I will correct my attitude immediately, please rest assured, teacher.

By the way, two aunts came to the house yesterday, one named Aunt Bai and the other named Aunt Dideng.Although the names are weird, they are very beautiful, especially Auntie Dideng, who is comparable to the most beautiful grandpa in my family.

Yesterday, a very serious incident happened, which caused serious damage to my young heart, which made me feel a little depressed all day today. I have to tell you a thing or two, teacher.

The thing is like this: life lies in exercise, and I always keep the teacher's teachings in mind, so after dinner, I went out for a walk alone, and when I came back from the walk, I found that Auntie Dideng was talking to my father about the What I gave to my father and father to raise me, combined with the great teaching of my teacher that "heterosexuals can have children", I suddenly realized that Auntie Dideng is my mother!

Of course, my father and father have always been very kind to me these years. Thinking of this, I can't help but fall into a deep entanglement. Should I recognize her as my mother?After all, her appearance is more in line with my aesthetics.However, after admitting it, what should my father and father do if they are heartbroken?I definitely can't bear to let this happen.

Hey, after knowing this, I was melancholy all night long, which caused me to lose sleep last night.So I didn't hand in the math homework due this morning.

Teacher, because I am so pitiful and entangled, can you not call my dad about not handing in my math homework, you taught me that men's affairs should be solved by themselves, I have always kept it in mind, you also taught me , have love.

Now, it's time for you, teacher, to teach by example.

After all, the dinner dishes on both days were very delicious, and they were all my favorites.If I was fined not to eat, I would be even more sad.

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The teacher's comment was written like this: the flattery is very good, but you didn't hand in the math homework problem, I have already reported it to your parents in time, of course, because of your poorness, I have asked you Parents don't want to physically punish you and keep you from eating, so you shouldn't miss dinner tonight.

As for your biological parents, I suggest you communicate with your parents.

Lin Chi abruptly closed Rainbow Dash's weekly diary, sneered, and replaced tonight's Coca-Cola Chicken Wings with the bitter gourd scrambled eggs that Rainbow Dash hates the most.