[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous

The darkness shrouded me, and I stood there in a daze, at a loss.

What is going on here?

Trying to search for memory, I gradually remembered the cause and effect.

This starts about half an hour ago. ——I was still in Xun Yu's room, and I made a verbal agreement with Master Sima to talk about what he said in the evening. After watching Xun Yu fall asleep, I went to the conference hall with Master Sima, and listened to Guo Jia in the hall. Chase, it is related to the arrangements for the search in the South China Sea.Guo Jia said that I just need to listen casually and have a score in my heart, so I was distracted under his gaze the whole time.

After the discussion, I went back to my room to rest.

Then I should be in the room right now, but...Looking at the darkness around me, it was as if someone had wrapped me in a black cloth.Not to mention the bed, I can't even see where I am, I can only feel my knees touching the ground, maintaining a kneeling posture.I tried to stand up, but my knees were so heavy that I couldn't move.

"Ah, that's it again." This feeling in my heart dispelled the initial fear, and it was so familiar that it made me numb.

I can be sure that [-]% of me fell asleep before resisting Master Sima...

In fact, this kind of thing has happened before.When I accidentally fell asleep, I could still maintain my consciousness while immersed in the dream, and I could do whatever I wanted in the dream.Yes, it’s the feeling of letting yourself go and being able to make all kinds of waves.But this premise is that your willpower must be able to carry it.

In my memory, the dreaming time of a person after falling asleep is only a few seconds, but for the dreamer, the time is very, very long.

I've tried to dominate my dreams before - to be honest, it's been a lot of hard work, because you don't know where a monster will pop up and stop you, or your body won't listen when you want to let yourself go.

Because it was too hard, I only did it a few times and never tried it again.

I obviously don't want to exert myself to control these few seconds at all, but I feel a sense of freedom that I haven't seen for a long time when I dream today.Because this feeling is so tempting, I couldn't help but make a move, and slowly recalled the apartment I hadn't returned to for a long time.

It was a big living room in the inner room, and the room was almost full with beds and cabinets. The kitchen and living room were not big but enough for two bedrooms and one living room.

I closed my eyes and tried to recall the furnishings, and when I felt the same, I opened them again, and the darkness had been replaced by the warm afternoon sun, and the apartment I lived in presented itself with a twisted sense of coziness.

It's how I remember it, but it doesn't match reality.

All the things were distorted by my incomplete memory. Some things were arranged in strange positions, and there were places where there were no things in my memory, but they were strangely arranged.And the number of rooms has become particularly strange. The kitchen, bathroom, and another bedroom that I used as a study are gone. I only see the living room and the bedroom with the door open. The quilt on the bed is still messy. The way it looks, it is using its own tragedy to silently tell how lazy the owner of this bed is to make the quilt.

I admit, this is a bad habit of mine.I also tried to change it, but it was a pity that I came to the Eastern Han Dynasty before I came back. I lived here every day and someone took care of me, and then... you know.

My problem of not folding the quilt properly has just been used to me again! ! !

It's actually not very good to be the protagonist. Every minute, I will be raised and disabled by this group of people who are afraid that I will bump into them accidentally.

I deeply doubt that after I go home, I still have the ability to take care of myself.

However, I was sitting in the long-lost home, relying on the soft back of the fabric sofa that I would never want to get up once I sank into it, bathed in the sun, and just wanted to take a good nap.I squinted lazily, looking out through the glass of the floor-to-ceiling windows.There were people walking up and down the street, it was just strange, and there were a few people in strange clothes in the crowd.Although vague, I'm pretty sure they were wearing Eastern Han costumes and armor.

What the hell? !

"Little ancestor found you!"

Just as I sat up in doubt, a somewhat familiar voice came. I turned my head and saw a man in a light blue Taoist uniform. There were some small silver bells hanging around his waist. Every time the bell was moved, it would jingle. There was a clanging sound.He still holds a fly whisk in his hand, and on top of his head is a long crown that can pierce the sky.

No, the point is, his face is so delicate that he doesn't look like a living person! ——To put it simply, if you imagine how beautiful this person can be, he will be as beautiful, delicate and eye-catching.

It was the first time I saw a person's face so clearly in a dream.

The handsome man blocked the way, and I was too scared to move.

But he seemed to know me, he stepped forward to grab my wrist anxiously, pulled me up, and said in his mouth: "Little ancestor, why don't you feel nervous at all! You can't wait to see me!" Now, you still have the mood to bask in the sun."

