[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous

If you stay at Zhao's house for one night, you will sleep on a bed made of straw.

I stood by the bed and just looked at the bed, feeling panicked and worried, should I pull out the wooden pole stuck in my hair in the morning?It was so beautiful, I couldn't bear to look at it.

In order not to be woken up in the middle of the night, I spread all the replacement long clothes I brought on the bed, even Zhao Yun's.

After finally finishing the bed, I received a drunk Zhao Yun from Zhao Chen who came from the main house.

"What happened?" I looked at the person driving Zhao Yun at the door, I really didn't understand that I just left for a while, and Zhao Yun was brought down?If you can't drink, can you stop being a hero!

Zhao Chen was also a little drunk, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhang really drinks a lot, hehehe."

I just watched Zhao Chen throw Zhao Yun onto the bed with a smile, and he said: "Rest well." After speaking, he walked steadily and left without any deviation.

I looked down at Zhao Yun who was still making a "uh" sound, feeling tired!

Rest a ghost!You leave this drunkard to me, and I'll sleep on it!

When I ran into a drunkard, I deeply felt that my integrity was in danger.But I couldn't leave Zhao Yun alone, so I had to go out and get a basin, fetch some cold water and come back, after wetting my handkerchief, I took on the job of taking care of the drunk on the bed.

"Get up." I tried to tug on Zhao Yun's collar to make him sit up.

The drunk Zhao Yun sat up obediently, and without waiting for my reaction, he wrapped his arms around my lower back and directly took me down on the bed together.He was like a big cat, rubbing against my neck with his furry head, and clawing at me with both paws, as if he was afraid that I would run away and leave him alone.

I feel like I'm dying of him!

"It hurts! Let go!"

When Zhao Yun heard me screaming for pain, he immediately let go of his strength. He pressed his forehead against me, and asked as if suddenly having a seizure: "Ziqing...will you marry me?"

Is there something wrong with my ears, did I hear the word "marry" just now?

"Marry Yun. Yun will take care of you for the rest of your life..."

"Are you taking advantage of the strength of the wine to attack me?" I flicked Zhao Yun's forehead lightly, and he gave me an innocent look back.I thought it was interesting, so I cupped his face and asked, "Marry me? Are you willing to entrust all your salary to my management after marriage?"

Zhao Yun gave me a slightly silly smile, closed his eyes, put his arms around me and said, "Well, I'll give you all... even the children... how many do you want?"

How many do you need?

Zhao Yun's drunkenness is the same as his going to the battlefield, he has two personalities.How could he usually say such a thing.

I immediately said: "Okay, but you have to listen to me first. Come on, let me go, get up and take off this wine-stained clothes. If you don't take off, you won't be allowed to come up to sleep."

"……don't want."

"Hey, you dare to say no! You're fat." I gently pinched his cheek, pulled it out, and continued to ask: "Then why are you willing to change clothes?"

Zhao Yun looked at me a little shyly, and said in a muffled voice, "Ziqing wipes...back, just...take off."

Usually a good-natured person who gets drunk not only loses his courage, but also learns to make demands.

"Will you wipe it off? Let me go and get up and change your clothes. I'll wipe your back." I know that I can't take the drunkard too seriously, he probably doesn't know what he's doing, and he'll probably be broken in the morning.

Zhao Yun let go of me, and immediately got up and took off his clothes. The speed was so fast, I wondered if he wanted to have a fight with me.

I have never seen a type that looks thin when dressed, and fleshy when undressed, but I saw the real thing today.

In the past, I always felt that Zhao Yun was a bit too thin compared to Uncle Xiahou, but I never thought that his body with some scars actually had a murderous intent hidden under his clothes.

Super obvious eight-pack abs!

Even someone like me, who has never been to a gym, finds the abs in front of my eyes hard to take my eyes off.I even swallowed shamefully at Zhao Yun's abs.

Zhao Yun took my hand and put it on it, and asked, "Ziqing... like it?"

More than just liking...

I am a standard muscle control, the type who can't move when I see a muscle.

I tried to hold back the strength of my fingertips. It was not as hard as I heard from others, but it had an obsessive softness that made people uncontrollably press it again.

"...Itchy." Zhao Yun moved my hand away aggrievedly, covering his abdominal muscles and forbidding me to touch it.

I looked down at the hands that still had touch, and silently covered my face.I really envy the girl who married Zhao Yun!Husband is upright, not to mention good looking, but also in such a good figure!Coupled with his good physical strength...

I took a deep breath to calm my head, dispelled my dirty thoughts, wrung out the handkerchief, and said to Zhao Yun who was still in a daze, "Don't hug me all of a sudden."

"Oh."

Under my command, Zhao Yun is like an ignorant child. If I tell him to close his eyes, he closes his eyes. After wiping his face, he raises his arms as soon as he is told. He is obedient as hell.I helped him wipe his front body and back. I just went to rinse the handkerchief in the sink and was about to do it again. When I turned my head, I saw him unbuttoning his pants.

I quickly grabbed his belt and asked, "What are you doing?"

"hot."

"Don't take it off!"

"But..." Zhao Yun, who was stopped by me, felt aggrieved, lightly tugged on his pants and continued, "It's very hot."

"Hey, wipe it again and it won't be hot." I tried to coax him, but it didn't help.

Zhao Yun took it for granted, "The more you wipe, the hotter it gets."

"..."

Ahhhh, I can't do it——!

If this goes on like this, I might attack Zhao Yun in the middle of the night!

I threw the handkerchief into the water basin, regardless of the splashed water stains, pressed my hands on Zhao Yun and shook it twice, and complained: "Don't tease me anymore, okay! If this goes on, I really want to resist the pressure You snatch it! Doing that is too sorry for your ex-wife!"

