[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous

On the day of the New Year's Eve, my elder sister Sun and I got up before dawn, took the rouge and gouache that we had prepared earlier, and divided the labor to dress up the beauties who were going to be sent to the palace today.

Sun Shangxiang called Zhu Ran, and I came outside Lu Xun's room.

Poor Lu Xun, because he is good-looking and has no sense of peacekeeping in wearing a skirt, Guo Jia thought Zhu Ran was not enough to seduce him, so he was caught and turned into a bargaining chip to increase the chance of entering the palace.

I knocked lightly on the door a few times and called out, "Lu Xun, are you awake?"

As soon as the words fell, there was the sound of rummaging through Lu Xun's room.I thought I was recruiting a thief, but just as I was about to step back and call Zhao Yun next door, the door was suddenly opened.Lu Xun stood at the door with a haggard face. There were faint dark circles under his eyes, and he looked nervous and didn't sleep well all night.

Looking at Lu Xun who seemed to fall to the ground with a poke in front of me, I worried, "Are you okay?"

"My lord..." Lu Xun greeted me, but when he looked down at the box in my arms, he said grimly, "Ah, is it time already? If you don't mind my lord, please come in." .” After that, make a way out and let me in.

I went into the room to put down my things, watched him walking slowly, and asked, "Why don't I go and talk to Feng Xiao, and tell him not to let you go."

With Lu Xun's current state, I doubt whether he can last until the New Year's Eve.

"How can this work?" Lu Xun waved his hand, sat on a small stool, smiled at me and said, "Now the only suitable candidates are Xun and Yifeng. And they're just wearing women's clothes, isn't it just...wearing women's clothes, Xun can wear women's clothes of."

I said three times to wear women's clothing, can you really do it?

I doubt it.

"Then I'll start." With Lu Xun's nod, I opened the box and took out the facial fat inside.I first patted the facial fat on the back of my hand, then added some water and kneaded it, then lifted Lu Xun's chin and applied it to him.

Lu Xun's skin is very delicate, but it's a little darker for a man. After applying a light layer of facial fat, it immediately turns into tender tofu, and it feels like water will come out when you press it lightly.

Lu Xun was shy at first, but now I pinched his face, and his face turned red.

"My lord, my lord..." He avoided it nervously.

"Raise your chin up a bit, and you should also apply it on your neck." I lifted Lu Xun's hair, twisted it for him casually, and began to apply the facial fat to his neck.

Because of the makeup, I have already touched Lu Xun from head to neck. When I stop, he has turned into a boiled shrimp, with his neck up and his eyes closed, looking like he is being slaughtered.

I patted Lu Xun on the shoulder lightly, and said, "Take off your clothes."

"Oh..." Lu Xun answered my words a little absent-mindedly, just as he put his hands on his belt, he woke up suddenly.

"—Alas!!!" Lu Xun, who finally came to his senses, jumped up in shock and jumped to the door of the room.He put his hands on his chest, as if he met a rascal's little daughter-in-law, he shook his head in shame, and said to me: "My lord is in full bloom..."

"What are you thinking about!" If it weren't for the fat on my hands, I would lift up the table and hit him with hatred.

I explained: "I asked you to take off your clothes to paint your arms. When you put on a gauze skirt, your arms will be exposed. Then the two skin colors will be exposed?"

Lu Xun tried to argue: "Then it's okay to push up the sleeves?"

"Don't you paint your shoulders? Don't you paint your chest?"

Faced with my continuous questioning, Lu Xun was defeated. He obediently came back to sit in front of me, untied his belt, and took off his jacket.

"Raise your hands."

Lu Xun raised his hand obediently, and the moment I caught it, he trembled uncomfortably.I didn't have time to take care of his shameful heart, I looked down at the mobile phone I brought, the time displayed on it was getting late.In order to save time, I simply scooped up a large piece of facial fat, rubbed it from Lu Xun's fingertips all the way to his shoulders, then crossed his chest and applied it to the other arm.

Although Lu Xun looked very thin and didn't have the abdominal muscles like Zhao Yun's, he didn't lack any other muscles that should be there.Among them, the muscles on the arms are more obvious.

In order to put on the gauze clothes without revealing my secrets, I purposely smeared facial fat all the way onto Lu Xun's stomach, because he didn't sit high enough, so I had to squat down, and after finishing wiping it off, my old waist couldn't take it anymore.

"Okay." After I finished work, I was just about to look for the facial mask that I didn't know where to throw it. When I looked up, I found Lu Xun was looking down at me. He looked at the hand I put on his stomach, and then Withdrawing his gaze and continuing to stare at me, there was a kind of gentleness in his eyes that made me feel uncomfortable.

"Uh, sorry!" I was startled, raised my hands quickly, and backed away.

Lu Xun's gaze followed me all the time. Seeing me tidy up my face in a panic, he said, "If my lord likes it..."

I am helpless, this sentence sounds super familiar!

"Is it a routine for you people in the Eastern Han Dynasty to tease girls?" I thought of Zhao Yun who once used the same words to tease me.

Lu Xun didn't know anything about me and Zhao Yun, so he asked suspiciously, "Pick up a girl? Routine?"

"Stop talking, go and put this on, and after you finish the makeup, take it to your sister-in-law." I handed the gauze to Lu Xun, and pushed him into the inner room without giving him time to ask.

After a while, Miss Lu came out.

The gauze suit on his body was as red as fire, and the length could cover his feet. To the ancients, the gauze sleeves were nothing at all.Coupled with the fact that my fair cheeks were flushed from embarrassment, I gave Lu Xun a thumbs up in satisfaction.

"Okay, let's start makeup now."

By the time I put on Lu Xun's makeup and took him to find Sun Shangxiang, Miss Zhu was already ready.