I listened to him without trying to resist his pulling me out of the house.After all, this is a dream, everything that happens is normal, and it's tiring to resist, so let's bear it obediently.

He took me to the corridor, looked at a large piece of stairs missing, his face turned blue, and he complained loudly: "Why are there no stairs? Little ancestor, your dream is incomplete."

"That's when you didn't see the door." But everything in my dreams, lack of arms and legs is common, like the whole building has only a mouse hole, it's not too much.

"..." After listening to me, he touched his chest silently, as if he was checking if there was something missing in his body.

A few seconds later, he screamed strangely: "I don't seem to have any internal organs!"

"Hehe." I smiled kindly, and I didn't want to comfort the frightened Daoist whose entire handsome face was distorted at all.

It’s fine as long as you don’t think about it without internal organs. I still feel like I have no legs.As the owner of the dream, I will be shot, let alone be regarded as an NPC Taoist.

Just as I was looking up in a daze in boredom, the man suddenly exclaimed, "Where did your legs go!"

I lowered my head when I heard the sound, only to realize that I really have no legs, only my upper body is still suspended in the air. If this is real, it can scare people to death.

The Daoist screamed and rushed into my house, then pulled my leg out from inside, squatted down and pressed it on me, and said, "Don't just dismember yourself when you're so nervous!"

It's not that I don't dismember if I don't want to.

"Be serious!" Master Dao looked as if he was going to be driven crazy by me, but after he finished speaking, my arm fell off again.

I smiled kindly at him, then picked up the fallen arm and waved it at him, Daoist collapsed.

I'm like a jigsaw toy now, a part will fall off after a while. After Dao Lord took me out of the building, my arms were full of my body parts, like an ear, an eye, and a severed finger.

As the person involved, not only did I feel no pain at all, but I also found it very interesting like a pervert.

Especially when I saw Daoist painstakingly assembling me to the point of crying.

Master Dao put me together again, and finally couldn't bear the state of me taking a step and missing a part. He flicked the whisk in his hand on his forearm, and put the other hand upright in front of his lips to mutter.

I didn't feel much all the time, but suddenly my whole body hurts——!

This pain, as if being crushed by some giant object, came and went quickly. Immediately afterwards, I felt a sense of heaviness in my body that had always been light.It was as if I possessed an entity, and even my confused consciousness became clear.

Master Dao breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "In this way, you don't have to worry about missing arms or legs."

As soon as he finished speaking, something happened.

An unknown object fell from the sky and smashed into pieces only ten meters away from us.It fell at an extremely fast speed, and the entire ground was sunken into a large piece. The dust formed a protective film and gradually covered the sunken position.

Like a necessary scene in an animation, a figure gradually became clear in the dust.

The first time Master Dao saw the man, he blocked me. He seemed to be very wary of the man, with his body raised slightly, posing like a predator, and his eyes fixed on the man walking through the dust. people coming.Gradually, I finally saw the man's appearance clearly.

Compared with the Daoist in front of me, that person's appearance can only be regarded as ordinary, but in modern times, he can be regarded as a high-end and good-looking one.It's just that the skin looks good.At first glance, this is indeed the case, but after careful observation, I instinctively became vigilant.

My eyesight is so poor that without glasses, there is no distinction between males and females within 50 meters, and there is no distinction between humans and animals within 100 meters.But in the dream, he could see everything about this person clearly.

People say that the eyes are the window to the soul and the place that best expresses a person.And this person's eyes gave me a very bad first feeling.He looked at people from top to bottom, raised his chin to the point of looking at people directly through his nostrils, the feeling of being defiant, and what seemed to be cloudy in his pupils made people feel uncomfortable.

Even Cao Pi, who is the most arrogant around me, knows to look at people at the same level, and only raises his chin slightly when he is really angry.I have noticed that Cao Pi likes to look at the lips of the person talking more often. I asked him why, and Cao Pi said that it is not polite to look directly at the eyes, and he would rather stare at the mouth.If the person talking is shorter than him, he will bow his head a little in cooperation.

Cao Pi is not the only one who pays attention to etiquette in the mountain city. Xun Yu is also very demanding in some places. He once saw Lu Bu's disheveled appearance in the morning, so he directly blew his hair. Take the little girl in the city as a shield.

God knows, my dormitory and my sister's room are very far from the men's dormitory, even if Lu Bu is naked every morning, that is, I have a chance to see it when I open the window.The problem is, I never open the window.

Living in such a city, Cao Pi and Xun Yu's pickiness on my etiquette, which was not bad at first, has become even more perverted.

