The vase man is set to collapse if he says it will collapse [Interstellar]

Xie Yu reacted when he saw the fish in the picture.It was difficult to say anything to the camera, and he just shook his head and smiled silently.

The camera happened to capture the brief smile of the young man, and gave it a close-up.

"Ayu, are you just getting up at this time?" The camera turned to the collar of Xie Yu's pajamas, and the host seized the opportunity to ask.

"Yeah." Xie Yu thought that he had just finished washing and that he could indeed be counted as getting up, so he nodded in response.

"By the way, Director Shen entrusted the program team to bring you breakfast." After confirming Xie Yu's status, the hostess waited for the guest to say this in a teasing tone, and took out a bag of steaming food from behind.

Xie Yu was taken aback, took the bag handed over by the host in surprise, and looked at it carefully.There are several black and purple balls in the bag, which are warm and soft when poked.

"Director Shen wakes up early, and it's so healthy to go outdoors to exercise." The host said with emotion, "The sweet rice balls in this store are very famous, and I wanted to buy them before. The long queue is too scary. .”

Xie Yu didn't mention that he had eaten, but put the food in front of the camera with a happy face, and after taking it back, he unsealed the bag with both hands, lowered his head and looked inside, "... I'm sorry for the inconvenience, I will make a special trip later to thank you he."

Seeing that the members of the program group were not in a hurry to speak out, Xie Yu rolled his eyes, and through the experience gained from cramming for interstellar reality shows during this period, he roughly guessed what he would do next.

He took out a breakfast called "sweet rice balls" by the host through the bag, and bit into his mouth.

Xie Yu is ready, even if it doesn't suit your appetite earlier, she still has to look delicious.But as soon as the rice ball entered the mouth, he was amazed.

The rice balls were soft and tasted like the Lianxiang black rice ball cake he had eaten in South China before.As early as interstellar, there is no torus made of tin foil at the bottom, only some broken nuts on the top.

The sweet and not greasy taste of rice cakes, together with the crispy and fragrant nut meat, the two tastes are very different, but they blend just right.Xie Yu couldn't stop for a while, and couldn't help but took a second bite.

"Is it delicious?" The hostess Li Xiaoxi saw that the young man in front of him was satisfied with the food, and turned around to call the program team members to sit opposite the sofa. , just called 'Director Shen'?"

Xie Yu wasn't hungry at the moment. Knowing that everyone in the program team was waiting for him, he wanted to eat two bites and put it down. Hearing this, he puffed up his cheeks and froze.

Is the program group so efficient?Only a few minutes after entering the door, I began to cut into the topic of the visit.

His heart raced, he knew that this question would not be answered well, he and Shen Qi probably couldn't make a good first impression on the audience.

"Well—actually, I'm used to calling him that way, and I haven't called him by his full name, or anything else." Xie Yu smiled slightly apologetically, expressing regret at not being able to give the program crew the answer they expected. Strictly, everyone will not make fun of him."

"However, we are the "30 Days of Love" program group, and we will not give up until we have found the material we want." Li Xiaoxi blinked playfully at the camera and gave a smirk, " Ayu, let me tell you frankly that I have fulfilled my mission this time. The audience has high expectations for you and Director Shen, you should know that, right?"

Xie Yu raised his hands slightly in cooperation, and his wide sleeves slipped down, revealing a pair of well-proportioned and fair arms.

He pointed at the sweet rice balls that had been placed on the coffee table, "I don't have anything else, can a delicious breakfast please Sister Xi? Just let me go?"

The hostess obviously didn't expect Xie Yu to have such a sense of variety show. Seeing that his face was not annoyed at this time, she simply let go of her hands and feet to stir up the atmosphere.

"No, if I dare to touch the things Director Shen specially bought for you, I'm afraid I'll be torn apart by his claws." Li Xiaoxi made a scared expression, pulled out a few thick booklets from behind, and folded them on his lap.

Xie Yu glanced down, then quickly moved away, and made a blank expression towards the camera.

