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Chapter 64 The Magician Feng Teng
Kaneko, wearing sunglasses, chose a location with a lot of traffic to set up a fortune-telling booth, and then began a long wait.
"Sir, I want you to test a word for me."
Finally came to business.
He was about 40, wearing a pair of glasses and a suit suitable for young people, carrying two pairs of shoes and a few books.
"Then you write a word in my palm, and I'll test it for you." Detective Jin said "groping".
The man wrote a word on the golden palm.
"Did you write the character 'road'?"
"How about it?"
"You and your wife will have conflicts recently, and they will be very serious."
"How to solve it?"
"Literally speaking, the word 'road' is divided into one foot and one each, implying that the husband and wife go their own way."
"Why is your word test different from that gentleman's test? That gentleman is much more accurate than you! It's free!" the customer said dissatisfied.
"What? There are other fortune tellers here? It's free!" Jin Jin said doubtfully.
"You can't see it, it's right next to you."
"Really? How did he measure it?" Jin Zi asked eagerly.
"I also wrote the word 'road' on his palm."
"How does he solve it?"
"He thinks my child will be an intellectual when he is educated, and he thinks my elders are healthy and energetic."
"how do I say this?"
"He explained it like this: Literally speaking, the word 'road' consists of a 'mouth', a 'foot' and a 'wen', so it means that my child is an intellectual, and my parents are in good health and live a long life He got everything right! My son is studying in a university in other places, and my parents are both retired. They exercise every day when there is nothing to do. No, today I bought walking shoes for the second elder. They are expensive and cost me Six hundred."
The customer walks away after speaking.
"Is that so?" Jin Zi was thoughtful.
Gold had to wait again.
Just when he was about to fall asleep, business came again.
The person who came was a young guy, and he wrote the character "Ma" on Jin Jin's palm.
What is this word?Since the word "双" is relatively rare, Jin Zi couldn't come up with it after thinking about it for a long time.
"This..." In the midst of embarrassment, Jin Zi had an idea and said, "This brother who wrote about Gemini must be a homosexual!"
"You're gay! You're gay! Your whole family is gay!" The boy was furious.
"Otherwise, why did you write about two men?"
"Then if a woman comes to your fortune-telling and writes the character '双', you say she writes the 'son' of two women, so she also becomes gay?"
"That's natural!" It turned out that the word was pronounced zi!Jin Zi thought about why he didn't guess.
"Obviously I'm the 'twin' who gave birth to two sons, but you... your level is too bad! The gentleman next to you did the math, and it's free. It's also a fortune teller, the difference in life Why is it so big?" After saying that, the young guy also left in a huff.
It's him again!I don't know who Fang Sheng is, who lurks beside him and grabs his job and cuts off his financial resources. Is there any way out!
I can't look around... I have to listen with my ears.
The big boss Feng Teng and his assistant, a child care worker, are laughing together.
"Boss, how did you figure out that the man gave birth to two sons? It's amazing!" the assistant quietly asked Feng Teng, who was wearing sunglasses and pretending to be a fortune teller.
"'Two' originally means twins, look at that gentleman who bought two identical Ultramans, it looks like a pair of baby boys! This fortune teller is not only an idiot, but also illiterate!" Feng Teng Talk eloquently.
Feng Teng and his assistant said these words softly, Jin Jin couldn't hear them.
It turns out that Feng Teng sent someone to investigate the "third party" who intervened between him and Shan Shan, and found gold, so the scene just now was staged.
Xue Shanshan ate a bowl of beef noodles at the beef noodle restaurant. When paying the bill, the boss said that Jin Zi had settled the bill.
"I didn't expect him to be quite good at being a man. He didn't forget to help me pay the bill when he slipped away."
Xue Shanshan stretched her waist, and then ran to the movie theater alone while eating popcorn while watching "Titanic". For Xue Shanshan, she needed such a good medicine to heal her injuries at this time.
After having dinner outside, Xue Shanshan took the bus home.
She opened the door of her house with the key.
Just when she closed the door with her backhand, Feng Teng appeared out of nowhere, he nimbly slipped in through the gap in the door, Xue Shanshan was about to shout, Feng Teng immediately blocked Xue Shanshan's mouth with his lips.
"What are you going to do?" Xue Shanshan pushes him away, ready to escape from the unclosed door, but Feng Teng quickly blocks her way.
Feng Teng closes the door with his hand strap, then hugs Shan Shan tightly and kisses her vigorously.
"What are you doing?" Xue Shanshan struggled desperately.
"I'm your husband, what do you think I want to do?" Feng Teng panted heavily.
"Tomorrow I will go to the court to apply for divorce, you can't do this! I will sue you for sexual harassment!" Xue Shanshan avoids Feng Teng's lingering kiss.
Feng Teng listened, stopped, and lay down on the sofa exhausted.
"I found out who Jin Zi is!"
"He's lying to you! Don't be fooled by him!"
"On the surface, he is a private detective, but he is actually a beggar fortune teller!"
"He wears a pair of sunglasses and pretends to be blind to tell fortunes and cheat money! In fact, he doesn't know fortune-telling at all! It's purely 'fake and shoddy goods'."
"Why would you rather be with him than go home? Come home with me!"
"No, I just want to divorce you!"
"I don't care whoever I want to be with! Now please leave immediately..."
Before Xue Shanshan finished speaking, Feng Teng savagely gave Xue Shanshan a princess hug, carried Shanshan to the bedroom, and threw him on the bed to torture him.
……
The next day, Feng Teng wakes up, Xue Shanshan has already gotten up.
She said to Feng Teng coldly: "You go! I won't go back with you!"
