[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

I was staring at the marriage certificate in Dazai's hand and thinking hard. Yato, who had a fight with Yukino, suddenly turned his head and shouted: "I don't agree with this marriage! Miyin, look at this guy, his whole body except his face There is nothing commendable about him. Not to mention his bad personality, no savings, no job, no house, I guess he doesn’t even have life accident insurance, no matter how you look at it, he is just waiting to be taken care of and eat soft food. Try to give him as much as possible while he is alive. People cause trouble, and even death can’t create value. No matter how responsible parents are, they won’t approve of such a frivolous jobless vagrant. Aren’t you afraid that one day he will cheat and invite others to commit suicide and lose your face? "

I really assumed that the police called and asked me to go to the river to claim Dazai who died in love with others, and immediately shook my head like a rattle: "Forget it, I'm still young, so don't be so anxious when you think about it, it will take a few more days." Let’s talk about it when we are adults.”

"Is that so!" He folded the blank form and stuffed it into his pocket without hesitation: "It's okay, I can fill it out for you, don't worry~"

Hearing you say that is completely unreliable!

"Please don't do something that has a very high probability of causing your own death..." I covered my forehead with one hand and stretched out the other hand to shake it from side to side, I really hoped that shaking like this would help Dazai get some water out of his head.

Dazai rolled his eyes: "I'm already looking forward to meeting the future Ms. Fujimaru. This piece of paper will be used one day, why not ask Mr. Yato to be the god of the wedding, this is a great merit , I think only Fukami will be invited."

Then the person who was thinking hard was replaced by Yato: "That's right... Miyin, why don't you try?"

"Try what! Is there any way to try this kind of thing casually? Tell you that my Fujimaru family has never been widowed and never divorced. Don't be kidding."

I glared at the two people in front of me angrily: "I'm going to the tea restaurant, and let the heroic spirits do their own thing. In a few days, there will be a case about the mysterious terrorist attack in London in the newspapers!"

"Ah, it seems that we still need to have a good relationship with Ango. He should be able to get information about the bombing of the clock tower. In this way, the time for you to return to normal, Mi Yin, can be determined." Dazai nodded seriously, I raised my hand and wiped the black lines covered in cold sweat: "Don't describe Chaldea as a violent organization. In most cases, we can reason and try not to do anything..."

If you have to do it, it will probably be another day of nuclear peace...

Um?Why should I say again!

Yato looked at me reluctantly: "I'll take you to the tea restaurant, where the contract will be terminated. After all, I can't leave the country of origin, but after the shrine releases you, you will be in danger again...Mi Yin, restore the living After the state, the power of the artifact can no longer be used, so don’t take the current habit with you, and remember to avoid danger and attacks, otherwise you will become very vulnerable to injury.”

"The God Lord can only sign the one and only contract with the undead. If you have another accident, you will not meet such a talkative god like me. Be careful, otherwise it will be too late to cry!"

He paused and added: "I won't explain it to Xueyin so clearly, lest he suddenly become curious about 'that secret'." He walked out of the porch and went to the courtyard to stare at the fruit and vegetable fields in a daze, obviously To give me the space to face Dazai alone.

"My nephew is really a considerate god!" Dazai pressed his chin into his fist and leaned against the low table like a boneless one. I put my hand on top of his head and rubbed his messy black hair: "It's very soft, maybe Mr. Dazai is too. a gentle man."

"Huh? Is it this kind of development? I thought it would be more intense and more adult." He closed his eyes and looked like a docile black cat. A reserved girl will probably not take the initiative to approach a man, so you still like me, right? So you really still like me, right!" He catches me lying on his head and swallows a thousand needles... Lixiang, agree Oh, even if you forget all of this, please give me a chance to be close to you again.I am willing to be the data and physical evidence that constantly proves that you exist in this world, as long as you are willing to help me bear this long and dry life together.

A boring and boring life.This agreement must not be fulfilled... Otherwise, people will learn to be bad! "

So Dazai, what kind of errors exist in your positioning and understanding of yourself? Do you still need to learn to be bad?Who do you learn from? !

Can you hold on to being handsome for more than three seconds?I just ask you can!No!able!

"I know!" I think my face is about the same color as ketchup, and my cheeks are burning hot.The person opposite suddenly turned his head and glanced at the courtyard, dragging me to hide in the blind spot caused by the pillars.

There was a light touch on the forehead, the warmth had not yet dissipated, someone's face suddenly enlarged, and something soft seemed to be touched on the lips, Yato immediately turned back from the courtyard and walked up the veranda: "... let's go , I'll take you to the tea restaurant, settle down early and calm down early, why are you hiding behind the pillars!"

Me: "..." It's so embarrassing that the god master and the artifact empathize with each other!

When I walked into the Chaldean tea restaurant with two uninvited guests, there was just a "resting" sign.Red A, Cu Chulainn, and Merlin were studying a magic dress together. Seeing me walk in, only Red A said hello.