After he accepted the invitation, he watched all the previous seasons of "30 Days".In the opening interview session of last season, the host obviously only showed one copy, but how did he get to him, and the volume tripled.

The young man in the camera is no longer handsome and exquisite as usual. Under the home style with full aura, with short curly hair on his head, he is forced to a corner of the sofa by the strong and unrestrained host, with a very unlovable expression.

"The tradition of "30 Days", [-] love torture questions that must be answered before the recording." The hostess smiled politely with a bit of gloating, "And, because netizens are particularly active this year, the program team specially prepared for you and Director Shen. "Suggestions for Love Life" and "How to Feed the Giant Cat Family Healthily."

Xie Yu was speechless, wanted to laugh, but suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and lowered her head in front of the camera.

"Don't be afraid." The hostess kept the red one for herself, and pushed the remaining two yellow and blue books into Xie Yu's arms, pointing to the yellow one on the upper floor, "Director Shen also has "Suggestions for Love and Life", the last one for him. One is "Research on the Human Race's Preference for Long-haired Animals" published by Capital Star University."

"..." Xie Yu licked his lips, and in less than 10 minutes after accepting the program group's entry into the house, he had the impulsive thought of breaking the contract with "30 Days".

Breaking the contract is definitely not acceptable, and he also has the overall situation in mind.But the program team didn't tell him in advance that he would play such a big game, which made him feel a little passive when he was asked this question.

Xie Yu admits that he likes cats very much, and sometimes wants to play with them, but the program group reminds Shen Qi so bluntly, which makes him somewhat embarrassed.

"It's okay. Among all the intermarriages of different races, the combination of human race and giant cat race has the largest proportion, the highest success rate, and the lowest divorce rate." Low.

Xie Yu embraced the heavy "sincerity" from the program group and couldn't laugh or cry.

The program group wanted the effect that the guests would be stunned. Li Xiaoxi hit the iron while the iron was hot, and opened the red book in his hand, "Ah Yu, we are going to start love torture. It is a time limit to answer, and we can't stop to think. Every time you think, you will be punished by five." Questions, the scale of copying the question book gets bigger as you go to the back, you have to think about it!"

Even though he already knew the style of the program group, Xie Yu thought of breaking the contract for the second time now.

God knows that he and Shen Qilian are not in a romantic relationship, so why did he agree to this show, and now he is suffering from these "tortures".

"Most of them only need to answer yes or no, and nod and shake their heads if there is too little time. If you need to add explanations, I will relax the time and will not add penalties to the questions." Li Xiaoxi added kindly, and his men opened the first page of the question booklet, "First Question, have you been to Shen Qi's house?"

Xie Yu was stunned for a moment, thinking of Mrs. Shen's villa in Traveling Star, and thinking of the big lawn in front of Shen Qi's residence when he was on the set, he nodded anxiously.

Just as he was about to explain, he heard Li Xiaoxi speak quickly, "Has Shen Qi ever been to your house?"

"No...is this one or two questions?" Xie Yu answered quickly, and asked again.

Li Xiaoxi stretched out a finger, "It's just one. Alright, now to the second question, who confessed first, you or Shen Qi?"

"No, no one, there is no confession." Xie Yu denied it three times, and cut off Li Xiaoxi's interest in asking questions.

"Next, have you and Shen Qi kissed? Where, when, and how did you feel?" Li Xiaoxi mastered Xie Yu's habits, and asked this time in one breath.

"No, it didn't happen." Xie Yu didn't answer, and ignored the related questions behind.Still heaving a sigh of relief in his heart, he was extremely thankful that Li Xiaoxi didn't ask questions such as "Do you want to kiss or not".

"Then have you met each other's family members?" Li Xiaoxi turned the pages.

"I've seen his, but he hasn't seen mine." Xie Yu replied honestly, he had indeed met Shen Liu and Mrs. Shen.

"Then what is the most talked about in daily life?" The host narrowed his eyes.

"It should be..." Xie Yu pursed her lips, and finished answering when Li Xiaoxi stretched out her hand as a countdown warning, "Xie Yu, retake this one."