Zhao Yun seemed to be dizzy from my shaking. After a while, he touched his head and said, "Wife? Yun...hasn't married yet? The one who married... is obviously the elder brother."

"You're not married?" I stared at Zhao Yun incredulously, seeing his dumbfounded look, thinking of his usual style, he didn't look like Guo Jia and Lu Bu who lied without blushing.

A lucky guess vaguely rose in my heart.

"Zilong, tell me honestly, at what age did you become an official, when did your elder brother get married, how many children did you have, and what were their names? Also, after you went to Bashu with Liu Bei, have you ever returned? .”

My questions seemed to be too many. Zhao Yun was stunned for a moment, then slowly came to his senses, answered my questions intermittently, and said, "I went to Peiping when I turned eighteen... and stayed for more than a year? He saved Heyun's salary and married his elder brother, who has two sons... the eldest son Zhao Tong and the youngest son Zhao Guang."

"And after that?" I became a little anxious.

Zhao Yun looked up at me, and continued: "In the year of Yun 24, his elder brother died of illness. After that, Yun resigned from office and returned home to Ding You for three years, and then returned to Gongsun Zan's side for three years before he followed his former master Liu Bei. It was 30 years later. Year."

I looked at Zhao Yun who seemed a little sober, and continued to ask: "Why don't you marry?"

"The world is not peaceful, marrying a wife and suffering with Yun?"

His rhetorical question left me speechless.

I looked at his eyes that were gradually clearing up, and said with a sneer, "As a famous general, Zhao Yun, you also lie to deceive women?"

"Ziqing! Yun didn't lie." Zhao Yun was anxious, and immediately grabbed my arm and dragged me to his eyes.Now he is completely awake and fully aware of what he is doing.

"Oh, you said you didn't lie?" I squinted my eyes, looked at him and asked, "Then let me ask you, if you hadn't been as experienced in treating women as Lu Bu, why...why didn't you respond?" After saying this, I feel super ashamed.But thinking about it carefully, since I rode with Zhao Yun, I have never felt pushed by that thing once.

Zhao Yun's face turned red when I asked him, and he lowered his eyes to explain: "Ziqing, you...haven't you noticed that Yun always wears thick clothes?"

I have nothing to pay attention to what you wear?

But after what Zhao Yun said, I looked down at the clothes thrown on the bed. I didn't know if I counted them, but I was startled by counting them.

There are seven or eight pieces!

"How dare you wear so many clothes on such a hot day?" I was so hot that I wanted to be naked, but he could bear it.

Zhao Yun replied honestly: "If you wear less clothes, it's not like you were discovered."

So, did you just block it with your clothes?

I suddenly realized that the man in front of me who didn't dare to look at me was so cute.I saw him subconsciously grabbing his clothes to cover his legs, and took the first step to cover it with his hands. Zhao Yun was so shocked that his whole body became stiff, and the thing under my hand gave me the most straightforward reaction.

"Farewell, Ziqing!" Zhao Yun immediately took my hand and pushed me away.

If you want to test whether a man has had a woman, the most direct way is to have sex with him and see if he is so stupid that he can't find the entrance.And the easiest way is to see his reaction to you.

"Zilong, tell me the truth, how many times have you had this kind of experience?" I watched him pull a few more clothes to cover his legs, and I felt a faint anticipation in my heart.

Zhao Yun was even more shy when I asked him, and replied: "Recently, I have gradually gotten used to it, so..."

"Did you dream of me at night?"

"..." Zhao Yun didn't speak any more, but he was honest, his neck was red all the way to the tips of his ears, such a real reaction was enough.Seeing him like this, it is impossible to say that I am not happy.

I asked nervously, "Do you... want to touch me?"

After Zhao Yun heard this, he suddenly raised his head. The first thing in his eyes was longing, and then forbearance. He said, "Ziqing, Yun...I don't want to hurt you."

I walked forward slowly, took his hand and put it on my waist, and said, "Didn't you dare to act like a baby with me with the strength of wine?"

Zhao Yun was very embarrassed to bring up the old story again, and he quibbled: "That's because of Yun..."

"Don't use your drunkenness as an excuse, if you were really broken, how could you sober up so quickly?" I sat directly on his lap and traced his eyebrows with my fingers.Seeing him enduring but not daring to mess around, I feel joy!

I'm such a bad woman.

"Ziqing... don't..." Zhao Yun dodged my fingers several times, forcing me to do something more direct, holding his face and covering his lips.

It may be because of the alcohol, Zhao Yun is not in a good state today.After a while breathing messily, he clasped his hand tightly around my waist subconsciously, and pressed down.I could feel sitting on that thing through my clothes, and then Zhao Yun grabbed my arm hard, and my body trembled.

I let go of him, saw his eyes were a little red, and asked, "You can't be..."

Zhao Yun looked a little embarrassed, he helped me by my arm, propped me up a little and said, "Ziqing go down."

"No~I want~." I smiled maliciously, raised his chin and said: "Listen, my name is Huo Xiaoqing, the word Xiao, Youyun. Nickname, ah, that's wrong, I should say small characters here, it's small clear."

Zhao Yun was startled, and subconsciously read after me: "Xiaoqing."

"Good~."

I left Zhao Yun contentedly, crawled over him to occupy the bed and rested with my eyes closed, leaving him sitting there alone in a daze.He looked like that, if he didn't know it, he thought he was beaten by someone, but if he knew it, he hadn't woken up from knowing my full name.I don't know if this idiot understands the hidden meaning of my words.

Zhao Yun sat for a while, as if he was sure that I had fallen asleep, so he opened his clothes, found a clean one to cover me, and went out to wash his pants.

The next day, we bid farewell to the Zhao family brothers and rushed to Peiping.