[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous

How insane can a person be?

Guo Jia thinks he is shameless enough, but unfortunately there are people out there who are even more shameless than him.And the person who makes him bow down is none other than his freshly baked tender little protagonist—a little boy who calls himself Duke Xia.

Since leaving the Yellow Turban Thieves, or should I say, since officially following the new little princess with Guan Yu, Guo Jia has something to do once a day.That is to find out who the lord is.After all, it is always called by the princess, and I always feel that something is missing.

Although, when he was at the entrance of the tavern, Guo Jia had already asked the lord's name once, and got the lord's answer.But the answer this cute little protagonist gave him is obviously problematic.

The name Xiagong is still a good name in Guo Jia's opinion. After all, there was another one named Chen Gong in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.Xiagong’s publicity should be divided into Qisi (si) to treat others as public, which means that he hopes that the child will grow up to be a "just and selfless" person, and the implication is very good.

It's a pity that this name is an extension of the Xia character in Xia Hou, so it is impossible for such a coincidence to happen to be the name of the little lord.Believe it or not, Guo Jia doesn't believe it anyway.

Therefore, on the way back to the city, Guo Jia would come to harass the little lord every day.

At first, their conversation was normal.

Guo Jia first used an intimacy strategy that is easy to open people's hearts. On the basis of not crowding out Zhao Yun's work, he took the time to angrily show favor with the little lord.

"My lord, are you tired? Come and drink some water." Guo Jia said and handed over the water.Seeing that the little lord took it and poured it into his mouth without touching his mouth, he handed over a small clean handkerchief thoughtfully.I kept in mind that the lovely little lord is a person who loves cleanliness and doesn't want to share it with others.

Guo Jia didn't have the extravagant hope that he could become Mi Zixia in the second Spring and Autumn Period, although he was confident that his appearance should still catch people's eyes.But the ending of Mi Zixia made people sigh.In the end, he was despised by Duke Ling of Wei because of his age and fading, and he was turned over by this stingy Duke Ling of Wei.

Of course, Guo Jia believes that the little lord, who is easy to be deceived at first glance, will not do such a disgraceful thing as looking for old accounts when he doesn't like someone.

Guo Jia didn't know why he had such a good impression of the little lord. It might be that she was innocent and clapped her hands happily when Zhao Yun caught the big fish, and even rolled up her sleeves to go into the water to catch the fish herself.Of course, Yuan Rang would not agree, he directly brought back the person who jumped out a step, and hung him on the tree without any politeness.

"Ahhh! Let me down—!" The little lord was like a piece of rag, kicking his short legs on the tree branch, unable to get down no matter what.

Guo Jia looked away speechlessly, the scene was too hurtful for the eyes.

But as a person who is trying to get the lord's favor, he naturally wants to say something: "Brother Yuan Rang just put the lord on it, I'm afraid it's inappropriate."

Although there are no people in the field, there are horses around us, don't you see that they are all stunned!If you hang the lord on the tree so capriciously, not only does he lose face, but our followers also don't look good.

Xiahoudun naturally understood the meaning of his words with years of tacit understanding, but unfortunately he did not intend to let go of the lord, and explained plausibly: "The lord is too capable."

Well, what Xiahou Dun said made sense, Guo Jia couldn't find anything to refute and had to shut up.

The master's work is obvious to all.

In the next few days, Guo Jia thought that he did a good job of gaining favor.

For example: the lord takes a fancy to the unripe fruit on the tree, he will go to the tall second master first, and let him take the trouble to lift the little lord to pick the fruit.Another example: the lord felt tired from riding a horse, so he said first: "It's getting late in Yuan Rang, why don't we rest here tonight?"

Xiahou Dun, who hasn't worked together for many years, still has the same tacit understanding with him as before.The sun was shining in the sky tomorrow, but Xiahou Dun was able to open his eyes and speak nonsense: "Feng Xiao is right."

So, after getting up and walking for less than three hours, they set up camp again, and the scouts had learned to calm down.

These trivial matters will not be told one by one.

Finally one day, Guo Jia heard Xia Houdun talk about the fact that he was not far from the city. He knew that if he didn't ask, he might not have a chance in the future.So while Zhao Yun was going to hunt wild food for the little lord, he embarked on the road of asking for fame.

Compared with Master Cao, the little lord is quite easy to get along with, and he doesn't have so many twists and turns in his heart. Guo Jia really likes the refreshing feeling of being with him.

Guo Jia came over and saw that the little lord had piled up a small hillside. After he patted the soil tightly with his hands, he poked a grass in the middle of the mound.

As a person who has read a lot of poetry and books, Guo Jia suddenly didn't understand.

What are you doing, little princess?Forecasting the direction of the wind?But if you want to predict, why dig a circle of soil from the edge?And if you keep digging, won't the grass not stand up?

Guo Jia asked curiously: "Is the Lord here?"

The little lord raised his obviously thin face, and said to him with a look of lovelessness: "Would you like to try Fengxiao?"

"Oh, okay." Since it was invited by the young lord, Guo Jia, who was angry with the lord, was naturally very happy.He squatted down, looked at the pile of dirt and asked, "What should Jia do?"