After saying this, Xie Yu was sure to hear a few ups and downs of short laughter from the staff of the program group.

The host sitting across from him suppressed his smile, and covered the corners of his mouth with the movement of turning the page with his head down.

"What is the most talked about in private WeChat chats?" The host raised his eyebrows ambiguously, and pointed to Xie Yu's optical brain with his eyes.

Xie Yu was asked, "I seldom chat, it's all about work. Most of them are all kinds of documents, and the closing remarks of 'this is what will be filmed tomorrow, you should prepare'."

The laughter of the members of the program team was obvious, and the host laughed so much that his hands were shaking while flipping through the brochure, "For Shen Qi, what is the most satisfying thing for you?"

"Director Shen has high self-demand at work, and his attitude is very correct. He directs plays with the attitude of polishing his works. This is what I admire most about him." Xie Yu smiled, from the corners of his mouth to the corners of his eyes, there was sincerity and reverence.It's just that after he finished speaking, even he felt that the words were very official.

Li Xiaoxi raised his eyebrows, crossed his arms, and sat up straight, "I'll give you another chance. The audience of "30 Days" won't accept the obvious scenes. Call them quickly, or you will be fined."

"..." Xie Yu let out a long sigh, and was a little bit self-defeating by the program team. He took out the book with a blue cover in his hand, covered his face in front of the camera, and spoke quickly and vaguely, "Director Shen's original hair is very long. It’s dense, looks good and looks very imposing, okay.”

As the veteran host of "30 Days", Li Xiaoxi has tortured countless lovers. At this time, seeing Xie Yu's reaction, he caught the second half of Xie Yu's words very sharply, and deliberately pretended not to hear clearly, "What? Xie Xiaoyu What are you talking about? What are you doing with your face covered?"

Xie Yu actually regretted it after he finished speaking, and was pulled off by the host to block his Facebook book, so he touched his itchy ears uncomfortably, and said in a low voice, "There is no other reason."

Seeing that Xie Yu didn't say anything, Li Xiaoxi just looked at the camera, "It's okay, I didn't hear it, and I definitely heard it later."

Xie Yu didn't know how to express it, it seemed that after saying "Shen Qi's prototype", he felt that he had almost no image to speak of, and he was quite willing to give up resistance.

"Then what do you think about yourself that may be the reason why Shen Qi admires you?" Li Xiaoxi asked tricky questions, "Answer seriously."

At this time, Xie Yu didn't care whether Li Xiaoxi was counting the time or not, he just touched the rough cover of the book in his hand, and squeezed out a sentence with a smile on his face, "I don't know if Director Shen appreciates me, if he does, it's probably me How stupid to be able to reshoot [-] of the same scene."

Xie Yu's answer said that the love torture link went completely wrong.Li Xiaoxi was so happy that he slapped his thigh, "Okay, okay, I won't bully you, the 30 questions I said just now are to scare you. Why don't you just leave the "Torture Manual" to you? The couples who have walked out of "[-] Days" feel that this This book is very meaningful."

Xie Yu only nodded, and obediently accepted the host's proposal.

"After asking these first few questions, the program team probably knows it well—Xie Yu, you and Shen Qi, are you really in love?" Li Xiaoxi suddenly asked Xie Yu's most difficult question to answer.

Xie Yu blinked, and his expression was a little dazed for a moment.He quickly reacted, only smiled and shook his head, "If it's a romantic relationship, then there must be no relationship. To be honest, I was quite surprised that the program team approached me and Director Shen because of the online 'cat and fish group'. "

When he was asked about this stage, he probably guessed that Shen Qi had also experienced all this.Before he could guess how Shen Qi would answer the program group, he didn't dare to say too much, and his words were very conservative.

""30 Days of Love" has looked for people in various states, inside and outside the circle, in love, newly married, divorced, and even a few have entered the stage of second marriage and third marriage. These selected combinations are not necessarily It is a narrowly defined love relationship, but they must be the existence that can make the audience feel and stimulate the impulse of love." Li Xiaoxi smiled warmly.