"Cuchulin, your current rank is a spearman...well, I didn't say anything." I'm not concerned about luck e, but what I'm worried about is how a spearman can use magic.

Hmm... seems to be all right?

Cu Chulainn very skillfully carved a rune on a cubed potato, and the flames rose up: "How about it! How can I say that I also have a level of magic, so it is impossible that I cannot use magic."

Probably this is the characteristic of Chaldea.

Merlin, as the legendary magician who is qualified for the crown, naturally assumes the role of an expert. He pointed to the magic dress on the table and explained to me: "We found your body in the database in the basement of the Clock Tower. It was well preserved but The state is... I think you may need a considerable amount of time to recover, as for the specific situation, it depends on the development after fusion."

I shrugged my shoulders: "I am deeply grateful that I have not been sliced. As for the others, aren't there those 47 Chosen Ones? The vacancy of Dr. Roman can be shared by me and Matthew, anyway, I have already It’s nice to retire and live a normal life.”

"It's best if you can think about it. For us heroic spirits, the first person to sign the contract will always be Fujimaru Tachika. This is consistent. Maybe many heroic spirits respond to the call for the survival of humanity, but we choose you. One point has already explained everything." Merlin spread his hands and smiled freely: "Ai Lei provided the magic dress, we can use this cage to bring your soul into the basement of the Clock Tower, and then hand it over to Tranquility and Medea. Speaking of resurrection No one can catch up with that witch through the ages."

Speaking of this, Merlin's expression suddenly became very strange: "My king took her knights to block the clock tower. With them here, I think you won't let people look at you even if you walk in."

Well, I can imagine the despair on the expression of the person in charge of the clock tower, wondering if there is any food left...

Red A patiently listened to us tilting the stairs for a while, reached out and flicked the magic dress to remind me: "Are you ready? You can start at any time."

"Just like every time the spirit son is sent, everything is handed over to Chaldea."

"Miyin."

Yato stood up and made a spear with his fingers, and the blue light on his fingertips jumped: "Thank you for your care during this time, thank you for your loyalty and gentleness, thank you for your persistence and dedication, you are my most important family member, and you are also my most important family member. My servant of the Night Fighting God... Now I will liberate you—you, you are free."

Speaking of him using the "realm" that belongs to the gods, the blue light cut off the contract between us, and the character "Mi" on the side of the waist emerged out of thin air and turned into mortar powder.

The orange-haired girl in kimono and umbrella gradually faded like sea foam and finally disappeared. A black round hole appeared in the space at the moment she dissipated, and a black-haired ghost in black mourning clothes stepped out of the air.The visitor carried a mace, Yato, who was just like a discouraged eggplant, immediately frowned and shouted: "Yueyin!"

Su Taidao was summoned, and the two Fujin gods looked at each other for about 5 minutes, and the ghost lamp said "tsk": "I'm here to deliver the document, King Yan Mo has agreed to the extradition request of another hell master, and you are allowed to send me Fujimaru Tachika's spiritual body was brought out of the island country. This is a license, and please explain the attributes of your leader, what is the evil of human beings!"

The one who responded was Hong A who had the best temper. He justly described a young man named Fujisaki who was not allowed to do all kinds of illegal acts to the Lord of Chaldea because of his begging. Anxiety: "To be honest, we were also taken aback. However, Aster is only 16 years old after all. It is normal to be shocked for a while and cause stress and trauma. Instead of entangled in the unchangeable result, it is better to track down what happened to this Fujisaki Logically speaking, no one should be malicious to her, especially she doesn't know this guy at all."

What Ghost Lantern wanted was a logical explanation. Now that someone has pulled out the fig leaf for everyone in a serious manner, he of course used the donkey to get down the slope and pressed the pot on the head of that "Fujisaki".

Anyway, what the civil servants in hell need most is time. No matter who goes around, they have to go there to report in the end. Monks who can really run can't run away from the temple, so they can wait slowly.

"Thank you for your cooperation."

It is almost impossible to verify the existence of the ghost lamp. As a senior employee of hell, he naturally knows how to advance and retreat. If he sends the documents and gets an explanation, he will rush back to report on his work. Before leaving, he sent Yato a blank stare. , by the way, Dazai, who has been as quiet as a chicken from the beginning to the end, said: "You two can consider going to hell to take up a job. The admission department and the jailer are good choices."

After speaking, he picked up his mace, nodded slightly reservedly, turned around and left, the black round hole disappeared immediately, Yato sat back on his seat and let go of Yukine.

"Mi Yin, please, the gate of the shrine is always open to her." He stood up and put his hands in the pockets of his sportswear, and said "follow me" without looking back. The blond boy who didn't understand what happened was at a loss They followed closely behind, leaving only the phrase "Where did Senior Mi Yin go?"

Watching the gods leave, the young man in the sand-colored long trench coat remained silent throughout, got up silently and walked into the downtown area without being seen.

Goodbye, I hope kindness is not seen again this time.