"Good job Xue Shanshan! You are amazing! One day you will come back with me! I will wait for you until the day you change your mind!"
"Sir, I want you to test a word for me."
Finally came to business.
He was about 40, wearing a pair of glasses and a suit suitable for young people, carrying two pairs of shoes and a few books.
"Then you write a word in my palm, and I'll test it for you." Detective Jin said "groping".
The man wrote a word on the golden palm.
"Did you write the character 'road'?"
"How about it?"
"You and your wife will have conflicts recently, and they will be very serious."
"How to solve it?"
"Literally speaking, the word 'road' is divided into one foot and one each, implying that the husband and wife go their own way."
"Why is your word test different from that gentleman's test? That gentleman is much more accurate than you! It's free!" the customer said dissatisfied.
"What? There are other fortune tellers here? It's free!" Jin Jin said doubtfully.
"You can't see it, it's right next to you."
"Really? How did he measure it?" Jin Zi asked eagerly.
"I also wrote the word 'road' on his palm."
"How does he solve it?"
"He thinks my child will be an intellectual when he is educated, and he thinks my elders are healthy and energetic."
"how do I say this?"
"He explained it like this: Literally speaking, the word 'road' consists of a 'mouth', a 'foot' and a 'wen', so it means that my child is an intellectual, and my parents are in good health and live a long life He got everything right! My son is studying in a university in other places, and my parents are both retired. They exercise every day when there is nothing to do. No, today I bought walking shoes for the second elder. They are expensive and cost me Six hundred."
The customer walks away after speaking.
"Is that so?" Jin Zi was thoughtful.
Gold had to wait again.
Just when he was about to fall asleep, business came again.
The person who came was a young guy, and he wrote the character "Ma" on Jin Jin's palm.
What is this word?Since the word "双" is relatively rare, Jin Zi couldn't come up with it after thinking about it for a long time.
"This..." In the midst of embarrassment, Jin Zi had an idea and said, "This brother who wrote about Gemini must be a homosexual!"
"You're gay! You're gay! Your whole family is gay!" The boy was furious.
"Otherwise, why did you write about two men?"
"Then if a woman comes to your fortune-telling and writes the character '双', you say she writes the 'son' of two women, so she also becomes gay?"
"That's natural!" It turned out that the word was pronounced zi!Jin Zi thought about why he didn't guess.
"Obviously I'm the 'twin' who gave birth to two sons, but you... your level is too bad! The gentleman next to you did the math, and it's free. It's also a fortune teller, the difference in life Why is it so big?" After saying that, the young guy also left in a huff.
It's him again!I don't know who Fang Sheng is, who lurks beside him and grabs his job and cuts off his financial resources. Is there any way out!
I can't look around... I have to listen with my ears.
The big boss Feng Teng and his assistant, a child care worker, are laughing together.
"Boss, how did you figure out that the man gave birth to two sons? It's amazing!" the assistant quietly asked Feng Teng, who was wearing sunglasses and pretending to be a fortune teller.
"'Two' originally means twins, look at that gentleman who bought two identical Ultramans, it looks like a pair of baby boys! This fortune teller is not only an idiot, but also illiterate!" Feng Teng Talk eloquently.
Feng Teng and his assistant said these words softly, Jin Jin couldn't hear them.
It turns out that Feng Teng sent someone to investigate the "third party" who intervened between him and Shan Shan, and found gold, so the scene just now was staged.
Xue Shanshan ate a bowl of beef noodles at the beef noodle restaurant. When paying the bill, the boss said that Jin Zi had settled the bill.
"I didn't expect him to be quite good at being a man. He didn't forget to help me pay the bill when he slipped away."
Xue Shanshan stretched her waist, and then ran to the movie theater alone while eating popcorn while watching "Titanic". For Xue Shanshan, she needed such a good medicine to heal her injuries at this time.
After having dinner outside, Xue Shanshan took the bus home.
She opened the door of her house with the key.
Just when she closed the door with her backhand, Feng Teng appeared out of nowhere, he nimbly slipped in through the gap in the door, Xue Shanshan was about to shout, Feng Teng immediately blocked Xue Shanshan's mouth with his lips.
"What are you going to do?" Xue Shanshan pushes him away, ready to escape from the unclosed door, but Feng Teng quickly blocks her way.
Feng Teng closes the door with his hand strap, then hugs Shan Shan tightly and kisses her vigorously.
"What are you doing?" Xue Shanshan struggled desperately.
"I'm your husband, what do you think I want to do?" Feng Teng panted heavily.
"Tomorrow I will go to the court to apply for divorce, you can't do this! I will sue you for sexual harassment!" Xue Shanshan avoids Feng Teng's lingering kiss.
Feng Teng listened, stopped, and lay down on the sofa exhausted.
"I found out who Jin Zi is!"
"He's lying to you! Don't be fooled by him!"
"On the surface, he is a private detective, but he is actually a beggar fortune teller!"
"He wears a pair of sunglasses and pretends to be blind to tell fortunes and cheat money! In fact, he doesn't know fortune-telling at all! It's purely 'fake and shoddy goods'."
"Why would you rather be with him than go home? Come home with me!"
"No, I just want to divorce you!"
"I don't care whoever I want to be with! Now please leave immediately..."
Before Xue Shanshan finished speaking, Feng Teng savagely gave Xue Shanshan a princess hug, carried Shanshan to the bedroom, and threw him on the bed to torture him.
……
The next day, Feng Teng wakes up, Xue Shanshan has already gotten up.
She said to Feng Teng coldly: "You go! I won't go back with you!"
"Good job Xue Shanshan! You are amazing! One day you will come back with me! I will wait for you until the day you change your mind!"
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