Xie Yu communicated with the program team in advance and understood what the program team meant.At this moment, Li Xiaoxi changed his joking attitude before, and after speaking seriously, he was still touched by Xie Yu.

He has been in the industry for more than ten years, and he can't even remember how many roles he has played.He put himself into the feelings arranged in countless scenes, and experienced the feelings that did not belong to him in the life of the characters.

The good ones, the sad ones, and so on.But there is no story, or any person, that can make him feel the real impulse of love.

The new life after the shipwreck is like a colorful drama that fades away, leaving only an empty and quiet stage.

"Okay, let's go to the last question. It's a private item from someone who came here." Li Xiaoxi was very good at observing the status of the guests. Seeing that Xie Yu was deep in thought, she asked her last and most critical question, "Answer If I were in the same room with Shen Qi, or talking, or not talking at all, would you feel uncomfortable?"

After hearing Li Xiaoxi's question, Xie Yu frowned first, then relaxed again.

"No." He remembered the scene of him and Shen Qi walking from the police room to the crew rest area at the airport, and answered the program crew firmly.

"So, "30 Days" welcomes you and Shen Qi." Li Xiaoxi pursed her lips, and handed "One Hundred Questions of Torture on Love (Latest Edition)" to Xie Yu's hand.

Li Xiaoxi is indeed a veteran of reality shows for a long time. After discovering that the "guest" was enlightened, he made a successful gesture to the camera, picked up the sweet rice ball that Xie Yu put on the tea table, and shook it in front of Xie Yu's eyes. shake.

"Shen Qi must have lined up for a long time in the morning. In terms of word-of-mouth, the sweet rice balls are considered the highest among all the breakfasts among the human customer base." Li Xiaoxi pointed to Xie Yu, "Do you think it's delicious? How did you feel when you brought breakfast?"

Xie Yu wondered why the host brought up this topic again. He was puzzled for a second, and then realized in an instant, his face suddenly realized, "...Sister Xi, you said before that the giant cats also love fish. Buying it now is not sincere enough. I happen to know how to cook. , then if I make a fish dish as a thank you gift to Director Shen, will he accept it?"

"It depends on how fast you move, and it's almost time for dinner. When the program team gave Shen Qi the big fat fish, I still remember Shen Qi saying that he is not very good at it..." Li Xiaoxi stood up and signaled Xie Yu to move .

The photographer of the program team followed Xie Yu's footsteps and took pictures of Xie Yu sending a message with an optical brain.

Xie Yu was indeed contacting Shen Qi, his hands were fast, typing with his fingertips flying.

"Beiming Youyu: Is Director Shen here? The program crew said they gave you a fish, and told me you're not good at handling fish?"

"Bei Ming You Yu: I happened to learn how to cook fish from my family before, does Director Shen need help?"

"Beiming Youyu: Thank you very much for the breakfast, it was delicious, and I want to return the gift. Maybe the program team also has this intention, and the host also proposed it."

Xie Yu felt that it was an interruption to visit without prior notice, and wanted to explain a few more words, but saw Shen Qi send a reply.

"Shen Qi: You don't need to make a special trip to return the gift. If you come to eat together, you are very welcome."

"Shen Qi: I'm really not very good at cooking, but with your guidance, maybe I can make good dishes."

Xie Yu recited Shen Qi's reply silently, chuckled softly, and replied "Come right away".

He thought about the embarrassment that might appear on Shen Qi's usually serious face when he uttered the last sentence, so he inexplicably found it very funny.

After receiving Xie Yu's affirmative look, Li Xiaoxi simply nodded, "That's the end of the program team's visit, Xie Yu, do you have to go to Director Shen? Then pack up and let's go together?"

Afterwards, the program crew watched Xie Yu go back to her room and change into regular clothes. When she came out, she went straight into the kitchen, opened the locker, picked out several packets of seasonings, took a bag to fill a lot of ingredients from the refrigerator, and finally put A box of pale yellow biscuits, obviously handmade, was held in his arms.

