[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous

The city within the city is surrounded by clouds and fog all year round. If you don't recognize the mountain road, you may get lost in this large forest.After that, the ending is nothing more than that, if you are lucky, you go out, but 90.00% will starve to death before that.

A city within a city is the best among those that are easy to defend and difficult to attack.Hard to get into town unless you can fly.

"Finally home!" I saw the cloud-shrouded mountain not far away, and recognized at a glance that it was my current old nest city!The thought of being able to take a bath in no time brought tears to my eyes.

The past six months have been so miserable that I haven't even been able to take a good bath!It is an exaggeration to say that now I can create "leg-stretching pills" by rubbing any part of the skin on my body.

As long as you can imagine, I can get all kinds of dirty.It was simply unbearable.Although I ask for water to wash and wipe my body delicately every night, it can only solve part of the problem, and it doesn't have much effect on the whole body.On the way back, I took the same horse with Zhao Yun. I was afraid that I would smell bad, so I wrapped three layers of clothes inside and outside.

Now I can finally take a shower!How can I not be happy!

"Brother Yun, let's hurry up." I impatiently urged Zhao Yun who was behind me.

He gave a helpless chuckle from behind, shook the rein in his hand, and the sturdy white horse immediately kicked its hooves and trotted, quickly surpassing the others.The sound of rattling horseshoes sounded rhythmically, and that sound made people feel physically and mentally happy.

As we got closer and closer to the uphill road, I saw people who came to pick us up.

Sun Shangxiang, who was wearing a wrapped red dress, was standing with the awning in her hands, as if she had been waiting there for a long time.Seeing that we finally came back, she immediately waved her arms cheerfully and shouted: "My lord! My lord!" She shouted one after another, her voice getting louder, as if she was afraid that others would not know that I was back.

After Zhao Yun dismounted first, he helped me off the horse.

Before I could stand still completely, Sister Sun rushed over like a small cannonball and knocked away Zhao Yun who was beside me.I had a long-lost bear hug with the delicious and delicious Sun Shangxiang.But Sister Sun's bear hug is equivalent to giving me a blow to my heart. If there is no one behind me supporting my back, I will definitely be bent by my sister's enthusiasm and thrown to the ground by her.

"Well... Sister Sun, your chest is pressing on me..." I struggled a bit with difficulty breathing, and Sister Sun, who knew I was uncomfortable, let me go immediately.Only now did I have the time to look behind me, but I met Guo Jia's meaningful eyes behind me, and I immediately put away my thoughts of wanting to thank him.

Along the way, he always looked like he wanted to gossip, it gave me a headache!

What are you looking at, my sister likes me!Do you envy and hate me being hugged by a beautiful sister!

Before I finished staring at Guo Jia, Sun Shangxiang pulled my sleeves like a little wife, and told me about the loneliness of guarding the city for the past six months: "Master Ah Xiang misses you so much, General Ma has been in the camp for the past six months. I don’t go back to the city often, Ah Xiang made a few clothes for the lord by herself, and the lord will definitely like it, but also thought that the lord might not eat well, so she learned a new craft and made it as soon as she returned to the city Give it to the lord, you lost weight, lord."

I looked at Sun Shangxiang who was chattering like an old lady. In order to prevent her from talking too much, I gave her a bear hug to end her chatter, and said, "I miss you too." He patted Sister Sun on the back, and immediately changed the subject.

"Then what, let's go back to the city, I'm going to be exhausted on this journey, by the way, is there hot water at home?"

Sister Sun saw that I subconsciously called the city home, her eyes lit up and she immediately replied: "Yes, yes, I sent someone to boil the water when I came back from scouting horses, and it's just right to go back now."

"Go home, go home!" Shower, bath, bath!

Zhao Yun, who was knocked into the air, came back with his waist supported, and carried me onto the horse again. Sister Sun also pulled out her little red horse from the woods and rode on. We returned to the city at a very fast speed.

The city has changed a lot. Before I left, there were not many soldiers in the city, but now there are many soldiers in common clothes carrying wood back and forth, and most of these wood were sent to the open space next to the meeting hall.Before I had time to ask what it was for, I was pushed into the main house by Sister Sun, stripped clean and thrown into the tub by her.

"Ha, it's so comfortable——!" As soon as I entered the big bathtub filled with hot water, I moaned like a fish in water. I didn't want to care about my image anymore, and leaned back like a grandpa, squinting my eyes and doing nothing. I don't want to worry about it.

Sister Sun helped me take off the cloth wrapped around my hair, and brought a small basin of hot water to help wet my hair. I don’t know what she put on my hair, it’s a bit soft like shampoo, It can also produce bubbles, and it also exudes a faint scent of osmanthus, which makes people feel particularly relaxed.

No need for me to ask, Sister Sun explained: "That person also prepared this shampoo for the lord, but I haven't found it before and don't know how to use it. This thing smells so good, and it washes cleanly."

When I heard it, I asked curiously, "Is there any toothpaste in the city?"

"Yes, yes, my lord is really a fortune teller." Sister Sun praised me without hesitation, and while helping me wash my hair, she said, "Do you need it, my lord? And that bath towel."

"Bring it, bring it all!" I haven't been able to brush my teeth properly these days, so I will have toothpaste now.And bath towels!It is the loveliest thing ever invented by the people!