"Zhu Ran, I didn't expect you to be quite suitable for women's clothing." As soon as I entered Zhu Ran's room, I saw him sitting on the couch outside, with an expression like a wronged lady, looking at him packing his things with his mouth pursed. Sun Shangxiang.

Sister Sun raised her head when she heard my voice, and when she saw Lu Xun's appearance, she chuckled and said, "Hehe, which family is this girl from, is there a betrothed one?"

Lu Xun, who followed me into the room, blushed immediately, covered his face with his sleeve and said, "Master Sun, don't make fun of Xun."

After handing Lu Xun to Sun Shangxiang, I returned to my room to change clothes.

Today's New Year's banquet, everyone in the Zhang family will go to it.

Before we left, Guo Jia said: "Jia will arrange everything in Zhang's residence, the lord just needs to see the right time to leave."

I nodded, not intending to tell him what I heard from Hua Tuo.

Lu Bu did well in Luoyang. When we arrived at the gate of the palace, the gate guards only asked him how many people he had brought, and let him go without even checking.After entering the imperial city, the women's family's vehicles drove directly to other places.And I, disguised as a man, followed Lu Bu and the others to visit Emperor Ling.

After getting off the horse, Lu Bu held my hand all the time, and kept telling me: "Don't look around indiscriminately when you worship me, just follow your elder brother honestly. Try not to talk to anyone, if someone wants to talk to you , you just say that my father is waiting to send them away, and follow your brother carefully and don't run around."

Lu Bu finished muttering to me like an old lady, and immediately let go when he saw someone he knew.He went up to greet the man and said, "Brother He, long time no see, but things are busy? When are you going to have another drink with Bu?"

The man turned his head when he heard the sound, saw Lu Bu, and immediately said: "Haha, brother Zhang just came here at the right time, I'm going to get really drunk today!"

He slapped Lu Bu's shoulder vigorously, the loud sound made me tremble with fear.Every time he slapped him, the flesh on his face trembled. His body was wide and fat, with small eyes and beards, a typical image of a rough guy.

The man turned his head, saw Zhao Yun and me, and hurriedly asked, "Could these two be brother Zhang's second son? The eldest son is really handsome."

Lu Bu waved his hands again and again, and said humbly, "This kid has only one face to look at, and he's a mess. Yun'er, Jin'er, hurry up and salute General He Jin."

If it wasn't for Lu Bu's reminder, I wouldn't have realized that the person in front of me is He Jin!

Sure enough, he looked like a butcher.

Zhao Yun took the lead and bowed: "Zhang Yun has seen General He Jin."

I followed closely behind and made a bow: "Zhang Jin has met General He Jin."

"Zhang Jin? Oh! Is this the Jinxian nephew who worshiped Lu Shangshu? Well, well, he is really a good-looking talent." Now that He Jin saw me, he immediately put Zhao Yun, who was satisfied before, behind him, and he directly He came to me, looked at me carefully, and said: "Before you joined Lu Shangshu's sect, it was thanks to the old man who talked about it."

"Thank you General He Jin."

"Hahaha, you can study at ease. After Xiaolian, the old man recommended you to be the prefect. I still have something to do, so let's go first." He Jin was like a Maitreya Buddha, and after showing his kindness to me for no reason, he just smiled like this haha gone.

I moved closer to Lu Bu and asked suspiciously, "Fengxian, does this general have a brain..."

"It's not that he's out of his mind, but he likes you and wants you to be his son-in-law."

"Ah?" I looked at Lu Bu in bewilderment, and He Jin's face appeared in my mind.No matter how beautiful a woman gave birth to him, it felt like she was exactly like him.

I cried and tugged on Lu Bu's clothes and shook my head, I didn't want to marry a Maitreya Buddha back to the city at all.

Lu Bu sighed, threw me to Zhao Yun, and said with emotion: "Sometimes it's not a good thing to be too brilliant, Langer, Langer, marry me."

marry your sister!

"Why don't you marry yourself." I like men!What is it to marry a girl back!I don't eat fast either!Where to marry a Maitreya Buddha!

Lu Bu chuckled, looked back at me with Zhao Yun's arms crossed, and said, "Your mother kicked my father's belly last night to make my husband go away. If you marry another one back, you will have to live in the study forever."

"What did you do to him?" I imagined the scene of Zhang He stepping on Lu Bu, and I felt something strange no matter how I thought about it!

"What else can I do, isn't it just touching it, and it's not like I haven't touched it before."

Is this still called doing nothing? !

It's no wonder that Zhang Yun has been sleeping lately, but you are treating him...

"Beast." I sympathize with Zhang Yun!

"Thank you for the compliment." Lu Bu didn't seem to have done anything wrong, and left Zhao Yun and me behind in a good mood, and walked towards the hall.

All the civil and military officials were walking towards the main hall. I wanted to see if Lu Zhi was here, so I dragged Zhao Yun to search for a long time, but I couldn't find him until I visited Emperor Ling.

Hundreds of people paid homage to Emperor Ling, and I was immersed in the shocking greetings and couldn't extricate myself for a long time.

No wonder so many people want to be emperor, this feeling of looking down on everything must be amazing.

"Get up." Lingdi gave an order, and all civil and military officials stood up.

I secretly took a look at Emperor Ling. Although I couldn't see his appearance clearly from too far away, I unexpectedly noticed a transparent black air wrapped around his body, and none of the people around him saw it!

That aura gave me the feeling, like every time I meet a general who is under control, that vaguely dead aura gives people a very bad feeling.

I won't be bent over for a long time, and my magical ability has been activated, right?

The more I thought about it, the more frightened I leaned towards Zhao Yun, but suddenly I heard him whisper: "Yinping?"