"Let's go." Xie Yu found that he could take it, so he politely declined the staff's offer of help, and took the program group out.

The group of "30 Days" had visited Shen Qi before, and now they led the way for Xie Yu, sent him to the door, and then patted Xie Yu's back and watched him go away.

On a clear winter day, the young man held a big bag in his left hand, stuffed the biscuit box in his right hand into his arm, turned his head and waved at the fixed camera of the program group, and walked towards the building without looking back.

Xie Yu waved goodbye to the program group, looked down at the food in his chest, and opened the door of the building with the optical brain that had been authorized by Shen Qi.He looked for the house number, thinking about whether he could successfully finish the big fish presented by the program group.

The door opened quickly, and a big gray claw stretched out first, hooked the door frame, and pulled the door open.

Thus, Xie Yu saw the live-action enlarged version of the doll that he hugged and hugged earlier.

The big cat obviously didn't expect that Xie Yu would bring so many things when he came to the door. He stared at the things that the young man was full of in front of him. He bit the handle of the bag on the door frame, avoiding Xie Yu's hand precisely.

Xie Yu felt the warm breath on the back of his hand, and a few beards rubbed against his hand, and he felt itchy in the numbness.He resisted the urge to withdraw his hand, let go of it, and let Shen Qi walk towards the door with the bag in his mouth, followed by himself, and closed the door casually.He put his hands behind his back and rubbed them.

Xie Yu forced her eyes to move away from Shen Qi's big fluffy tail that was dragged to the ground, and looked around the room, only to find that there is a wall in the living room of Shen Qi's apartment, which is covered with log-colored lattices, shelves, and soft furniture in different shapes. Pads, ropes.On the balcony connected to the living room, there is a vaguely something that looks like a cat scratching post in the Earth Age...

Xie Yu stood at the door of the house, not even noticing when Shen Qi put away the bag.He only felt that since he entered this room, the image of Shen Qi in his mind had collapsed again.

When Shen Qi returned to human form and came out in home clothes, Xie Yu was already thinking about how to cook fish on the sofa.Shen Qi was not in a hurry, he poured a glass of water for Xie Yu silently, sat beside Xie Yu, leaned his back on the sofa, and stared intently at the porcelain white back of the neck in front of the person in front of him because his head was bowed.

The atmosphere in the house was relaxed and comfortable, and neither of them broke the tranquility.

Xie Yu also knows the saying of warming up a new house, and now that he has come to Shen Qi's apartment, he is really ready to show his skills.

Xie Yu, who was very familiar with the recipes, had no idea that after the "30 Days" program team interviewed Shen Qi and him, it took less than an hour to make a video of the visit and post it on the Internet.

""Earth Love 30 Days" official: #猫鱼团# pre-recording visit special is here! (So at the end, we just looked at a fish like this, brought our most precious ingredient package, and went to the Find his cat.) [Video link]”

The video was sent out at noon, attracting many lunch break groups after class and after get off work.Many netizens clicked in to watch it. At first, they were just curious, but in the end they hit the barrage hahahaha.

"Looking at the other groups, I just feel like 'Oh, so love is like this'. Looking at Maoyu, I know that they are probably not in love, and I scratch my heart and hope that they will be together soon! [Longing for Fans]"

"Ayu, in fact, the program team has let you off this time. [serious face]"

"Yes, in the other groups, the love torture part is very frustrating. [噗嗤]"

"Full marks for the words in brackets on Weibo! You must be devils in the program team! [I want to make trouble]"

"At the end, I also drew cartoon patterns, the story of Mei Renyu and Big Fat Cat, so fascinating."

"Ayu must never have imagined that the sentence he covered his face with the book would be marked on the screen word by word in the later stage. [smirk]"

At the end of the video, the program team deliberately made a short lyrical treatment, and a soothing and interesting tune sounded.As Xie Yu walked away, the screen faded out, and the words "Earth Love in 30 Days" finally appeared, and then turned into a few small fishes and swam away. In the darkening water ripples, it marked the day's guest visit session. period.