I just want to take a shower, but I wish I had two more arms, so that I can brush my teeth with a toothbrush with one hand, and rub the skin back and forth with a washcloth with the remaining hands.And the lovely Sun sister acted as the two arms in my fantasy. She helped me rub my back with just enough force, not like the feeling of shedding pig hair when my mother was a child, and she didn't have the softness of rubbing it by myself. The strength of the hand.

I changed a total of three basins of water to wash off the filth on my body. After stepping out of the wooden bathtub cleanly, Sister Sun immediately wrapped me up in a thick dress.

"My lord, do you want to take a nap? Anyway, General Xiahou and the others also want to take a rest, and there will be time to discuss matters when the lord wakes up." Sister Sun said, putting a small round iron stove that emits heat next to my pillow, and continued. "My lord, don't get burned. This iron stove is for my lord to dry my hair. My lord, go to sleep." After speaking, I got up and went out and asked two soldiers to carry a wooden screen in front of my bed. , and then opened the door to let the soldiers come in to clean up.

I listened to the sound of going back and forth outside, and fell asleep unconsciously.

When he woke up again, the small iron stove was still emitting heat, and his wet hair had already been dried.I subconsciously picked up the phone next to my pillow and pressed the button, and I waited for a long time before the screen of the phone turned on.

Hehe, that's right, it's amazing that the machine has not been turned off and has electricity for half a year.

Luckily my charger is solar powered!Put it outside for three or four days to charge your phone!

My room has good lighting, four windows that can be opened, two facing the east and two facing the west, the sun at two or three o'clock in the afternoon is the most vicious.I was quick-witted and got up from the bed, opened the west window and clamped the charger on the window sill, and now I only have to wait for the harvest in four days.

"My lord, are you awake?" Sister Sun's voice came from outside the door, I guess she probably saw me open the window.

I immediately responded without being hypocritical: "Wake up."

The door was opened, and Sister Sun came to my bed with clothes and a pair of new shoes. She first put the clothes on the screen and put the boots by the bed, and then began to help me fold the quilt and said, "My lord, change quickly!" Put on new clothes so you don't catch a cold."

I picked up the clothes on the screen and unfolded them, and a thick brown long-sleeved dress that can also be worn in winter appeared in front of my eyes.With a long skirt, there is also a gray knitted jacket.

Mom... Is there something wrong with my eyes?

Sister Sun helped me tidy up the bed. Seeing that I was in a daze, she asked in confusion, "What's the matter, my lord? But you don't like it? Or, I'll go get something else."

I turned my head to look at Sun Shangxiang, shook the long skirt in my hand and asked, "Sister, tell the truth, this, did you make this?"

"Yes."

a bolt from the blue!

Sister Sun saw that my complexion was not good, she immediately became nervous and asked, "But does my lord not like it? Or... this dress is not well made? What's wrong? I clearly followed the drawing in the book..."

"No, no, that's great." It doesn't look like it was done by ancient people, sister, you can be a fashion designer, really!

Sun Shangxiang breathed a sigh of relief, and urged: "Then change it quickly."

"Oh."

I put on new clothes and put on the boots my sister made for me. If you don’t look at the black boots with golden dragon patterns, no one will think that I am a person who has fallen into ancient times.

"I knew my lord would be suitable." Sister Sun clapped her hands happily, and left the house with me who was finally able to wear glasses again after half a year.

As soon as I left the house, I saw a few people sitting in the chaoshou verandah, there were uncle, second master, Guo Jiajia, brother Yun, Ma Chao, one, two, three, four, five, six... seven?

seven people--!

I counted again, and found that it wasn't my eyes that had a problem, but there were really seven people.

I immediately went to Sister Sun's ear and asked, "Who is that?"

I've only been away for half a year, why are there two more people in the city for no apparent reason?One military commander was about as tall as the second master, and he was elegantly dressed. The other looked shorter than Guo Jia, but wore a rectangular hat to increase his height. He was dressed in a gift basket color, and he was frowning, not knowing what he was thinking.

"My lord, this is a great joy!"

I was already confused when I heard Sister Sun say that, so I asked, "What are you happy about? Ma Chao has decided to marry Brother Yun?"

Sister Sun chuckled amused by me, waved her hand and said, "That's not it, this is..." As soon as we walked to the corridor, Sister Sun was interrupted before she could finish her sentence.

"Oh, is this our lord?" The person dressed as Confucian General stood up with a smile on his face, stepped forward and put his hands under his armpits to support me, and I was lifted up by him like a little doll Taller.

He was a little disappointed and said, "My lord looks so young."

……

What the hell—!

I looked at the man with one arm covered by a short cloak, his hair combed in a bunch around his shoulders.I quickly filtered the Confucian generals of the Three Kingdoms in my mind, trying to find out who the bastard who lifted me up and mistook my age was? !

He smiles on his face and gives people a very friendly feeling. The most important thing is his appearance. He has the taste of the long-haired version of Fox Yi Yuichi. Don’t ask me why I am Japanese again. I just can’t think of anyone else to describe him. appearance.

I immediately came to a conclusion and tentatively asked, "...Zhou Yu?"

But he gave me a helpless smile back, and asked, "Who is that?"