The little lord explained: "I dig a circle and you dig a circle. Whoever knocks down the grass will lose."

"..." Guo Jia felt regretful, could he take back the "Okay" just now?A generation of military masters offering wine to accompany children to play on the mound?My lord, my lord, don't you think that you are too talented and useless?

"Hey, since the lord is boring, how about we guess the riddle?" Guo Jia tried to dissuade the lord from pulling him down.

The little lord's face drooped immediately, and the elder tried to refuse: "Oh... I hate guessing riddles the most."

"Youcai, if the lord guesses right, Jia is willing to answer a question, and if Jia guesses right, it's the same." Guo Jia lured the little lord to jump into the trap dug by him.

"Okay." The little lord nodded in agreement.

Guo Jia, who succeeded, narrowed his eyes and said, "Then please come and ask first."

"Let me think."

The little lord thought hard for a while, then smiled and said: "I carried three people on horseback."

Guo Jia looked at the little lord with a dark face, and retorted: "The lord's horse can't carry four people..." Even a BMW Chitu is useless.

The little lord was obviously choked by him, and said shamelessly: "It doesn't matter how many people it can carry, just treat it as it can carry three or more people."

"Ok."

The little lord continued: "I rode to Puyang, two people went down, and three people came up. I rode again to Xiaopei, one person went down, and five people came up. I rode to Xuchang again. No one came up, and nine people went down. I rode again to Xiaopei. Back in the city, one person went up, four people went down. That’s no problem, I stopped a few times.”

Guo Jia laughed, and replied: "Jia is very curious. The horse rode to Xuchang and even the Lord himself went down. Did the horse run into the city by itself and drag a person?"

The little lord was taken aback by his question, and after counting with his fingers for a long time, he realized that there was a problem in the question just now!She blushed and said shamelessly: "Don't worry about it, just say I stopped a few times!"

Guo Jia replied: "My lord owed four people, and stopped four times in total."

"You you you you...you remember everything!" The little lord looked astonished, probably not expecting such a confusing question to be answered.

"Jia thinks her memory is still passable." Guo Jia secretly smiled inwardly. He was careful when he first heard this question, but it turned out that he guessed it right.Alas, the little lord is still too tender.

Taking advantage of the lord's recollection, Guo Jia immediately asked: "Then Jia's question comes, what is the lord's name?"

"Ye Liangchen."

Guo Jia was very satisfied with this name and went to find Xiahoudun, and proudly showed to his friends who used to be in the same camp that he knew the name of the lord first.

The result can be imagined.

Xiahou Dun looked at the complacent Guo Jia with a disheveled face. He had never slapped him in the face with love from the same camp and said: "My lord is a woman."

Ye Liangchen doesn't even sound like a little girl's name.

Guo Jia, who heard for the first time that the protagonist is a girl paper, was stunned.

Since then, Guo Jia has been fighting hard with the little lord.Of course, this questioning also became like a horse with a broken rein, galloping towards an increasingly abnormal path.

Guo Jia's daily homework is: "My lord deceived Jia so badly, what is my lord's name?"

The little lord glanced at him and replied, "Zhao Ritian."

There is no need to confess to Xiahou Dun, Guo Jia knows that he has been perfunctory by the lord again, how can a girl be called this name!But he didn't expose it, and continued to ask the next day.

"What is the name of the lord?"

"Sanyang Kaitai."

Continue the next day.

"My lord, why won't you tell Jia Mingyu?"

"There will be a good harvest."

Xia Houdun always looked at him with mocking eyes when he couldn't get the name of the lord, and Guo Jia's heart almost collapsed.But he still refused to admit defeat, and would challenge again the next day.

"My lord's name..."

"The world is peaceful."

the next day.

"My lord..."

"Honey root."

the next day.

"..."

"Dragon King of Mount Lu, Flying Dragon of Mount Lu, King of Hundred Dragons of Mount Lu."

Guo Jia has become numb, and now the lord doesn't need him to ask any questions when he sees him, the little lord subconsciously answers his name first and then asks him what he does.

The names also range from normal to festive to domineering.

In order to prevent the lord from only answering his name when he saw him in the future, Guo Jia had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​asking, and the lord also returned to normal at the same time.

Whoever said that the lord is easy to deceive, stood up and Jia would definitely not beat him to death.

As the saying goes, the more you can't get it, the more itchy you will be.

Finally, when he saw his former colleagues and was able to get along with Xun Yu alone in the meeting hall to handle official business, Guo Jia did something quite insane.

Guo Jia said, "Wen Ruo, do you know the name of the lord?"

Xun Yu, who was taking care of the affairs in the city on behalf of the young master, was taken aback for a moment, then raised his head and asked, "Your lord never said, how can you know about filial piety?"

"Hehe." Guo Jia smiled meaningfully and didn't answer.

Xun Yu, who was holding the brush, frowned, and his face turned pale for a moment. He remembered the empty food utensils Master Cao gave him, but he looked up at the calm Guo Jia. Thinking of his early death and not knowing his tragic end, he said : "Tomorrow, Fengxiao, would you like to accompany me down to meet the lord?"

Guo Jia, who didn't know anything, agreed, "Okay."