The vase man is set to collapse if he says it will collapse [Interstellar]

There is a short break of a few minutes between the front and back scenes. In previous film festivals, it was an excuse for everyone to leave the scene politely.It's just that this year's film festival, the intermission slogan has been released, and all the film and television practitioners are sitting in their seats chatting and joking, showing no intention of leaving.

On the official live broadcast channel of the film festival, the number of viewers increased instead of decreasing, and the bullet screens became dense again.

"Hahaha finally arrived at the golden toilet! Since I knew Xie Yu was willing to be there, I haven't slept a wink for dozens of hours. I'm so excited!"

"As a fan of Ayu, I dare not open my eyes. I always feel that this award is a torture for Ayu, but when the camera scans, Ayu seems very calm?"

"Wow, those bigwigs at the scene didn't leave. It's completely different from previous years."

"The Golden Toilet Award is also hosted by Tom, I'm afraid he will make things difficult for Xie Yu again."

"I really think that the actors who were shortlisted in the past should also have the courage of Xie Yu."

Xie Yu took the time to go to the bathroom and tidy up her appearance carefully.After returning to the seating area, when he approached, he found that there were no hills of trophies around Shen Qi.Unlike other winners who wanted to put their trophies on their heads, the man didn't keep any trophies with him.

He was empty-handed, watching the stage where the scenery was being changed nervously, and when he noticed Xie Yu approaching, he immediately stood up and let him pass.

Xie Yu said thank you in a low voice, and quickly sat back in her seat.As soon as he sat down, he heard the sound of music re-emerging from the venue.Compared with the passionate soundtrack of the Golden Laurel Awards, the soundtrack of the Golden Toilet Awards is obviously much more funny.

Xie Yu listened carefully and couldn't tell which musical instrument was used. When she raised her head in a daze, she saw that the previous grand stage had been demolished until only the metal skeleton remained, and the atmosphere was rather shabby and monotonous.

The dense lighting was also cancelled, leaving only a bunch of light yellow headlights in the center of the stage.

There was no more hustle and bustle in the venue, and the male and female hosts came to the stage.

"Good evening, I'm very pleased to see that no one left the venue early this year." The hostess smiled implicitly, "I'm very happy for Mr. Howson...Oh, by the way, he was at the scene, I don't know how he feels now?"

Howson is the initiator of the Golden Toilet Award and an old artist who was born as a director.The off-court camera switched immediately and happened to capture Howson's movements.

The elderly man patted his chest in relief, and smiled very purely at the camera.

"I also want to congratulate the Golden Toilet Award. After so many years, the first nominee who is willing to be present has finally appeared." The host nodded. What are you talking about?"

He paused for a moment, and then his tone became teasing, "They are all asking the organizer to announce the leading actor award in advance."

There was a burst of laughter on the field, and the moving camera moved back to Xie Yu.Xie Yu sat upright, just smiled and shook her head.

"Actually, I think so too, and I believe that many people on the field hope so, right? Then we..." The male host bent forward and leaned forward, "Let's go according to the process! The criticism given by the Golden Toilet Award will All awards are treated equally. No adjustments will be made based on whether someone came to accept the award or which work."

"In order to promote the development of the film industry, in the star calendar 7244, jointly initiated by the famous director Howson and the Interstellar Film Society, the Golden Toilet Award was established during the film festival awards week. We aim to use a critical eye to cleanse the film industry and replace The majority of film-watching citizens speak up and encourage the industry as a whole to move forward." The hostess read out the opening speech that had not been changed for decades.

The critical nature of the Golden Toilet Award made the atmosphere of the scene quite restrained. Many main creators were listening carefully and did not dare to laugh in front of the camera.

"Film is a precious art that has been passed down from the time of the human race on earth, and it flourished through the period of the interstellar art explosion. In the long river of history, there have been countless brilliant masterpieces, which have won supreme glory and praise, and promoted the development of interstellar society. , has been widely praised." The male host changed his previous relaxed tone.

"But at the same time, we need to face up to the shortcomings in the development of art. The Golden Toilet Award has no intention of grandstanding, nor is it aimed at individuals. It only focuses on the work itself, based on the improvement space of the film industry, and gives objective and pertinent opinions." Female The host turned the page on the light screen in his hand, and when he raised his head again, he said in a solemn tone, "Thank you again for your support over the years, and now we begin the awards ceremony!"

There was applause on the field, and the first award was ushered in.

The Golden Toilet Award is different from the Golden Laurel Award. It only has ten awards. There will be no warm-up performances, no short films for all nominated works, and no award presenters.It only awards quickly, and then leaves time for the award speeches of the winning works.

"Worst film of the year—" the male host directly flipped through the light screen, "The Legend of Aquarius directed by Li Dayiao."

A huge poster of "The Legend of Aquarius" was displayed on the big screen on the stage, which caused a lot of noise from the guests off the stage.

On the newspaper screen, the male protagonist's side face is in dark blue shadows, three-dimensional and delicate, but it is a pity that it does not express half of the meaning.

When the moving camera focused on Xie Yu, the audience on the live channel realized that the young man who had been smiling since the beginning of the film festival had a sincere and serious expression and focused eyes.

"The organizer combined with the referendum vote, and finally decided that the worst film of the year was awarded to "Legend of Aquarius"." Shen Sheng, the hostess, "We believe that as an annual fantasy blockbuster, with intensive marketing and special effects, it has a halo of big production. It still cannot conceal the lack of the core spirit of the script. Its story structure is loose, the plot is superficial and exaggerated, and the characters are flat and empty, neither showing the audience a grand world nor giving the audience reflection."

"Four hours of viewing time, even the theater bathroom is full, which shows that the plot is not attractive enough." The male host took up the conversation, "History has proved that good marketing can indeed save good works. But publicity and financial resources, It does not bring a good reputation for inferior works.”