Along the way that man walked, I could almost pick out countless mistakes for him.

For example, the order of the feet is wrong, the walking steps are too big, the feet are not straight enough, the waist is bent and hunchback, the arms are thrown too far, the hands are in the pockets, the clothes are too wrinkled, and one side of the hair is obviously not combed. .

If Xun Yu were here, he would probably be foaming in pain because of this man's attire.

I couldn't control myself and hid behind Daoist Master. If I could, I really didn't want to have anything to do with this ruffian.

Xun Yu Ma Ma Ke specifically told me not to associate with unscrupulous people, even if he is good-looking.When he said this, he looked at Guo Jia deliberately, as if he was regretting why he chose to befriend Guo Jia based on his appearance in the first place, so that he was cheated by this guy for a lifetime.

"Since the master is here, then I can be sure that the person who hinders me is also there." The voice of that person brought back my lost thoughts.

Daoist and that person seemed to be old acquaintances. After hearing what that person said, his face was serious, and he hid me behind him carefully, and then persuaded the person: "It's too late to stop now, don't make mistakes again and again. .”

"Hahaha——" the man suddenly laughed loudly, and mocked: "Master, master, there is no reason in this world not to eat the meat that is on the tip of your mouth. I have reached this point, and I have no intention of stopping here. As long as Except for the person who got in the way, who else here can stop me?"

Disciple, master?

I looked suspiciously at the back of the Daoist in front of me, and I always felt that he was more and more like a guy I knew who should be shot to death on the beach for justice-Shen Jingbing.

But the Shen Jingbing I know is dressed like someone fleeing a refugee at best, but at worst... Anyway, it is the type that makes you feel unbearable after taking a look at it, and then stuffs a few cents, just like the radiant man in front of me. Splashing Dao Master is a gap between heaven and earth.

"Speaking of which--Who are you, Daoist?" After I finished speaking, Daoist didn't pay attention to that kid, but looked down at me with a deeply shocked expression.

He pointed at his face in disbelief, and asked me in a low voice, "You, don't you recognize me?"

"Huh?" I stared at him, no matter how I looked at him, he didn't look like Shen Jingbing.

Master Dao saw my suspicion, pinched the cuff with his fingers and swung it up and down slightly, and said in a low voice, "It's me, it's me."

"...You, you are really..." Before I finished speaking, the person opposite interrupted: "Master, you are always so devoted to the Tao, but in the end you made yourself into a mess. "

The man seemed to have a problem with his eyes, and he couldn't see me at all... Shen Jingbing's communication, he said impatiently: "Master, it's almost enough, hand him over quickly, otherwise don't blame the apprentice for not remembering the old love."

Shen Jingbing naturally refused to hand me over, hid me again, shook her head and stepped back.

Naturally, that person was not happy with Shen Jingbing like this, narrowed his eyes and said angrily: "Master! Are you going to kill your apprentice who gets along with you day and night because of an insignificant anger!?"

"If there is an apprentice like you, it's better to be beaten to death at birth." I have seen a lot of shameless people, and today is the first time I have seen the type who betrayed the master and dared to come back to threaten the master.

"Master Dao isn't going to say something?" I, an outsider, couldn't bear it, but Shen Jingbing was able to pretend that he didn't hear what the man said, and continued to hide me with his body and loose clothes.

Under Shen Jingbing's frequent movements, the person who had been blind for a while could be regarded as noticing that I was still present at the scene.

"Master, I just discovered what is hiding behind you."

"Nothing!" Shen Jingbing waved his hands as if there was no silver 300 taels here, and his guilty look was like admitting that he was doing tricks behind his back.Seeing that I couldn't hide, I simply walked out from behind Shen Jingbing. Anyway, with the master covering me, how can his apprentice catch me?

When the man saw me, he squinted his eyes and looked at me a few times, then turned his head to look at Shen Jingbing and asked, "Master, are you accepting another apprentice? I thought you only had me as an apprentice..."

The man didn't know what he was thinking, and his face instantly became very ugly.

I don't know if Shen Jingbing has noticed that the way his apprentice looks at him is a bit abnormal.It's like the resentful eyes of a woman staring at a heartbroken man after being abandoned.However, when he moved his eyes to look at me again, that look made people tremble.

I avoided his gaze, hesitated for a while, and finally couldn't help asking Shenjing Bingfa next to me: "Shenjing Bing, tell the truth, does your apprentice have a crush on you?"

The look on his face that wanted to eat me alive was too scary!