"We contacted the director of the film, Li Dayiao, in advance. Li said that he was out of town and could not come to accept the award." The hostess said, "His speech is intriguing, and the organizer decided to show it to everyone for appreciation."

——Hey, hello, hello... what?I won an award?

--Um?Golden toilet? !What shit!

——I'm not going!Take a fart!Whoever lacks a toilet will go!

The audio was noisy, a few swear words popped out from time to time, and in the end he simply refused.In just these few minutes, with a phone call, Director Li Dayiao's vulgar and conceited image was sprinkled on the entire interstellar audience like ink.

The guests at the scene did not expect the opening of the golden toilet to be so explosive, and they did not respond for a while, allowing Li Dayiao's perfunctory rhetoric to float over the film festival through the giant speakers.

Xie Yu supported his forehead, very glad that he did not choose to escape.

In the next few awards, Xie Yu saw the directness and viciousness of the awarding party.In addition to "Legend of Aquarius" starring him, there are several other movies on the list, which cannot escape disaster.

"The last item, the worst male and female lead." At the end of the award ceremony, the male and female hosts announced the heroine first according to the usual practice. Turning the page, Xie Yu's name suddenly appeared on the light screen.

""The Legend of Aquarius", the worst actor, Xie Yu." The hostess looked straight ahead and looked down, and gathered in the front row of the seating area, "Please let us read the award speech."

In the camera, Xie Yu showed no embarrassment or anger on his face, just nodded slightly, with an expression of waiting for the host to read the award speech.

"We believe that the leading actor in "Legend of Aquarius" has not played a role either in pulling the plot or expressing the theme of the film." The hostess said methodically, "And Xie Yu, in his ten-year acting career In , not only did his acting skills fail to improve, but he also seemed to be limited by his role in this work, and his performance was horrible."

"As the most important part of the Golden Toilet Awards, the presentation speech for the worst actor and actress is the most well-prepared. But this year there is an award recipient, and we choose to give him more time." The male host nodded and turned directly to the audience Stretched out his hand.

All eyes focused on Xie Yu's face following the host's movements.

The young man in a suit stood up neatly, stepped quickly onto the stage, and before receiving the trophy, he stood in the center of the stage, bowed deeply to the audience, and said sorry when he stood up.

This action was like water pouring into hot oil, causing the originally quiet scene to burst into warm applause.Everyone guessing what Xie Yu would say, seeing this unprecedented scene, no amount of contempt dissipated, only respect remained.

Xie Yu has experienced countless awards ceremonies and has never dealt with such a scene.No matter how calm you are, there will still be worries.Now hearing the encouragement from the audience, a smile of emotion appeared on his face unconsciously.

He put the trophy in his arms, paused for a few seconds before speaking.

"I was thinking in the audience just now, since Jin Yuegui is grateful for the award, why not apologize for the golden toilet." He stroked the metal edge of the trophy with his fingers, alerting himself with the cold touch.

"If you want to apologize, there are many people, but I just want to pick a few to talk about." Xie Yu smiled and lowered her voice, "Anyway, I'm the only one present, so don't let me give a speech?"

The male and female hosts hurriedly waved their hands aside, signaling Xie Yu to speak casually.The audience also applauded sporadically, waiting for Xie Yu to continue.

"I entered the industry ten years ago, and it was brought by my agent Zhou Chenglai. At that time, I had no concept of this profession, so I asked him what he should do to become famous." Xie Yu shifted his gaze to the seats in the middle and back rows. Although he couldn't see clearly, Still want to find Zhou Cheng's figure, "The manager said, don't think about getting angry, putting the cart before the horse will not bring you honor. I didn't understand it at the time, but I also kept this sentence in my heart..."

"Later, Zhou Cheng has been strictly checking the works I received. I was also fortunate to meet many seniors who have high respect for The Art Newspaper and are willing to support the younger generation, and entered a harmonious crew." Xie Yu continued, "It is me I didn’t make progress, I failed the training of all my seniors and managers, and I failed the expectations of the audience.”

After saying this, he bowed again, and when he raised his head again, his serious expression was even more moving.

"For this work, I don't comment on the other parts. As far as the part I completed, I think it is unsatisfactory." Xie Yu stretched out his hand and spread his five fingers to count one by one, "First of all, I didn't do enough to dig out the character's character. Then, the acting techniques were also rigid, and there was no innovation. In the end, I admitted that I couldn’t bear the pressure, and I accepted the film contract for the salary, completely forgetting the sense of mission to polish the work, and forgetting the original intention.”

The last sentence was very straightforward, and he didn't save himself any face at all.No one applauded at the scene, half were surprised and half nodded.

"When I entered the industry, I received the best newcomer. I haven't made any progress in the past ten years. Until now, I have won the Golden Toilet Award. Then I realized that my path has gone astray." Xie Yu shook her head, "To be honest, when I knew For a moment, I have various moods, but now I hold the heavy criticism in my hand, and I feel relaxed and stable. It's like finally letting go of the burden and starting again."

Before Xie Yu finished speaking, applause broke out on the field.Many guests stood up one after another and took the initiative to pay tribute to Xie Yu.Many of them were seniors, and they applauded slowly and enthusiastically.

"The last sentence." Xie Yu spread his hand and pointed to the small golden toilet in his arms, "This trophy is enough, because I won't make the same mistake again."

After saying this, he stepped off the stage with the trophy, clutching the golden toilet trophy tightly.

The eyes of everyone off the court were full of kind encouragement, and many colleagues who had no connection with each other showed admiration, and when Xie Yu passed by, they reached out to pat him and hug him.

The Golden Toilet Awards, which have been deserted all the years, burst out with unprecedented enthusiasm on this night.